Speaking of this Western University campus, after nightfall, a touch of tranquility was added, when Kong Liang pushed open the dormitory door, the cold water basin buckled on the dormitory door came down with a waterfall-like cold water. ”

"Damn, which bastard is plotting against Lao Tzu, this trick is too damaging." Kong Liang secretly screamed bad luck while cursing the initiators of these pranks. As a member of the most "perverted" dormitory at Xijing University, such a scene has been repeated N times in the four years of college. In this regard, Kong Liang could only shake his head and look for a change of clothes on his own.

Xu Jun, who was holding a fly swatter, walked back and forth in front of him several times, shaking his head after each look. Kong Liang deliberately stayed away from him, this guy who was known as the husband of the exterminator was a super pervert, the last time he saw him use the swatter he had just killed to tickle...

The other two people in the dormitory looked intently at the flickering computer in front of them, Kong Liang leaned his head over, and asked flatteringly, "What are you looking at, so concentrated?" Pushing the old and the new again? ”

"Brother, *** where is your scenery." Wang Jian, who was fiddling with the mouse next to the main screen of the computer, replied coldly, which made Kong Liang even more inexplicable.

Qian Yi, who was better with Kong Liang, stood up and whispered in his ear: "You kid is really not interesting, even if you love at dusk, you also soaked in the courtyard flowers of the Academy of Letters, don't tell the brothers about such a big thing, this pot of water is drenched... You really deserve it. ”

"What? Yard flowers? And trumpet flowers, where is this? Kong Liang's head turned around, "Everyone, colleagues, am I still a standard department-level cadre, okay?" Don't be inexplicable, have you been chasing dramas and stupid people since you stopped attending classes recently? Look at me, look at me, I am from the earth, not from the stars. When he said this, he was somewhat indignant in his heart.

"Less nonsense, what about my aerial drone?" Wang Jian gritted his teeth a little and said.

"Okay, Wang Jian, isn't it just a big motorcycle aerial photography, a matter of a few thousand yuan, don't hurt your brother and your anger." Qian Yi stood up for Kong Liang and said, "I helped him out with this money." ”

"You don't care, it's not about money." Wang Jian's expression was a little strange, his drone had been modified by him, and there was a colorful banner that stretched several meters in it, and the four years of college were coming to an end, and he wanted to confess to his beloved goddess that this drone was all his income from being a tutor in the past few years, and the color banner inside was bought by Qian Yi's grandfather Mao. While hesitating to find a suitable opportunity, the girls' dormitory suddenly erupted in a thunderous applause... When Wang Jian looked out, his eyeballs almost didn't burst out, and the colorful banners he had carefully planned were completely open, like a signboard for a certain bath city to solicit customers, swaying in the wind...

The big words on it make people's blood flutter: "Yueying, please be my moonlight, I would like to be the shepherd boy of your life..." At that moment, the sky had already darkened, countless laser pointers and flashlights shone down, and the gap between the male and female dormitories below was like a super large stage, this stage was infinitely focused, and the focus was this damn Li Dai Tao stiff Kong Liang...

"I said why is the campus BBS so lively today, you mean they are all watching me? Oh my God, what a wrong, actually, I'm just looking for your aerial shots, these boring graduate dogs. Kong Liang was a little strange and a little speechless depressed, and then said: "Lao Tzu thought that he suddenly became handsome today, it turned out that this is the reason!" Don't worry, Wang Jian, what you have to do with Huang Yueying, our entire dormitory knows, how could I pry into your corner. ”

These words warmed up the cold field a little, and Wang Jian's face looked better, but he still asked a little suspiciously: "Kong Liang, you kid just stole my aerial photography to enrich your graduation commemorative book?" Are you interested in Huang Yueying at all? Are you sure? ”

"Although Huang Yueying is good, where can she compare to our brother's deep affection! What a person you can't figure out in your mind! Kong Liang spread his hands, very innocent.

Qian Yi let out a long breath, he knew in his heart that this Kong Liang still had a good impression of Huang Yueying. On the one hand, the two of them are the chairman and vice chairman of the campus poetry club, and the weekday communication is not small, and it can be regarded as a heart-to-heart relationship. Moreover, Huang Yueying made it clear in the women's dormitory: "If anyone comes to chase her, she needs to put a satellite." "This Kong Liang is a big satellite on the ground...

