Chapter 42: I'm afraid to smell the Ganchi magnolia
When the person who repeatedly provoked Ganqi to fill in the lyrics heard this, he raised his head and replied: "I have seen it in Xu Shida, in the north of Beijing." ”
Gan Qi raised his hand and said, "But the path of poetry and entertainment, you have repeatedly embarrassed me, Lao Tzu ignores you, and you still don't give up." Are you fucking sick in the brain? ”
"Ganch, you...... How can you breathe filth on such an occasion? How dare you curse? If you are talented, fill in a song, if you have no talent and want to be elegant, then you can't care about others laughing at you. This place can be come to Bai Ding's generation? The lyrics of a song have not been held back for more than an hour, look at that Brother Su, he is so talented, are you embarrassed to be with him? Xu Shida saw that Gan Qi actually scolded people, and in addition to being angry, he looked down on Gan Qi even more, where can a scholar have such a style, even if he scolds people, he has to quote scriptures and classics, and scold people without dirty words.
"Xu Shida, it's okay, the clown who jumped off the beam, I still don't know it. Either or ......" Gan Qi finished speaking, lowered his head and continued to write, and said to himself: "Hehe, Lao Tzu remembered." ”
It's not that Gan Qi can't write Mid-Autumn Festival words today, but Gan Qi wants to be a blockbuster, so the general Mid-Autumn Festival words don't mean much, so he has to come to a powerful song, which makes Gan Qi want to break his head.
Fortunately, Gan Qi still remembered.
Writing down, Su Shi also looked down, watching Gan Qi come out word by word.
Gan Qi put down his pen, and Su Shi suddenly spoke: "Brother Gan six, six, six." ”
Su Zhe also said: "Brother Gan is really six-six-six." ”
Gan Qi also waved his hand: "General, not as good as Zizhan." ”
"What six-six-six, five-five-five, and look in front of your head, sing and listen to me, and see what you have held back for more than an hour. Don't make people laugh out of their big teeth. Xu Shida really looked down on this Gan Qi who scolded in public.
The little guy had already come forward to fetch it, but the ink was still wet, so he had already sent it forward.
With such a farce, the eyes of everyone present looked at Xiao Jiunu sitting in the middle, "watching a play" is a beautiful tradition shared by mankind.
Gan Qi was humiliated and became a laughing stock, which was a good show. Gan Qi slapped people in the face and made others laughing, which was a good conversation after dinner.
I saw that Miss Xiao in front of her head saw the words, frowned slightly, and then loosened her brows again, and then frowned again.
Everyone followed Xiao Jiunu's expression and waited for the show to be revealed.
In the end, Miss Xiao suddenly smiled, got up and said goodbye: "Thank you for the love of Master Gan, the slave family is grateful for the five, and I wish Master Gan to sing a great name outside the Donghua Gate in Japan." Goodbye slaves! ”
Xu Shida's face turned dark when he heard this, something was wrong, he looked at everyone, and all eyes gathered, all of them were playful.
Xu Shida hurriedly spoke: "Miss Xiao, sing and listen, and see what kind of masterpiece it is." ”
Xiao Jiunu didn't wait for much when he heard the words, sat down and hugged the piano, every word card has a specific tune and rhythm for each word card, and the song filled in by Gan Qi is still a little different, not a general word card, but "Magnolia Slow", "Magnolia" The word card has a lot of pitch changes, including "Magnolia", "Magnolia Slow", "Minus Magnolia" and so on, so Xiao Jiunu still has to prepare and can't sing the wrong tune.
It can be seen that it is not so simple to be a good Oiran character, there are so many word cards, more than hundreds. If you want to know these tunes by heart and use them easily, you can see how much time it takes to train.
"Pity the moon tonight, where are you going?
Is there another world, just see it over there, the light and shadow in the east?
Is it sweaty outside the sky, but the long wind and Haohao send the Mid-Autumn Festival?
Who is the rootless system of the flying mirror? Who will stay if Chang'e doesn't marry?
It is said that there is no reason to ask through the bottom of the sea, and trance makes people sad.
Afraid of thousands of miles of whales, vertical and horizontal, the Jade Palace Qionglou.
The shrimp and toad can bathe in the water, and ask Yun He and the jade rabbit to solve the ups and downs?
If the road is all unharmed, how can the clouds gradually become like hooks? ”
This song is from Xin Qiji, the best work of ancient and modern.
