Chapter 3 Make a Li Shimin
On July 15 of the first year of Emperor Wen of Sui, from Luoyang, the eastern capital, to Chang'an, Xijing, the entire land of the Great Sui was clear, but the thunder was bursting, going out to look into the distance, looking up at the stars, but seeing that the star of the dragon lord today was dim, and this great omen was also - Yuan Tiangang's "Yi Jing Xuanyao" Volume 7 and Section 15
Looking down on the vast earth and looking up at the endless sky, Cheng Qian was full of pride in his heart. When he was triumphant, he suddenly felt that the atmosphere around him was different, and he turned his head to look, but saw that the ghost was like a dead old man, and he was depressed.
Cheng Qian turned his head, stared at the trembling ghost on the side, suppressed his anger and asked, "What's going on?" I saw that the ghost was fighting with his upper and lower teeth, but he was so frightened that he couldn't speak.
After taking a few deep breaths, Cheng Qian asked in a calm voice as much as possible, and Fang heard the ghost tremble and say: "This, this, this reincarnation passage failed a few days ago, and all the ghosts that came in were exceeded, but, but His Royal Highness the Wheel King said that this passage has been repaired, how can this be?" Could it be that his old man already knows that I did it, and wants to let my soul fly? After saying that, the ghost was already choked up, and he was about to cry when he saw it. Hearing this, Cheng Qian's face on the side turned blue.
After a thousand words of persuasion, this ghost is still crying, annoyed by him, Cheng Qian, who is annoyed by himself, is furious, clenched his fists with both hands, and takes a few steps forward to beat this ghost for a while, before the ghost's tears are beaten back.
After detailed inquiry, Cheng Qian learned that a month ago, this ghost was ordered to clean a villa of the Wheel King, empty all the old furniture and electrical appliances in it, and purchase new furniture and electrical appliances for the new Xiaomi. As a result, when discarding those furniture and electrical appliances, this ghost was lazy and threw things into this reincarnation channel, anyway, there are many energy rays in this channel, and it will not take a while to throw these garbage into it will be decomposed and absorbed by the channel, and the province will go all the way to the garbage recycling station. I never thought that those electronic garbage contained a lot of residual energy, which broke the energy balance in the channel, making this reincarnation channel very unstable, and the ghosts that entered it would come to naught at any time.
Two days ago, seeing that this reincarnation passage had destroyed several reincarnated ghosts, he became anxious and had the courage to tell the Ten Palaces Hades. As a result, he was locked up by the Ten Palaces of Yama at that time, and it was not until this morning that the Wheel King released him, and told him that the reincarnation passage had been repaired, and let him continue to come back to receive the reincarnated ghosts.
After listening to the ghost's words, combined with the situation he knew, after thinking about it, Cheng Qian came to a depressed conclusion: he was played with as a fool! Spicy mother's, I have always only had my own yin people, but I didn't expect to be yin by a few ghosts this time, Niang Xipi's, I have to pick up the skin of those bastards when I go back.
The reincarnation channel behind him has disappeared without a trace, floating in the clear sky, Cheng Qian continued to chat with this ghost for a while, only to know, although the original channel disappeared, but it is not impossible to go back, as long as this life is finished, then after a hundred years, it will naturally return to the Nine Secluded Mansion, but there is a premise that what happens in this era must be consistent with history, if there is a slight mistake, the ending is probably that God knows the ghost and does not know.
After wandering around the world for a few days with this ghost, Cheng Qian learned that he had come to the Kaihuang period of the Sui Dynasty, although he was not very familiar with history, but fortunately in the misfortune, he watched the TV series "Tang Taizong Li Shimin" broadcast by CCTV from beginning to end, and he also knew more about some major historical events. At that moment, he took this ghost and went straight to the martial arts annex in Shaanxi.
The martial arts of the Li family's main house were left in the air, and Cheng Qian and the ghost in the soul state stood dumbfounded, speechless for a long time. This year is the seventeenth year of the opening of the Sui Dynasty, and there is still one year before the birth of Li Shimin, Taizong of the Tang Dynasty. His two ghosts have been here for several years, day and night, to find out the news.
