Everything is ready, only the east wind is owed, and Zhongshan is pale and yellow.

Going out in the countryside is also simple, with vulgar and elegant versions.

The vulgar version is nothing more than walking around the strings, swaying, immersing yourself in the majesty of the great rivers and mountains of the motherland and not extricating yourself, and the truth reveals the deep admiration for the magic of nature. After being tired, casually in the wilderness, take the ground as a table, spread out the food box and sit on the ground, call friends to eat, eat and drink enough to wipe your mouth, pat your buttocks and scold, roar in the depths of your voice, and dance a samba with itchy skills. The real one is: put the winning place as a dog, and regard the beauty of heaven and earth as a broom.

------- is called a bonfire.

The elegant version is more gentle, a group of well-educated people meet together, gently shake the feather fan to tie the scarf, cage the body of the gauze cover clean clothes, Haoran take advantage of the fun, long overdue, all the way to the person also, chic sprinkled like a legacy of the master. Whenever you encounter a beautiful scenery, you often stop and stop, comment on one or two, and the interest comes, and you can't help but chant poems, express your feelings, dance, and love to sex. Passing tourists all looked sideways, causing the 28 Huaichun girl to shout, her eyes were full of small stars, and Oba Oba screamed. Of course, the food box should be brought, and then prepare a few exquisite side dishes, play a pot of mellow old wine, chanting poetry consumes more brain cells, feel tired, find a place to spend a good quiet, lead three or two old friends to sit on the ground, talk about literature and martial arts, talk about wine, and talk about joy, it is really a beauty, there is pity for people, and there are always people who are interested in famous places.

------- its name is called - beautiful and delicious.

Zhang Mingyuan is also an official now, it doesn't matter if he is full of learning or not, it is true that he is actively moving closer to vassal elegance, so he decided to adopt ...... The compromise version should be both elegant and vulgar; Elegance is a two-person world, and vulgarity is thrown to Xu Wan.

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In spring, Zhongshan is full of greenery, the grass grows and the warbler flies, the weather is neither cold nor warm, and the sunshine is a little brighter than before.

Outside Yanque Lake, there are tourists in costumes, literati and artists, young girls, and peddlers and pawns...... There are all kinds of three religions and nine streams, everyone has a drunken smile on their faces, stepping on the soft and fine tender grass, walking with brisk steps, laughter and laughter; In the distance, a few paper kites are swimming in the blue sky, and a few naughty children on the ground are also laughing and rolling in the green grass outside the city......

At the foot of Zhongshan Mountain, there is joy everywhere.

Zhang Mingyuan carried two small jars of daughter Hong, and Xu Wei held two food boxes full of seasonal snacks, swaying all the way, looking left and right, looking for the best meeting point for drinking and having fun.

Xu Wan changed her domineering and barbaric nature, and it was rare to regain her youthful and beautiful image, bouncing behind the two, climbing branches and breaking flowers from time to time, chasing butterflies, and having fun.

The two looked back at each other and smiled, relieved by the little witch's rare reserve...... Fortunately, the demonic nature has been greatly reduced, there are signs of taking refuge in my Buddha, and today's tour of the mountains has caused a lot less restlessness.

Zhang Mingyuan lagged behind, went hand in hand with Xu Wei, and said in a mysterious voice: "Brother Xu has relieved the siege for the younger brother, the younger brother is grateful, and the great kindness is unforgettable."

Xu Wei glanced at Xu Wan, who was full of interest in the distance, and sighed: "Brother Xian's words are bad, Brother Xian is already a blessing for a foolish brother if he doesn't offend the foolish brother, and he dares to falsely claim to be a great favor?"

After a pause, as if it was indescribable, he hesitated for a moment, stomped his foot, and then decisively ...... Said weakly: "What does the county lord always say, what kind of person is that?" Is it really as capable of taking the head of a general among the armies as she said? ”

Zhang Mingyuan sighed, looked up at the sky, his eyes were red in an instant, and he said leisurely: "Why not?" It was a big witch who was ten thousand times more powerful than the small county lord, since marrying Brother Qi, gathering a group of military generals' families, claiming to maintain feminism, practicing day and night to learn strategies, smashing the yamen of the guard, intimidating military attaches at all levels, and making a mess of the achievements of the construction of the Guanhai Weifu Gang, it is simply that everyone is in danger, and they dare not speak out......"

Two clear tears came out of his eyes, and Zhang Mingyuan added desolately: "...... The trend of the old lady Kefu abusing her husband is gradually taking shape, and the sluggishness of Guanhai Weifu can be seen. ”

Xu Wei shook his head and sighed: "I didn't expect Qi Jiguang, who is invincible and heroic in the world, to end up like this."

"It's not good, Brother Qi killed the enemy bravely, but he can't stand the provocation of a bunch of old ladies!"

