Chapter 2: Silly Boy and Tai Chi
Seinfeld is very bright, even Wu Zheng lost his mind for a moment when he saw her for the first time, after all, this is also the result of the improvement of their old Song family with several generations of Oiran, no matter how beautiful it is, it is said in the past.
At this time, she was wearing a black suit, carrying a black knife on her shoulder, the knife was a bit like the legendary dragon slayer, but the handle was longer so that it was convenient to hold the knife with both hands, the black blade gave people a deep and calm feeling, and the blade of the white flower made people feel furious.
This knife is very heavy, and the back of the knife is two fingers thick, which is definitely an outlier among the outliers in the knives that Wu Zheng knows, but at this time, on Seinfeld's shoulders, she doesn't seem to feel struggling, nor does it give people an abrupt and awkward feeling, but with her tall figure, there is an indescribable beauty.
But Wu Zheng knew through this month's observation that although Seinfeld had a lot of strength, he would not swing the big knife of no less than 100 catties no more than 20 times at most.
But each of these twenty swords was as fast as the wind, and a few times she was actually seen swinging the legendary knife qi and cutting off a bamboo forest dozens of meters long.
In the past month, although the two of them have lived in different small buildings, they are still in the same courtyard, and Seinfeld will come over to chat with him every dinner time, for which he has revealed to him that he wants to learn this knife technique.
But after hearing it, she either looked herself up and down with a contemptuous expression, or sarcastically ridiculed herself for not learning knives at all!
In fact, I don't blame her for being sarcastic, because her current body is too weak, and she has been exercising for a month, in addition to making her body more coordinated, this strength can't lift a bucket of water.
But what she doesn't know is that although her body is weak, her eyes are very powerful, because she can see through, Wu Zheng thinks that this may have a lot to do with her death on the CT machine in her previous life, otherwise how can her eyes in this life scan the objects she sees like a CT machine, and also generate three-dimensional images synchronously in the brain?
Although this special function is very good, it consumes a lot of physical strength, and it is the limit to look at it for five minutes in a row with his current small body, and after this time, he will faint immediately because of the loss of strength.
"What kind of punch are you fighting, and how does it look a bit like Taoist kung fu?" Seinfeld said.
Wu Zheng smiled slightly: "Tai Chi, have you heard of it?" ”
"Tai Chi?" Seinfeld also laughed, thinking that Wu Zheng was still the stupid nerd he used to be talking nonsense, so he smiled: "The name is very domineering, but this kung fu!" Seriously, after watching you practice for so long, I always thought you were dancing. ”
Wu Zheng didn't want to explain when he heard it, because he felt that he was afraid that he would not be able to explain it clearly to her for two or three days with his own words, so he continued her words: "Actually, this is just a kind of health preservation, don't you see that my body has recovered quickly in the past month?" It's all thanks to this Tai Chi. ”
At first, when Seinfeld saw Wu Zheng playing Tai Chi here, he thought that he, a stupid nerd, saw himself refining his knife and was blindly comparing here, but it was only in the past month that he saw that his blind comparison was exactly the same every time, so he came over curiously to ask if this was a kind of boxing technique.
But as a result, hehe, this stupid nerd practiced health exercises like the five poultry plays.
So Seinfeld shook her head and left, but when she was leaving, Wu Zheng suddenly stopped her: "Hey, do you have any books here?" ”
"Yes, if you want to see it, I'll ask Xiang'er to bring it to you later." After saying that, Seinfeld's beautiful figure disappeared between the morning mist and the green bamboo.
None of the people in Shenmu Village can read a single character, and even Seinfeld can only write his own name. But when it comes to books, there are really them, because Liu Wen, the father of the second master, was originally a teacher, and he only ran to Shenmu Village to be a thief because of a lawsuit.
Because he is loyal and a scholar, managing the money and food in the village for Seinfeld's father has never been bad at all, and Seinfeld's father bowed to him, and Seinfeld had to call Uncle Liu when he saw him, and this book was there for him.
Liu Wen's yard was next door to Wu Zheng, and when Seinfeld came to the courtyard, it was his son Liu Mang who opened the door.
"Sister Fei'er, why are you here? It's okay to call me next door for something, why do you want to run and lie down yourself? ”
Liu Wen is a weak teacher, but the son Liu Mang he gave birth to is not to mention the five big and three rough, and he can't read a single big word, and his voice is like a broken gong.
Liu Mang and Seinfeld were childhood sweethearts, so even though Seinfeld has now become a big boss, he is still used to calling her Fei'er sister, but his dad is an old antique who thinks there are no rules! I don't know how many times I beat him for this, but it still had little effect.
At this moment, Liu Wen, who was having breakfast in the yard, heard him call Song Fei'er sister again, and his old man was eating! The chopsticks slapped on the table, picked up a stone and threw it over, and smashed it on Liu Mang's back impartially.
"Ouch...... Daddy, why are you hitting me again? "This Liu Mang is also rough and thick-skinned, and he was smashed with a stone, but there is no.
