Chapter 37: The Donkey of the Sheep
If you ferry, you will find that there are three meanings of Xiao Sanyuan, camera zoom lens, mahjong fan, and the noun of the ancient imperial examination system. Corresponding to Fang Zhongyong, the county test, the state test, and the road test are all the heads, even if he wins a small three yuan. The noun related to it is even the Zhongxiang test solution yuan, the will test the yuan, and the *** of the palace test champion (mahjong actually has a corresponding name, which is really strange).
How difficult is it to be able to hit ***? Among the Wenchen, there are 14 people, they are Zhang Youxin and Cui Yuanhan of the Tang Dynasty; Sun He, Wang Zeng, Song Zhen, Yang Zhi, Wang Yansuo, and Feng Jing of the Song Dynasty; Meng Song Xian of the Jin Dynasty; Wang Zongzhe of the Yuan Dynasty; Huang Guan and Shang in the Ming Dynasty and Qian Di and Chen Jichang in the Qing Dynasty. Among them, Zhang Youxin of the Tang Dynasty was the first in 814 A.D., and Chen Jichang of the Qing Dynasty was the champion in 1820 A.D., and there were so many people in the millennium scientific expedition. Of course, the Ming Dynasty's Huang Guan and the Qing Dynasty's Qian Di, who even had six yuan of demons, were also counted.
It is a long-term plan, so let's not talk about it for the time being.
According to who said, you can't be ambitious, you can set a small goal for yourself first, such as earning a hundred million flowers first, or mixing a small three-yuan pawn first.
As for what is the use of the little three yuan, it is not an egg.
is just a talent and fame, and it is not worth the big man to remember which little shrimp you are.
Even if it is Xie Yuan and Provincial Yuan (known as Huiyuan in the Ming and Qing Dynasties), except for Tang Jieyuan, who is the head of the four great talents in Jiangnan, who can remember that other Xie Yuan and Huiyuan are old. Only the champion, can be regarded as a glory, can build the "champion and first" archway, can be recorded in the history of a sentence "a certain year, a certain palace test first, awarded a certain position". The rest are all passers-by, even if you are a little more pleasing to the eye among passers-by.
Fang Zhongyong, as a slightly larger little shrimp, stood in front of the road test list, looking at his own name at the top of the list, very unbelievable.
I don't have anything to do with it, and I can't afford to drink the famous tea of "Xia Youqiao", so why did I become the head of the case? Could it be that the records in the history books about Xia Zhu's greed for money and lust are all smears of political enemies? Mr. Xia Zhu is actually a master with high character and regards money like dung?
Anyway, take a look down.
Second place: Huang Zhen. This person is powerful, he is the provincial yuan of Jing Yu's first year. Didn't the history books say that he took the Guozi Supervision Examination in the capital? Why did you get here?
Third place: Wang Anshi. It's not bad, there are still a few brushes on this item.
Looking further back, Zeng Gong is thirty-six, which is okay. After all, Zigu is too slow to write poems, even if there is "Liweng Rhyme" to learn from, it can't make a talent think quickly.
The brother-in-law Yan Chengyu also got more than fifty, which is also good - Yan Shu's talent seems to have only been inherited from Yan Jidao, and the rest of the sons are mostly mediocre.
At the end of the list, Fang Zhongyong saw a name that surprised him: Zhang Panlong.
Fang Zhongyong couldn't help but shake his head and smile bitterly, he was still patterned, and Brother Panlong's three hundred yuan of tea money seemed to be working. It's okay in this way, when Panlong faces the superior civil officials in the future, the waist pole can always be straighter, and he calls himself a "late student".
Just as he was thinking about it, he heard Zeng Ye shouting loudly: "Wen Yuan, do you want to treat the head of the case of Lian Zhong Sanyuan?" ”
The scholars watching the list on the side were like finding a big white donkey in the flock, and instantly focused their eyes on Fang Zhongyong's body. Fang Zhongyong saw that it was not good, and shouted "I'm waiting for you in Shuangquan Zhengdian" and fled.
