Chapter 266: Impeachment? So will I
Xie Shangshu. Yushi watched from the side, and Li Dongsheng didn't say much, so he stood next to him politely.
In the ice and snow, Li Dongsheng was waiting outside and was about to become a popsicle, he was not a foolish and loyal emperor of the ancients, and the whole family felt honored when he was so excited. He greeted all the Li Shimin family cordially in his heart, and if the idea was known to others, it was estimated that the Li family would disappear in Datang immediately. looked at the straight eunuch and the guards who stood there, and admired it from the bottom of my heart.
When Li Dongsheng felt that he had turned into an ice sculpture, a heavenly voice finally came from the gate of the palace: "Xuan Lantian is waiting for Li Dongsheng to enter the palace." ”
Frozen like a popsicle, he had to make a grateful look and salute: "Minister Lantian waits for Li Dongsheng to meet Your Majesty." "When I looked down, I looked at my feet, and it was okay, no snot was dripping on the floor.
Li Shimin said: "Don't be polite." ”
Li Dongsheng is in the main hall, everyone's eyes are on him, this guy is still impeached at home every day, he is really not in the rivers and lakes, and there is still my legend in the rivers and lakes.
Fang Xuanling coughed and said: "Lantian Hou, there is a royal history to impeach you for having a crop of several thousand catties per mu that is not dedicated to Your Majesty, but a private seed, with bad intentions, what do you say." ”
"Your Majesty, I want to know that it was the Imperial History who impeached me." Li Dongsheng did not answer, but told His Majesty about this topic.
"What? Do you still want to retaliate against me? My name is Wang Kun, and I am the one I impeached. "A fat man in his thirties jumped out. He couldn't be happy in his heart, and he made a name for himself in this hall, and I soon became the idol of the imperial historians. The power of the imperial history is said to be there, but it is not a fart if it is not, and the key depends on whether the leader attaches importance to it. But as long as he shows his face in front of His Majesty and the prime ministers, then promotion and promotion are not just around the corner.
"What am I retaliating against you? What qualifications do you have to deserve my revenge? Li Dongsheng said proudly: "Do you have my Jinshi ranking high?" Is there poetry better than I do? Or did you have any notable achievements when you were a local official? You're a bastard who only eats with your mouth. Li Dongsheng scolded, he was really disgusted, these guys are now the Tang Dynasty, not the Ming Dynasty, there are such people who rely on fame to eat. Growing your own food was also impeached, and there is no heavenly reason.
The hall was silent, and everyone was stunned by Li Dongsheng's foul words, and even the inspection of the imperial history forgot their duties. Since the beginning of the world, Li Dongsheng who dared to swear in this place was the first.
Wang Kun was dumbfounded, everyone is a civilized person, and he speaks subtly, although I impeach you, but this is my job, you have to understand me, how can you scold people.
Since Li Dongsheng has already started scolding, he will be punished for scolding one sentence anyway, and he will be punished for ten sentences, so he simply let go completely: "Listening to your name, I know that you have a relationship with the Taiyuan Wang family, don't you just want to be angry for Wang Jingzhi." I also have to find a better reason for impeachment, since ancient times I have never heard of myself growing crops at home being said to be ill-intentioned. You can also do imperial history at your level, but you really lose the face of this official position. Which article above the Tang Law shows that the family planting high-yield crops is ill-intentioned? Or is there something that is not dedicated to the emperor, it is ill-intentioned. Your Majesty is inspired to be the first emperor of the ages, and this is how you blocked him? Do you want to write such an event in the history books to ruin Your Majesty's reputation? You are a child of a family, I think you should not learn literature, but martial arts. You should find a teacher to teach you to practice swords, but according to your character, you must practice swords, and if you don't practice swords, practice cheaply! If you don't practice the golden sword, practice the silver sword! You don't deserve to give you a sword immortal, you don't do it if you give you a sword god, you don't have to cry and shout to be a sword man! ”
"Shhh From Li Shimin to the guards, they all gasped, this scolding didn't bring a dirty word, but the scolding dog blood sprayed was amazing.
Wang Kun's face was red as if he was about to drip blood, he couldn't imagine that a Tanhua would be like a shrew in the highest hall of the country in front of the emperor to scold the street, the ancients were officials who paid attention to face, if you lose face, then this official is embarrassed to continue, otherwise he will not be a gentleman and will be ridiculed by everyone. was scolded like this today, no matter how Li Dongsheng was handled, he couldn't stand this imperial history.
"You..." Wang Kun pointed at Li Dongsheng with his finger, stammering and unable to say a word, Yushi originally ate by mouth, but it was within the rules that everyone bit each other's words, found loopholes, and then killed each other. It's a pity that Li Dongsheng didn't play his cards according to the rules, and directly opened his mouth to scold, which made Wang Kun, who has always prided himself as a gentleman, lose his sense of proportion.
"What are you, you have lacked calcium since you were a child, you have lacked love when you grow up, grandma doesn't hurt, and uncle doesn't love. The left side of the face is under-pumped, and the right side of the face is under-kicked. The donkey sees the donkey kicking, and the pig sees the pig stepping on it. Born to belong to cucumbers, undershoot! The acquired walnut is underwhelming! Li Dongsheng saw that his face was red and bleeding, and he wanted to refute, of course, it was appropriate to chase after the poor man, and scolded him when the emperor and the ministers did not react: "Your father should not have given birth to you in the first place, and he couldn't buckle you by slapping you to the wall!" You look quite creative and live quite courageously, ugliness is not your intention, it is the Jade Emperor who is losing his temper. You always say that you are handsome, rich, rich, and you look like the front line, and your urine is bifurcated, so hurry up and get treated!"
"Poof!" Wang Kun really couldn't help it, he only felt dizzy, and then his mouth was hot, a mouthful of blood spurted out, and he passed out directly.
Li Dongsheng made an innocent look and pouted: "Everyone saw it, he fell to the ground by himself, and I am still far away from him!" ”
At this time, Fang Xuanling shouted: "Send it to the Tai Hospital." ”
The guards and the imperial historians hurriedly carried Wang Kun out, if he died in the main hall, it would be a big deal, and he would become the first person in history to be scolded to death during the court meeting.
"Li Dongsheng, you are rude in front of the king, and you have no king, please punish Your Majesty heavily!" A clever Yushi saw that his companion who got along day and night was scolded by the enemy Li Dongsheng until he vomited blood, and he felt the same way, and he didn't even call Li Dongsheng's title, but called him by his name.
"Please Your Majesty punish Lantian Hou heavily!" All the imperial histories knelt down.
To be honest, Li Shimin's original intention of letting Li Dongsheng come over today was to hear if he said that the thing that yielded thousands of catties per mu was true, and he also scoffed at the reason for the impeachment of Li Dongsheng by the imperial history.
Seeing that Li Shimin and the prime ministers were silent, Li Dongsheng said proudly: "I am here for the good of your Yushitai, like Wang Kun, who is not good at business and can't even do the essential work, of course I want to kick out of your team immediately!" Otherwise, the world will think that you are all the same! After speaking, he also arched his hand and said: "Your Majesty, Weichen also impeached Wang Kun for personal grievances and deliberately framed the ministers of the court!" ”
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