Chapter 132: Drunk and Poetry
Zhang Mingyuan blinked quickly, looked disgusted and entangled, and looked up at the sky.
"Huh! Why is it dark? It's not time to wake up! The biological clock is messed up, and it is easy to breed mites and affect metabolism. Zhang Mingyuan sighed and muttered to himself: "Why don't you go back to sleep again?"
Hanpi and the others braked urgently, stunned in place like hysteria, and watched Zhang Mingyuan, who was about to turn around.
said that he would sleep, and threw down a few guys at the door who were brewing emotions and preparing to sensationalize, Zhang Mingyuan turned around and walked towards the house again, obviously not saying a word and continuing to sleep.
"Wait, good brother! If you sleep again, you will die, and you will chop me first. Xu Wei reacted, grabbed Zhang Mingyuan, and was unwilling to let go.
As if the surprise of 'where is life not meeting', Zhang Mingyuan came from sadness, and when he looked at Xu Wei, tears couldn't stop flowing.
"Brother Xu, don't come unharmed! I want to mess with my little brother too. Zhang Mingyuan suddenly came back to his senses: "Who died?"
Xu Wei also burst into tears, and pulled Zhang Mingyuan's sleeve harder.
"I'm dead, I'm really going to die if you sleep again, really...... Brother Xian, Brother Fool is really worse than death now, after vowing to return the Ming poems to innocence that day, Brother Fool spent all day conceiving poems, but you know, Brother Fool's head is too stupid, pondering and meditating for many days, poems are not less, but none of them are boutique...... Foolish brother, foolish brother...... "I can't go on, it's all tears when I talk too much."
Poor old eyes, a stupid and cute melancholy look, between the eyebrows and eyes there are rare traces of being pinched and purple, so miserable that you don't want it.
Zhang Mingyuan sighed, it was really difficult for him, all the poems and masterpieces were accumulated over time, and the happiness was great, or the author encountered major ups and downs, and his heart was haggard and suddenly saw through the red dust. Xu Wei doesn't have many opportunities in life, at most he is frustrated in the field, and he is merciful in the brothel, all of which are things that can't be put on the table, and he expects to make fine poems that reflect the major philosophies of life in his family and country in just a few days, unless he tries to cross like Zhang Mingyuan.
"Brother Xu, the so-called speed is not enough, my brother is too obsessed, I don't blame you for ......"
"Hey! Foolish brother, this is self-inflicted, you can't live! Xu Wei exclaimed bitterly.
Zhang Mingyuan couldn't bear to watch him sink, rolled his eyes, smiled and whispered in his ear: "As the saying goes, a thousand glasses of wine relieve sorrows, or do we have inspiration after getting drunk?"
"Ahh Xu Wei was stunned, and then shook his head: "It's useless, in order to inspire inspiration these days, the foolish brother has been drunk for a few times, it's useless!"
Zhang Mingyuan blinked quickly and said with a smile: "Brother Xu is too worried, maybe it's not the right time for my brother to get drunk, the right time, place and people are all right?"
Xu Wei suddenly said: "The virtuous brother is really a god and a man, and the ancient sages are all lonely, only the drinker leaves his name...... Li Baidou has 100 poems about wine, and he sleeps in a restaurant in Chang'an City...... Getting drunk can relieve sorrow, but also pay attention to the artistic conception, the five-flowered horse daughter Qiu has a confidant to relieve the sorrow, isn't this the artistic conception? Hahahaha! The virtuous brother woke up the dreamer with a word! ”
"Brother has come to ......" Zhang Mingyuan looked at him deeply, and suddenly the corner of his eyes tilted up 45 degrees, posing as a bleak appearance that saw through the vicissitudes of the red dust, and sighed: "The so-called: After three rounds of wine, the moon is opened, and the drunkenness is so drunk that he does not return home for the fifth watch, and he talks about flawless juvenile things, and dares to boast that the jade belt sword is a green horse, and then sharpen the sword edge out of Beijing." Ask people who are like me, and smile at the sun, moon, mountains and seas......"
Xu Wei was so excited that his face was red and his neck was thick, and he was full of spring tide like a drug, clapping his hands and applauding again and again.
Zhang Mingyuan: "......"
A few words of nonsense 'not a chivalrous' lyrics support the scene, although the wish is good, the three views can no longer be correct, but after all, the sense of the times is not strong, the typical pants take off and fart, Zhang Mingyuan is also ready to pretend to be forced to be struck by lightning, but he didn't expect it to resonate with the genius of the Ming Dynasty, which shocked Zhang Mingyuan, and at the same time deeply congratulated Xiao Daxia, Xiao Daxia is brilliant and has a proper temperament.
Xu Wei was still immersed in melancholy about the lyrics, Zhang Mingyuan pondered for a moment, waved his hand at Hanpi, and ordered to prepare wine.