Fang Zhongyong ran to the door of Linjiang Tower in one breath, and Li San tried his best to follow. After half a cup of tea, Uncle Zhong ran out of breath and said, "Why is Childe in such a hurry? Even the glory of the three yuans, waiting for idlers to ask for it, isn't it just about to celebrate it greatly? And Gongzi told Zeng Gongzi to go to Shuangquan Zhengdian, why did he come to Linjiang Building? ”
Fang Zhongyong explained: "The small three yuan, there is really nothing to be proud of. Even if it's to celebrate, our dear people just look for an elegant place and have a few drinks. There is no need to be too ostentatious, plain and hateful. And this Hongzhou is where the road is governed, and there are many high-ranking officials and eunuchs, if there is a mistake, we are afraid that we can't afford to eat it! ”
Uncle Zhong said: "It's the villain who didn't think it through, I hope the son will forgive me." It's just that if Zeng Gongzi arrives at Shuangquan Zhengdian and can't find Gongzi, wouldn't it be a little inappropriate? ”
Fang Zhongyong laughed and said: "The last time we went to drink that Shuangquan wine, we were all drunk and had a splitting headache, where are we willing to suffer that sin again." Therefore, I just said that I was going to Shuangquan Zhengdian, but I pointed to my head and shook my head, and Shu Mao must have understood. ”
As he spoke, Zeng Ye's carriage arrived. Zeng Ye laughed and said, "Wenyuan, you are a slippery head, I didn't understand what you mean until I ran halfway." It's really hateful, and you have to punish three glasses of wine. Fang Zhongyong replied: "It was the younger brother who was afraid that others would disturb my brother's Yaxing, so he shook the shot." caused my brother to take the wrong road, and he deserved to be fined three glasses of wine. ”
Seeing that Zeng Gong was a little sullen, Fang Zhongyong asked, "Zigu thinks that his ranking is too low, is he a little unhappy?" Zeng Gong said: "Wenyuan's talent is far above me, and he deserves to be the first to be the case." Although I am not talented, how can I be jealous and jealous? It's just that I'm annoyed by my own stupidity, and although my strategy is still reluctant, the poems can't really be said and written. ”
Fang Zhongyong comforted: "Everyone has what they are good at and what they are not good at. For example, how many people can be there who Cao Zijian wrote poems in seven steps and Li Taibai wantonly became foreigners? Zigu is steady, long in thinking, and short in poetic wordplay, in fact, it is nothing. If you are governing one side, is it feasible to rely on Li Taibai's poetry? I'm afraid that his old man gets drunk every day, and the government affairs will be wasted. Today's sages in the DPRK and China may not be blind to this drawback. The weight of poetry in scientific examinations will gradually decrease, and even poetry will not be tested at all one day. ”
Zeng Gong sighed: "When will it have to wait?" ”
Fang Zhongyong said in his heart: If you hadn't met me, I'm afraid you would have to wait until the second year of Jiayou Ouyang Xiu presided over the ritual department test and insisted on focusing on strategy. It's not a long time, twenty-four years later, you're only thirty-nine years old, and you're still young. However, since you and I are friends, we must not let you waste the field for decades.
Zeng Ye saw that he only cared about talking, and he didn't see the wine and food, so he urged: "Wen Yuan still has friends to come?" Fang Zhongyong said: "The junior brother guessed that the Yan family might come, and asked my brother to sit down for a while." There is also a fellow villager friend Zhang Panlong, who is very refreshing, and the younger brother also wants to introduce him to everyone. ”
It was already noon, Zhang Panlong didn't come, but Yan Juhou and his party didn't let Fang Zhongyong be disappointed. Fang Zhongyong explained again, and signed an unequal treaty - three glasses of wine were punished to pass the test.