What stunned the two ghosts was that the future Tang Gaozu Li Yuan somehow, since he gave birth to his eldest son, he lived in a separate room with his wife Dou, and he held the "Diamond Sutra" in the side room and studied Buddhism. The door is not out all day, and the second door is not stepping. This is okay, it seems that there is still a year before Li Shimin is born, but looking at Li Yuan's appearance, let alone a year, it is ten years, I am afraid that this Li Yuan will climb into his wife's bed.
Seeing that the days have come to the autumn of the seventeenth year of the emperor's reign, Li Yuan still has no idea of wanting to talk to his wife, Cheng Qian finally got angry, spicy mother's, put a charming big living person for you to keep a widow, you bastard or not raised by your parents? How do you let people live without sex? His mother's is so inhuman. Pushing aside the ghosts who were blocking on the side, Cheng Qian gently floated to the residence of the head of the inner hall of the Li Mansion.
In the evening of the next day, Cheng Qian and the ghost widened their eyes, watching a box of food with special seasonings being eaten by the guy who was about to become bald, and he gritted his teeth in the room and endured it in the cold water for a long time, and finally rushed out of the door and ran to his wife's bedroom.
Cheng Qian glanced at the ghost next to him proudly: Look, grandpa's method is good, give him some **, even if it is Yanagi Hui, he will be a chameleon. However, it is a surprising surprise that there is such an efficient ** in this era!
Twisted his sore neck, Cheng Qian did not run to listen to how the future Tang Gaozu and his wife performed the Zhou Gong ceremony like a little ghost, but shrank under the eaves to rest, no way, last night was the first time to use the technique of 'ghost upper body', which consumed a lot of physical strength, it is better to go to bed early and get up early, if you don't succeed in planting jade tonight, you will continue to take medicine tomorrow.
On December 22, the eighteenth year of the opening of the Great Sui Emperor, it was sunny and cloudy. In a room in the Martial Arts Annex, Cheng Qian and Ghost Cha stared nervously at the noble lady lying on the bed. Today is the birth day of Tang Taizong Li Shimin, but it is about to set in the western mountains, but this sister's stomach has no movement at all.
Although a few months ago, Cheng Qian got on his body every few days and drugged Li Yuan, and the amount was heavier and heavier every time, but unfortunately he still didn't catch up with the time. It's only been nine months since Li Yuan's wife's big belly.
According to the normal October pregnancy calculation, there is still a month before the guy in this belly can be born. But Cheng Qian couldn't wait so much, if it was a month late, God knows what would happen in the future. He couldn't afford to take the risk.
Pulling the ghost cha next to him, Cheng Qian pointed to the big belly in front of him and said, "You, go in now, occupy that little guy's body, and give birth to me immediately!" ”
"What are you kidding? Do you want to interfere with history? If history changes, we're all finished! As I said, it is illegal to rob people's bodies and rob people's bodies, if Judge Cui knows about it, it will be boiled in an oil pot for tens of thousands of years! The ghost shook his head repeatedly.
"Bastard, if you don't go in now, if you don't give birth to me today, then it will really change history, Lao Tzu remembers clearly, Li Shimin was born today, if he didn't be born today, this history will be changed, and then it will be up to you how you die! I said, only God knows about this, you know and I know, how can Judge Cui know! ”
Cheng Qian said all the good things, but this ghost did not agree. Cheng Qian was furious, clenched his fists and rushed over, and in an instant, the entire martial arts annex was full of gloomy winds, and ghosts cried wolves.
After chasing for a while, the ghost was finally grabbed by Cheng Qian and came to the noble lady, Cheng Qian kicked the ghost into it: Be your Tang Taizong obediently!
On December 22, the eighteenth year of Emperor Kaihuang of Sui, Li Shimin, the heavenly khan of Tang Taizong, was born in the martial arts annex of the Li family's main residence
Seeing that the woman who had been quiet suddenly screamed, and after a while, the baby's cry resounded through the sky. Looking at the red glow in the sky, Cheng Qian wiped a cold sweat, grandpa's, finally caught up. At this time, he didn't know that because he often ate **, the body of Li Yuan, the future Tang Gaozu, had gradually changed and he had become a pervert.