"Whatever, he's a senior, who's shooting at this time isn't a dead word, but it's just more tragic than whom." Thinking of this, Qian Yi couldn't hold back a smile, watching the two of them instantly release their suspicions, he was also a little happy, "Actually, just let it go, I'm the one who really likes Huang Yueying, thank you brothers for letting me go." ”

The fart on his side was not over yet, there was a sound of ticking high heels touching the ground at the door, and a slightly powdered woman with a good appearance walked in, as soon as she entered the door, she took off her black sunglasses and smashed at Qian Yi fiercely: "You are so interested in Yueying, what are you doing chasing the old lady?" ”

"Ugh." Qian Yi stood on the spot suddenly, his heart was in a groove, it was not so coincidental, Lao Tzu has been poor like this once in the past four years, God, do you want to be so effective. Here Xu Jing grabbed the door and left, Kong Liang hurriedly gave Qian Yi an elbow, "Stunned your sister, chase quickly, I can tell you, if you run away, you will never be able to chase back." ”

As he spoke, Kong Liang touched the part of the back of his head that was hit by the basin of water. Under this touch, he himself was also startled, Nima, his hands were full of blood, a plastic bucket, such a little high position, was it really hit in the G spot of the back of the head, shit, it was really unfavorable for the year, no wonder the fortune teller said that Aquarius walked the sun star this year.

I hate the sun...

Kong Liang muttered in his heart, and immediately felt a little dizzy, he sat down on the empty bed, and then said to Wang Jian: "Little, you go to have supper, I'm a little dizzy, so I won't go." ”

"Brother Pig, are you okay?" Wang Jian saw the blood in Kong Liang's hand, and he was also a little confused, his heart would not really smash the problem, today's water basin actually has some problems with the weight, he added some ice cubes to the cold water basin, this Kong Liang came back a little earlier than expected, and many ice cubes have not yet melted... Thereupon...

The initiator of this is still himself.

"508 is someone looking for it, it's a female classmate, pay attention!" The aunt downstairs shouted. It's close to 10 o'clock, this time point is more special, many boys have already gone into battle shirtless, vacuum performances, meet one or two who like to be cool, the whole dormitory is their celestial camp. So the aunt's reminder has no more than two meanings, one 508 hurry up and put on your clothes and prepare to pick up guests, and the other dormitories don't come out to be scary.

Wang Jian, who was already about to step out of the dormitory, flashed back when he heard the words, everyone is curious, there are girls? I'm still looking for my own dormitory. He wants to see who this "uninvited guest" is today!

The woman staggered all the way to him, and he fainted.

Oh my God, isn't this woman the Huang Yueying she has been thinking about for a long time? A purple dress outlines the bewitching figure, the dress is covered with a layer of pale light gauze, slightly revealing the white chest, it is really sexy, and the plump buttocks are wrapped in a roundness, which makes people infinitely reverie.

Wang Jian swallowed a mouthful of spit, looked back at Kong Liang, who was already slightly drunk when he closed his eyes, and praised his brother in his heart for being righteous enough.

At this moment, with a hint of anger on her beautiful face, Liu Ye's eyebrows were tightly wrinkled, she raised the aerial photography drone in her hand, and said to Wang Jian: "Say, this is the masterpiece of which person in your dormitory." ”

Wang Jian was stunned, and the beautiful sentences of confession that rippled in his heart instantly disappeared, and there was not even a shadow left.

He trembled a little, suddenly turned around, and pointed his finger over, and the direction of his finger was Kong Liang, who was asleep on the bed...

Huang Yueying nodded vigorously and said in a tactful voice: "Thank you, classmate Wang, if there is nothing to do, you can go." ”

"Okay." Wang Jian left the door of the dormitory with a sigh of relief, and after walking a few steps, he suddenly stopped, and turned around to look at the sign in the dormitory with wide eyes. No, this is my dormitory, what kind of plane does this goddess do, how can she let me go! I'm leaving, isn't she going to be alone with Brother Pig?

He just wanted to enter the dormitory to ask what was going on, but he heard a loud bang of "Peng", and the door of the dormitory was closed from the inside.

