Chapter 190: Three points of unreasonable argument
Just as he was about to speak, Li Tai took the first step, squeezed between the two, and made peace: "Master Kong, this king has always been there, and the eldest brother didn't let the imperial brother call him eldest brother, it was the imperial brother himself who wanted to call the eldest brother." ”
Li Chengqian also said: "Yes, Master Kong, what's wrong with calling a big brother in this palace?" ”
Li Mu was almost stupidly crying by these two people, so he didn't paint more and more black, and handed Kong Yingda a handle?
Sure enough, Kong Yingda immediately answered: "His Royal Highness the Prince, please be cautious." The prince is the prince, and the prince is also the king, since he is the king, he is the difference between the monarch and the minister. You are the crown prince, how can you call your courtiers 'big brother'? ”
"This ......" Li Chengqian is only eleven years old, and he is a 'bear child' attribute, he is not good at school, and he is arguing about how to be Kong Yingda's opponent, and Kong Yingda seems to be very reasonable, and he really can't think of anything to refute.
Another point is that he is a little afraid of Kong Yingda. This old man is very bad, as a descendant of Confucius, the teacher selected by the emperor to teach the crown prince, he always wants to instill Confucianism in Li Chengqian. This cannot be said to be wrong, since Dong Zhongshu changed the law in the Han Dynasty, all dynasties have used Confucianism to govern the world. But he ignored the point of teaching students according to their aptitude, Li Chengqian's temperament does not like boring indoctrination education, but Kong Yingda does not know other ways, resulting in many contradictions between the master and apprentice, there are contradictions, as a courtier, Kong Yingda, it is inconvenient to argue with Li Chengqian, who is the prince, and he has no choice but to use the big move.
This big move can be described as the ancestral skill of the profession of teacher, called "looking for parents".
Li Shimin didn't say anything about being an emperor, but he was not a good father. When it comes to dealing with communication with his children, he can basically be considered a negative score. Every time Kong Yingda came to him, Li Shimin would not ask the reason, and found Li Chengqian to scold him, so that he could listen to Kong Yingda's words. In the long run, Kong Yingda is in front of Li Chengqian, which is equivalent to having Shang Fang's sword, as long as Li Chengqian is disobedient, he will go to make a small report.
Li Chengqian is not afraid of Kong Yingda, but he is afraid of his father, he has not defended, but he is stupid, so he won't say anything later.
Seeing that Kong Yingda took out the posture of going to make a small report again, Li Chengqian glanced at Li Mu apologetically, and simply closed his mouth neatly.
Li Tai saw that Li Chengqian had shut up, and thought to himself, it's not my business, it's better to say a few words, and he also shut his mouth.
Li Mu looked at the two brothers and thought to himself, no wonder neither of you became the emperor later, so Li Zhi, who is still breastfeeding, picked up a bargain. With the two of you not being righteous, it would be hellish for the emperor to have your turn!
Li Mu is not afraid of Kong Yingda, Li Chengqian and Li Tai are instigated, and he is eager to try.
Li Mu took a step forward, just face to face with Kong Yingda, the corners of his mouth pulled up, sneered, and said, "Old Kong, I advise you." I, Li Mu, am not a person who rushes to kill everything, you have suffered losses in arguing with me several times and three times, and you also know my methods. If you apologize to me now and say I'm sorry, I shouldn't be nosy when I'm old and confused, I'll act as if nothing happened, otherwise! ”
Li Mu glanced at the ground, pointed, and said, "This ground is covered with bluestones, if you faint here, there will be a few big bags in the back of your head!" ”
Kong Yingda's anger was stirred up immediately!
Is what Li Mu said wrong? That's right. At least Kong Yingda sounds, it's all the truth. He fought with Li Mu several times, all of which he thought he had the chance to win, but he was inexplicably refuted by Li Mu and was speechless. Intellectually speaking, avoiding the edge may be the wisest decision.
But Li Mu just said it. When he said this, if he didn't argue, it would be like he was willing to bow down.
The glory of the hole is not to be desecrated!
As the successor of Kong Sheng, Kong Yingda has this sense of mission and responsibility. Even if he knows that he is losing, he will fight, although there are tens of millions of people, I will go!
Kong Yingda straightened his thin body, took a deep breath, and said: "Li Mu, you are so arrogant, you induce the prince to call you eldest brother, it is a great crime of disrespect, I want to listen, what do you have to say!" ”
"Humph! Lao Kong, you're forcing me! ”
"How are you being forced?! Do you have a point? ”
"Good!" Li Mu motioned for Li Chengqian and Li Tai to stand aside, and said, "Listen to the two of you, today the eldest brother will teach you how to argue unreasonably!" ”
The two brothers nodded like chickens pecking rice, and the people who eat melons will never be a big deal.
can make Kong Yingda mad, don't be so arrogant. I said that I was unreasonable and argued, how I didn't take the old man in my eyes! Just as he was about to speak, Li Mu suddenly stretched out his hand, pointed at the tip of Kong Yingda's nose, and said, "Kong Yingda!" Are you wrong?! ”
Kong Yingda was stunned, he felt that his three views were about to collapse, what was wrong with me?
