Volume 2: This is the Beginning of the Excitement Chapter 124: You Turtle Old Miscellaneous Hair
Li Yinglong and Zhao Ying led everyone to Luoyang City, just when everyone had seen the high city wall and saw that it was about to arrive, they suddenly heard a loud gong sound of "clang", and then saw hundreds of people in various costumes flying out of the woods and houses on the side of the road, and suddenly rushed over to block their way and surrounded them.
Seeing this, Li Yinglong couldn't help but shout in surprise: I'll go, what about Grandma Ganpi, this is really unfavorable, we won't be robbed again.
The group of people who came out was very strange, there were monks, Taoist priests, nuns, and people who asked for rice and flowers.
Li Yinglong pointed at these people with his hand and shouted: Hey, robbers, are you looking for the wrong object, we are not rich people, we don't have any gold and silver treasures for you, you don't have to shout, I opened this road, I planted this tree, if you want to cross this road, leave behind the black talk of buying road money. In a word, we are poor and have no money.
After that, he suddenly patted his head as if he thought of something again and said: By the way, I forgot that there is a rich person.
Then he pointed to Zhao Ying beside him with his hand and said: This crazy woman is very rich, but she is not easy to mess with, she will twist people's ears at every turn, forcing people to call her aunt, her money is not very good, if you are not poor to the bottom, it is best not to beat her idea, it is important to keep your ears.
Hearing this, Zhao Ying glared at Li Yinglong and said angrily: Scoundrel, who are you talking about, believe it or not, I'll screw off your ears and feed the dogs now.
Li Yinglong shouted to the person opposite: Did you hear it, just screw it, don't you run quickly, otherwise your ears will not be protected.
Hearing this, an old man with a bamboo pole came out and said sharply to Li Yinglong: Have you made enough trouble?
Hearing this, Li Yinglong glared at him and said: What kind of, what is it called enough trouble, I made trouble, you are such an old person, why don't you know how to do it at all, I am not for your good, for you to save the ears of two donkeys, horses and dogs. Tell you, this crazy woman is really welcome, Luoyang Zhao Xiaowangye's pair of ears were almost screwed off by her, if it weren't for the promise to use sixty horses to exchange, I'm afraid there are now no two ears on the head, alas, people want to lose a pair of ears, that's really ugly and ugly. Hey, you always ask for food, don't say that Benzhi County didn't warn you, if such a thing happens, and you report it to our county office, Benzhi County will not accept it.
At this time, Zhao Ying had already recognized these people, and she hurriedly said to Li Yinglong: Scoundrel, you shut up for me, stop talking nonsense, they are not robbers, they are people from the fourteen major sects of the Central Plains Martial Arts.
Of course, Li Yinglong knows what the Central Plains Martial Arts Sect is all about, even if he hasn't seen any Central Plains Martial Arts Sect, but he has read a lot of martial arts novels in his previous life, and almost every martial arts novel has a description of the Central Plains Martial Arts Sect.
But he deliberately pretended not to know, and asked with a very strange look: What do the Fourteen Great Sects do, do they eat or use?
As he spoke, he raised his head and shouted to the person opposite and asked, "Hey, what kind of bullshit did this crazy woman say you belong to, and what do you do?" Is it baked pancakes or steamed buns? Anyway, it will not be a brothel, or it will be a paper man and a paper horse to open a coffin, alas! Open the coffin shop well, very profitable, my hometown has a surname Tu, we all call him Tu Turtle, he opened a coffin shop, one year we had a plague there, good guys, hundreds of people died at once, this turtle hair, silver earned the sea, earned -------
Hearing this, the old flower on the other side almost vomited blood without being angry by his words, and saw him point at Li Yinglong with his hand and shout: Boy, you stop me! Let me ask you, who among you is Li Yinglong?
Hearing this, Li Yinglong was stunned for a moment, and then made a strange look and said: Look for me, but I don't know you either, oh, I understand, you coffin shops must have heard that I am the new magistrate of Luoyang, and I am injustice in blocking the road here, say, what's the matter, I took your case.
Hearing this, Lao Huazi asked coldly: So your Excellency is Li Yinglong?
Li Yinglong smiled and said: Don't talk about putting it down, even if you put it down, I'm also Li Yinglong, let's say it, what are you looking for me.
Lao Huazi said sharply: Don't do anything, just ask you, little bastard, to go back the same way, where you came from.
Hearing this, Li Yinglong was stunned again, and then said very suspiciously: It's strange, in broad daylight, someone actually prevented the court officials from entering the city to take up their posts.
After that, he turned his head to Zhao Ying and asked: Crazy woman, your Luoyang City is still not the place of the Great Song Dynasty? Is it still under the jurisdiction of your Great Song Dynasty?
He is talking about your Great Song Dynasty, not our Great Song Dynasty, and he is obviously excluding himself. That's right, he wasn't originally from this world.
Hearing this, Zhao Ying glared and said: Who are you calling a crazy woman, didn't I warn you not to call it again.
Li Yinglong smiled and said: Hey, don't be unreasonable, I also told you a long time ago, I'm not a scoundrel, don't call me a scoundrel anymore, but why do you still call me, you call me if you call me, this is called one report and one report.
