11. The devil is the devil
Before dawn, Zhou Youcai was woken up by Yan Zhi's orderly Wednesday, and when he came out with his clothes dressed, the soldiers were already waiting in line outside the camp.
Wednesday Xi handed Zhou Youcai the task that Yan Zhi wrote on the note, and asked him to take the soldiers to run five kilometers of cross-country, the first twenty soldiers who came back were rewarded with a piece of meat this morning, and the last twenty who ran back were punished for two hundred push-ups.
Zhou Youcai yawned: "What kind of devil training did I say, it's only five kilometers." As he spoke, he put the note in his pocket and said, "Brothers, Major Yan ordered us to cross the country for five kilometers, and the first twenty who came back first will have meat to eat, and the last twenty who come back will be punished with 200 push-ups." ”
Thirty minutes later, more than 100 soldiers, led by Zhou Youcai, finally appeared at the gate of the barracks.
This military camp exists independently, and Nalan loyally promised Yan Zhi that as long as he needs it, he can open his mouth.
There was a small table at the door of the barracks, Yan Zhi was sitting peeling a boiled egg, and when he saw the soldiers coming back, he didn't lift his eyelids.
The soldiers were beating drums in their hearts, and it was a bit bad to see Major Yan's posture.
Yan Zhi grimaced, secretly thinking, no wonder the Chinese army was defeated and retreated under the attack of the Japanese, with their training intensity and this kind of loose military discipline, it is strange that they can win.
"Zhou Youcai, how long did it take you to go cross-country for five kilometers? Are you guys going for a walk? If this had happened in wartime, it would have been enough for you to die a few times. Yan Zhi put the egg in his mouth and chewed it slowly, "I asked you to complete the five-kilometer cross-country in twenty-five minutes, and you took thirty-three minutes." ”
"Report sir, the time you gave me didn't indicate the time it would take to five kilometers." Zhou Youcai was very aggrieved, and it took 33 minutes to run a five-kilometer cross-country, which was already a good result, and his throat was almost hoarse in order to boost morale along the way.
Yan Zhi said coldly: "On the back of the note I gave you, it says twenty-five. ”
Zhou Youcai reached out and took out the note, and sure enough, on the back of the crumpled note, there was 25 written on the back of the crumpled note, which could almost be seen with a magnifying glass, and he almost spit out a mouthful of old blood and fell down, these two Arabic letters are too small.
This is definitely a trap, Zhou Youcai scolded Yan Zhi and gave a military salute: "Sir, it is indeed 25." ”
Yan Zhi was very satisfied with Zhou Youcai's answer, and nodded: "Hmm!" The children can be taught! ”
Wednesday hid her mouth and snickered.
"To complete a five-kilometer cross-country run in 25 minutes, it is estimated that not many people in the whole military region can do it."
"Five kilometers, twenty-five minutes? This achievement will definitely rank in the top 50 in the whole military region. ”
The soldiers muttered in a low voice, and each of them still had six pounds of sandbags on their legs, and they could run five kilometers of cross-country in thirty-three minutes, which was fast enough.
Wu Zhonghua wiped his sweat and was silent.
It took almost five minutes to finish eating an egg, Yan Zhi lit a cigarette, took a few puffs, and the smoke he spit out was not as gloomy as his face, and he released the coercion in the air, so that every soldier did not dare to breathe.
Half of the cigarette was smoked, and the soldiers didn't dare to move, Yan Zhi said slowly: "Some of you must say that with a six-pound sandbag tied to your legs, running five kilometers in thirty-three minutes is already a good result." Do you know how many minutes it takes for a Japanese soldier to cross the country for five kilometers? ”
The soldiers shook their heads, how would they know how the little devils were trained.
"The average Japanese soldier runs a five-kilometer cross-country run, which takes twenty-two minutes, and they carry a weight of 20 kilograms, and this is just their ordinary achievement. The best of them weighed 30 kilograms and ran a five-kilometer cross-country in just 20 minutes. ”
"I want to ask you, if in wartime, both the enemy and us are grabbing, and the same high ground is only five kilometers away from you, who do you say?"
All the soldiers were silent, they knew what the lagging side would pay in battle.
Yan Zhi shouted: "All of them! ”
"Smack!"
All the soldiers touched their heels and made a sign of the salute.
"In eight minutes, each person does 200 push-ups, and if you exceed eight minutes, add 100!" Yan Zhi said sharply.
"Yes!"
The soldiers lay down on their stomachs and did push-ups.
"Cheer me up one by one, don't be intimidated by 200 push-ups. The soldiers I brought out were going to the battlefield to kill the little devils in the future, not the ones sent by his mother to make snacks for the little devils. If anyone can't bear it, I'll be put in a fucking prison right away! This sentence has become Yan Zhi's killer weapon, as long as it is sacrificed, the soldiers are as if they have been beaten with chicken blood.
In eight minutes, all the soldiers completed 200 push-ups, and when they got up, they were panting like oxen.