After a song, Xiao Jiunu was still singing with sadness just now, and after singing, he had already turned into a happy smile. How did she herself never think that she could get two such good words tonight, such words are rare but not sought, even if someone writes it this year, most of them will appear in the palace of Runan County, but they will appear in Yuxian Tower.
Xiao Jiunu, like Gan Qi and Su Shi, is not qualified to go to the palace of Runan County, and the people who go there are all real Oiran families, and top names everywhere.
Tonight really surprised Xiao Jiunu, so he had to get up and bow and thank him frequently.
Characters like Gan Qi and Su Shi naturally don't care about this, but faintly, not far from the wing, a pair of envious, jealous and hateful eyes have already thrown towards Xiao Jiunu.
Someone even said: "Nine slaves don't know what shit luck they have taken tonight." ”
"Sister is right, the nine slaves just took the shit luck road tonight."
"If I had known that those three people were so talented, I would have asked them to speak."
"It's too late to regret it, I just hope they will come again in the future, and it's not too late to invite them when the time comes."
"That's right, you can't let the nine slaves take all the benefits alone."
The girls in the room were talking to each other.
The scene in the elegant garden suddenly became embarrassing, and some people who watched the play didn't think it was a big deal, so they directly smiled and said: "Xu Shida, how is Brother Gan's song?" ”
Xu Shida's face was red and white, his teeth were biting again and again, and he said: "I don't think this song is good, what do you fill in?" ”
As the saying goes, "literati are light", it has to be lighter on a level. This song "Magnolia Slow" is no longer on a level, poetry and articles, how can there really be no standard for good or bad?
"Hahaha...... Interesting and interesting. ”
"Xu Shida, you have such a big breath."
"Xu Shida must have good words today, and fill in another song to see?"
When Xu Shida heard this, his heart sank, and he replied: "Okay, you wait and see, and see if I come back tonight." ”
As soon as the words fell, the audience burst into laughter. But it was Xu Shida, who really raised the pen and frowned and lowered his head, scratching his ears and cheeks. Whether he can save face today depends on whether he can compare to Xin Qiji.
Gan Qi replied a few times of Xiao Jiunu's thanks, and he was already seated.
Su Shi smiled: "Brother Gan, it seems that I still have to force you, if I don't urge you, where can you come up with such good words?" ”
Gan Qi replied seriously: "Zizhan, don't force me, if you force me, don't blame me for your own losses." ”
Why did Su Shi suffer? Because when Gan Qi couldn't remember a few sentences of "Magnolia Slow", he almost wrote "Water Tune Song Head" because of Xu Shida, if he wrote "Water Tune Song Head", wouldn't Su Shi suffer a big loss?
Fortunately, Gan Qi is kind.
Su Shi still didn't know why, and replied: "Why does Brother Gan always say that I want to suffer?" Can't you write words and beat me? ”
Gan Qi no longer answered Su Shi's words, but turned his head to Su Zhe and said, "You also fill in a song." ”
Su Zhe and others didn't wait, just write with a pen.
Gan Qi saw that Su Zhe was also in one go, and for some reason his heart was sour, and said, "You brothers are really not human. ”
"Hey, Brother Gan, you're still scolding." Su Zhe stopped writing and said.
Gan Qi went back and said, "Your brother is not a man, and the heavens are the earth. ”
The brothers turned their anger into joy, and Su Zhe picked up the lyrics and said, "It's about the same." ”
Su Zhe went again, and that Xiao Jiunu was already flattered, his face turned red and he got up and thanked him again and again, and Xie Zhi stammered a little when he spoke.
But suddenly I heard someone shouting: "Xu Shida, where are you going?" ”
"I ...... I went to the toilet. As soon as the words fell, Xu Shida hugged his stomach, pretended to be urgent, and hurried away.
Someone immediately laughed out loud: "Poetry will go to the toilet Xu Shida, afraid of smelling Ganqi magnolia." ”
It was another full laugh.
At this time, Gan Qi and the Su family brothers suddenly became busy, and there was an endless stream of toasters everywhere.
Even Xiao Jiunu, who was returning to the wing room after singing the song, was looking back step by step, but he couldn't really see the three Gan Qi who had already been wrapped in the crowd.
At this time, the poetry meeting of the Runan County Mansion had just begun, and Han Qi, Wen Yanbo, Fu Bi, Ouyang Xiu, Bao Zheng and others were not lacking, and they were not lacking.
The Oiran everyone sang songs and danced the dancers.
There are also those students who want to break their heads, and they are also searching for intestines and scraping their stomachs in the palace of Runan County, such a good opportunity, all the bigwigs are here, how can they not seize it?