Chapter 584: Silence for the Old Cat
The old cat is an old fritter, and he understands what men are most afraid of, or what they are most worried about, and what they care about the most.
Soon, as soon as his words came out, the model soldier was a little commotion, and the two sides quickly started a scolding war.
This made the deep coldness in the mountains and forests dispelled a lot, and there was a lot of vitality all of a sudden.
Feng San couldn't bear it anymore, so he couldn't wait to rush forward immediately and concoct the old cat with his own hands.
But the model army's 'military order is like a mountain', and at this time, Xu Changqing is here in person, as long as Xu Changqing doesn't speak, even if they are unhappy, they can only endure it first.
So I could only plead to look at the red lady.
The red lady was also speechless for a while.
She already knew Xu Changqing very well, and knew that Xu Changqing would never be untargeted, let alone fight an uncertain battle.
But at this time, Rao was already very close to Xu Changqing, but she couldn't guess what Xu Changqing was planning for a while.
After hesitating a few times, she finally couldn't help but whisper: "Changqing, this, is this going to make trouble?" I'm afraid the mountain god won't be able to listen to such foul language......"
"Huh?"
Xu Changqing smiled: "That's right." ”
As he spoke, he said to Ergou, "What time is it?" ”
Ergou hurriedly looked at the hourglass carefully, and said respectfully: "Dashuai, it's about to be in the middle of the hour." ”
Xu Changqing smiled: "Then don't worry, Ergou, you let the sons and daughters in front continue to shout, let the old cat give his wife and daughter to my brothers Xu Changqing, I will spare his dog life and send him to Nanjing Palace as a eunuch!" ”
"Hmm......"
The Red Lady, Feng San and the others were nervous, who would have thought that Xu Changqing would suddenly come to such a sentence......
The red lady couldn't hold back for a while, and laughed out loud directly.
This guy in front of you, is this going to make people laugh to death......
Rao is Ergou's city has long been unfathomable, like a robot, and it is easy not to show true emotions, but at this time, his face is also indescribably weird, and his muscles are constantly twitching, so he can't help it.
Busy is in a hurry to go over and give the order in person.
The red lady finally came back to her senses at this time, glanced at Xu Changqing angrily, and said in a low voice: "What are you thinking?" If you want to see scolding, when you catch the old cat, you can scold as much as you want. But if it is delayed like this, I am afraid that I will have to camp in the mountains today, in case something happens......"
"Sister Hong, what did I say? You put your heart in your belly. Besides, if you catch the old cat and scold him again, he will wilt, what does it mean? Be patient, I've got you covered. ”
Xu Changqing said, and watched the scolding battle with great interest.
The red lady is already a little bad, although there is no way at this time, but she has made up her mind in her heart, if Xu Changqing bullies herself again at night, she must give him some color to see......
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At this time, as Xu Changqing's new words were shouted out by the heralds, the scolding battle between the two sides in the mountains suddenly reached a climax.
The old cat does understand people's hearts very well, but Xu Changqing may not understand.
These words directly poked the deepest part of the old cat.
What he fears most is that if something happens to his side, his wife and children will be unlucky.
As for what kind of brother's righteousness, it's all a deceptive thing, these little brothers, he won't feel distressed if he dies, with his fame and means, as long as he has money and place, he can recruit at will.
In this world, there is a lack of everything, but there is no lack of two-legged people.
"Dog mongrel! Go, tell Xu Changqing, this little Wang Ba calf, let him get up if he has the ability, and go back to his mother's womb to eat shit if he doesn't have the ability! ”
The old cat finally couldn't bear it anymore and scolded.
"Yes."
His men were busy and shouted again.
Xu Changqing soon heard the old cat's words, but he was unheard of, and even opened a can of crispy fish and drank a little wine.
Even if the people around him are speechless, they can only watch.
No way.
Who made Xu Changqing the boss?
In fact, scolding wars, or 'trash talk', have always been the quintessence of national cultures.
Not to mention fighting and scolding, even if it is a variety of competitions in later generations, even if it is the Hercules Cup, it is still not exempt from vulgarity.
Qi Zu's ecstasy back then, Xu Changqing still remembers it vividly at this time.
It's just that for the sake of the big picture, a lot of things will not be revealed to the public.
And to the high-end, scolding people can even surrender without a fight, Kong Ming made Zhou Yu angry to death back then.
Even if there is an element of artistic exaggeration in this, it definitely represents some historical facts.
Zhou Yu has the ability to return to the ability, but in terms of human affection, he can't compare with Kong Ming, the son of the plane......
In later generations, Guo Degang once famously said: "A person wants to have a smooth sail and no waves in his life, and when he reaches sixty-five, someone on the street glares at him, and he suddenly can't stand it, this person dares to stare at him, and then he dies suddenly." But he has experienced hardships when he is young, at the age of twenty-five, he is like an iron King Kong and a living Bodhisattva, what is he afraid of? ”
At this time, Xu Changqing didn't expect to scold the old cat to death, but it was quite charming to be able to calm down and appreciate this ancient culture.
After a while, when Xu Changqing solved more than a pound of crispy fish, drank most of the pot of wine, glanced at the hourglass, and had already entered the Shen time, he couldn't help but wipe his mouth slowly and methodically, and lit a bag of cigarettes, it was almost time.
However, Xu Changqing was still not in a hurry, but carefully observed the hourglass at this time.
To be honest, although this thing is very exquisite, in the future generations, the starting auction will definitely be more than one million, but it is still not as affordable as clocks, especially pocket watches.
