Chapter 12: Your Highness, Pee
"Guests, thank you for coming to Biao'er's banquet, there are guests coming and going, this is not the court, don't kneel, get up!" Zhu Yuanzhang opened his mouth, with a domineering spirit between his words and deeds, even if it was just to let everyone get up, most of the guests present did not have the idea of getting up, and all knelt down in front of Zhu Yuanzhang.
Zhu Yuanzhang has a strange personality, everyone knows, no one dares to predict what kind of thoughts the emperor will have in the next second, none of the guests present dared to get up, and they didn't even dare to gasp for a breath, in this courtyard, Zhu Yuanzhang looked down at the guests present as if looking down on his own country.
"Thank you, Father!" After a long time, Zhu Biao spoke, he took the lead in standing up, and when he saw Zhu Biao get up, all the guests got up, even the arrogant and domineering Zhu Li and Hu Pengju looked polite in front of Zhu Yuanzhang, and Zhu Yuanzhang's domineering spirit was deeply imprinted in the hearts of the guests present.
Zhu Yuanzhang strode forward and sat firmly on his own seat, and the attendants and eunuchs around him hurriedly fanned the brocade fan to shield His Majesty from the sun and dissipate the heat.
Zhu Yuanzhang's every move Zhu Biao saw in his eyes, naturally he understood, he instructed his subordinates to prepare a banquet, and the fragrant meals that had been in the back kitchen were suddenly moved to the front of everyone.
Since Ma Sanbao came to Zhu Di's side, he eats and drinks spicy food every day, and at this moment, seeing that the banquet cuisine is extraordinary, he can't help but sigh, "Lanling wine tulips, jade bowls with amber light!" "Isn't it, this situation and this scene, with the beautiful scenery and food, is so comfortable.
"Brother Xian really comes with his mouth open to poetry, I, Zhu Di, admire!" Zhu Di gave Ma Sanbao a thumbs up, but he didn't have the idea of chanting poetry.
"Li Bai's poems, suddenly came to mind, and I felt that it was just appropriate for the situation." Ma Sanbao waved his hand, he didn't have the leisure to write poems by himself, and since he burst out of Li Bai's poems in his mind, he couldn't help but sigh.
"Brother Xian is modest, even if it is the poetry of the poet immortal, I, Zhu Di, don't have the ability to blurt out." Zhu Di pushed the delicacies of the mountains and seas in front of him to Ma Sanbao's side, although he and Ma Sanbao's seats were very close, but Ma Sanbao's cuisine was still a grade worse than Zhu Di's, Zhu Biao took care of Ma Sanbao with the etiquette of princes, and compared with Zhu Di's royal status, it was naturally a little worse.
Zhu Di is willing to share with Ma Sanbao, Ma Sanbao is a little grateful, obviously, this prince regards himself as a friend, if he is an ordinary attendant, how can he be treated by Zhu Di personally sharing the meal?
In front of him, there is a fragrant food, a delicacy that he has not had the opportunity to taste in his previous life, Zhu Di's sharing gives Ma Sanbao the opportunity to taste the delicacy of the Ming Dynasty except for the royal family, on the other hand, Zhu Li is like wax without any interest in food, this is a ruthless man who even a chef dares to teach a lesson, he looked at Zhu Di and Ma Sanbao who were eating and drinking in the distance with resentment on his face, and he had no interest in tasting it at all.
"Your Highness, now that Your Majesty is on your side, you might as well find a way to make a fool of those two people? During this time, Zhu Di was happy, and he was in business and accompanied by Zhuge in the second life, he simply picked up a treasure! Hu Pengju came to Zhu Li's side, don't look at this young master is very handsome, but his appearance is very indecent, he is holding a greasy chicken leg in his hand, and even his speech is a little slurred, and the meat in his mouth has not been chewed open and he is talking beside Zhu Li.
Zhu Li looked at Hu Pengju, who was still chewing chicken thighs in his mouth, with a disgusted expression, and pushed Hu Pengju away with his backhand, "Are you interested in making them make a fool of yourself, you have a father, I won't risk it with you, and don't come near me when eating!" ”
"Hehe, what His Royal Highness means, I understand it below, and I will definitely find a way to make him ugly." Hu Peng raised his eyebrows, swallowed the chicken thigh meat in his mouth, and gestured to Zhu Li with greasy hands, Zhu Li shrugged, as if he didn't want to be with Hu Pengju, although Hu Pengju is the son of the prime minister, but he and his father Hu Weiyong are not a person of character, Hu Weiyong is calm and steady, and this Hu Pengju son is a little lazy and domineering.
"Ladies and gentlemen, please forgive me for the inattentive reception of Biao'er, I am here today to announce a very important matter! Since Biao'er is my prince, my eldest grandson, Biao'er's sister-in-law Zhu Xiongying, is my imperial grandson, as for Yun Wen, he is still young, I hope you don't put too much pressure on Yun Wen, in the future, he will become a vassal king, and he only needs to live a simple life. Zhu Yuanzhang spoke, his voice was like a holy decree, whether it was Zhu Biao or the young Zhu Xiongying, his eyes widened, especially Zhu Xiongying, he was a little flattered, his father was just a prince, and he became the emperor's grandson, but Zhu Yunwen didn't feel anything wrong, he was still young, leaning on Ma Sanbao's side and laughing at Ma Sanbao, Ma Sanbao couldn't do it if he wanted to send this little guy back to Zhu Biao's side, whenever Zhu Yunwen was sent back, he kept crying, he wanted to be by Ma Sanbao and Zhu Di's side, very close.
