Chapter 103: A Different Fireworks

Some people once said that the Chinese were extremely romantic, first inventing huoyao but used it for fireworks and firecrackers, while Westerners learned how to make black huoyao and first used it in war.

In this regard, Fang Zhongyong can only hehe.

Who said that the Chinese did not see the role of huoyao in the war? What is this armory full of poison smoke balls and tribulus fireballs for, do you have nothing to do with yourself?

The poison smoke ball can be called the world's first biochemical weapon, containing wolf poison, arsenic and other precious Chinese herbs. After lighting the flotine, it is thrown into the enemy formation, and a lot of cute smoke comes out. The enemy bleeds from his mouth and nose in an ethereal fairyland-like atmosphere, and before he knows it, he will reach Bliss forever. It is really a must-have medicine for home travel and killing.

As for the tribulus fireball, it's even more incredible.

The shell is made by the precious Song Magnet, designed and made by the master, and there are several lovely spiky protrusions on the outside. The shape is beautiful and luxurious. The most rare thing is that the benevolent people of the Great Song Dynasty knew that Western Xia and Northern Liao lacked iron, and they were kind enough to add a little iron to the internal huoyao. When the fuse rope is lit, those lovely spikes and precious pieces of iron will instantly make contact with them at a negative distance. If you're lucky, you'll be able to stay in your body for a while longer.

In addition to the fact that this thing doesn't have a pressure device, it's a good one!

Fang Zhongyong stroked these lovely "fireworks" like his wife.

Has this brother crossed over? How can you be so talented!

It's really much better than Wang Mang's utopian communist guy!

Wang Mang said, I still made calipers?

Fang Zhongyong said, calipers are a fart! You have the ability to make a lathe and come out! You public relations scumbag!

Isn't this benevolent brother who designed the ** from the weapon research and development profession? Would you like to ask him to help build artillery, planes, tanks, or something?

If it can really be realized, Fang Zhongyong can look up at the starry sky at forty-five degrees, and pretend to say, "My journey is a sea of stars".

Check the file, check the records, and see which school he graduated from.

Hurrying in, rushing, uh no, disappointed and gone.

The inventor's name is Song Fu - a good name, it doesn't represent the blessing of the Great Song Dynasty - he was born in the forbidden army, and now he is serving as an ordnance supervisor, a very ordinary person.

Fang Zhongyong asked him which school he graduated from, even if he said it was Lan Xiang!

It's a pity that this suspected traverser doesn't know if he played too much huoyao, was deaf or stupid, and looked confused.

Weisi people, who am I with!

No matter what, let Lai play with a few pills at nine o'clock, it will be regarded as a celebration that Wang Lingwei is finally pregnant.

Worried that the power was too great, Fang Zhongyong deliberately found an open place, and told Lai Jiu to do a good job of protection, and immediately ran back when he lit it.

Lai Jiu, this guy is bold, he slowly and leisurely lit the fire, and when the fire rope was almost burned out in his hand, he threw it out slowly, and then walked back slowly.

Then, only a snap was heard, and then, there was no then.

Is this huoyao damp? Didn't light it?

What about the earth-shattering that is good? What about the amazing lethality of the good one? My pants, uh no, cover is all set, you're going to show me this?

Seeing Fang Zhongyong's look of disbelief, Lai Jiu said, "My lord doesn't know anything. This thing made by the Weapons Warden is like this bear. Sometimes it's good, sometimes it's bad, and most of the time it's bad. The poison smoke ball is a little better, do you want to take a look. ”

Fang Zhongyong's heart was cold, and he was not interested in watching the gas bomb mixed with messy things. Whether that thing is of any use in the open area depends on what he does.

It is no wonder that with the advanced firearms of the Great Song Dynasty, they couldn't do Liaoxia and Jin Yuan. In terms of physique, it is not as good as others, and it is not as good as others in terms of riding and shooting. I finally learned huoyao from my ancestors, but it became a firework because the material was impure. Could it be that this thing, which is not much bigger than the movement of artillery, to smash the enemy to death?

