Chapter 114: Words Like Knives
An axe shook Liu Badao back, and seeing his footsteps staggering a little, Cheng Biting Jin laughed, "How is it?" Isn't the wine that only the Lingnan Song family sells delicious? Look at you stupidly, you seem to have drunk a lot! ”
"How would you know!" Liu Badao asked in disbelief.
"Haha, how could grandpa not know? The wine you drank was bought by your grandfather from the Song family at a great price, and then he deliberately let you grab it. What do you think? Grandpa has done his duty to you, right? When you are dying, let you eat and drink well, so as not to be a starving ghost! Grandpa's kindness, you are not grateful and grateful, but you dare to do it with grandpa! How unreasonable! ”
Looking at the ashen Liu Badao, Cheng Biting Jin was triumphant. As early as after figuring out the rules of action of his uncle's army, in order to be able to destroy Liu Badao and his uncle's army more easily, and reduce his own losses, he came up with this good idea.
The old people often say that 'wine is a poison that pierces the intestines, and the color is a steel knife that scrapes the bones', drinking has always been a mistake, not to mention that the uncle army led by Liu Badao is just a group of outlaws who have no tomorrow today, and they drink wine in a big bowl every day and eat meat in a big gulp, for fear that they will not be able to eat it if they die one day.
These idiots don't want to think about it, this Douzihang neighborhood has long been robbed by them, where can anyone afford to buy so much wine, fortunately, they don't die in the places they often haunt.
It has not been a day or two since his uncle's army occupied Douzihang, and under their long-term obscenity, even every monkey in the mountains has rushed to tell each other, never setting foot in the sphere of influence of the uncle's army, let alone the businessmen who have traveled south and north. Like these idiots with no brains, if Grandpa doesn't cheat him, hey, I'm really sorry for their stupid face.
Listening to the death-defying screams of the disciples around him, Liu Badao's eyes were as red as blood, greedy for small and cheap and suffered big losses, when the subordinates who went down the mountain to loot brought back that large amount of wine, smelling the intoxicating fragrance, he only praised the subordinates who led the team, but ignored the dangers and doubts.
The wine of the Song family in Lingnan is famous all over the world, and a group of disciples have long looked at the wine jar and salivated, so he waved his hand and ordered a celebration banquet in the cottage. As a result, when most of the people were drinking and staggering, they were killed by these terrible Hades and went up the mountain.
What made Liu Badao feel a little relieved was that there were more than 60,000 people stationed in his Douzihang all the time. Although there was a lot of wine snatched back today, it did not reach the point where it could supply 60,000 people to drink heartily. Therefore, according to the old rules, except for the group of people who grabbed the wine, only some small leaders in the cottage and his own soldiers were eligible to participate in the celebration banquet.
When all is counted, there are only a few hundred drunk people at most. Although it is said that at the beginning of the surprise attack by the enemy, a large number of people did the soul of the knife, but most of the people in the cottage are stationed in the back mountain, as long as they lead the people and horses to hold on for a while, a large number of people and horses in the back mountain can come, and then they can break this hateful Cheng Jin into pieces.
Thinking of this, Liu Badao's spirit perked up, and he waved his weapon and pounced towards Cheng Yanjin, "Do you think you will win with a little carving insect skill?" It's ridiculous! Lao Tzu has more than 100,000 men and horses, even if you can get drunk with 10,000, the remaining 90,000 horses are enough to destroy you! What's more, how many people can get drunk with just that little wine? ”
Shaking Liu Badao away with another axe, Cheng Yanjin did not take advantage of the victory to pursue, but stood in place and shook his head at Liu Badao again and again, "Wrong, wrong!" Don't be as stupid as you think! Although there was no poison that penetrated the intestines in the wine, Grandpa also added some ingredients to it. I heard that you are also a booze, so you can think about it carefully, how many bowls of wine did you drink before you got drunk? ”
Seeing that Liu Badao's face suddenly changed drastically, Cheng Biting Jin laughed proudly, "That's right, after drinking the wine that grandpa added, I got drunk faster and more thoroughly." Although the amount of fine wine is not much, you can't get all the people in your cottage drunk, but as long as you have drunk that wine, don't want to give grandpa a safe stand. According to Grandpa's estimates, there are at least a thousand fools who drank that fine wine tonight, right? ”
To Cheng Yanjin's surprise, Liu Badao did not kill him in annoyance, but stood on the spot and said coldly, "So what? With your business in the past few years, how many people can you gather? When a large number of my men and horses arrive from the back mountain, you won't be able to leave if you want to! ”
This sentence seems to be a threat, but it is actually a reminder, Liu Badao is really a little reluctant, because as long as a large number of people and horses from the mountain behind him arrive, it will be a matter of fingers to bite the gold and break the corpse into thousands of pieces. But after this fight, he also clearly knew that although he had practiced the internal strength method sent by Li Valve, he was still not Cheng Yanjin's opponent. The reason why he has been able to live until now is that Cheng Yanjin is clearly playing with him.
If he can't let this Cheng Jin quickly retreat, then even if the people and horses in the back mountains can come and surround this Cheng Jin, but before that, I am afraid that he will be beaten to death by this Cheng Jin. For the sake of his own life, he had no choice but to say that sentence, which meant that he hoped that Cheng Yanjin would be able to retreat in a hurry without taking his life when his life was about to be threatened. And after he gathered most of the people, he chased and killed the past, and broke Cheng Jin's body into thousands of pieces.
