Chapter 504: A shameless confession
"What do you call this brother?" Wu Zheng asked.
The hand-holding of Jean Yi put his hand behind his back, stood up with his chest straightened out, and dragged it as if he was twenty-five or eighty-thousand, and said: "If you don't change your name, you don't change your surname, Leng Yuchun is also." ”
"Leng Yuchun?" Wu Zheng pondered for a moment, then shook his head and said, "It seems that there is no surname Leng among our imperial relatives of the Great Zhou Dynasty!" ”
"Although Leng is not a relative of the emperor, he was ...... Jinshi the year before last"
Without waiting for Leng Yuchun to finish speaking, Wu Zheng interrupted him and said, "Jinshi? I thought it was something! A special Jinshi has such a big breath, Lao Tzu is really eye-opening today. ”
After Wu Zheng left without looking back, worrying with this kind of straw bag would only pull out his IQ!
"The surname Wu is to stop me, what did you mean by this just now?"
Wu Zheng heard the shouting from behind, but saw the two soldiers of Zuo Xiaowei standing guard in front of him snickering there, so he rushed up and kicked the two of them on the ass angrily, and said angrily: "Laugh a lot!" Laugh, people insult your general so much, you two second-class people are still laughing here, how can I, Zuo Xiaowei, have you two cowards. ”
The two guys who were rolling on the ground rubbed their buttocks, and suddenly their faces changed: "Death to those who insult my generals!" ”
Looking at the other one, he reacted instantly, and said angrily: "If you dare to scold my general, you will scold my ancestors." ”
Wu Zheng said angrily: "What kind of light is a fart?" ”
Hearing Wu Zheng's words, he jumped up from the ground at once, and just wanted to run over and beat him Leng Yuchun, but he turned around and muttered in his heart: "The general's family is the master of Jinshi, is it really okay for us to beat him?" ”
"Look at you bear-like, what does it matter if you can't die? Even if it has a relationship, Lao Tzu will bear it for you. ”
"Understood!"
After finishing these two second goods, they really rushed out, grabbed Leng Yuchun's collar and pressed it to the ground is a beating, and then there was a shouting and scolding behind him, as well as Pei Jing's exclamations of the old man, and in a blink of an eye, Zuo Xiaowei's gate became a pot of porridge.
Hearing the movement, the faceless didn't know that it came out of the inside, but he saw his own general with a leisurely appearance, and then looked at the scene of the painful flesh and blood flying outside the door, and couldn't help but be curious: "The general is ...... this"
Wu Zheng glanced at the faceless but puzzled: "Who are you?" It's very raw! ”
Shameless smiled: "Shameless! General, you won't forget about it so quickly! ”
"Shameless! Why did you change your appearance again? I didn't even recognize it. ”
Wuyan said with a bitter face: "Isn't this changed according to the appearance of the general?" ”
"Farewell?" As soon as he thought of this confession, Wu Zheng couldn't help but roll his eyes, because this matter was done by He Lao Wu's guy, these two guys must be communiqué personal vendettas, and they actually wrote a guy in his fifties as a young man in his twenties.
Wuyan said: "That's right! Tell me, General Cheng is not Ben, and now he is the battalion commander of the Zuo Xiaowei reconnaissance battalion, but the general I have it, but the battalion commander is there, but the soldiers in the battalion are ...... General, didn't you have five or six hundred people in one battalion? Why haven't you seen any of them now? ”
Wu Zheng patted his faceless shoulder and said earnestly: "Don't worry, are you afraid that there will be no soldiers if you have a battalion commander?" When General Ben comes back this time, he is preparing to recruit troops, and you can pick and choose when the time comes. ”
Yan said suspiciously: "Recruitment? General, haven't our soldiers in the Great Zhou always been recruited? Our Zuo Xiaowei is short of soldiers, so let's go directly to Zhichong Mansion, why do we still recruit soldiers? ”
"Old nothing! It seems that there is one thing you haven't figured out yet, those of yours are all old calendars. Today's government soldiers can't even eat, and even if they are recruited, they are a group of displaced people. If our Zuo Xiao guards are strong and strong, recruiting some displaced people can be regarded as relieving some burdens on the local government.