Could it be that there is a problem with the huoyao formula of the Ordnance Superintendent? Or is there a big mistake in the production process?

Let's go to the ordnance superintendent and ask to see if the donkey doesn't go or grinds.

asked Zeng Gongliang, the superintendent of armaments, to ask for the huoyao formula, and Zeng Gongliang, a small official of the sixth grade, actually said: "It's a matter of confidentiality, please ask Ma Shuai to go to the Privy Council to ask for a warrant, and the next official should obey his orders." ”

Fang Zhongyong's hatred!

You big fool! Tell me what confidentiality clause you will be talking about?

Two years later, when you and Ding Du co-edited "The General Essentials of the Martial Arts", you couldn't wait for everyone to have a copy and publicize the top military secrets of the Great Song Dynasty all over the world. After learning about it, the Jin people were like a treasure, and the firearms developed were as powerful as the Great Song Dynasty, and they fought against the Song army's artillery in the battle to capture Bianliang.

Jingkang's shame, the second emperor of Huiqin's ten-year tour of the north is all thanks to you!

Of course, no one has done such a stupid thing yet, and you can't use this as a reason to attack him, but you must not easily spare this pedantic fool.

Fang Zhongyong pointed at Zeng Gongliang and scolded: "Okay! You wait for me! If Lao Tzu doesn't get your goods from the weapons prison, Lao Tzu will follow your surname! ”

Zeng Gongliang was not afraid, and laughed wildly: "Xiaguan is waiting!" Although there are your acquaintances in the political hall, this Da Song is not surnamed Fang. Although the official position is humble, he is also worthy of being a father when he asks about his moral knowledge. The lower official ordered someone to prepare the incense hall to pay tribute to the ancestors and ancestors, and my Zeng family added another unworthy descendant. ”

Will Fang Zhongyong go to a few bigwigs in the political hall to complain?

Of course not! If you lose a fight, you find an adult, that's what children do.

Besides, will Lu Yijian's old thing, who is not psychologically sunny at all, support himself? Joke! I can't say that I still have to ridicule Yan Shu's teaching, and the old man is angry again, and it will not be good to beat himself ruthlessly.

If you want to find it, look for the chairman.

Anyway, Ma Shuai, who is also one of the three chiefs, although he is not as good as the front secretary of the palace, he is still a little thin in the emperor's place, isn't he?

After carefully preparing for returning to the camp, Zhao Zhen was very happy to meet Fang Zhongyong in the Cuiwei Mountain Palace: "Fang Aiqing is here, give me a seat." ”

Fang Zhongyong came up and played the sad card: "I haven't seen the official family for many days, and the lower officials really miss it tightly." I came to the palace to say goodbye. ”

Zhao Zhen said with a smile: "Aiqing has been in office for many days, and she has no leisure, so I have it." Fang Aiqing, don't say it, your method is really effective. I have eaten carrots with everyone in the palace for a few months, and I feel that my spirit has improved a lot, and several concubines have good news. ”

Fang Zhongyong said: "The minister is presumptuous, please take a look at the officials." ”

Zhao Zhen has always been easy to speak, and he didn't ask the reason when he heard the words, and his eyes widened.

Fang Zhongyong looked carefully, there was eye, uh no, the trace of red in his eyes had disappeared. It seems that Zhao Zhen's mercury discharge is basically completed. As for his concubines, it's not convenient for us to watch, right?

Immediately arched his hand and said: "Congratulations to the official family, the residual poison in the body has been discharged." Next, it is only necessary to have a good life, and it is expected that good news will come soon. ”

Zhao Zhen nodded and said: "I also feel that my spirit is much better, my waist and knees are no longer as sore as usual, and I have more frequent nocturnal urination." It's all thanks to Aiqing's work! ”

Fang Zhongyong secretly disdainful: You are polite! As long as you are a little more leisurely, don't be so arrogant, and you can control a few or a dozen people at night, and your body will be good for a long time.