"Humph! Look at the way you look, you just don't know you're wrong! ”
Li Mu didn't give Kong Yingda a chance to react, and said with a sneer: "Kong Yingda, you nerd who only knows how to bury your head in the pile of old papers and don't look at what is in front of you!" You only know the so-called way of kings and ministers, but you don't know how to work around at all. It is true that the prince is the prince, and it is not false that the prince is the king, but even His Majesty has a father and brother. Why can't the prince touch it? ”
"The prince calls me big brother as a sign of respect for me. Respect for others is a virtue, how does it become a violation of etiquette in your eyes? If the prince thinks he is the prince, has no one in his eyes, and is arrogant, then is it good? You are the prince's teacher, I heard that you often criticize the prince, and you still go to your majesty to complain? If, according to you, the prince is the king, and you are the minister, what should you be guilty of criticizing the prince? You crossed the prince to complain in front of His Majesty? Is there also a suspicion of stirring up discord? What are you guilty of?! ”
Kong Yingda's face turned pale in an instant, he didn't expect Li Mu's counterattack to be so accurate, he caught the loophole in Li Chengqian's words, and Li Mu caught his loophole. Yes, if calling the eldest brother is against the courtesy of the monarch and the minister, then what is the state of the minister criticizing the monarch and suing the monarch?
But this time, Kong Yingda didn't lose so quickly. Maybe it was because he had fought with Li Mu too many times, and he had a little experience, and after a little panic, he calmed down and said, "You are quibbling!" Although the prince is a king, there is another king above him, that is, the emperor. I am the emperor's courtier, the emperor ordered me to teach the prince, I am the prince's master, the prince is not good at his studies, I criticize him, it is the power given to me by the emperor. I report to the emperor on the prince's academic situation, which is my obligation as the emperor's courtier, how can it be regarded as provocation? What you say is untenable! ”
"Good! Lao Kong, there is progress! Li Mu praised and said: "According to what you said, you are the prince's teacher and loyal to the emperor, so you are not provocative, and you have the right to criticize." Then let me ask you, I am also the person appointed by His Majesty as a professor at Chongbunkan. Am I considered to be the prince's teacher? Isn't it true that the prince respects me? If it is wrong for the prince to respect me, then there is no need to respect you, because you and I are the same, both are the master who taught the prince on the orders of His Majesty! Moreover, I have been registered in the clan, and His Majesty calls himself my uncle, and has publicly said many times that Li Mu is my son and nephew! I am His Majesty's nephew, and I am older than His Majesty's sons. ”
"This ......" Kong Yingda was a little short-circuited, he could not say that Li Chengqian's respect for Li Mu was wrong, nor could he say that Li Mu's clan membership was fake. The former involves himself, Li Chengqian is already disobedient to discipline, if he doesn't have the name of master to control him, he will simply resign and go home, he will definitely not be able to teach. And the latter, if the matter of the clan is determined by the emperor, Li Mu is the son and nephew of Li Munai, he himself has heard Li Shimin say it no less than four or five times, how dare he stare at the two emperors, old and young?
Kong Yingda took a deep breath and was about to admit it, when suddenly a flash of inspiration flashed in his head, he found a Li Mu's shortcomings, was ecstatic, and hurriedly said: "Li Mu! What you say, there are loopholes! You say that you are the prince's teacher, and the prince should respect you, which is true. But the premise is that you are the prince's teacher! Let me ask you, as the prince's teacher, can you teach the prince? There is no name for the teacher, but there is no teacher, you are a fake master! Since it is fake, An Neng can enjoy the respect of the prince with peace of mind? I'm wrong when I say you? ”
"Hahaha!"
Li Mu laughed three times!
Li Chengqian and Li Taideng's eyes lit up, here they come! The legendary three sneers are coming! They had heard people talk about it, and after Li Mu sneered three times, they would make a final decision. Now I see it with my own eyes, and it is really different.
When Kong Yingda heard these three laughs, his face turned from white to red, then from red to purple, and from purple to black! These three laughs, he is too familiar, every time Li Mu laughs, he is about to faint, so that he has a conditioned reflex, hearing these three laughs, his eyes will be full of flowers.
"Old Kong, as a descendant of Confucius Sheng, you are so shallow in teaching, I really don't know how to say about you! How do you know I haven't taught? You ask King Yue, did I teach him the four arithmetic? Ask the prince again, didn't I teach him the importance of money? The prince was arrogant to me before, and I took out the money to buy him a scimitar......"
Li Mu wanted to continue, Li Chengqian had already pounced, padd his feet to cover Li Mu's mouth, and shouted with a red face: "Master Kong, my eldest brother has indeed taught me a lot of truths, don't ask!" ”
Seeing this scene, Kong Yingda was heartbroken and said, "Prince, please respect yourself!" Li Mu is flattering with money, this is what traitors can do, please keep your eyes open! ”
"Ahh Li Mu said angrily: "I and the prince are brothers, I, as an elder brother, have money and no place to spend it, buy a scimitar for my younger brother, even if I am a traitor?" Then you go and ask Your Majesty, Your Majesty spent me more than 200,000 yuan, and I don't even have an IOU, is Your Majesty a faint monarch and a robber? ”
Of course, Kong Yingda didn't dare to say that Li Shimin was a faint monarch, and his eyes widened like a frog looking at him.
At this time, two people walked out of the corner, led by Li Shimin, followed by Gao Gonggong. Li Shimin's face was ugly, and he said, "Okay! Li Mu, didn't I just spend a few dollars on you, and I always talk about it?! ”