Volume 4: Wolf Smoke in Shu 43: Yun Xingyan took refuge and disturbed the bride, and Mi Ershao wanted to do misdeeds
Being called by her like this, Yun Xingyan instantly heard a rush of footsteps outside, thinking that he couldn't wash himself if he was entangled by that group of dart masters, so he rushed to Zhang Jie's side, blocked her mouth with one hand, and motioned to her to be quiet with the other, and then said: "I have no malice, don't shout, okay?" ”
The bride nodded, Yun Xingyan let go of her hand, but she didn't expect Zhang Jie to shout again: "Ah——————"
The abrupt shout was as sharp as a loudspeaker, Yun Xingyan immediately panicked, and scolded: "You don't talk about credit!" Then Yun Xingyan pointed at the woman's chest, the woman was stunned and couldn't move, and said with a little fear: "Where are you from the prodigal son of the Dengfu, let me go!! ”
Yun Xingyan was helpless, seeing that she was still shouting, so he pointed at her dumb blood, and then said: "I'm really just passing by, I don't want to hurt you, let me hide for a while and leave, and blink if I agree!" Yun Xingyan said, only to see Zhang Jie slightly helplessly compromised, big eyes blinked very good-looking, Yun Xingyan untied the dumb hole with a finger, placed it on the edge of the bed and sat down, and then jumped up, lying on the end of the beam to dodge, and after a while, I saw that the search of the family Ding Nursing Home came to the bride's residence, only to hear a sound of footsteps outside the door, several family members broke in, but the dart master was very knowledgeable, knew that the bride's house could not break in, so he said: "We were ordered to arrest the thief, and I unintentionally abruptly surprised the young grandmother, Are you okay? ”
At this time, Zhang Jie, who was dotted with acupoints, couldn't move, and the Xipa on her head was also covered back by Yun Xingyan, so she said: "Well......"
The master did not dare to enter the inner room, but said outside, "Can the young grandmother see or hear some suspicious movements?" ”
Zhang Jie: "No, if there is something, I will ask someone to tell you, you can step down!" ”
"Yes......"
The dart master touched his head as everyone exited the room, and thought to himself: "It's strange, I obviously saw the thief sneaking into this side...... The master didn't know the mystery after thinking about it, so he said, "Keep looking, search carefully!" ”
So after a rush of footsteps outside the door, Yun Xingyan breathed a sigh of relief, jumped down from the beam of the house, poured a glass of wine and began to eat and drink, he didn't eat much at the banquet just now, and he didn't fight with people like this, the physical exertion was really huge, Yun Xingyan couldn't help but sigh that his martial arts regressed quickly, and he would be chased by a few yellow-level guys in a panic, and after this matter was over, he must find a way to refine his martial arts!
Yun Xingyan was still eating dim sum here, but Zhang Jie, who was covered with a hijab, said, "Hey, you thief still won't let me go?" ”
"Uh, I'm sorry ......"
Yun Xingyan clapped her hands and pointed at Zhang Jie's chest, only to see her cough twice, tear off her hijab, hold her heart, look at Yun Xingyan with a dark face and say, "Why are you still staying here when everyone is gone?" Get me out! ”
"Oh"
Yun Xingyanguang agreed, but he didn't listen, picked up the wine jug and poured a few sips, and ate a snack, which made Zhang Jie feel very angry, and I don't know where the courage came to kick Yun Xingyan, and said, "Why are you so rude?" I'd rather demolish a temple than regret a marriage, haven't you heard of it? Hey, you get me up!! ”
Zhang Jie pushed Yun Xingyan, Yun Xingyan also noticed that his behavior was really abrupt, so he said: "I'm sorry, I'm so hungry in Xia, I'm going to go, I'm going to ......go" Yun Xingyan arched his hand to Zhang Jie, then opened the door and walked out, Zhang Jie was also relieved, just sat back on the bed and only heard the door ringing, it was Yun Xingyan who had just grabbed the door and ran back in a panic, Zhang Jie said a little angrily: "What are you doing again?!! ”
Yun Xingyan explained: "Your brother-in-law is here, I can't help it, you're right, I'd rather tear down a temple than regret a marriage, I can't damage your reputation, right?" Yun Xingyan jumped on the beam of the house with a familiar car, and Zhang Jie was speechless when she saw this, so she sat down on the cover of Xipa......
