Chapter 54 I don't have a whip in my hand, and I'm always uncomfortable
This horsewhip, since it was obtained by Cheng Yuanzhi, has whipped many people, and it is gradually getting a little old, and it has to be replaced. Replace a new riding whip, so that you can swing it up to have a new experience.
The sound of whipping is not as loud as the sound of firecrackers, so how can you get the atmosphere of the New Year, there is no smoke and fireworks, there is no soul, and the whipping has no sense of art.
Gongsun Fan was excited, and quickly picked up Cheng Yuanzhi's whip, facing his left hand, his eyes were closed, and his hand was stretched far away, which was a whip, and the whip soaked in tung oil was extremely penetrating, and it instantly whipped Gongsun Fan's clothes.
Cheng Yuanzhi asked Gongsun Fan to whip his mouth, Gongsun Fan would never dare, he greeted his mouth as soon as he came up, and without three whips, Gongsun Fan also had to faint with a whip.
Anyway, it's all whipping, which whip is not whipping? Besides, Gongsun Fan came out, Cheng Yuanzhi just wanted an attitude, a real whip mouth, so how could he state his guilt and complaint?
Gongsun Fan smacked a breath of cold air, but he didn't dare to slack off, and complained loudly about himself, scolding:
"A certain Gongsun Fan is not a person, for the sake of his brother, he does not think of repaying and assisting the virtuous nephew, but he has a heart of disobedience, and he has done something demagoguery, and he deserves to be punished.
As soon as the words fell, Gongsun Fan changed places, whipped hard towards his thighs, snapped, and started the journey of self-abuse.
The reason why he didn't continue to whip his arm, but changed it to his thigh, was that his arm had just been whipped, and he was trembling in pain.
But the thighs are also meat, and after the whipping, it is like a half-cooked leg of lamb in an instant, cut open and heated evenly. Gongsun Fan is not a person who has not been whipped, following behind Gongsun Zhan, after a long time, it is inevitable that there will be punishments, but generally only one or two whips.
Now, with just two whips, or his own hands, Gongsun Fan feels that he is receiving capital punishment. In case the whipping is in the same place, there is a slight deviation, and a piece of meat is properly whipped out.
With each whip, Gongsun Fan's hands trembled, but he also kept saying:
"There is a mistake, not only did he not follow his brother into the grassland to kill thieves, but he also instigated his younger brother Sun Yue to seek the position of county guard, which is really disloyal."
"A certain is not filial, Bo Gui has a lot of help from his brother, but he has no intention of reciprocating, just bent on pleasing his sister-in-law and honoring his sister-in-law."
"A certain unkind, responsible for the procurement of the county guard's mansion, and often greedy for ink, failed to set a good example for Gongsun Xuxian's nephew."
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Gongsun Fan whipped his thighs and whipped his back, and the sins on his mouth also talked about the usual trivial matters from the ring.
As soon as he got through, Gongsun Fan was already incomplete, and Gongsun Fan had no choice but to whip the whip on his face, and after pumping his face, he finally reached his mouth.
But Gongsun Fan is still quite scheming, every time he pulls his mouth, he will secretly bite it, wanting to bite off the whip, or bite out a hole, so that the whip is thrown hard, and it is easy to break into two sections.
At the beginning, Cheng Yuanzhi listened to Gongsun Fan's personal gossip with relish, and later saw that Gongsun Fan actually whipped the horsewhip into his mouth, and every time he licked the horsewhip, the flesh and saliva were mixed with saliva, and in an instant, it was like a horsewhip had changed.
This whip is terrible.
Cheng Yuanzhi was nauseated for a while, he was afraid of Gongsun Fan, and he didn't dare to continue watching.
So, Cheng Yuanzhi put aside Gongsun Fan and turned his head to look at the only person standing in the ring with a smile, Liu Bei and Liu Xuande.
Liu Bei was taken aback, Cheng Yuanzhi's appearance was definitely ill-intentioned, so he had to restrain his smile, with a bitter face, waiting for Cheng Yuanzhi to make a difficulty.
Seeing Gongsun Fan and others in distress just now, Liu Bei was really lucky, and secretly exclaimed, but unexpectedly it was Liu Bei's turn, it was really a cycle of heaven, and retribution was unhappy.
Cheng Yuanzhi doesn't sell with Liu Bei anymore, but Liu Bei is also an old acquaintance, and he is still very slippery, it's not easy to fool, to be straightforward, but the effect is better, and said with a smile:
"Xuande, your performance is remarkable, very gratifying. This time you passed the assessment meeting, and the history of this assassin promised you, don't take it to heart, people, you have to look forward, you can't always stare at the past results. Be happy every day, don't think about official positions or anything like that, otherwise you will become unhappy. ”
"Of course, the rewards and punishments in this history are clear, and if there is merit, there will be rewards, and there will be great punishments. Although this assessment is not a merit, this assassin is commendable in your loyalty, dedication, and decision, and I want to reward you. Xuande look, the horsewhip in Gongsun Fan's hand is the invincible artifact of this thorn, and now it is rewarded to Xuande. ”
"This thorn history is reliable and has educated a lot of subordinates, and you have also received the power of this whip at the beginning, Xuande, you should be impressed. However, Xuande has this divine whip, so the newly bought whip on your waist will be given to Ben Thorn History. This person is a hard worker, he doesn't have a whip in his hand, he is always uncomfortable, his hands are itchy, and he wants to lift the hammer melon to teach people. ”
At Gongsun Fan's place, the spittle-stained horsewhip, Cheng Yuanzhi definitely didn't want it. It just so happened that Liu Bei replaced a brand-new horse whip, which was exchanged with Liu Bei, which was also a kind of affirmation and recognition for Liu Bei.
Hearing Cheng Yuanzhi ask for a whip, although it was newly bought, Liu Bei didn't dare not give it, so he had to take it out quickly, offer it with both hands, and hand it to Cheng Yuanzhi with a smile on his face.
Liu Bei was not afraid, but knew that the horse whip was more suitable for Cheng Yuanzhi, and he must not mention that pair of hammer melons again. Liu Bei, who has eaten a handful of hammered melons, is unforgettable to death, bittersweet and sour, and when he hammers down, all of them are hammered out.
"Thank you for the reward of the Assassin History, thank the Assassin for this opportunity, thank the Assassin for being able to fall in love with this whip, it is really the supreme glory of the whip world, the supreme glory......"
Liu Bei patted his ass endlessly, without the backbone of the Confucian literati just now, more like a street alley, nodding and hunching hawkers.
It's not like, Liu Bei was originally a hawker, a gold medal sales champion who sold straw sandals and mats. Lifting others, Liu Bei is handy, and he never feels awkward.
If you want to talk about change, there is. In the past, Liu Bei sold straw sandals and mats, but now he mainly wants to sell himself. Cheng Yuanzhi is Liu Bei's target customer, and he has drilled a little, but at present, there is an absolute power to decide whether Liu Bei is a dragon or a worm, whether he is alive or dead.
Don't look at Cheng Yuanzhi with a look of disgust for Liu Bei, but wait for it, reward the county guard of Zhuo County, it is not a matter of minutes, just a word.
Cheng Yuanzhi just wanted a new horsewhip, Liu Bei handed it over, but he didn't think that Liu Bei would chatter, it seemed that his mother-in-law was not very reluctant.