At this time, Xu Changqing was already in contact with Nanyang to recruit watchmakers from European countries with high salaries, and in the future, such as Patek Philippe and Rolex, they will definitely be fully domestically produced.
After taking a few puffs of cigarette comfortably, and slowly moving his body in an orderly manner, Xu Changqing waved his hand to Ergou and said, "Let's start!" ”
"Yes!"
"Whoosh Whoosh ......"
Soon, five signal flares, from a small hill not far away, shot directly into the sky, facing the sunset that had already set in the west, and quickly burst into five brilliant fireworks in the sky.
"So, what's that?"
At the head of Qingshi Pass, many of the scolding bandits were taken aback, and they were busy looking at the bright fireworks, but they didn't quite understand what they were doing.
The old cat's brows were also tightly wrinkled into the word 'Chuan', but he was silent for a while.
At this time, he really couldn't touch Xu Changqing's rhythm, but he could faintly feel that something must be wrong, which also made him feel a little uncomfortable.
And at the bottom of the mountain, the red lady suddenly became clever, and she was busy looking at Xu Changqing, who was in the chest, and she had already faintly touched what Xu Changqing was going to do.
Immediately, her whole body involuntarily tensed a little, and her pretty face gradually flushed seductively.
As if he had seen it, Xu Changqing wanted to ......
Feng San also figured out a lot at this time, and couldn't help but pat his head again and again, and 'pop' sounded.
Why didn't he think of it?
Why didn't he think of it......
Even if this bluestone pass is dangerous, it can be fought without blood......
For a while, Feng San just wanted to kneel in front of Xu Changqing and kowtow desperately.
There is no comparison between this person and a person......
Just when the bandits in Guancheng were still stupidly discussing what the fireworks of the model army were, in the sky not far away, suddenly there were seven or eight colorful hot air balloons, slowly floating towards this side.
"I, I'll drop my mother, that, what is that, why is it still flying in the sky......"
"Look, look at that, there seems to be someone on that thing......"
"Not good! They're coming towards us! ”
Soon, there was already chaos in the city of Qingshi Pass, and many bandits were like headless flies, and they didn't know what to do.
"Fucking panicked, gunner, gunner? It's all aimed at Lao Tzu, as long as the dog dares to come over, he will bang down with Lao Tzu! ”
The old cat is a hero, although he is also afraid to die, but he still holds on to the situation.
However!
At this time, the hot air balloon of the Model Army was already much stronger than when it fought against the Qing Army before, and its flight altitude could already exceed 300 meters or more.
This thing is actually not difficult, mainly to improve the material of the hot air balloon, including the improvement of fuel, and the model army has never stopped in this regard.
Watching the hot air balloon slowly and methodically approaching Qingshi Pass, the overall situation has been decided, Xu Changqing looked at the red lady with a smile, "Sister Hong, don't forget our bet." ”
“……”
The red lady was already thinking about those things, and when she heard Xu Changqing's words, her legs. The roots were a little soft, but fortunately, she held the situation in time and said busily: "Changqing, you, why did you turn the hot air balloon in such a short time?" How did the hot air balloon go straight into the mountains......"
Xu Changqing smiled: "Sister Hong, how do you say the old saying?" That's right, big chests and no brains. Do you think it's all the same as you, and the meat grows here? As soon as I get the news, I will make arrangements, otherwise let the third master spend two days investigating the old cat. As for how to get into the mountain, hehe, Sister Hong, do you think we were playing with these miscellaneous people just now? The boys finally climbed the mountain, we have to let them catch their breath, don't we? The woman who dares to bully Lao Tzu, this dog is not dead, who will die! ”
Xu Changqing seemed to be ridiculing, but in the end, that terrifying murderous aura made the red lady feel cold.
Immediately, the whole person went from the inside out, and he couldn't stop being warm.
In her life, I am afraid that she really can't escape Xu Changqing's clutches, so she can only let Xu Changqing concoct it......
This man, I really don't know how his brain grows, is against him...... The red lady can only mourn for the old cat at this time.
"Boom!"
"Boom Rumble......
Not long after, the hot air balloon finally approached the sky above the city of Qingshi Pass, and suddenly all kinds of earth cannons and flowering shells rang out in unison, and the strong smell of gunpowder smoke and countless heart-rending shouts tore the entire sky in an instant.
Old cats, how have these bandits seen the power of the flowering bomb?
Many people saw the flowering bomb fall from the sky accurately, and they didn't know how to react for a while, so they could only subconsciously run away, but they were directly blown into a sieve.
The old cat still wanted to hold on, but the two flowering bombs burst out not far from him, and the bald fourth and the sharpshooter Kuizi directly became the 'blood cave man', how dare the old cat slack off? In a hurry, he ran towards the city gate building.
At this time, he finally understood that he and Xu Changqing were no longer on the same level, these were completely two worlds.
But at this point, it's too late to say anything......
In the continuous bursting sound of flowering bombs, the overall situation has long been doomed.
Xu Changqing didn't rush to let the main force go up, but scolded Li Fengshou who was controlling the hot air balloon: "Rabbit cub, light, give Lao Tzu a light, this city wall is all treasures!" It's blown up by Lao Tzu, and Lao Tzu will throw you to the slave Gandu Division as a savage......"
However, Xu Changqing was obviously a little worried.
The quality of this Guqi Great Wall is obviously good, at most, it is to collapse some masonry stars, and the skeleton will not be destroyed by flowering bullets.