Outside the door, this Mi Ershao is really romantic, not only flirting with street women, but now even his sister-in-law does not want to let go, although this butcher is not good-looking, but his daughter is very pleasant, on the day of going to say goodbye, he saw the future sister-in-law but also a burst of excitement in his heart, thinking: Daddy is really partial, the family business is left to the eldest brother to inherit, even marrying a daughter-in-law to give her such a beautiful look, thinking of his stupid brother himself is angry!
"Big brother, big brother, I'm afraid you haven't even known about this man and woman, instead of letting this beautiful woman stay alive and widowed with you, it is better to be your younger brother's to break it for you, and then you will be ridiculed, and my brother and I are happy, so the best of both worlds is really wonderful......" small essay
This Mi Shuaida was really obsessed, he made up his mind and pushed the door in, Zhang Jie asked very vigilantly: "Is the husband back?" ”
Squeak –
Mi Shuaida closed the door, shrunk his hand, looked obscene, and said, "Sister-in-law, it's my ......"
"Second brother? What are you doing!? ”
Zhang Jie heard for a long time that this second brother is not a good person, and almost all the women who look like water spirits in Longxing Town have been taken advantage of by this guy, but if this guy is handsome and talented, he can be regarded as a romantic person, but this person not only has no pen and ink in his chest, but he is short, has a dark face, and often looks at people with mouse eyes, although his appearance is not as big as the martial arts of "Water Margin", but he is also extremely stumbling, and he is decorated with a pink hairball on his forehead, I don't know what to use, presumably to imitate the wind of Pan An and Song Yu, But I never thought it was just a good thing......
Mi Shuaida walked into the room, first rubbed his hands, and then said: "I heard that there were thieves in the house, so I came to visit my sister-in-law......" Mi Shuaida gave up, but Zhang Jie said indifferently: "Oh, then thank you for your second brother's concern, I'm fine, you can step down......"
Zhang Jie didn't want to say much, but she saw Mi Shuaida step forward and grab her sister-in-law's hand and say, "Eh, sister-in-law's words are wrong......
"What do you do? Let go! ”
Zhang Jie shook off Mi Shuaida's hand, grabbed Xipa off, and looked at Mi Shuaida in horror, but the other party rubbed his hands with a wicked smile and said, "Why is my sister-in-law panicking?" But frightened by the thief? Why don't you help me calm you down? ”
After that, Mi Shuaida stretched out two salty pig hands and was about to pounce on Zhang Jie, Zhang Jie dodged with her back, leaned against the cabinet, and said in horror: "I'm your sister-in-law, you sober me up, now you exit the door, I can act as if nothing happened, otherwise I'll tell my father-in-law that you feel good!" ”
"Humph! Don't mention that old thing to me! ”
Mi Shuaida said with a dark face: "The old guy is so eccentric, he gave everything to Mi Haoran's mental retard, what's the good of you being a demented child with him?" Not a widow yet? Why don't you and I go to Wushan Yunyu together, so that we can be long-term lovers? ”
"You...... Shameless! ”
Zhang Jie grabbed the wine jug and smashed it at Mi Shuaida, but the other party dodged it with a slight flash, Mi Shuaida smiled evilly: "Sister-in-law seems to be an untamable wild horse, I like it, hehe......" Mi Shuai Damo walked towards Zhang Jie with his fists, Zhang Jie said in horror: "Don't come here, I'll call someone if you come over again......"
"Hehe, you shout, the people outside have been taken away by me, even if you cut your throat, no one will come to save you, you are my people......" Mi Shuaida said and pounced on Zhang Jie, pressing her down on the bed to do that misdeeds, and at this time, Yun Xingyan was embarrassed by this unsightly picture on the beam of the room, and unconsciously covered his eyes and said silently: 'Don't look at incivility, don't look ......at incivility'
"Help, help!!"
Zhang Jie roared, and turned to look at the beam of the house where Yun Xingyan was hiding, hoping that he could help, but Yun Xingyan didn't want to cause more trouble, and finally Zhang Jie scolded: "Mi Shuaida, you brute!! Zhang Jie roared angrily, tears had already wet her clothes, but for some reason, Yun Xingyan's heart trembled......
"Yun Xingyan, you brute!"
In the depths of her memory, a thin, disheveled girl looked at herself with tears in her eyes......