Qian Yi has caught up with his girlfriend, his explanation is quite sincere, it was originally a big-name girlfriend who asked him to swear allegiance and forgave him with a smile, the two of them walked to the door of the 508 dormitory, saw Wang Jian squatting at the door of the dormitory, and asked strangely: "Little cheap, what are you doing squatting like a bustard?" Is there a lady picking up customers inside? ”

Wang Jian showed a painful expression on his face, his actions were too underwhelming, I am afraid that this door of love has been closed to me, I don't know if it is a blessing or a curse for Kong Liang, when I think of Huang Yueying's extremely cold little face, I can't help but feel a heartbeat again...

"Don't play dead, hey, you get me up." Huang Yueying has always been the goddess of Xida, but that was when she didn't go crazy, and she was also super strong at this moment, and the three of them looked in through the dormitory window, and the goddess's slender hand was already spinning and twisting Kong Liang's big ears...

", the eleventh great torture of the Manchu Qing Dynasty." Qian Yi was snickering, his girlfriend next to him had already gotten up according to the map, Qian Yi desperately endured the severe pain, and insisted on not screaming.

One person, two brothers, being picked up at the same time, it's really rare...

This Huang Yueying is also amazingly powerful, and she actually pulled Kong Liang up with her ears. This Kong Liang also has the quality of an underground party member, and he actually didn't open his eyes, and he resolutely "pretended" to sleep...

When his whole body was suspended in the air, the three people peeping outside couldn't help but gasp. Wang Jian said with some guilt: Brother, I'm sorry, if the suffering is over, brother, please drink waist flower soup and make up for it. Immediately, he gave himself a slap in the face, what nonsense, what kind of waist flower, this kid didn't use that... Uh, isn't it something to eat? Yes, it should be pig ears, yes, pig ears...

"Oops..."There was a sudden scream from inside, Ma Yuanchao from the dormitory next door rushed over with his slippers, and when he saw the three people peeping at the door, he hurriedly lowered his waist, squatted down, lay on the ground, and asked obscenely: "Who, so fierce, it's not dark yet, so the overlord directly put on the bow, and it was hard... This voice is really crisp and pleasant. ”

"Please, sister." Wang Jian and Qian Yi stretched out a big hand and pressed his big face tightly, but Huang Yueying screamed because she found a large patch of blood on her tentacles, oh my God, what is going on...

"Damn, it's actually the flower of the Academy of Liberal Arts, your dormitory is really blessed, it's all so big... Uh, blessed. Ma Yuanchao was ostensibly talking about Huang Yueying, who was breaking holes inside, but in fact, he was foaming at the chest of Qian Yi's girlfriend Wei'an. Immediately, he was kicked out of the distance by Qian Yifei.

Just when Huang Yueying was at a loss, Kong Liang's eyes that had been confined suddenly opened, and I don't know how, this kid's originally restrained little eyes suddenly widened a lot, and he actually showed a fine light.

He moved his neck, and with a wrong hand, he hugged Huang Yueying in front of him into his arms, his face was full of light, and he shouted excitedly, "Yueying, you are here too." ”

"Yueying? Kong Liang, a slut, actually shouted such affection! Wang Jian gritted his teeth and said.

"The ice beauty of the Faculty of Arts returns to the earth in spring, what's wrong with being excited." Qian Yi also leaned over behind him and said for Kong Liang.

This doesn't matter, after a look, the eyes of the two of them immediately became sluggish, this Kong Liang is really amazing, the two of them have kissed in one place as if no one was around, this scene is so fucking exciting.

Wang Jian's complexion changed suddenly, but Qian Yi's heart blossomed, and his heart was bright, come on! You kid hasn't been a hitter for four years, and today is a blockbuster!

"Kong Liang, this... This one... Not good. Surprised by Kong Liang's bravery, Huang Yueying was also taken aback, and she finally pushed Kong Liang who was clinging to her away. But he was hugged by Kong Wu's powerful Kong Liang, and Kong Liang's voice was full of penetration: "What Kong Liang, a certain Zhuge Kong Ming, is your lover in the world... A kiss on you is a matter of course. ”

"Lovers of the world, it's just right, this is too old-fashioned and shameless." A few people outside fell to the ground when they heard this, but the two people inside kissed again unconsciously...