Yan Juhou saw that Fang Zhongyong, who had a "massive" amount of rice wine, was already flushed with six glasses of rice wine in a row, and then smiled: "I spared you this time." Next time, I will definitely punish you with three bowls. Yan Rongyue complained and shouted "brother" and poured Fang Zhongyong a cup of tea to relieve his hangover. Fang Zhongyong drank it in one gulp, and he was really covered in Thai as if he had eaten ice in June Futian. The snake hit the stick and said: "Sister Xie Rongyue!" Yan Rongyue said in a low voice: "The little girl's nickname is Keiko." He turned away in shame. Fang Zhongyong didn't realize that he was stupid.
Yan Juhou smiled and said, "What are you whispering? ”
Yan Rongyue said: "I was talking to Fang Gongzi, brother, you took the exam several times before you won a show, and you ranked low. It's also interesting to pour people's small three-yuan wine, it's really shameless! ”
Yan Juhou was angry: "Okay! It's really an outgoing girl, and she turned out her brother's old bottom. When I enter Beijing after a while, I will definitely show my father and punish you well. It's best to find a powerful husband so that you can avenge your brother's death. Yan Rongyue didn't follow, and used powder punches to make Yan Juhou beg for mercy.
Yan Juhou begged for mercy, and said to Fang Zhongyong: "My sister is very rude, and ordinary people can't help her beating." What about you, brother? ”
Fang Zhongyong said with a smile: "The little brother has rough skin and thick meat, so he can't help but fight like Demao." He also made a grimace at Yan Rongyue, looking like "come and beat me".
As the saying goes, get carried away. As the saying goes,
o zuo
o die。
At this time, a very disdainful and disdainful voice came: "Fang Zhongyong, who is a little three-yuan, is such a frivolous fanatic. That Xia Ziqiao was also blind, and he actually ordered you to be the head of the case. ”
A few people looked up, and there was a beautiful man who looked like Pan An and Wei Jue stood at the door of the private room. This is not Fang Zhongyong's inferiority, when you see a beauty like killing Sister Qianmo, normal people will be ashamed of themselves.
Look at this beautiful man, after saying a few words, he was so tired that he coughed repeatedly. One of the beautiful maidservants beside him handed over a silk handkerchief, and the other served tea.
Finally, the beautiful man's coughing stopped, stretched out his orchid finger and asked, "Which of you is Fang Zhongyong?" ”
At this time, you can see the difference between the general and the top one.
Zeng Ye was still thinking about which prostitute boy ran out, and Yan Juhou had already answered: "Whose family are you like?" What is the matter with Fang Gongzi? Fang Gongzi has always been clean and self-conscious, so he won't have anything to do with you. Don't make any mistakes! ”
The beautiful man coughed again when he heard this, and there was a hint of ruddy on his pale face, which became more and more standard.
Fang Zhong couldn't help but think of a joke, there is such a beautiful woman in the world.
The beauty, uh no, the beautiful maid next to the beautiful man was not happy: "Don't talk nonsense, this is my Huang Zhen Huang Gongzi." Originally, I was going to talk to Xiao Sanyuan's Fang Gongzi about the trial, but I didn't expect it to be so unbearable. Childe, let's go! Don't be like these laymen. ”
Fang Zhongyong didn't want to be looked down upon for no reason, and just about to defend a few words, Yan Juhou stopped him, and said to Huang Zhen: "This is the family banquet of my Linchuan Yan clan and Nanfeng Zeng clan, which is intended to congratulate Wen Yuan's virtuous brother Lianzhong Sanyuan. It is inevitable that his family members will speak casually, how can they be regarded as frivolous fanatics. Huang Gongzi, as a talented man in Fenning County, is inevitably biased in his speech. Is it true that no one cares about my Yan family? In the end, it was very loud.
It turns out that there is no fool who can make a name for himself in the field. According to historical records, Huang Zhen won the first place in the Guozijian, Kaifeng Mansion, and Rite Examinations, and became a master of Beijing. Unable to participate in the palace examination due to illness, Emperor Renzong also specially gave medicine for treatment. If he can participate in the palace examination, I am afraid that the champion of the Jiaxu Branch will not be Zhang Tangqing.
