It's hard to make money, it's not easy to spend money?

Isn't it just a matter of buying a few official positions, a few edicts, and a few dollars.

Make a mountain out of a molehill.

Cheng Yuanzhi was relieved, and everyone present breathed a sigh of relief, this demon king-like Cheng Yuanzhi was too difficult to wait, and he was like a tiger.

The temper of a tyrant is hard to resist!

"Thank you, congratulations in advance. Also, if you don't have money to drink flower wine, if you have money, you should also reward your soldiers, and then pull the soldiers to drink flower wine together. ”

Liu Bei saw that Cheng Yuanzhi was irritable, but he was also a man of temperament, which resonated, and it was rare to confide in him. The enjoyment of eating and drinking, Liu Bei also likes it.

But how can I pay for it myself, I feel distressed. Reward your subordinates, and then rub your subordinates, eat and drink, it is really fragrant, such as in Zhang Fei's house, Liu Bei is like this.

Cheng Yuanzhi turned the horse's head abruptly, whipped the horse with a horsewhip, smiled heartily, and said:

"Haha, Xuande said that he was addicted to alcohol, gluttony! Let's go, go back to Guangyang, go back to drink wine and eat meat, have a good meal, and then sleep beautifully. ”

"After waking up, take the money and go to Luoyang to buy an official. As long as you follow the envoy, everyone will be crowned an official at that time, so that you can glorify your ancestors and return to your hometown. ”

Cheng Yuanzhi hadn't drunk the wine yet, so he talked nonsense first.

As soon as the main general left, Liu Bei, Guan Yu and Zhang Fei and other generals had to follow, Deng Mao was hammered by Cheng Yuanzhi again, and Liu Bei and others had to help organize the army and return to Guangyang County, Youzhou with the Yellow Turban Army.

Gwangyang, the county guard.

A table of good wine and good food was placed in the middle of the banquet hall.

There was a bonfire on the ground, on which was a roasted whole lamb, and the aroma of mutton fat was mixed with the aroma of wine.

At this time, Cheng Yuanzhi sat on the main seat, Liu Bei at the bottom, and Guan Yu, Zhang Fei, Zou Jing and Deng Mao sat on the left and right respectively.

Raising his wine glass, Cheng Yuanzhi invited him and shouted:

"Come, today is the king's pleasure, everyone is happy together, it's done." Anyway, drink it all.

After drinking, Cheng Yuanzhi threw the wine bottle and smashed the bowl. Every time he drank it, the attendant had to re-install a new wine bottle for Cheng Yuanzhi.

Drink wine and eat meat!

As for eating meat, it's even more direct and rude.

A roasted leg of lamb was placed on the plate, Cheng Yuanzhi was too lazy to grab it with his hands, took out the saber handed in by Liu Bei, slashed at the leg of mutton, used the saber as a bamboo skewer, skewered the leg of mutton, poured a hundred years of Shaoxing old wine, and gnawed it, it was really fragrant.

surrendered Cheng Yuanzhi, and had good wine and meat, Liu Bei was quite reserved, and Guan Yu was also a little restrained, but Zhang Fei had already let go, picked up the leg of mutton, ate meat, and drank wine.

Leg of lamb is much tastier than pork.

In this era, the pig hair of the pig is extremely difficult to pluck, and the smell of the local pig is strong, and the literati are ashamed to eat pork, but the ordinary people are so poor that they can't afford to buy pork several times a year. Fortunately, Zhang Fei was born as a butcher, and he ate pork more times than when he saw a pig running and listened to a pig's bark.

Replaced with a leg of lamb, the taste is simply heaven and earth.

Zhang Fei is good at wine, but unfortunately Liu Bei and Guan Yu don't like to drink, now it's okay, Cheng Yuanzhi can fight wine, Zhang Fei was drunk, staggered to his feet, picked up a piece of wine casually, and invited the world with a sense of wine:

"Come, Envoy. Yide can't stab you to death, and drinking will definitely kill you. ”

After Zhang Fei, who was babbling nonsense, finished speaking, he lifted the lid of the wine, drank water like a cow, and began to pour it into his mouth.

