Late at night on February 14, 2020, a third-rate university.

The dormitory, which used to be noisy, is very quiet today. There are only a few weird lights on in the entire men's dormitory, and most of the men staying in it are unkempt and ugly-looking nerds. If it is accompanied by terrifying music, it is simply a thriller.

A guy covered in the smell of oil smoke and green onions, wearing an apron printed with the logo of "Fat Snack", staggered into the 148 men's bedroom.

Don't get me wrong, this is not a thief, nor is he secretly delivering food from the dormitory manager.

This is a somewhat obscene gentleman who is not good-looking, to be precise, with a great name and a rich surname, and his surname is Ximen, and he is a senior student in this school.

As for why Simon has such a lofty surname and such a vulgar name as wealth and nobility, ask him how many years his parents have died!

According to the only grandmother who loved him, Simon was the surname handed down by his ancestor Simon Leopard and could not be changed; What a name for Fugui! It's rich and expensive, and you can't change it for no amount of money!

Grandma thinks too much. From birth to adulthood, no one is ready to shell out money to change a name. The one named Fugui has never won the lottery jackpot, nor has he met a powerful person who came to the door to recognize his relatives, and suddenly became rich.

What's even more unfortunate is that not long after he was born, his father was killed in a car accident, and his mother remarried far away and was never heard from again. Although the perpetrator lost tens of thousands of yuan, his happy home was over.

At the age of nineteen, Fugui was finally admitted to a third-rate undergraduate college (commonly known as Sanben), but was intimidated by the high tuition fees.

Thanks to my grandmother begging for help everywhere and applying for student loans, I barely scraped together enough tuition and miscellaneous fees and living expenses to enter this not-so-advanced "ivory tower".

As the saying goes, old cats bite sick ducks.

The grandmother, who served the two acres of thin fields all day long, and was reluctant to eat more, finally became ill from hard work. I was reluctant to spend money on medical treatment, and finally I couldn't afford to get sick.

After Fugui received the call, when he rushed home, his grandmother had only her last breath left.

Looking at the skinny grandmother, Fugui came to his heart: "What kind of bad college did you let me go to!" If I had worked as a bricklayer at home, your body wouldn't have collapsed so quickly! ”

I don't know where my grandmother got the strength from, so she said loudly: "Confused! If the three generations don't study, it's better to have a litter of pigs! You can be admitted to the university, and I will die and see the ancestors of your Simon family, which would be considered a meritorious name in ancient times! You've been a bricklayer all your life, and you're nothing! ”

Then, Grandma really went to see the ancestors. In the world, Simon Fugui was left with a lonely baby.

After the death of his grandmother, Fugui no longer had any worries and began to live a heartless life.

Every day after attending school, I sneak out to do odd jobs. I delivered couriers and worked as takeaways, but because I was a part-time job, I was quickly fired. The fat boss who still opened a small restaurant saw that he was rich and pitiful, and reluctantly took him in. Let him go to work at six o'clock every night and leave work at eleven o'clock, all day on weekends, with an hourly wage of ten yuan.

At first, it was to brush the plates, and then it was to brush the dishes and run the hall.

I never participate in the evening self-study called studying, which is actually a flirtatious girl, and I don't participate in class collectives and dormitory activities.

Volunteering? What the hell, give money?

Teachers and classmates like to call them "refined egoists".

Self-interest is self-interest! We still have tuition fees to earn, living expenses to earn, and money to earn for marrying a wife, buying a house, and milk powder in the future, where can we have spare time to do those boring things. Of course, he may have overlooked one thing, you don't even have a girlfriend, what are you doing to earn milk powder money?

Of course, Fugui also thought about this problem. But how can a "superficial" college girl understand a man with such deep connotations as Simon Fugui?

The school girl didn't dare to chase it, and she didn't try it.

Banhua's answer was, pigeon kiss.

Kumika said, I have a boyfriend.

Dinosaur sister said, I like leeks, I don't like green onions, our personalities are not compatible.

These "superficial" women! It's too materialistic!

Fortunately, Fugui thrifty bought a rice mobile phone, although it runs incomparably strange, extremely hot, and the screen is extremely blurry. But it's a smart phone, it can surf the Internet and read books.

To say that grandma still has some knowledge. A famous writer said that books are the ladder of human progress. Another not-so-famous writer said that you should read more books and read good books.

Didn't anyone say it, there is Yan Ruyu in the book. Since Yan Ruyu or even Yan Ruhua in real life are not interested in us, let's find it in the book.

Don't say it, this look really shows the fame.

There are so many beauties in this book! or LL, or Royal Sister, or Tong Ju, it is simply intoxicating and unstoppable. All of them surrender to the male protagonist's graceful and suave, handsome and chic, and under the high power of mana.

Fugui really wants to shout: Thank you for the high YY level of the gods, please accept my knees!

happened to be on fire in the traversal drama, and Fugui also read a lot of traversal novels with Da Yu.