Chen Lin, who was haunted, asked, "Lord Fang is not on duty at the Dragon Guard, what is the matter with going to the palace?" ”

"The minister has his own music. The minister wanted to impeach the military superintendent Zeng Gongliang for three major crimes: first, neglecting to take precautions and putting the military state in child's play; the second crime, inviting fame to buy straight, flattering the king; The third sin is mediocrity and incompetence, and the corpse is vegetarian. If the minister is dead and hears it, please ask the official family to judge. ”

People's impeachment, remarks or whatever, are all more than a dozen, we are a kind person, so we won't do so much.

Chen Lin said again: "What we have heard seems to be different from what Master Fang said!" It is rumored that Lord Fang wanted to ask for the huoyao formula privately, but was blocked by Zeng. Isn't it because of this resentment and revenge? ”

Why do you have an old thing everywhere? Are you a mother?

Fang Zhongyong smiled disdainfully: "Joke! With the precautionary measures of the ordnance superintendent, which is like a big sieve, if you want the huoyao formula, it is not easy to catch. Besides, Zeng Gongliang didn't want to forge ahead, and never thought of improving the formula, causing such a sharp weapon to become chicken ribs, which is really an unforgivable sin, and he is innocent! ”

Zhao Zhen once again played the role of a good man: "Aiqing is serious. Although Zeng Gongliang's words are not very respectful, he still has a sense of loyalty. ”

"Lord Fang's words are conclusive, could it be that he has a better huoyao formula?"

No need to ask, except for that Chen Lin, no one will speak so yin and yang.

"Coincidentally. I really brought two newly developed huoyao bombs today, do you want to try it out of Gonggong Chen? Fang Zhongyong took out two things from his sleeve that were similar to ordinary huoyao bombs.

Chen Lin first shouted angrily: "Palace guards should be damned!" He took the new huoyao bullet and looked at it carefully, and nodded to Zhao Zhen.

Then Fang Zhongyong said: "This thing is very dangerous, Lord Fang must not take it with him at will, I am afraid that something will happen." ”

What do you mean by the danger you say in your hand like a fitness ball?

Fang Zhongyong hurriedly expressed his admiration: "I heard that Gonggong Chen's martial arts are world-famous, and he has never met an opponent in his life. There were some unbelievers in the lower plains, but when I saw it today, I knew that what I said was true. Admire, admire! ”

Who dares to take two ** as fitness balls, who dares to disagree?

Saying admiration, Fang Zhongyong quietly took a few steps back, a little farther away. It may not be very useful, but it can be safer, right?

Only then did Chen Lin pay attention: "It's different? ”

"It's a big difference!"

"What's the proof?"

"Gonggong Chen's divine power protects the body, and he has the incorruptible body of King Kong, but he can hold this bullet in his hand and ignite it."

Obviously, Chen Lin is not a Nobel Prize, and she has no dedication to science at all. However, he doesn't mind if someone else dedicates himself to science.

waved and shouted to Dou Shouzhi: "You go find a secluded place, set off this thing, and see how powerful it is." ”

Fang Zhongyong kindly reminded: "It's best to put two grains together!" ”

Orr, a loud bang came. Chen Lin hurriedly stood in front of his master and blocked the gun for his master.

Fang Zhongyong pouted, do you think it's a bloody drama? At such a close distance, the only result of blocking the gun was to string it into a sugar gourd. Of course, loyalty still has to be expressed, and Fang Zhongyong also stood behind Chen Lin.

Zhao Zhen pushed the two away, took the lead and walked out first, and went to the crime scene.

Dou Shouzhi was also a lazy person, so he asked him to find a secluded place, so he lit this new huoyao bomb directly next to the clean room (toilet).

The toilet was blown up, and the people were fine, but they were dirty. also said loudly to Zhao Zhen: "Official, this is really a good thing!" ”

The three of them retreated together, the smell was too big!