One hundred and seventy baths
Yan Zhi has a separate room, and the entire company is the most vomiting in him, his legs are as weak as noodles, and the last person he wants to see now is Zhao Fugui, and those tinkling steel helmets......
Yan Zhi felt that if he went to take a bath now, he might faint in the bathroom, so he drank zero water and fell asleep. It's the first time in two years that I've slept in bed so steadily.
Bringing the soldiers of the first platoon of the Brothers to the door of the bathhouse, the sergeant named James Lean left on his own, and when the first platoon was washed, the second platoon and the third platoon returned.
As soon as they entered the bathroom, the soldiers of the Brothers of Brothers were a little unable to find the north.
The bathroom of the American ** team is completely different from the place where they usually bathe.
In normal times, Chinese soldiers bathe in the river in spring, summer and autumn, no matter whether there are people on the shore or not, they take off their clothes and wash them when they get into the river, and they don't wash if they don't take a bath in winter, and their skin is covered with a layer of grease and old ash, which can indeed keep warm to a great extent.
Even if I take a bath once in a while in winter, it's always in a big pool. The pool was overcrowded, and there was an oily, indescribable substance floating on the water, and everything in the water was the cleanest and most luxurious to bathe in a large wooden barrel.
After turning for more than ten minutes, dozens of soldiers finally found a place with few people, began to take off their clothes, and as soon as they took off their shoes, suddenly, the warm and humid bathhouse was filled with a smell of feet.
Because they were coming to the United States, the materials of the newly issued military uniforms in the Jinping Theater were too good, and many soldiers were wearing brand-new military uniforms on the outside and shirts that had been yellowed by sweat on the inside, and another set of military uniforms and shirts were neatly folded by them and left on the company's own beds, and after returning home, they could return home in fine clothes.
Suddenly, an American soldier in shorts and a tall mountain-like figure took the lead in walking towards the brothers, followed by more than a dozen beautiful ** people with big shoulders and round waists.
"Where did you come from? Which country? Asia? ”
The tall soldier frowned and asked aloud with a disdainful expression.
The soldiers did not understand. They don't use the words they usually learn, such as eating, going to the toilet, hello, goodbye, etc.
Zhao Fugui, the leader of the platoon, could see the contempt from the other party's tone and expression: "Brothers, this group of foreigners are so fast." ”
The soldiers said they didn't understand what the hell the hell the big noses and blue eyes were doing.
An American soldier grinned when he saw the lion awakening sign on Zhao Fugui's epaulettes: "China? Then he went on to say in broken Chinese, "Zhongguo? ”
"Yes, yes, yes!" Zhao Fugui smiled and said, "China, China." ”
"Night and Night...... We are...... Plug in two and take it, plug in two and take ......"
Fan Si said with a smile as he mixed his English pronunciation in Chinese.
"Insert two and take ......"
We are from China...... Plug in and take......
The soldiers looked at Fan Si and followed.
Chief Yan has long explained that when we come to the United States, we are guests, and we must learn to keep a low profile in other people's land. This time we are here to learn from other people's advanced strategic and tactical concepts, and we must keep a low profile, pay attention to our speech and demeanor, maintain a good military demeanor, and not spit on the ground as we do in China, and take off our shoes and pick our feet whenever we sit.
"Oh! Old. An American soldier made an exaggerated, frightened expression and said to the big man, "Gordon, this group of Chinese soldiers actually went into the bathroom with the animals." ”
The Chinese soldier didn't understand a word of the American soldier's words, but Zhao Fugui and the others looked at the American soldier's exaggerated and frightened chat, and it turned out that there were a few lice lying on Fan Si's fairly clean white shirt.
If you don't have lice on your body, what else can you call people? As the saying goes, the emperor still has lice on his body!
In China in the thirties and forties, almost everyone in the countryside had lice on their bodies, because they rarely took a bath, and there was no change of clothes.
Fan Si had been recuperating from his injuries since he returned from the Winged Valley, and his white shirt was already the cleanest compared to other soldiers, close to beige.
The big American man named Gordon stared wide-eyed at a few crawling lice on Fan Si's shirt, and then he went to look at Zhao Fugui's shirt again.
Zhao Fugui's shirt was wrinkled, it seemed that it had not been washed for at least half a month, and the collar was all covered with ash and brain oil, which was polished to a shiny finish, and there were several black, big and shiny lice crawling in the cracks of the collar.
"Old! You see, these lice are bigger. The big man Gordon shouted, his voice thunderous, and immediately some of the soldiers who were getting dressed looked over to him.
Gordon shouted, took a broom from the edge of the closet, pinched his nose, and used the broom handle to pick the shirts that the Chinese soldiers had taken off one by one: "My old man, who put such a group of Chinese into the bathroom?" Get them out of here, or we'll all have lice on all of us." At this point, it seemed that the lice had crawled on his body and began to make a nest
Gordon trembled twice, stared at a group of Chinese soldiers with big eyes like copper bells, and then took a broom, and without distinguishing it, he picked off all the clothes that several Chinese soldiers had taken off in the closet and threw them to the ground, with an expression of disgust on his face to the extreme.
This is an insult to Chi Guoguo.
"the mud girl, you dare to sweep Lao Tzu's clothes with a broom." Fan Si scolded, "Dog's day, dog's eyes are tough." ”
Anyway, I can't understand how to scold these Yankees, Fan Si scolded, jumped off the bench, barefoot, and went to push Gordon, trying to snatch the broom from his hand and take back the shirt.
Gordon was too tall, Fan Si was like pushing a mountain, not only did he not grab the broom and push Gordon over, but he himself staggered back a few steps and almost squatted to the ground.
Looking at the embarrassed appearance of Fan Si, who was thin into ribs, all of a sudden, the American soldiers burst into laughter.
Fan Si suffered a loss, felt that his face was very shameless, and was ridiculed by a group of Yankees, he immediately became angry, although he knew that his strength was far superior to the other party, but he was aggressive and stubborn and did not admit defeat, and rushed up after scolding "dog's day", hugged Gordon's waist, and tried to put him down.
Gordon laughed, stood still in place, his expression became more arrogant, grinning, opening his arms, and letting Fan Si take turns to exert himself.
Gordon's body is stout, only wearing a pair of shorts, full of thick chest hair, Fan Si's palm, can't hold Gordon's thick arms and wrists, can't use his strength at all, and is completely attacking the other's strengths with his own shortcomings.
Fan Si was very embarrassed. 166 Reading Network