"For more than two months, I will peel off the skin of each of you in several layers, I will make you wet at night like a dead dog and unable to move, and after two months, I will train you to be steel and iron."
"Didn't the little devil arrogantly say that he wanted to beat us two Chinese soldiers? In two months, I want each of you to be able to defeat the three little devils in a duel with them, so that you can experience the pleasure of slitting the little devil's neck and the pleasure of drinking the blood of the little devil. I want you to become devils in front of the little devils, only in this way can you have the opportunity to go home and honor your parents, can you love your children, let them grow up healthily in a safe environment, and have time to sleep with your own women, sleep as much as you want, sleep as many times as you want. ”
At this moment, Yan Zhi was like a demon, opening his teeth and dancing his claws, his mouth was constantly swearing, and he roared: "Wu Zhonghua! ”
"Sir!"
"You take them, now, immediately, immediately five kilometers off-road, within twenty-five minutes, even if you climb, you will fucking climb back for me."
Yan Zhi is a devil, the baby's fat face is completely replaced by a hideous face, waving his limbs, roaring and scolding viciously.
"Yes! Sir! ”
Wu Zhonghua looked ruthless and yelled at the soldiers, "The commander is right, only when we become devils in front of the little devils, can we have the ability to protect our parents and children, and can we protect our women from being spoiled by the little devils." ”
"Whew......"
Yan Zhi's perverted inspirational words had a miraculous effect, and the soldiers were all like wild wolves, full of ferocity, and ran with Wu Zhonghua.
Zhou Youcai didn't say a word, twisted his fat butt and followed, Yan Zhi's scolding, like an aphrodisiac, stirred up every soldier.
Yan Zhi didn't notice that his roar just now scared Nalan Huiyue, who deliberately came over quietly and hid behind the door, and he didn't dare to come out for a long time.
Yan Zhi sat down, drank a sip of water to moisten his throat, and was secretly proud of the play he directed. Today this is a must. He knew that the soldiers of the national army have always been casual, although they are not like in movies and television, they shrink their necks and pee their pants when they hear the sound of gunshots, but it is true that their combat strength is weak and their military discipline is lazy.
Of course, on the battlefield, everyone will shrink their necks when they hear the sound of gunshots, which is a natural reaction and human nature. Hearing the gunshots, those who rushed up to feed the bullets without shrinking their necks were either fools or had guns behind their buttocks.
In many cases, when the soldiers in front of them charge, there will be a supervision team with guns to deter them, and when the supervision team sees a soldier who is cowardly, pretending to be dead, or fleeing, they will immediately correct the law on the spot, and the soldiers who are punished will be listed as deserters and will be nailed to the frame of shame after death.
War is brutal, and pre-war mobilization meetings alone are not enough. Therefore, when charging, almost both sides will have an overseer behind to supervise the battle. The soldiers also understood that they still had a chance to survive when they rushed forward, and if they didn't do it, they wouldn't even have a chance to breathe.
Yan Zhi knew that he had scared his sister-in-law just now, so he made a cup of tea for Nalan Huiyue, who came out cautiously, with an apologetic face, and said, "Huiyue, let's talk about a brain teaser." ”
"Yes, yes!"
Although it was the first time that Nalan Huiyue had heard a brain teaser when she was so old, she was a girl with knowledge after all, and she immediately understood the meaning of this brain teaser.
Yan Zhi had a straight face: "Do you know what animals will keep saying "why"? ”
How did Nalan Huiyue know about this kind of trick played by modern people, and after thinking about it for a long time, she couldn't think of it, so she could only stare at her cute big eyes and say she didn't know, and then begged Baby Fat to say the answer.
"It's a pig!"
Yan Zhi couldn't help but laugh and said.
Nalan Hui Yuepi flashed with big innocent eyes, and couldn't figure out why the pig could speak, so he asked, "Why?" ”
"Poof!"
Yan Zhi finally couldn't help but laugh.
...... "Oh, you baby fat and smelly face dare to lie to me, see me go home and don't tell the second sister......" Nalan Huiyue laughed and made trouble, chasing Yan Zhi and kicking.
Yan Zhi secretly looked around, but fortunately there was no one. Facing Hui Yue, he had no choice but to grab Hui Yue's waving little fist and say in his brother's tone: "Don't make trouble, don't make trouble, I'll teach you to sing a good song." ”
Huiyue's eyes rolled: "Just teach me the song you sang that day, and I'll spare you, otherwise, I'll tell the second sister that you bullied me." ”
Yan Zhi sweated: "That song is not suitable for you, I'll teach you another one that sounds better, okay?" ”
Huiyue is not relenting, so she has to learn "who can fight in 20 years", which is too good to listen to and too domineering......
"Outside the long pavilion, by the ancient road, the grass is green, and the sky is ......"
As soon as she heard the first sentence sung by Yan Zhi, Nalan Huiyue stopped making noise, and her eyes were full of joy.