Chapter 484: Spirits, Flowers, Rogues
A lot of wine was drunk at the banquet, and Qin Mubai slept very deeply. When the sky was bright, the snoring was still thundering, and the room was full of smoky alcohol.
Just as he was dreaming sweetly, he vaguely felt that something on his body was pressing up, not too heavy, and it was still circling around his body. Soon, his face was crisply slapped a few times, and his nose seemed to be blocked by something, and Qin Mubai finally woke up.
When I opened my eyes, it turned out that Xiao'er was lying on top of him, riding on his chest and patting his face with his little hands, and sticking two fingers into his nostrils.
"Ha-Autumn!!"
Qin Mubai let out a loud sneeze, and a giggle suddenly sounded in the room. At first glance, it turned out to be the Tantai sisters.
"Heh, Xiao'er, what crime should you be guilty of disturbing Daddy's sleep!" Qin Mubai grabbed Xiao'er and lifted it up.
Xiao'er kicked his feet and giggled, "It was A-Niang who asked me to wake you up!" ”
"What's the matter? Today is a rare military vacation, only one day a month, and it doesn't make people sleep lazy? Qin Mubai said as he put Xiao'er beside him and prepared to get up.
The child was grinning, wearing thick clothes, she rolled around on the bed like a little ball of meat, playing happily, and said, "Here comes the guest!" Auntie tells Daddy to get up! ”
"Sister Yan said that the young marshal hates others to wake up when he falls asleep, and only the child is not afraid of disturbing the young marshal's dream." After saying that, the sisters hurriedly stepped forward and prepared to serve Qin Mubai to change clothes and wash. Qin Mubai was just about to lift the quilt, but he stopped again and said, "Where is my close attendant?" ”
Since he arrived in the Lanzhou army, Qin Mubai has always been taken care of by the sergeant around him, and he has never used a maid.
"Sister Yan asked us to come...... said, in the future, we will take care of the young marshal's daily life. Dandan whispered, and the sisters' faces turned red.
Chen Yan's intention is quite obvious, that is, she wants the sisters to be used as a side room. Originally, Qin Mubai didn't hate the two sisters, but now he felt a little embarrassed......
Early in the morning, a young and strong normal man will always have a physiological phenomenon called "morning erection".
"Young marshal, let us wait for you to change your clothes...... The two sisters stepped forward, one with clothes and boots, and the other with warm towels, all of which were ready.
"Forget it, I'll do it myself." Qin Mubai waved his hand and motioned for them to go out.
The sisters' expressions suddenly darkened, and they gently answered "yes" and walked out.
Qin Mubai sighed secretly. Although he is thick-skinned enough, it is an embarrassing and perverted thing to show his male style in front of a woman who has not been in close contact. What's more, there are children present...... It is estimated that they will be a little hurt in their hearts at this time.
"Daddy, Daddy, my father-in-law is coming to play with you! Get up! Xiao'er rolled on the bed while holding his feet, and said in a milky voice.
"Your father-in-law?" Qin Mubai didn't react for a while, "Oh, King Wu! - When I was in Youzhou, King Wu recognized you as his daughter, why don't I remember. ”
Qin Mubai got up and got dressed, washed up and came to the front house, and saw Chen Yan and the Lantai sisters standing under the eaves in front of the hall chatting from a distance, so they didn't go over. I called someone to ask, and I heard that King Wu had come early in the morning, and he had been waiting for almost an hour. Now people are in a small flower garden in the backyard.
Qin Mubai turned around and went to the backyard, walked through a few shaded corners, and saw Li Ke sitting in the pavilion of the Peach Blossom Creek, as if he was stroking the qin.
Qin Mubai walked over, and Li Ke stopped stroking the piano. The two looked at each other and smiled, and Li Ke said, "If you don't come to me, I have to come to you." ”
"I've been busy these days, and I've been lazy. Alone has been waiting for a long time? Why don't you let people wake me up earlier. Qin Mubai sat down opposite him, and saw that there were fruits and preserved meat and pastries on the table, and there was a set of golden tea sets that Qin Mubai was very familiar with on the table.
