Chapter 701: Divine Weapon
Fang Jifan felt that what Zhu Houzhao said was very reasonable.
Yes, cattle are the kindest livestock, they are loyal, they are kind, they are industrious, they work hard.
In the livestock world, if there is one kind of animal that is free from low-level interests, it is the ploughing cow.
They eat grass and milk they squeeze, and they are never naughty, they only work with their heads down.
This point is quite similar to Fang Jifan.
Therefore, Fang Jifan loves cows, precisely because there is a sincere gentleman-like quality on the body of cows.
Since you love all love, you don't even want to eat it, are you still worthy of saying love?
Fang Jifan put his hands behind his back and sighed: "Listening to His Highness say this, although I am in a very bad mood now, but this cow, if you don't eat it, it won't be fresh, so ...... Eat it. ”
"Eat."
Beef can be cut into slices, the fascia of the cow can be made into brisket, the tongue can also nourish the kidneys, and the whip is even more powerful......
Fang Jifan's face was red and his ears were red, his stomach was very strong, he put down his chopsticks, and then sighed: "I don't know where Bo'an is now, if he also has meat to eat." ”
As he was talking, Wang Jinyuan came in a hurry outside: "Young master, someone is looking for you...... He said, "I have a relationship with you." ”
No one asks about being poor in the downtown area, but some people know about it in the mountains.
Fang Jifan can be regarded as convinced, where did he come from so many relatives, your uncle...... He was a little annoyed: "Is it my grandson?" Call to see. ”
A moment of effort.
Then came a ragged, honest man, unkempt, and a beggar.
Zhu Houzhao was happy: "Old Fang, do you still have such relatives in your family?" ”
As soon as the beggar saw Fang Jifan, he cried: "Auntie, hello, the villain greets you." ”
As he spoke, he lay on the ground, his eyes red.
Fang Jifan glanced at Zhu Houzhao, and then looked at himself, specially, this person is a little shameless, Fang Jifan said: "What kind of relatives are we, you come and hear it." ”
"The villain's surname is Zhang, and his name is Zhang Weiyu!"
Zhang Weiyu?
Fang Jifan pouted, I hadn't heard of it, the old Fang family was a single family for three generations, even if it was a woman who got married, it was only a handful......
Fang Jifan wants to kick this guy away with his feet, touch the porcelain and touch our Jifan's head, looking for death?
Zhang Weiyu said: "My family is from Xingji County, Beizhili, and I ...... We have a Zhang Niangniang in Xinji County, and I and Zhang Niangniang are of the same race. As he spoke, he stretched out his hand and scratched it: "My ancestor, and Zhang Niangniang's great-ancestor, are brothers, dear." ”
He pulled another finger: "Therefore, Zhang Niangniang, according to her generation, is my aunt." ”
Scratched again: "Her Royal Highness Princess Taikang, it is my aunt." ”
He scratched off his last finger: "You're a colt, aren't you my aunt?" ”
"Uncle, nephew for you...... Make a big salute. He said, without hesitation, knelt on the ground, and kowtowed hard.
Fang Jifan's expression was a little embarrassed.
He snapped his fingers and calculated, if this guy didn't tell a lie, it was true, I was the one who was the aunt and father of others.
But...... Fang Jifan pointed at Zhu Houzhao: "This is your uncle." Your Royal Highness the Prince, you see, this is not a poor relative of my family, this is yours. ”
Zhu Houzhao was dumbfounded, lowered his head, pulled his fingers, and calculated unwillingly.
Fang Jifan sat down, he remembered what Xiurong had mentioned to him at the beginning.
Then he said, "Oh, it's you, are you doing well?" ”
“……”
This is nonsense.
Zhang Weiyu cried, howling: "Bitter, ......" said and began to hammer his heart, bang, bang, and shed thousands of tears: "Originally, our Zhang family had a Zhang Niangniang, this is a very capable thing, the emperor also gave the Zhang family a field, thousands of acres, everyone is also happy, but who knows, Shou Ninghou and Jian Changbo said, this land, is given by the emperor, this land, drag them to take care of it, and let us press the handprint......"
As soon as Fang Jifan heard it, he knew that it was going to be a tragedy: "You also press this handprint?" ”
"Don't you dare to offend them, they are my aunt's brothers and elders, so if you don't press them, you have to press them." Zhang Weiyu said with a bitter face.
“……”
Fang Jifan said: "And then."
"In charge, they sold the land, and the tribesmen all went to ask, and they said that there were not many crops that could be grown in this land, and it would be a loss to keep it in their hands, aunt, you have to be reasonable, right, it is all good land, let's ask for the money from the sale of the land, and they will spread their hands. The emperor's rain and dew are gone. We couldn't help it, our arms couldn't twist our thighs, so we had to swallow our anger. In addition, in recent years, we have suffered disasters again and again, and the relatives have lived in difficulty, and no one is willing to settle us, and when we were last year, there was another snow disaster, and finally we had to flee the famine, became homeless, tossing and turning, bitter ........."
Zhang Weiyu cried again.
