Lin Erzhuang's two brothers secretly looked at the place where Cao Yan was hiding, and they also had a little bottom in their hearts, knowing how far they needed to escape, and they also didn't remind those friends who didn't run far.

Lin Erzhuang firmly inserted the big firecracker in the center of the cow and turned it around to make it fit more closely.

"Brother, who lit the fire?" Lin Erzhuang asked, his younger brother was a little unbright, so he couldn't help but be careless.

"You plugged it in, I must have lit it." Lin Sanzhuang is not ambiguous about this matter, and he will never let himself suffer.

"Okay, wait for a little fire, you have to remember how far to run, understand?" Lin Erzhuang instructed.

"Understood! Don't think I'm stupid! Lin Sanzhuang looked in Cao Yan's direction and said that he understood.

Lin Erzhuang nodded silently, although his younger brother was not smart, he was not stupid at all when he followed Cao Yan, he hurriedly took a few steps back and watched.

Lin Erzhuang took the incense and stretched out the lead of the firecracker.

"Shhh The lead makes a burning sound.

Ignite at first sight.

The two brothers didn't look back, like wild dogs on the loose, and when the people around them were stunned, they ran to the back of Cao Yan's cat, and then squatted and looked at those who didn't run.

"Bang!" There was a loud bang.

Cow is scattered like a fairy scattering flowers, overwhelmingly scattering around.

Then, there was a crackling sound.

After that, there was silence.

Then I heard a low cry.

Cao Yan, who came over, looked at the children with a touch of cow feces on their faces, and muttered: "This is a bit miserable!" Especially Lin Xiaopang, who opened his mouth in fright and shouted, and flew a ball of things that I don't know if it was mud or cow, and when it came to his mouth, he was still spitting out wildly.

Seeing that they were all red-eyed, they looked at themselves pitifully.

Cao Yan is also a little helpless, of course, this is also his own pot,

Of course, if they cry, they will definitely be coaxed.

Look at the n't duets that go on one after another.

Cao Yan could only sacrifice himself.

"Let's give you all the firecrackers in this basket! Don't cry, but now you know the power, right? This thing is not allowed to blow up people, it is not allowed to put it in your hand, it will blow up your hand and run away when you light the fire, do you know that you must pay attention to safety? Cao Yan instructed.

At this time, the children burst into tears and smiled, nodding their heads, "Got it!" ”

happily divided the bamboo basket of firecrackers that Lin Ruyi took.

After seeing that the children were gone, Cao Yan was also full of expectations for the fried fish, the power of this artillery battle was very high!

……

With a long fishing rod and a large firecracker basket in hand, Cao Yan came to the river.

This time, the two of them didn't bring the little white tiger, it was a little too aggressive about the explosion, maybe a little scared, and the cannon just now made it a little uneasy, impatient and anxious.

Cao Yan called Ruyi and tied it to the house.

The two came to a place where the current was gentle and the water was deep enough.

Look at the fish swimming leisurely under the clear river.

Cao Yan lit several cannons in a row with incense and threw them into the river.

"Boom!" "Boom!" "Boom!" …… A few muffled sounds.

As bubbles bubbled up at the bottom of the river, several large fish also surfaced.

"Haha, good luck." Cao Yan hurriedly took the fishing rod to fish.

After a lot of manipulation, he finally caught all the fish, which made him a little nostalgic for those little minions under his hands.

But at the same time, Cao Yan once again held a cannon, looking at the river, thinking about where to throw it.

Suddenly, I heard a loud "bang" sound from behind me.

Cao Yan, who was frightened, almost threw all the incense and artillery in his hand into the river.

"Hold the grass!" Cao Yan turned his head to look at the collapsed public place not far away, and couldn't help but curse.

"Who the hell did this?" It turns out that ancient and modern, bear children are virtuous in this matter! That is, there is no ambiguity in blowing up the toilet.

"Ruyi, go over and have a look." Cao Yan said to Lin Ruyi behind him.

"Hmm!" Just when Lin Ruyi was about to go over.

Suddenly, he saw several figures and hurriedly ran towards him.

It is the two brothers of the Lin family and Lin Heizi, Lin Xiaoyang and others.

"Big brother-in-law, help!" Before anyone arrives, the sound comes first.

Yes, there is no need to guess, the collapse of this pit must have been done by these goods.

Cao Yan's face darkened, waiting for a few people to approach, "Wait, you go there and dig a pit for me." He pointed to a place near the river.

The toilet that was poured out was the first to be built when everyone first moved in, and the construction was very simple, Cao Yan had plans to build a batch of clean and hygienic modern toilets after the New Year.

Now it's down, it's down, and there's nothing to regret about yourself.

But this Chinese New Year's Eve blew up the toilet, these children are really a talent!