The beautiful man Huang Zhen is a good man who can bend and stretch: "It's under Meng Lang, please forgive me." I wonder if there will be a seat for this uninvited guest? ”
Fang Zhongyong knew that this beam was finished, but he was not afraid, anyway, you don't have a few years to live, I can still be afraid that you won't succeed. Standing up and saluting: "Down there is Fang Zhongyong, who has seen Huang Gongzi." The food is slightly drunk, and Huang Gongzi is not disgusted. Please! ”
Huang Zhen said: "Today's list, I saw that the ranking was below Fang Gongzi. I was very curious, I didn't know that Jinxi had such a great talent, so I came here to ask for advice or two. Wangfang Gongzi did not hesitate to give advice. ”
Fang Zhongyong said in his heart, what about the euphemism of a good reader, shouldn't everyone first say a lot of nonsense that is not nutritious, such as the weather is really good, and then express admiration, so as to "teach"? Come up and say, I'm not convinced by your first place, okay?
Fang Zhongyong was about to excuse himself, Zeng Ye said: "Since Huang Gongzi wants to ask you for advice, Wenyuan, don't be so stingy, just teach him something and let him go." The tone is the same as that of a person who asks for food. (Fang Zhongyong roared in his heart, director, they always steal the show, I can't act!) )
Fang Zhongyong saw that he was going to anger Huang Zhen to death, in order to avoid tomorrow's headlines "Shocked!" Fang Zhongyong was so inferior to Huang Zhen", and hurriedly said his own lines: "Don't dare to teach it!" Please also ask Huang Gongzi to make a question! "Well, Fang Xiucai also has a temper.
Huang Zhen, who had escaped death, glanced at Fang Zhongyong with "resentment", and said that the slave family, uh no, he said: "The official article is not very interesting. A few days ago, I got a must, there is no topic for the time being, please Fang Gongzi Yazheng.
Gao Tang is not that Gao Tang, and the scenery comes from a different land. If you ask for dream rain from this, you should only worry about killing King Chuxiang. ”
Fang Zhongyong took a look, yo, you guy is not a good person, he actually sarcastically wants to ask for a meritorious name, such as the goddess of Chuxiang Wang Mengwu Mountain, who is generally YY. Besides, my goddess is sitting next to me, and you slander me like this? In vain I saved your life. If I don't torture you to death, I won't have the surname Fang, but change my surname to Yuan.
Fang Zhongyong said: "Since Huang Gongzi talked about the goddess of Xiangwang Meng, I will also use this as the content to make a random song "Cherish the Slave Jiao" and dedicate it to the goddess in my mind!"
Yaoque Qiong Palace, high on Wushan Twelve. Watching Qutang, thousands of years of clouds boiling. The scenery is infinitely good, and the idle chant is full of gold. Reminiscence. King Chu Xiang once came to meet in a dream. I am messing with sideburns, and I am wearing clouds. Bow forward. Ask me about the immortal position. Peach and apricot bloom all over, and green grass spreads on the ground. When the swallow comes, it will rain and travel to Wushan and the clouds in the morning and evening, and when there is leisure, only the painting hall will sit down. ”
Huang Zhen said "not good", Fang Zhongyong just didn't hear it, can't he see that Keiko's sister is shy? I'm busy flirting with my sister, who cares about you being a pseudo-girl.
Zeng Gong, a big fool, spoke: "Wen Yuan has some child's play. Since Huang Gongzi sincerely asks for advice, you don't have to play tricks on him. Hurry up and come up with some good ones, don't learn from that Liu Yong. ”
Huang Zhen burst into tears, there is only one good person in this room!
Fang Zhongyong couldn't flirt anymore, and Zhengse said: "Isn't this all coming along the way!" The younger brother had a poem "On Poetry" last year, and I will continue it today, please listen to it.
Only one eye must be opened independently, and the art garden is full of female yellow. Dwarves have never seen them when they watch plays, and they all follow people to say that they are short and long. ”
sarcastically mocked that Huang Zhen a little, don't follow the crowd, saying that Fang Zhongyong is not a talent.