When judging a person, there are only three criteria for whether he is a first-class person: heroic courage, benevolence, and good belly.

In terms of the amount of alcohol, Zhang Fei can be regarded as the number one person.

Of course, Cheng Yuanzhi is not afraid of Zhang Fei's invitation, he fights wine, men can get drunk, they can't be cowardly, Cheng Yuanzhi grabbed a small wine bottle that had just been placed on the wine table, took the initiative to fill it, and shouted:

"Yide, it's done, whoever doesn't finish drinking it is a grandson."

Zhang Fei had already drunk a lot just now, and now his eyes were full of little stars, blurry ghosting, how could he see Cheng Yuanzhi's small movements clearly.

Cheng Yuanzhi raised his head and drank, so excited that Zhang Fei plunged into the wine pendant.

Cheng Yuanzhi drank it all, but this time he paid attention to garbage classification, did not litter, understood the attendant, aimed at Deng Mao, who was gnawing on mutton, and smashed his head, and asked:

"Deng Mao, this envoy is going to Luoyang tomorrow to be chic, by the way, buy officials, get a few copies of the edict of the assassin and the Taishou to play, is this envoy ready to go to Luoyang?"

went to Luoyang, which was the capital of the Han Dynasty.

It is not easy to live in the capital, and every move has to burn money.

Not to mention that he is going to buy officials, spending money is like running water, and it is no problem.

After Deng Mao went into battle, he was not injured in the hands of the Han army, but he was smashed several times by Cheng Yuanzhi, and he saw the military doctor, and the old military doctor asked Deng Mao not to drink.

Deng Mao, who had no wine to eat, smelled the wine, he was already aggrieved, turned his grief and anger into food, and gnawed well, who expected that it would be a disaster again.

Clang!

Deng Mao's head is not an iron head, but the wine bottle is a real bronze.

In an instant, the blood flowed like a torrent.

"Ah, I'll rub, who dares to smash Lao Tzu on a horse?" Deng Mao was in pain, stood up suddenly, took a leg of mutton bone in his hand, and yelled.

Cheng Yuanzhi picked up a half-burnt and half-oiled roast leg of lamb, took a bite, glared at Deng Mao with ill will, and said lightly:

"This envoy smashed it, do you have an opinion? This envoy asks you, where is the money? Is Ben's money ready? Is it enough to buy a Luoyang? If there is a shortage of use, don't blame the envoy for selling you. ”

It's too unusual, Cheng Yuanzhi is worried about money, Deng Mao actually secretly ate and gnawed below, just now he was too kind, smashing the wine bottle is really full of love, he should directly smash the wine bottle.

Let Deng Mao's head be the same as Jiucheng, blooming all over the ground, splashing in all directions.

Deng Mao's mind hurts, but what is more nerve-wracking is Cheng Yuanzhi's problem.

Buy Luoyang? Luoyang, the capital of the Son of Heaven?

Cheng Yuanzhi is not a rebel, he is a thief, this is a desire to be rich and rival the country, and he directly usurped the throne.

But there is only one Guangyang County, not the county seat of Youzhou, the county town of Youzhou is Zhuo County, even if Zhuo County is added, the money of the two counties, combined, is not a city gate in Luoyang.

At the feet of the Son of Heaven, the capital of Dahan County. The prosperity of Luoyang is no joke, and those city walls alone are more than 20 meters high.

"Envoy, all the gold, silver, jewelry, antiques, calligraphy and paintings, and the converted money add up, only 100,000 yuan, and they have all been boxed, whether they can buy Luoyang, the last general doesn't know. If the last general sits in Luoyang, he doesn't need a five-baht penny, and the last general will not collect a penny, and he will definitely give it away. ”

Deng Maoxue was obedient, he didn't call Cheng Yuanzhi a general, and changed his words to call the envoy. On the way back, Deng Mao also privately asked Liu Bei how he could get Cheng Yuanzhi's reward.

Liu Bei smiled and told Deng Mao that no matter what Cheng Yuanzhi said, just promise Cheng Yuanzhi and praise Cheng Yuanzhi.