The King of Luoyang was writing something behind the table in the secret room, and Zhao Xiaowang pushed open the door and walked in.
The king of Luoyang put down the pen in his hand and asked: How are things going?
Zhao Xiaowang touched his ears and said angrily: What are you doing, my sister is with those people.
Hearing this, the king of Luoyang was stunned and said: What, your sister, you mean that Ying'er is with them.
Zhao Xiaowang said: Yes, my sister is there with them.
Hearing this, the king of Luoyang said strangely: How could Ying'er be with them.
Zhao Xiaowang said: I heard my sister say that she escorted that kid to Luoyang to take office at the behest of the emperor.
Hearing this, the king of Luoyang was shocked and said: How can this be, why didn't Sect Leader Xiahou tell me about it, how did she do it.
Zhao Xiaowang snorted angrily: You have to ask her to go, who knows what she is doing.
The king of Luoyang asked: Is Ying'er okay?
Zhao Xiaowang said: What can she do, her martial arts are so high, I can't beat her, but she repaired me, this trip was unlucky.
Hearing this, the king of Luoyang nodded and said reassuringly: Ying'er is fine.
Zhao Xiaowang asked: Father, what should I do with that kid?
Luoyang Wang Dao: That kid can't move for the time being, if something happens to him, Ying'er can't get out of it.
After that, I couldn't help but think secretly, it seems that this little emperor is not a good stubble, and he can even think that I will attack that little magistrate and let Ying'er escort him to take office, with Ying'er's escort, of course I can't do it anymore.
Hearing this, Zhao Xiaowang snorted angrily and said: Cheap that kid.
The king of Luoyang made a helpless look and said: I can only cheapen him.
After speaking, he paused, and said with a smile: This little emperor is quite scheming, afraid that I will attack that kid, so I will let Ying'er escort him.
Zhao Xiaowang said: But how did Xiahou mother-in-law do it, misspread the news, if I hadn't saved my mind and was ready to capture that kid alive to torture him, and then ordered the cavalry to attack, I don't know what would happen.
Hearing this, the King of Luoyang said lightly: I will ask the Xiahou Sect Master about this.
Zhao Yingqi raised his hand to fight, but when he saw that so many people were present and didn't fight, he put down his hand again, and then said angrily: Okay, okay, I won't call you a scoundrel anymore, but you can't call me a crazy woman anymore, otherwise I won't be done with you.
Li Yinglong smiled and said: Deal, by the way, you haven't answered my question yet.
Zhao Ying glared and said: You idiot, you are, of course Luoyang City is the place of our Great Song Dynasty, of course it is under the jurisdiction of our Great Song Dynasty, otherwise why would my father still stay in Luoyang City, don't forget, my father is the king of Luoyang of the Great Song Dynasty.
Hearing this, Li Yinglong immediately made a puzzled look and said: That is not right, since it is the place of the Great Song Dynasty, why did they stop me from entering the city, I am the Luoyang Governor of the Emperor's own title.
Zhao Yingdao: Who knows what's going on, by the way, it won't be that you stole other people's things before you became the magistrate of Luoyang, or maybe you kidnapped other people's little daughters-in-law and big girls, so people found you.
Hearing this, Li Yinglong glared and said: What nonsense are you talking about, I have never been to this Luoyang City before, what is stolen, what little daughter-in-law and eldest girl are abducted.
Zhao Ying smiled and said: I don't know about this, you better ask them.
Hearing this, Li Yinglong turned his head and asked with a smile at the old man: Hey, that old bastard, why don't you let Benzhi County enter the city? Did I steal your things, or did I kidnap your little daughter-in-law and your eldest girl?
As he spoke, he pointed at Zhao Ying with his hand and said: This is crazy------ no, it's not crazy, it's not crazy, it was said by this Zhao Dajun Lord, I just forwarded it to the original words.
Hearing this, the old flower pointed at Li Yinglong with the long bamboo pole in his hand and shouted: Little bastard, you dare to scold me.
Li Yinglong glared and said: Old bastard, don't talk nonsense, I have never scolded you.
Lao Huazi said: Little bastard, you just called my old Huazi an old mongrel and said that you didn't scold me.
Hearing this, Li Yinglong made a puzzled look and said: It turns out that the word mongrel is a curse, what about the dry skin grandmother, Benzhi County thought it was an honorific title, so yes, Benzhi County will respectfully call you an old mongrel. But then again, since the word mongrel is a curse, then why do you still call me a little mongrel, I'm surprised, if you call it, don't you shout, it's really seven (how can it) have this (reason), eight in addition, sweet potato cooking, cucumber stir-frying. What about the dry skin grandma, it's all you who are right, it's all me, you turtle old miscellaneous hair, it's against you, you dare to be so unreasonable to Benzhi County, if it weren't for the fact that you are old and dying, and can add an income to the coffin shop and a tax and silver to the government, I will definitely treat you as an old disrespect, insult the court officials, insult the court crime, let you sit in prison for the rest of your life, and wear through the prison.