"I won't let you scream, let you sleep a little longer." Li Ke said, "I haven't made tea with you for a while. I thought I wouldn't have a chance in my life. ”
Qin Mubai was hungry without breakfast, took a piece of pastry and threw it into his mouth, and said with a smile after chewing a few bites: "Haha, it tastes good!" It's been a long time since I've eaten such an authentic Chang'an pastry! The cooks in His Royal Highness's palace are still so good. ”
"I've been in Shanzhou for three days, and you and I have only met in public. If I don't come to you today, are you still avoiding me? Li Ke said.
"Hide? Why should I hide from you. Qin Mubai smiled slightly and said, "It's because there are too many people coming, hundreds of thousands." It takes me a lot of time to look at each of them, so I'll have to put you last. ”
Li Ke laughed, "Sure enough! ”
"What really?" Qin Mubai said, "It's as if you know some secret." ”
"I hadn't seen each other for so many years, and I thought we were really estranged from each other." Li Ke smiled, "It's okay, you still seem to treat me as a good friend." ”
"Hey, I'm getting goosebumps." Qin Mubai grinned in a wicked manner, continued to eat the pastries, and said vaguely, "Your Highness, you went to Goryeo, won't you learn from the people over there?" ”
"How?"
"As far as I know...... On the Goryeo side, the women are as gentle as water, and the men are also gentle as water. Therefore, yin and yang confuse men and women, and many broken sleeves are divided into peaches and dragon yang's habits! ”
"You fart!"
"Haha, that's right!" Qin Mubai laughed, "Otherwise, I'll really be a little scared!" ”
Li Ke couldn't cry or laugh, shook his head and smiled bitterly, and gritted his teeth, "Seriously, when I saw you, I really wanted to beat you up first!" ”
"Hey, hey!" Qin Mubai laughed dryly, picked up the wet towel on the side, wiped his mouth, and said, "There are too many people who want to beat me, even my eldest brother had to beat me yesterday." Don't worry about one more of you, come, do it! ”
"Horn!"
Li Ke really made a move and punched Qin Mubai in the face.
"Damn, what a fight! And hit me in the face! ”
Although this punch was not heavy, Qin Mubai was unexpectedly taken aback, jumped up and covered his face and said, "Do you want to fight?" ”
"Okay, do it!"
Li Ke glared at him with a wicked grin, got up and rushed towards Qin Mubai.
Qin Mubai was a little dumbfounded, and let him grab the placket on his chest and hold his waist.
"Up!" Li Ke roared, and actually overturned Qin Mubai!
Qin Mubai came to his senses at this time, fortunately, his martial arts foundation was not weak, and he turned over in the air and landed steadily outside the pavilion.
"Yes, I learned wrestling from the Khitan people over there in Youzhou!" Li Ke was triumphant and clapped his hands.
Qin Mubai swallowed a mouthful of saliva and touched his face hatefully, "Damn, do you really want to fight?" ”
"Swearing? My mother is the lady of today, I want to kill you! Li Ke was furious and rushed down from the pavilion.
"It's not over yet!" Qin Mubai was also annoyed, dodged Li Ke's punch, and used Tai Chi boxing to push his shoulders and push Li Ke to the ground.
"Haha! Fight with me, you're still far away! Qin Mubai crossed his hands on his hips and laughed.
"Soldiers can be killed, but not humiliated!" Li Ke roared and got up from the ground again, as a half-practitioner, he didn't care about any moves, so he stuck to Qin Mubai like a hooligan fighting, grabbed his clothes, twisted his arms and ears, stumbled under his feet, and used all the indiscriminate moves.
This time, Qin Mubai couldn't cry or laugh - which one is this singing? Li Ke, I haven't seen how I became like a shrew for a while, did I boil up a little pervert over there?
"Fight, fight, I'm still afraid of you!"
So the two hooligans wrestled on the grass of the little flower garden and rolled all over the ground. During the period, there was a lot of scolding, and I couldn't care about any taboos, even Qin Shubao, who was in the spirit of the sky, and Li Shimin, the current emperor, were all greeted.
The Lantai sisters were staying here to bring breakfast to Qin Mubai, and when they saw this scene from afar, the two of them were scared stupid on the spot. After being stunned for half a minute, the two hurriedly ran back to find Chen Yan.
