After breakfast, Li Yinglong came to the living room, and just sat down for a while, he saw Brother Ning and Fat Ball walking in majestically carrying a five-foot-long egg-thick stick.

Seeing this, Li Yinglong was stunned and asked: What are you doing here?

Brother Ningdao: Our brothers officially took office today and went to patrol the streets.

Li Yinglong asked: What are you two doing with sticks on the streets?

Fat Ball Road: Of course it's a beating.

After that, he shook the stick and said proudly: This is our weapon, Brother Ning said what is this called.

Brother Ning corrected: That's called Wei Zhili, I just learned this word from Brother Huang.

Hearing this, Li Yinglong advised: You can't beat people indiscriminately, if you beat a good person, I won't be able to spare you.

The fat ball patted his chest and said: Big brother, don't worry, we only beat those turtle king eight turtle eggs, and don't move a finger of the good guy.

Hearing this, Li Yinglong nodded, and suddenly found that they were each wearing a red armband on their right arm, and couldn't help but ask strangely: What kind of thing do you have on your arm?

Hearing this, Brother Ning shook his arm proudly and said: I invented it, big brother, look at the words on it.

Li Yinglong walked over and took a closer look, and saw that it read "Luoyang County Left Patrol Street Officer", and couldn't help but smile and said: Grandma Ganpi's, yes, like a community aunt.

Li Yinglong slipped out of his mouth and said the words of the future generations carelessly.

Of course, Brother Ning didn't understand, so he asked: Big brother, what is a community aunt?

Of course, Li Yinglong can't explain it, and even if he explains Brother Ning, he may not be able to understand it, so he said: It's quite creative and fresh.

At this time, Liu Luo walked in with a brown paper bag in his hand, and said to Li Yinglong: My lord, the recital for the emperor has been written, please take a look at it, and then send it to Kyoto.

After that, he handed the paper bag to Li Yinglong.

Li Yinglong didn't answer, waved his hand and said: I won't look at it, send it away.

After that, he pointed to Brother Ning and Fat Ball with his hand and said: You transfer four brothers to patrol the street with them.

Liu Luodao: Yes, my lord.

After that, he waved his hand to the two and said: Follow me.

The two happily followed Liu Luo.

Suddenly, Zhao Ying ran in in a hurry, and then pulled him away.

Li Yinglong hurriedly asked: Hey, hey, what are you going to do?

As he spoke, he pushed her hand away and stopped.

Zhao Yingdao: Go to my house, my mother said she wanted to see you.

Hearing this, Li Yinglong said strangely: What did your mother do when she saw me, I don't know your mother.

Hearing this, Zhao Ying glared at him and said: My mother can't meet her future son-in-law.

Li Yinglong hurriedly waved his hand and said: Hey, hey, don't talk nonsense, I'm not your mother's son-in-law.

Hearing this, Zhao Ying raised her hand and slapped Li Yinglong's head and said angrily: I'm about to marry you, what are you not my mother's son-in-law, why, you want to pay the bill.

Li Yinglong rubbed his head that was hurt by Zhao Ying and said: What is the name of a bad account, it was not like that in the first place, then ------ it was just a joke, and it should not be true.

Hearing this, Zhao Ying said angrily: What is a joke, how can the county lord's lifelong event be a joke, tell you, if you dare not marry me, I will screw your head off, and then I will commit suicide with your life.

After that, he paused, and then said: I'm not joking with you, what I said is true.

Li Yinglong said angrily: Hey, why are you crazy?

Zhao Ying said arrogantly: I'm crazy, what can you do to me, eat me.

Seeing Zhao Ying's cannibalistic appearance, Li Yinglong had no choice but to compromise and said: Okay, okay, I'm afraid of you, just do whatever you say.

Hearing this, Zhao Ying smiled and said proudly: Go, follow me to see my mother.

After that, take him and leave.

Brother Ning, Fat Ball carried a big stick and four knives and caught fast along the street, the pedestrians on the road were attracted by the strange dress of the two, and looked at them together, seeing that there were so many people looking at them, the two proudly puffed up their chests and waved to the passers-by while walking.

A passer-by whispered to his companion: What are these two guys doing, and why are they dressed up so strangely?