Xu Wei came to his senses, and said thoughtfully: "The county lord studied under Mrs. Qi, presumably Kefu's methods of abusing her husband are not simple, everyone knows about you and the county lord, and I am afraid that the horse herding and thousands of households will also follow in the footsteps of Haiwei!" Besides, the old man loves his grandson like his life, and his husband is not uplifted, not to mention, his life is at stake! ”

After speaking, he looked at Zhang Mingyuan with a complicated expression, as if he was looking at a great flower of the motherland that was about to be destroyed, and he sighed so much that he didn't want it.

Zhang Mingyuan regretted that the depression was even worse, and there were more tears.

"No wonder the county lord respects Mrs. Qi so much, I see." Xu Wei sighed and suddenly woke up: "When I greeted you at the gate of the city that day, I said something about sleeping flowers and willows, ...... The county lord also heard it? ”

"Brother Xu, you finally realized ......" Zhang Mingyuan changed his sorrow and grinned: "...... I'm afraid that in the future, you will also be included in the scope of the county lord's attack, hehe! ”

Xu Wei sighed: "That's it, it's ......."

There was a rush of footsteps behind him, and Xu Wan came slowly.

Zhang Mingyuan winked at Xu Wei quickly, Xu Wei understood in seconds, the two quickly switched channels, and instantly entered a state of meditation, scratching their heads very hard.

"Oops! Just now, the poetry of the virtuous brother is excellent, I don't know if I can sing this tree. Putting on a posture of chanting Fengyue, pointing to a willow, Xu Wei cut the high power output of the sour rot mode.

Zhang Mingyuan smiled knowingly: "Brother Xu is too famous, this tree is luxuriant, when it can be used: the spring breeze in February is like scissors, and thousands of green silk ribbons hang down, which is the most appropriate to describe ......"

In order to show the poet's excellent artistic conception of life, he also deliberately laughed twice, and his posture with his hands behind his back was more upright.

Xu Wei was stunned for a moment, and Xu Wan, who had just walked closer, was also stunned, blinking with a pair of wonderful eyes, looking at Xu Wei, and then at Zhang Mingyuan, with a very disdainful expression.

There was no movement behind him, Zhang Mingyuan was puzzled, rubbed his nose and turned around, looking blankly at the two heroes who seemed to have signs of alliance again.

After a long time, Xu Wan finally couldn't help it, burst out laughing, and then laughed wildly, holding her stomach and panting so much that she couldn't straighten her waist, and her hand pointing at Zhang Mingyuan was trembling; Xu Wei looked at Zhang Mingyuan with a strange expression, his eyes could almost breathe fire, and he was very condemnatory.

"How do you read the sages of the virtuous brother? In He Zhizhang's "Yongliu" in the Tang Dynasty, the spring breeze in February is like scissors, and the ten thousand hanging green silk is the second sentence. ”

"Zhang Mingyuan, you big idiot, if Poet He knows that you have blindly changed his old man's poems, he has to jump out of the ground, it is best to take you away and be his closed disciple......" Xu Wan laughed very thoroughly, not giving Zhang Mingyuan face at all.

Zhang Mingyuan: "......"

How can modern language education give birth to its own defective products, it makes no sense! This poem has been memorized for decades, and no one has ever refuted it, well, yes! A group of lovely comrades-in-arms...... There are also a lot of defective products!

"Ahem, two, this official...... cough, it is inevitable that the poetry and literature will be unfamiliar in the busy official business, and the two Haihan will look at it, hehe...... "Zhang Mingyuan snorted, and the color of shame was even stronger.

It is reasonable to be embarrassed to be thrown under the hands of a great talent, after all, if he does not do this business, he has a reason to extinguish the flame of his ridicule; Thrown under the hands of a little witch who doesn't learn and doesn't know how to do it, it is estimated that it ...... It's going to be despised by her for a long time.

The emperor is not in a hurry, the eunuch is in a hurry, Xu Wan has laughed, she thinks that this is just a powerful weapon to combat Zhang Mingyuan's unlearned skills.

Who wants Xu Wei to get up, after plugging Zhang Mingyuan's shallow cultural loopholes in time, in line with a rigorous and responsible attitude towards academic exchanges, he shook his head very stubbornly: "Virtuous brother, learning is more expensive than fine, greedy and chewy, if you just cultivate sentiment, in your spare time, it is better to only study "Tang Poetry", foolish brother is not talented, and there are also some experiences in poetry, we can communicate with each other, the so-called such as cutting and learning, such as grinding, after years and months, can eventually pile up the soil into a mountain......

"Brother Xu, bring the appetizers."

"Oh......"

Xu Wan suddenly laughed heartily and kicked Zhang Mingyuan violently.

"Can you give a talented man a face? Where is the shame? ”

Zhang Mingyuan was embarrassed to touch his buttocks, and looked around to make sure that no one was peeping at ease...... Suddenly, I had a strong interest in a blooming peach tree in front of me, and in the face of a little bright and dazzling peach blossoms, I put on a jade tree with pear blossoms and begonias in the wind.

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