Chen Yan was also taken aback when she heard this, and when she hurried to the backyard to look, she saw that Qin Mubai and Li Ke were already lying on the grass on all fours and panting.
"Finished fighting?" Sister Tantai whispered in horror, "This...... What's going on? ”
Chen Yan pondered for a moment, smiled slightly, and said, "Let's go, don't worry about them." Today, no one is allowed to come to the backyard. Let it be that you have not seen it, and that you are not allowed to tell anyone about it. ”
"Oh...... Got it! The two sisters answered suspiciously, followed Chen Yan back, and looked back from time to time, feeling extremely worried.
Qin Mubai, who was lying on the ground, gasped for breath while covering the corners of his mouth that was overflowing with blood, "Bastard, if you hit it so hard, Lao Tzu's teeth will be loosened by you!" ”
"You're a bastard!" Li Ke roared angrily and turned his head, "My eyes are going to swell into a slit!" ”
"Hahaha!" Qin Mubai glanced at him and laughed loudly, "What a big black circle, you have become a national treasure, giant panda!" ”
"What a national treasure, what a giant panda! How unreasonable! - Whew! But, what a fucking pleasure, hahaha! Li Ke rarely burst into foul language, and then laughed out loud.
"Alas-" Qin Mubai also let out a long breath, "I haven't fought with someone like this for many years!" ”
"Are we like naughty boys? Splashing? Or hooligan? Li Ke smiled, "I think they are all better than the prince." ”
"It's also better than the general." Qin Mubai also smiled, "Anyway, a man like us is a tragedy. All day long, he either sits upright or has a deep face. is obviously angry in his heart, and he has to put on a smile to hide it; is obviously sad to the extreme, but he has to pretend to be dead and pretend that nothing happened; obviously loves that woman deeply, but always finds some high-sounding reasons to break her heart. ”
Li Ke looked up at the sky with his arms on his pillow, and was silent after listening, and said after a while, "Your words can always be inserted into my heart like a blade." ”
"I'm getting goosebumps again...... His Royal Highness spares his life, he only likes peach blossoms in the next, and does not love chrysanthemums! ”
"Get up and drink!" Li Ke shouted and jumped up, reaching out to pull Qin Mubai.
"Didn't you boil tea? Didn't drink enough yesterday? ”
"Less nonsense, you have to get drunk today! What kind of fart tea to drink and pretend to be elegant, today we are two market hooligans! Not only do I have to fight with you until I get drunk, but I also have to eat meat with my hands and listen to you tell meat jokes! Li Ke laughed.
"Do you want to go to the kiln when you're done?" Qin Mubai smiled evilly.
"Accompaniment!" Li Ke laughed even more evilly, "I've been on the road for a month, and I'm suffocated!" Now that it's your place, do you dare to entertain me? ”
"No......" Qin Mubai was dumbfounded, "What if the two of us go to the kiln together...... It is estimated that in a few days, hundreds of thousands of people will go crazy! ”
"Whatever, hahaha!" Li Ke laughed heartily, "Don't be verbose, ask someone to remove the refreshments and put the wine on the table!" I...... Father! Lao Tzu hasn't been so presumptuous for decades! ”
……
It's getting dark. Chen Yancai took the Lantai sisters to the backyard to see the movement.
There were only a few dim lanterns left in the backyard swaying gently in the wind. The spring breeze passes through the peach forest, and a few petals disappear with the wind, drifting down into the stream under the pavilion, drifting with the waves.
The cups and plates on the table were in disarray, Qin Mubai and Li Ke were already drunk under the table, almost unconscious.
"For a whole day, the two of them kept guessing and drinking, eating and drinking, and making noise." Chen Yan shook her head and smiled, the smile on her face was like a rather maternal doting color, and she said softly, "Which of them is the most outstanding and dazzling man in the world." The world is envious, admired, or envied. In fact, the high places are unbearable, and how many people can understand their suffering and bitterness? ”
There is nothing to do with Fengyue here, nor does it have anything to do with state affairs, only two drunks remain. Pillow scattered peach blossoms, holding the piercing liquor in his arms and falling asleep, as if the soul is too empty and out of the world.