But since His Majesty asked for it from the right minister, you don't know what it looks like. The dead are scattered, and even our hundreds of rao soldiers have to be paid by His Majesty himself.
If you really want to go and recruit a group of homeless people to come in, the right minister will be stuck there! Do you think His Majesty will be relieved to use this kind of soldier? Besides, even if Your Majesty is relieved, what good person can the right minister give us? When we train them and form combat effectiveness, we don't know what year or month it will be.
But our Zuo Xiaowei is in ruins, and it is the use of people to go to the Chong Mansion to ask for soldiers, isn't that uncomfortable for yourself? ”
After listening to Wu Zheng's words, Wuyan couldn't help but nod and said: "The general's is just this recruitment...... With all due respect, I'm afraid this thing is not easy to do! As the saying goes, iron is not nailed, and a good man is not a soldier. Those who have entered the military have all made a register in the Zhichong Mansion, and who wants to drill into this bitter kiln without this? ”
"The people of the Great Zhou Dynasty look down on soldiers so much?"
Wuyan pointed to the outside of the camp gate and said with a smile: "You can't afford it, haven't you already seen the generals just now?" ”
Wu Zheng also glanced back, could it really be that he was wrong? Zuo Xiaowei finally won such a battle, is such an advertisement done in vain?
Wu Zheng looked at Wuyan again, and his mood suddenly became a little bad, because he now felt that what this guy just said seemed to be true, and if it was true, it would be terrible.
"General?"
"What do you see? By the way, you're still called Wuyan? Isn't this full of food? Lao Tzu finally hid you in the barracks, and as soon as your name came out, Ma Xi, that old guy, didn't he slaughter you immediately? ”
Shameless said: "General, you don't know, in fact, what you wrote on your subordinates' notice is Yi Changchun, so your subordinates should be called Yi Changchun now, have you forgotten, general?" ”
"Yi Changchun?" Wu Zheng couldn't help but be stunned, how could the two guys Lao Wu and Shen Sandao get such a decent name? If there is, then the girl born to Shen Sandao last year will not be named Shen Sidao by him.
Wu Zheng looked at Yi Changchun and said with a smile: "You changed this name yourself!" Or maybe that's your real name! ”
Yi Changchun's face couldn't help but smile, because Wu Zheng was right, his real name was Yi Changchun, but this name has never been called since he was sold by Yazi when he was eight years old.
The name Wuyan was given to him by the Deng family, this name is more than 30 years, and others may not remember it for a long time, but Yi Changchun never dared to forget it, because this name was given by his father.
Now that he has the opportunity to use this name again, he will naturally not let it go. So he changed the original Niu Erlang to Yi Changchun.
But this unauthorized change is not a thing! If caught, it's a capital offense.
Wu Zheng smiled and said: "Okay, change it!" As long as you change your body, don't ask those guys in the military department to see the flaws. It doesn't matter if you see through it, I'll write you another copy if it's a big deal. If you become my soldier, you are my people, and if anyone dares to arrest someone, you will not be able to get along with me. ”
Hearing Wu Zheng's words, Yi Changchun breathed a sigh of relief, and hurriedly smiled: "Don't worry, the general's revised official document has no flaws, and even the general himself will think that he wrote it wrong." ”
"Really? Do you still have what it takes? Okay, I'll leave the tampering of official documents to you in the future. ”
"It's not good for the general to do this! This is a crime of murder! ”
"Why can't it be that what you just said is all bragging? You don't have that book at all? ”
Yi Changchun hurriedly shook his head: "That's not it, in addition to the skill of disguise, the subordinates are also a must in imitating other people's handwriting and forging big seals." ”
"That's it. Okay, you go and see those guys, you can't let our brothers suffer, you dare to bully Lao Tzu, no matter what kind of jinshi master he is, he will beat Lao Tzu to death...... By the way, forget about the old man. ”
"The old man is not a good thing, General."
"I know, but people are getting old after all! If you can put a yard, you can put a yard, which can be regarded as carrying forward the traditional virtues of our ancestors. ”
"The Great General is Benevolent ......"
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