Fang Jifan pressed his hand: "Okay, don't cry, cry again and break your legs." No, I mean, it's not going to help if you cry like that. ”
Zhang Weiyu said again: "After that, there was an official government who visited us, placed us for a while, and gave us a few mouthfuls of food, and then Zhang Niangniang, that is, my aunt, sent a eunuch to say that we should go to my aunt, aunt, let's go to you, a total of one hundred and seventy-three, I look the most thoughtful, when I was a child, I read some books, know a few words, so I was recommended to recognize my relatives." ”
Fang Jifan is very suspicious of the three words that look the most thoughtful, how can he feel like a fraudster?
But seeing Zhang Weiyu raise his head at this time, he opened his unkempt hair, revealing a dark face that could not be distinguished.
Fang Jifan couldn't wait to take three steps back, and hurriedly said: "Zhang Niangniang gave you some land, isn't it done?" ”
"My aunt said that according to the rules of the imperial court, although we are related to her, we are not among the rewards, and I feel that even if we are settled, if we are ...... in the future. Something happened, inside and outside the palace, it is difficult to communicate with each other, I am afraid, we have to live a hard life, think about it, only my aunt is the most responsible, and has the ability, and I care about family affection the most, so I will teach us to go to my aunt, aunt, you say something, let us do anything, I have picked up dung, planted crops, struck iron, burned kilns, recognized a few words, and fed well......"
Fang Jifan gasped, looked at this Zhang Weiyu again, and couldn't help but stroke his forehead, tragedy......
"You guys come to the West Mountain first, Wang Jinyuan ......"
Wang Jinyuan hurriedly said: "Yes." ”
Fang Jifan said: "Settle down first, these are all the villagers of our Jifan, don't be wronged, you have to make sure that you have sweet potato porridge to drink every day, and this damn one, wash them." ”
Wang Jinyuan hurriedly said: "Yes." ”
As soon as Zhang Weiyu heard that Fang Jifan was willing to take him in, in fact, what kind of imperial relatives, this imperial relative can't be eaten, but later, do you have to flee the famine and ask for food? Now that there is a place to stay, he is very moved: "Thank you uncle, thank you uncle, uncle Wan'an, uncle and grandfather wait for all generations." ”
Finally, the person was sent away.
Zhu Houzhao still lowered his head and muttered his fingers, my sister-in-law's mother is my queen mother, and my mother's brother is ......"
Fang Jifan patted him on the shoulder: "Your Highness." ”
Zhu Houzhao was taken aback: "What." ”
"These people, what should they do?"
Zhu Houzhao thought for a while: "Didn't he say that he was very good at picking up dung?" ”
Fang Jifan said: "Your Highness means that there is a specialization in the art industry?" ”
Zhu Houzhao said heartlessly: "Anyway, this palace doesn't care, this palace is very poor." ”
Fang Jifan squinted, Wang Shouren had been left out of the clouds by him.
Fang Jifan's eyes lit up: "These people are full of treasures." ”
"What." Zhu Houzhao glared at Fang Jifan.
Fang Jifan squinted, and a trace of light burst out of his eyes: "His Royal Highness the Prince, this steel and weapons are a matter of the Bureau, right?" ”
Zhu Houzhao nodded.
Fang Jifan said: "Your Majesty didn't allow us to make weapons in the Zhenguo Government, right?" ”
Zhu Houzhao nodded again: "The palace has begged, and my father doesn't seem to be at ease with us." ”
Fang Jifan slapped his thigh; "But do you think, if Your Majesty learns that these relatives of the Zhang family have suffered so much, will you be very moved."
"I'm not moved, I'm not moved, I'm not moved anyway."
Fang Jifan couldn't help baring his teeth: "I mean, let them make weapons, and if your majesty listens to them, you will definitely punish Your Highness, right?" ”
Zhu Houzhao's face changed: "Old Fang, you want to push me out again to earn your money." ”
Fang Jifan said bitterly: "Listen to me, I am for our Zhenguo Mansion, for Your Highness, Your Highness...... The weapons of the Bureau of Creation are too inferior, think about it, we have so many people going to Hexi, what should we do if we encounter danger? ”
Zhu Houzhao was silent and silent.
Fang Jifan said: "But let the people of the Zhang family build it, Your Majesty will learn about it and punish it, guess what?" ”
"Queen Mother!" Zhu Houzhao's eyes lit up.
Fang Jifan couldn't help humming a little song: "Those who make weapons privately, there is no forgiveness for killing, if you want to kill, then kill them all, just kill them all, the Zhang family has one hundred and seventy-three people, kill them all, I will prepare a coffin for them." But if His Majesty doesn't punish these Zhang family members who make weapons privately, can he still punish His Royal Highness the Crown Prince? ”
"If that's the case, it's too unfair, our emperor, it's a generous person, His Royal Highness the Prince...... Isn't that what happened? ”
Zhu Houzhao couldn't help but say, "What kind of weapon do we make?" ”
Fang Jifan's appearance with Zhizhu in his hand: "What is Your Highness interested in?" ”
Zhu Houzhao was stunned.
Fang Jifan said: "The minister has a divine weapon, and if he makes it, he will definitely be able to open His Highness's eyes, His Highness...... Or...... Let's try? ”
Zhu Houzhao hesitated for a moment: "If something happens, will you pretend that you have nothing to do with you again?" ”
Fang Jifan sneered: "Guess." ”
Zhu Houzhao doesn't have to guess anymore.
However, Fang Jifan's agitation was very tempting.
He squinted, muttered for a long time, and finally slapped his thigh: "Okay, it's done, fuck the dog emperor!" ”
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