The companion shook his head and said: I don't know, eighty percent are two madmen who ran out of the madhouse in the west.

After that, he pointed with his hand to the four catchers who were following the two of them, and then said: Don't you see that there are four people following them, they must be sent back.

Hearing this, passers-by were shocked and said: God! Let's go, don't let them beat us with sticks, madmen don't take responsibility for beating people, they beat us for nothing.

The two passers-by were so frightened that they ran away.

The four catchers couldn't help laughing when they heard the conversation between the two passers-by, but they were afraid that they would be unhappy to hear the laughter, so they gagged their hands and laughed.

Six people were walking, and suddenly from a small house on the side of the road came the cry of a woman, and then I saw a man in his thirties dragging a girl of sixteen or seventeen out of the house.

Seeing this, Brother Ning waved his hand to the fat ball and said excitedly: Look, look, something is coming, go, take a look.

So they went over and stood in front of the man, blocking his way.

Brother Ning asked: Hey, what's going on? What's going on?

Fat Ball Road: Your father is too rampant, robbing other people's big girls in broad daylight.

The man said in a horizontal voice: It's your, flash to the side, don't get in the way, uncle, I'm busy.

Brother Ning smiled at the fat ball and said, "Hehe, he said it's none of our business, doesn't seem right?"

Fat Ball Road: Of course it's not right, the eldest brother said, everything on the street is in the hands of our brothers, why is it none of our business.

Brother Ning made a sudden look and said: Oh, I understand, he is looking down on our brothers, looking down on our brothers is looking down on our big brother, looking down on our big brother is looking down on our Luoyang County Ya, God! He's not a small crime.

Fat Ball Road: Of course it's not small, this is called ------ slander, he slandered our eldest brother, slandered our Luoyang County Ya.

Brother Ningdao: That's called defamation.

After that, he pretended to ask: By the way, how to deal with this crime of defamation?

So the two shouted in unison: Hit!

As the words of the two landed, I saw the two of them slap and one gave the man a big ear scraper, and I saw the man cover his cheeks with both hands and sit on the ground.

The man said angrily: Why do you ------ you beat people, I didn't provoke you.

Brother Ning and Fat Ball squatted beside the man one by one.

Brother Ning pointed to his armband and said: Do you recognize the words on this? Of course, you won't recognize it, I'll read it to you, the words on it are the left patrol street officials of Luoyang City.

Fat Ball pointed to his armband and said: Of course, your father must not recognize the words on me, and I will also read it to you, it is written on the right street patrol of Luoyang City.

Then the two of them asked in unison: Do you understand?

Hearing this, the man shook his head and said, "No------ I don't understand, I don't understand."

Brother Ning said to Fat Ball: He didn't understand.

Fat Ball Road: This dad still doesn't understand.

Brother Ning grinned and said: In other words, he is too stupid.

Then he asked the fat ball: What should people who are too stupid do?

Then the two of them said in unison: Fight!

After that, the two raised their hands and slapped the man on the head, knocking the man to the ground.

The man lay on the ground and waved his hands desperately and shouted: Don't fight, don't fight, I understand, I understand.

Brother Ning smiled and said: He has become smart again, since he is smart, it will be easy to do, and said, what happened to you just now, why did you force the big girl to go?

Fat Ball Road: Needless to say, I also know that this father must have taken a fancy to other people's big girls and wants to rob them to get married.

The man hurriedly waved his hand and said: I didn't rob it, I bought it, I just bought it.

Hearing this, Brother Ning asked the girl in disbelief: That big girl, is this the case?

The girl cried and said, "My father lost the gambling money, so he sold me to this man."

Hearing this, Fat Ball scolded: This bastard father even wants to sell his own daughter.

Brother Ning scolded: It's just a beast.

After that, he asked the girl, "Where is your father?"

The girl pointed to the house with her hand and said, "My father is in the house."

Hearing this, Brother Ning turned his head and asked a few catchers who were standing aside watching the excitement: Which brother went in and pulled out her bastard father for me.

One of the catchers hurriedly said: I'll go.

After that, he pulled out his legs and walked towards the house, and after a while, he pulled a thin middle-aged man out and dragged him in front of Brother Ning and Fat Ball.