Seeing that people were originally short and poor, and immediately became famous after crossing over, or became a king and an emperor, or shattered the void, it was simply cool, don't want it. It is really a great opportunity to choose for the second time in life - the first time is reincarnation, rich technology is not good, and I don't have a good home.

But according to the general rules of crossing, the male protagonists are often orphans, so we always have enough conditions! Why don't you give it a try?

A white guy with wings said that fairy tales are all lies, don't, don't!

A horned black guy said, what if it's true? What a rare opportunity!

An alien said that people still have to have dreams, what if they come true?

Fugui is a man with dreams, and he seeks wealth in danger! Since I'm all in danger, it doesn't seem like a big deal to take another risk, right?

Let's start with the least risky one – hitting the wall.

Hit the wall of the dormitory first. Boom, a bag on his head. Well, it must be not strong enough, come again! Boom! It's a big bag! Is it because the quality of the walls in the dormitory is not good enough? Hit the wall in a different place!

Since then, Fugui has seized the opportunity to practice the technique of hitting the wall. He hit the wall of the government compound, the residential area, and the toilet. If it weren't for the unbearable headache, maybe I would have practiced the iron head gong. As for traversing, it's hard to get through walls!

High risk can bring high returns! I'm going to crash.

Isn't it who said that the car crash caused the whole family to cross, and finally dominated the universe? Let's try it too.

I don't know if the drivers' skills are excellent, Fugui failed to crash many times, but was accused of "touching porcelain", and received some patient teaching from the police uncle.

finally met a female driver with a practice label and a temporary sign, and Fugui bravely rushed forward. Dua

G, someone slammed the steering wheel and hit a telephone pole. In addition to paying thousands of dollars to people for car repairs, Mao Yong has nothing.

Let's touch the electric door! This one is cheap.

Of course, if you touch the high-voltage electricity directly, you will die, and you may be scorched before you have time to cross it. You have to find a safe place, that is, a place with a safe voltage to experiment, so as not to "die before crossing the body, which often makes the villain crooked".

It just so happened that the school had an electric welded steel structure, and Fugui grabbed the terminal. After some possession of Michael, after a space walk, the guy slipped away very unjustly. There is nothing left in this place, and the rich brother is foaming at the mouth.

After many failures, Fugui was not discouraged. Failure is success, success! We still have one last ultimate, which is useless? Afraid of what?

Tonight, the stars are shining. Tonight, spring is shining. Tonight, it's time to make a big move.

The school has a library building, which is 33 floors high, and is nicknamed "33 Heavens" by the students. The great trick of wealth landed on this library building.

You guessed it right, yes, jumping off a building.

As the option with the highest chance of success in the crossing, Fugui usually did not dare to conduct this experiment. Because this is a destructive experiment, once it fails, it is impossible to get disabled.

Tonight, stimulated by the crowd showing affection everywhere, under the anesthesia of alcohol, I let it out. Anyway, if you live in such pain, why don't you reincarnate? Besides, wouldn't there be a chance to cross over?

Seeing twelve o'clock, Fugui drank the inferior liquor in his hand and rushed to the guardrail.

At this time, a strange voice sounded: "Young man, why can't you think about it?" ”

"Who? Who's talking? "Fugui Shengsheng stopped. There is not a single ghost on the roof? People are scary, scared to death!

"It's me! You can't see me. I am the Emperor of Qingyang, the envoy of His Majesty. You can just call me San'er! ”

Still three? Why does it feel so unreliable?

San'er, who didn't know if it was a human or a ghost, said: "The name is just a code name, it doesn't matter what it's called." It's okay if you call me Brother Jiang, it doesn't matter! On the occasion of this yin and yang, I was ordered by the Qingyang Emperor to travel everywhere, because I saw that you wanted to commit suicide, and I came to ask you. ”

These few sentences still sound like that, at least there is a certain amount of literary skills.

Fugui told his miserable life vividly, whether he believed it or not, he had an audience, didn't he?

San'er said: "It's not very miserable! There are so many people who are worse than you, and I haven't seen many suicides! Besides, it's the emperor's job to change his life against the sky, and I can't help you! Tell me, what else do you think? ”

Fugui said a little embarrassedly: "I saw that after the people crossed, they were all very happy, so I thought if I could also cross over, so that I could live a comfortable life for a few days." Can you help me? ”

San'er laughed: "You've found the right person." It's not me who blows, when it comes to arranging rebirth through crossing, no one has a good ambassador like Emperor Qingyang! Although our company has not been established for a long time, the salesman has outstanding ability and serious work attitude. What's even more rare is that our boss's face in the heavenly realm and the earthly realm is leveraged. To put it bluntly, there's nothing he can't arrange. Please!

By the way, the company has recently launched a customized service with preferential prices and considerate service. Which one are you going to choose? ”

Fugui was dumbfounded: "I have no money." ”

San'er said, "I've never touched money, so what's the use of money for me?" However, customization requires a fee, and I don't have the authority to give you a free order! Otherwise, you can choose a regular version, and I'll have completed an order. Finally, please remember our company's advertisement, which one is stronger in technology, and find Qingyang in the Three Realms. ”