"No problem," several people were all relieved when they saw that Cao Yan just asked them to dig a pit and did not ask about the collapse of the toilet.

Looking at the incense and firecrackers in Cao Yan's hand, everyone did not walk away, but someone took a fishing rod, someone helped Cao Yan fill a big bucket with water, and a few went to the dock not far away to set up a small boat to help Cao Yan catch fish.

I saw that they became so diligent and considerate all of a sudden.

Cao Yan feels that the painting style is a little wrong?

"Why are you done with your artillery fight?" Cao Yan asked suspiciously, if they finished releasing it, Cao Yan was ready to let Lin Ruyi give them some, Lin Ruyi didn't dare to set off firecrackers, and he couldn't put them all by himself.

"And a few more." A few people smiled embarrassedly.

"Then what are you doing here?" Cao Yan scolded.

"We don't have anything else to do anyway, staying here, aren't we going to help your eldest brother-in-law!" The children's eyes rolled and they replied.

Cao Yan took a closer look again, these bear children who are very obedient and honest always feel a little strange?

But he didn't think much about it, since they liked to stay, it saved his own business, and the fishing business was just left to them.

……

This is obviously much faster than the previous one.

There are more people who set off firecrackers, and there are more people who fish fishing, Lin Ruyi is a little afraid of this thing, and when he saw Cao Yan with a group of children, he went back alone to continue to walk the little tiger.

They fried several baskets of fish in one morning.

Let the children carry the fried baskets of fish, Cao Yan took them back happily to the big canteen in Linjiazhuang.

This canteen is the largest canteen in the entire Zhuangzi, and it can accommodate up to 10,000 people to eat here at the same time, after all, Cao Yan invited 10,000 or 20,000 workers, and there are so many children, it is really inconvenient for everyone to eat if they don't make a bigger canteen.

These fish meats are what he is going to make fish meatballs tonight to brush the hot pot.

As soon as he walked into the door, Cao Yan found several people with bruises on their faces and abrasions on their hands guarding the door of the cafeteria.

It's Lin Dazhuang, Lin Heizi and others.

When a few people saw Cao Yan coming back with those children, they were stunned at first.

Then they came around.

"Say, did you throw the artillery battle in that thatched pit in the north last morning?" Lin Dahei stared at the eyes of several children with a fierce look and asked.

"What? Dad (Uncle Hei): What did you say? Several children looked at Lin Dahei with innocent expressions, and then said: "We have been frying fish by the river with our eldest brother-in-law!" They pointed to the fish that had been brought back.

A few adults looked at the baskets of fish, and looked at Cao Yan, who was a little quick to laugh on the side, and wondered: "It's really not you??? ”

"Not really!"

"Auntie, do you know who blew up the thatched house?" Lin Lao Liu asked.

This artillery battle is only Cao Yan alone, although later, after the cow cannon, let him distribute the artillery battle to those children, but referring to the situation that these children like to find someone to help when they get into trouble, Cao Yan must know.

Cao Yan now knows what happened just now, no wonder those children have been honest all morning.

But although he was already rolling with laughter in his heart, he still had an unaware and confused expression on his face.

"I don't know! I'm going to the river to fry fish," Cao Yan followed the children, pointing to the fish that had been carried back, "By the way, what did you send or what?" ”

Lin Lao Liu was a little embarrassed to answer, and looked back at Lin Dazhuang and the others, probably asking a few people if they wanted to say it.

Who knows how many of them haven't had time to speak.

There was a scolding voice from behind him, Lin Yiniang: "The eldest aunt asked you, what is there to talk about?" ”

"Oh, I know," Lin Lao Liu was as afraid of his wife as ever, and quickly explained to Cao Yan.

It turned out that several of them went to the pit to squat together.

Who knows just squatting out a little feeling.

Suddenly, one after another cannon battles rang out.

With the feces and urine in the cesspool, they flew out of the pit under them and splashed their.

They didn't have any pants to pick up, and they hurriedly wanted to run.

But when the pants were stuck in the legs, they all hit the plank in front of the pit.

As I said earlier, this is something that was built before, sacrificing quality for speed.

was pushed by a few people, and the pit fell.

They were all crushed under the pit and covered in feces and urine.

With a stench and a bout of nausea, they washed in the bathhouse for more than an hour before they were cleaned.

As you can imagine, the more you wash the fire, the bigger the gas! The bigger the anger, the more they wanted to find the culprit and beat them, so as soon as they discussed, they came to the door to guard, ready to catch those who set off the cannons, not to mention fighting to the death, at least let them take off a layer of skin!

Cao Yan laughed very happily after hearing this, but he did not have the habit of betraying his comrades: "I don't know, let's go!" With the children behind him, he hurriedly walked into the cafeteria and prepared to eat lunch.