"Little guy, your grandfather is down to business, don't always grab the candy in my pocket, you will get tooth decay if you eat too much." Ma Sanbao looked helplessly at the child who had been reaching out to take something out of his arms, at this moment, Zhu Yuanzhang's every word was like a holy decree, on this sacred and serious occasion, he even had to coax the child, even if he knew that this was the future Emperor of the Ming Dynasty, the real imperial grandson, he was also anxious, for fear that Zhu Yuanzhang would give him a disrespectful hat and put him to death.
"Don't be nervous, my father is not as terrible as you think, besides, you are teasing my nephew, and his grandson, my father, and his protection, as long as you make Yun Wei happy, your father will definitely be happy and give you the title of Marquis, which is more than I can give you." Zhu Di said badly by Ma Sanbao's side, Ma Sanbao had no choice but to be Zhu Yunwen's nanny, feeding Zhu Yunwen and teasing Zhu Yunwen to be happy.
In the center of the courtyard, because of the ceremony, Zhu Xiongying knelt in front of Zhu Yuanzhang, this is not the court hall, but it is better than the seriousness of the court hall, many guests look at the torch, don't look at this wedding banquet is for Zhu Yunwen, Zhu Xiongying has become the focus of this banquet, most of the guests are respectfully looking at this future prince, as long as Zhu Biao is down, Zhu Xiongying will be able to become the emperor, even if it will take a few decades, it will be the future heir to the throne.
"Grandpa, I'm scared, I don't dare to be! The position of the imperial grandson is too heavy, and I, Zhu Xiongying, do not think that I have the ability to bear the burden of this position! Zhu Xiongying's immature voice sounded in the entire courtyard, Ma Sanbao looked at the child in front of him playfully, Zhu Xiongying's child was talented, and he was baptized by Confucianism, and abided by the emperor's way, but unfortunately this child died early, and the future identity of the emperor's grandson was naturally the child who wanted to eat sugar in his arms.
"Hey, why do I feel a hot current? No, Your Highness, why did you pee on me! For a while, Ma Sanbao felt a hot current in his arms, he looked down at Zhu Yunwen, Zhu Yunwen stared at himself innocently with a pair of big eyes, and kept smiling at himself, however, Ma Sanbao's clothes were damaged, and a smell of commotion permeated, so he had to put down Yunwen in his hand and tidy up his clothes.
Ma Sanbao's embarrassment was seen by many guests, and the most gloating was Hu Pengju, who wanted to embarrass Ma Sanbao and Zhu Di before, he wanted to hold back a smile, but he couldn't help it, and shared what he saw and heard with the people around him.
"What?" Zhu Yuanzhang frowned, obviously, a little riot caused by Ma Sanbao made him feel dissatisfied, right now, it was Zhu Xiongying's sealing ceremony, which was interrupted by a trivial matter, if it weren't for the fact that this was still Zhu Biao's wedding banquet, Ma Sanbao might have to be arrested and imprisoned by Zhu Yuanzhang.
"You're in trouble." Zhu Di whispered in Ma Sanbao's ear, he looked at Ma Sanbao with some concern, he also understood that the sealing ceremony was important and should not be interrupted by trivial matters, just by relying on him as a prince, it may be a little difficult to protect Ma Sanbao in the hands of Emperor Zhu Yuanzhang.
"In prison, I will torture him in the future!" Hu Pengju waited for Zhu Yuanzhang's response with some expectation, and kept muttering in his heart, he didn't want to let go of Ma Sanbao, if he could affect Zhu Di, it would be even better, he thought that he and Zhu Li were grasshoppers on the same line, and Zhu Li should be happy for this situation to happen.
"Don't be too complacent, restrain yourself." In Hu Pengju's ear, Zhu Li whispered.
"Your Highness, why don't we fall into the ground?" Hu Pengju whispered in Zhu Li's ear, but Zhu Li shook his head and stopped the thoughts of the people around him.
"Your Majesty, the minister didn't mean to interrupt, it was His Royal Highness who urinated on me." Ma Sanbao said helplessly, beside him, laughter came, Zhu Yunwen's little finger pointed at the urine stains on Ma Sanbao's clothes, and looked at the big brother who gave him candy before, Ma Sanbao was even more helpless, this little highness not only did not help himself to relieve the siege, but also laughed at himself in front of Emperor Zhu Yuanzhang, on such a serious occasion, he didn't want to lose his head.
"Oh, it's you, the reincarnation Zhuge mentioned by Di'er. Forget it, it's just a trivial matter, you will solve it in private later, since it is Yun Wei's responsibility, I will not pursue it, this situation, I, there is Yaxing, listen to all the poems here, all of you here are noble children or royal blood relatives, since childhood, you have read and seen the sage books, now you should show your talents, perform well, I will meet his wish! Zhu Yuanzhang frowned at first, and soon stopped caring about Ma Sanbao, he reclined on the seat, treating the seat as comfortable as a dragon chair, squinting his eyes, tasting the treasures of the Western Regions, and said to many guests, with a look of expectation on the dragon's face.