However, what Liu Badao didn't expect was that his such an explicit reminder was exchanged for Cheng Biting Jin's laughter, seeing Cheng Biting Jin laughing so exaggeratedly, tears were about to flow out, Liu Badao asked coldly, "What are you laughing at?" ”
Cheng Yanjin immediately stopped laughing, stood up straight, and said to Liu Badao, "Grandpa is so big, I haven't seen anyone more stupid than you!" Please, you're also raised by your parents, please don't act like such an idiot, okay? Watch out for your dead daddy crawling out of the grave in anger!
Do you think your head is full of? You don't think about it, if you don't have great certainty, grandpa would have chopped you to death with an axe, where would you be here to deal with you? If your ears aren't deaf, why don't you listen carefully, the battle in the back mountains is even fiercer than here! You idiot, you still expect others to come to the rescue, hmph, those guys are too busy to take care of themselves, where is the kung fu to take care of you! ”
Liu Badao had just pricked up his ears, and the deafening shouts of killing from the back mountains immediately came into his mind. According to his previous combat experience, Liu Badao immediately knew that only tens of thousands of horses and horses could make such a loud noise when they were fighting each other, but the problem was also here.
Not to mention that the time for the rise of this trip to bite the gold is extremely short, and it is impossible to recruit so many people. Even if he was lucky enough to recruit tens of thousands of horses, he shouldn't have been able to get this bean sail.
The space here is limited, and there is no room for so many men and horses, otherwise the more than 100,000 men and horses under his command would have been stationed here a long time ago. But the sound from the back mountain is real, this is the mountain, not the valley, the earth-shattering sound can't be fake.
There are at least nearly 50,000 men and horses in the back mountain, which can be on par with so many people, which means that the enemy in the back mountain is at least about 40,000 people. The problem is that the big fart in the back mountain can't accommodate more than 90,000 people at all, and the extra people and horses have long been squeezed into the sea next to the back mountain, how can there be a place for so many people to fight each other!
At that moment, Liu Badao was a little shocked, and then asked Cheng Yanjin in a trembling voice, "What did you do?" ”
Cheng Yanjin shook his head, the idiot in front of him is really a good listener, he has done so many proud things himself, and he also needs to let the idiot in front of him know, lest this idiot die and still be a fool.
Looking at the horrified look on Liu Badao's face who was standing in place, Cheng bit his head and raised his head, "Hehe, don't be so afraid, grandpa's men and horses are less than 20,000 people in total, and now there are more than 10,000 people attacking your front mountain, so if you stay in the back mountain, at most there are 5,000 people!" ”
"Nonsense, how can only 5,000 men and horses stop my more than 50,000 people, and still fight so fiercely?" Liu Badao didn't believe it, even if the more than 5,000 people were first-class masters who had stepped into the martial arts, it would be impossible to create such a huge momentum.
Cheng Yanjin laughed: "This is grandpa's cleverness!" To tell you the truth, the fierce battle in the back mountain, in fact, your men and horses are fighting each other, and it has nothing to do with grandpa, grandpa's 5,000 centaurs are just 5,000 ordinary people, do you think they are 5,000 immortals? ”
"Nonsense! How can my men and horses fight each other? Could it be that you have used some magic tricks? ”
Listening to Liu Badao's desperate roar, Cheng Biting Jin waved his hand again and again, "Don't think of grandpa as imbecile as you!" Besides, grandpa doesn't know any magic magic? Otherwise, I would have killed you bastard a long time ago, where would I have allowed you to live until now!
The reason why your centaurs are fighting each other is very simple, didn't you receive another batch of centaurs a few days ago? To tell you the truth, most of the centaurs in there are grandpa's men! Grandpa let them in so they could make a mess tonight.
Do you think, the companions of the original group of people suddenly slashed at them with a knife, and there were a few people who could dodge! What's more, there are still 5,000 weapons cut at the same time. It's the middle of the night again, and I can't see it very clearly.
In this chaotic situation, where it is difficult to distinguish between friend and foe, the only way out if you want to survive is to strike first. So, most of the people who are happily killing in the back mountains are your men! ”
Cheng bit King Kong and finished speaking, and saw Liu Badao on the opposite side with a mouthful, and spit out a mouthful of blood from his mouth with a pop. I saw him raise his right hand, point at Cheng Yanjin and intermittently say, "You, you," before he finished speaking, another mouthful of blood spurted out.
Cheng Yanjin shook his head again and again, "Look, what quality, you can't withstand such a blow, you are still the master of a village!" What a shame! Looking at your situation, it's uncomfortable to live, grandpa can do it and free you! ”
Hacking the angry Liu Badao to death with an axe, Cheng Yanjin turned around and asked Zhang Liang who walked to the side, "Put away your hellish expression, it's this idiot's psychological quality, and it's not Lao Tzu's vicious mouth, if you dare to chirp there crookedly, talk nonsense everywhere, be careful that Lao Tzu rewards you with an axe!" ”
Seeing Zhang Liang's somewhat submissive nod, Cheng Yanjin immediately asked, "You didn't kill people, but you came to find Lao Tzu, but what's the matter?" ”
"Returning to the leader, the enemy in the front mountain has been almost killed, do you think we are going to the back mountain?"
"***, you bastard will die if you kill less! Lao Tzu said that you bastard, why did you have time to run over, it turned out that you were thinking about the people who went to the back mountain! Be careful that you will suffer retribution in the future, and you will be beaten to the eighteenth layer of hell, so that Lord Yama will put you in the oil pot!
Send a signal for our people to quietly withdraw and remove all the valuable things in this front mountain. As for the group of idiots in the back mountain, let them kill each other, idiots who can't even figure out their own situation are a waste of food to live! You lead the men and horses to block the road between the front and back mountains, and don't let the bastards rush over the back mountains! When it's dawn, let's clean up the mess in the past! ”