……

saw Cao Yan leading people away.

"You say, could it be those bastards behind the eldest aunt?" Lin Dahei, still so alert, looked at the backs of the children behind Cao Yan who had a little bad face just now, and said in a low voice.

"I look like it, when the sixth asked just now, those melon peels obviously had wrong expressions." Lin Datu nodded.

"Wait a minute, when they are separated from the eldest aunt at noon, we will arrest them and torture them!" Lin Dazhuang looked at the two brothers, gritted his teeth and said, as soon as they said that he felt more and more similar.

……

……

Several children, holding bowls, sat next to Cao Yan: "Brother-in-law, I guess my father knows about it, do you think we should take the initiative to admit it?" ”

"yes, take the initiative to admit it, it should be fine, right? Didn't the eldest brother-in-law tell a story about a child who cut down his own fruit tree, but he took the initiative to admit that his father not only did not beat him, but also praised him for being honest. ”

"That's right!" When the other children heard this, they quickly nodded in agreement.

"!" Cao Yan retorted disdainfully, "That's the story I didn't say." ”

"Big brother-in-law! Is there a follow-up to this story? ”

"Nonsense!"

"And what's next?"

"The follow-up is, a child also cut down the fruit tree at home, but he took the initiative to admit his mistake, but he was beaten well, and his buttocks were swollen, so he asked his father why other children took the initiative to admit their mistakes and were not punished, but he took the initiative to admit his mistakes but was beaten so badly!"

"Yes! Why? "The children didn't know that there was such a loop in this story, and they were a little confused.

"It's easy! Because the father of the child before is not on the fruit tree, and the father of the child behind him is on the fruit tree! ”

"Ahh - "Everybody understands.

This forgiveness is also conditional, and it can only be done if you are not unlucky.

They secretly looked in the direction of their father again, looked at the scars on their faces, and then thought about the picture of them covered in, and finally glanced at their gritted teeth, estimating that if they took the initiative to surrender, it should be the fate of the child in the back, and they had no choice but to run!

It made them feel like crying.

"Then brother-in-law, what now?" They also know that they are fine now that they are with Cao Yan, if they are separated from Cao Yan later, it is estimated that it will not be a matter of whether they can eat well in the New Year, but whether they will be beaten to death.

"You don't know how to use your brains! It's something that can be solved very simply, why do you want it to be so complicated! Cao Yan took a bite of the crispy bones with salt and pepper, and the bite was crispy.

Seeing Cao Yan's crispy expression, Lin Sanzhuang's eyes lit up: "I know, the eldest brother-in-law wants us to fight with them, just like biting this hard bone, we must have the courage to move forward." ”

"Ahem! Cough! Cao Yan was speechless for a long time by these words, and finally patted his chest before straightening out his qi.

This bear child was not killed, it is really not easy to live to this age! Cao Yan looked at Lin Sanzhuang and sighed in his heart.

But these children were obviously inspired by Lin Sanzhuang's tone, so they all looked at Cao Yan with passionate eyes, wanting to ask him if this was the case.

Cao Yan sighed, not that he was afraid that they would be killed, he really didn't want to pay attention to them.

"Tell me, even if you try hard, can you beat your father?" Cao Yan looked at this group of melon babies and asked.

"It's a bit difficult, but if we two brothers go up, there's still some hope." Lin Sanzhuang was very proud that they had two brothers, so their combat effectiveness was doubled.

"Okay, even if you two can fight, but what about them? But what about tomorrow? You're not going to work hard every day, are you? Cao Yan came to the soul three times and asked.

"Ahh This is a serious problem, they didn't think about it, they thought they only needed to fight once, they didn't think about it that far-reaching.

"What then?"

Cao Yan glanced around, saw that no one was paying attention to this, and whispered: "Go to your mother, just say that it is to help them avenge!" Pig! ”

"Will this work? My mom can't beat my dad either! Lin Sanzhuang asked with a puzzled expression.

"Get out, love to listen or not," Cao Yan was completely defeated by him and didn't give him a good look.

"Erzhuang, why is your brother so stupid!" But the others did understand what Cao Yan meant.

The last time my father was looking for a concubine, although my mother said that she was angry, who knows if the tone in her heart was smooth?

As long as I listen to Cao Yan and push today's prank, I hope to push it up and make my mother happy, so I don't protect myself? It's still the eldest brother-in-law who is smart! In this way, I will be able to stabilize my own affairs.

"Big brother-in-law, we know." The child who wanted to understand the thief smiled and said, "Wait for us to go and find our mother." ”

"Don't say I taught it, understand?" Cao Yan took a preventive shot, for fear that they would leak their mouths and be blamed by those unlucky people.

"I know, you can't betray your eldest brother-in-law!"

"It's good to know." Cao Yan nodded.