It's time to get drunk with the big talent.
"Brother Xu, good poetry should have spirituality, maybe a hundred drunk poems, why don't we go into the house and talk about it, and learn about the poems, the younger brother is willing to pour wine for the eldest brother, and hand the pen to study the ink."
Xu Wei's sick expression was shocked, and it seemed that Zhang Mingyuan's teasing had successfully hit his itch.
"That's it? Let's go, we also learn from the feat of the ancients fighting wine poems. ”
After that, he turned his head and walked towards the house, Zhang Mingyuan's eyes were sharp, and he clearly saw that Xu Wei, who seemed to be full of pride, was actually a little staggering, as if he was going to the execution ground.
Zhang Mingyuan sighed, and it was inevitable that he would waste more brain cells when he sang about wine for a while.
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Hanpi was very careful, and deliberately arranged the office of the thousand households into the most popular bar karaoke mode scene in the previous life, temporarily used as the main venue for drinking and singing.
When Xu Wei walked into the room, he suddenly stood still, and his haggard old face suddenly twitched, and he saw the middle of the wide office...... Surrounded by a few colorful show screens depicting the Spring Palace and the happy picture of the time, the cigarette smoke in the screen is swirling, the candles are brilliant, under the reflection of the inside and outside, it is really like a sea of fireworks, it is not lively, it gives people a feeling of bliss in the spring festival that seems to be real and illusory.
Fortunately, there are tables and chairs in the screen, and the wine and food are ready, otherwise, Xu Wei would have to label Zhang Mingyuan as a womanizer who is looking for flowers and asking Liu Yeyesheng songs.
Zhang Mingyuan's face darkened, Hanpi comprehended the intention of the leadership is too strange, thinking that he has been to Fengyue place a few times, and he shamelessly forcibly substituted it, which is simply an insult to cultural people to learn literature and art, such a scene can only trigger the physiological reaction of cultural people, how can it help the huge literary and artistic energy released in the moment of the division and combination of literary cells.
Zhang Mingyuan smiled bitterly, looked at Xu Wei, and saw that he was also confused, staring at Zhang Mingyuan's heart with straight eyes, completely looking like an old beast who wanted to ruthlessly destroy the good flowers of the motherland.
"Ahem......" Zhang Mingyuan took the lead in walking out of the shadows, and arched his hand weakly: "Hehe, Brother Xu, don't care about the details!" It's all my subordinates who are ignorant, blame me. ”
After saying that, in order to show that this cold joke is very funny, he deliberately laughed twice.
Xu Wei didn't say anything, if he glanced at him meaningfully, he slowly paced into the screen, Zhang Mingyuan followed, but his heart was suddenly beating and swollen?
Sit down inside the screen, and then it's time to brew emotions and burst inspiration.
"Brother Xu, how can you write poetry without getting drunk? Come on, you and my brother will drink first. ”
"Okay, the virtuous brother is really open, and the foolish brother sacrifices his life to accompany the gentleman."
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"Brother, I didn't understand just now, why didn't you just make two sentences?"
"I ...... Did I just compose a poem? ”
"My brother drank too much, and he became a man in half his life, and the independent study was howling in the evening breeze...... If you didn't do it, could it still be me? ”
"Oh! When I think about it...... There is, there is nowhere to sell the pearl at the bottom of the pen, and it is thrown into the wild vines. , how is the virtuous brother? ”
"Oops! It's completely right, my brother is really quick-witted, it can be called a good sentence for the ages, come, come and continue drinking. ”
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"Oops! Brother, you are so confused, why are you always half and half poetry? How to make the little brother happy? ”
"I ...... I just wrote poetry again? ”
"Hey! My brother is too drunk, and he has never seen plum blossoms, and he is free from God...... Didn't you do it? ”
"Oh! When the foolish brother thinks about it again, hehehehehe, there is ...... If you don't believe it, try to see thousands of trees, and the east wind will blow into spring. ”
"Brother is really talented, little brother wants to cry, this one is better, little brother, little brother ......"
Xu Wei scratched his head, calmed down from the initial smugness, and said in amazement: "Foolish brother...... Did the foolish brother really compose poetry? ”
"Of course you did it...... Zhang Mingyuan stared at him angrily, with an angry look of insulted IQ: "Who else is there in this room besides you and me?" Is there a ghost ......?"
"Brother, wake up...... Why the tears? ”
Xu Wei's eyes looked at the 'old tree roots' on the screen at 45°, and a line of turbid tears silently crossed his cheeks: "The charm of Fengyue is really peculiar, and the foolish brother is suddenly enlightened today......"
Zhang Mingyuan's cheeks twitched, what a shameless summary!
"Brother, don't be melancholy, take this opportunity to make a few more ......"
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