Liu Wen stood up and said angrily: "How many times have you told you this little rabbit cub, the young and the old are orderly, there is a difference between respect and inferiority, Fei'er is now the big boss, how can you still call him Fei'er sister like before?" ”
After saying that, Liu Wen still hated iron and steel, and wanted to come over and kick him twice, but was pulled by Seinfeld who hurriedly stepped forward and said, "Why is Uncle Liu so angry?" I grew up with Brother Liu Mang since I was a child, don't you feel like a big boss when you call me a big boss, how can there be a kindness from Fei'er's sister? ”
Liu Mang listened to it with a look of grievance and said: "That's it, isn't that what you call a child?" ”
"Are you still reasonable?" Liu Wen's eyes widened, and Liu Mang immediately became stunned, but when he saw him, he ran faster than a rabbit when he raised his hand.
Liu Wen seemed to be really angry with Liu Mang, and coughed for a while before saying to Seinfeld: "Big boss, I know that you have a good relationship with Liu Mang's muddy boy, but rules are rules, and without rules, won't the world be chaotic?" If you are a big boss now, you should have the prestige of a big boss, otherwise how will you control it in the future? ”
"Uncle Liu, in fact, Brother Liu Mang, he only called it that in private, and it doesn't get in the way."
"Alas...... I'm just afraid that the muddy boy will get used to it and won't be able to control his stinky mouth. By the way, big boss, did you come here this time because something happened in our village? ”
"No, Fei'er came here to borrow a few books from Uncle Liu."
"Borrowing books?" Liu Wen glanced at Wu Zheng's Xiaolou and said, "It's for that stupid ...... Silly boy? ”
Listening to Liu Wen's words, Seinfeld knew that Wu Zheng was a fool in everyone's eyes, but she still nodded, but Liu Wen sighed and said, "You really decided to marry that stupid boy?" ”
"Isn't this matter already decided, Uncle Liu?"
"This Uncle Liu thinks you should think about it again, although he saved you, but this marriage is a lifelong thing! I'm afraid if I watch you marry such a stupid boy...... I'm afraid that when I get down there, what will I tell your father if he asks about me? ”
Seinfeld smiled slightly, and helped Liu Wen sit down in the courtyard: "Uncle Liu Fei'er knows that you are always good for me, but isn't it better for Fei'er to find a stupid husband than to find a smart husband?" ”
Liu Wen was stunned for a moment, and then thought about Seinfeld's words, and seemed to have her reasons, as the big boss of Shenmu Village, she had to guard the family business of Shenmu Village, and it was indeed easy to suppress it if she found a stupid father-in-law, who would like to be this door-to-door son-in-law if she really wanted to find a smart person? If a dove occupies the magpie's nest, then he will have no face to see his brother-in-law when he gets below.
Seeing that Liu Wen began to ponder, Seinfeld continued: "Besides, with Wu Zheng, a stupid nerd, as a shield, isn't it just right to break someone's thoughts? ”
Liu Wen was startled, and then pointed outside and said, "You mean Zhao Yi?" ”
Seinfeld nodded and said, "When my father was there, he was loyal to the cottage, but you have seen your father go, so what has Zhao Yi done all these years?" We went down the mountain to rob our relatives in the middle of the night and returned in the middle of the night, and the thing was done so secretly, how did Tian Dabiao, who was in the chicken village, get the news? Don't you think it's suspicious? ”
These words were asked in Liu Wen's heart, but in exchange for a burst of guilt and self-blame, he sighed: "It's all your Uncle Liu's inability, if your Uncle Liu can have half of your third uncle's ability, it won't make you suffer like this." ”
"Uncle Liu, don't say that, if you hadn't been assisting Fei'er with Brother Liu Mang all these years, this cottage might have been dispersed in Fei'er's hands, how could there be Fei'er today? As for Zhao Yi, as long as Fei'er is given some more time, Fei'er has his own way to deal with it. ”
Liu Wen couldn't help but say excitedly when he heard this: "The old Song family's opening heaven has you practiced?" ”
Seinfeld said: "It's almost over, I've already refined the twentieth move, and Fei'er's current progress will definitely be able to refine it in less than five years." ”
The old Song family's Kaitian slash had a total of thirty-six moves when it was handed down from the general Mengzhen, but after the Song Da Scar learned it, in order to develop the cottage, he created seventy-two moves based on these thirty-six moves, and these seventy-two moves seem to be twice as many in greeting, but only about half of the genuine ones in terms of power.
So the opening of the sky in the Song Dynasty after the establishment of the village was divided into thirty-six Tiangang slash and seventy-two earth slash, Tiangang cut was used as the Song family's family heirloom to keep it strictly secret from the outside world, and also set a stinky rule of passing on men not women, to Seinfeld's generation, if she was not the only one, her father was worried that this family heirloom would be lost, and it would not be passed on to Seinfeld.
It is also because of this that Seinfeld became the first village owner in the history of Shenmu Village who has not even learned the family heirloom knife technique, which is not a star and a half weak in personal strength compared with the previous village owners.
The strength is low and she is a daughter, so it is easy to understand that this subordinate has the intention of usurping the throne.
As for the earth slash, it is used to reward the brothers who have made meritorious contributions in the village, then Zhao Yi learned the earth slash, plus he is older than Seinfeld, and he has been learning knives longer than her, these seventy-two slashes have been learned earlier, and he is stronger than Seinfeld in terms of personal strength, and his reputation in the village is higher than that of Seinfeld.
When Seinfeld returned to her yard with the book, Xiang'er's girl thought that breakfast had already been prepared, and she stood in the yard and kept looking out of the door, hoping for Seinfeld and Wu Zheng to come back.
"Where's Miss, Auntie? Why didn't he come back with you? ”