"What nonsense are you talking about!"

Seeing that Zhu Ying was shocked and angry for a while, Zhang Shou smiled and said, "Yingying, don't fight." ”

He didn't look at the old man who looked at him angrily, he went straight to the emperor, and after bowing deeply, he said calmly: "The minister doesn't know this old man, but when he heard him just talk about the demon law, the minister really didn't vomit and was unhappy." If this uses the water tank to measure the purity of the item and whether it is hollow is a demon method, I still have a lot of demon methods. ”

Zhang Shou said, while glancing at several other acquaintances around him, including Guozi Priest Jiu Zhou Xun, the military department Shangshu Lu Juan, it was obvious that Chu Ying, Qi Jingshan, and other officials who didn't know much better, then looked at the teacher Ge Yong and said, "Teacher, dare to ask if there are eggs and salt at home?" ”

Ge Yongzheng was furious because of the word demon law, and when he heard Zhang Shou's brainless question, he couldn't help but be a little inexplicable. After thinking for a moment, he gestured to a dumb servant on the side without saying a word. As the people ran away quickly, he said coldly: "I have read a book, but I am shouting about some demon law like those folk fools and foolish women, and it is like reading a book to a dog!" ”

The white-haired old man was annoyed and angry: "Ge Yong, others are afraid of you, but I, Zhang Huaili, am not afraid of you!" It's all because you are blind and accept apprentices indiscriminately, how can you make him lie and confuse everyone......"

"I'm baba Ge Yong was furious, rushed forward, and sprayed a face directly in the face.

"You are blind in your eyes, and your heart is blind! Do you think that you are a lot of age but you are the head of the household because you can endure it? That's because the old man, my proud disciple Ding is worried about the system, otherwise it will be your turn! I can't even see the tax number clearly, and I can't remember it clearly, and I have to stammer in front of the emperor for a long time every time I do something, if I were you, I would have been embarrassed to resign! ”

"You...... You old thing who speaks evil words, you insult Sven! ”

Zhang Shou ignored the low-level verbal confrontation in the compartment, seeing that the dumb servant before had gone and returned, holding two eggs in one hand and a bag of salt in the other, he was about to step forward to pick it up, but he didn't want Zhu Ying to be in front of him, so he turned around and handed it to him with a smile.

He took one of the eggs from the eldest lady's hand, and after showing it to the others with a smile, he came to the small wooden basin that had been used for gold, silver, and copper density tests, and put the egg in casually.

"Look, the eggs are sinking to the bottom."

Seeing that everyone gathered around and confirmed the result, Zhang Shou took out the egg from the water and returned it to Zhu Ying, and then took the salt from Zhu Ying's hand, poured a lot of it into the wooden basin, and then rolled up his sleeves and stirred it directly with his hands.

It wasn't until he felt that it was almost dissolved that he put the egg back in. In front of everyone's eyes, I saw that after the oval egg fell into the water, it swayed for a while, and then it floated impressively!

Seeing a large number of officials around, some frowned, some exclaimed, and the emperor was idle, as if he had expected it, Ge Yong had already left Zhang Huaili, the head of the household who was kneeling on the ground, and came over, seeing this situation, he was gently pulling his beard, he said lightly: "The same water, the egg first sank to the bottom, and then floated, this is also a demon law?" ”

Zhang Huaili, who had white hair and white beard, was shocked and angry, and immediately got up and rushed over, and after only one glance, he shouted angrily: "Naturally, it is the demon magic you made......"

"The charlatans who performed on the street to take copper coins from boiling oil, in the eyes of Zhang Shangshu, are they also monsters who know how to demons? The so-called copper money in boiling oil is just because charlatans put vinegar under the oil, and the density of vinegar is greater than that of oil, so it will sink to the bottom, and the temperature required for boiling is lower than that of oil, so people identify boiling vinegar as boiling oil, and thus deceive them. ”

Seeing that the corners of Zhang Huaili's mouth twitched suddenly, and his face turned pale, he continued to say unhurriedly: "And this egg sinks when it enters the water, and floats when it enters the salt water, using the same characteristics of different densities and buoyancy between water and salt water. It is just the same as the method of determining the purity of gold, silver, copper, iron, etc., but it is the same. ”

"When you read the books of the sages, don't you think that you have learned the principles of all things in the world since you were a child? In this case, the idea I came up with before, and what the teacher is experimenting with now, is just the operation of the world, the eternal and immutable principle, why do you know nothing and know nothing? ”

Seeing that Zhang Huaili was choked with a red face and a thick neck, he said lightly: "If you have time, you might as well read the teacher's upcoming Ge's terminology manual in the future, and figure out what density is, what buoyancy, what volume, what quality is, and what you have never seen before, it's just ignorance!" ”

"A good world to run, eternal and unchangeable principle!" The emperor stroked his hands in admiration for a while, and nodded again and again, "When I was a child, when I listened to the Queen Mother talk about Taizu's past, I heard that Taizu often sighed back then, all of them read dead books and read dead books, and few people were enlightened to understand the principles of the operation of the world. ”

As he spoke, he reprimanded contemptuously: "The dignified court officials, if you don't understand it, you will shout about the demon law, it's simply ignorant!" ”

Compared with the emperor's attitude when Zhou Xun, the country's son of the country, was first denounced and locked the Taizu inscription in the warehouse in order to get out the secret scroll, the emperor's words at this time were so harsh that they couldn't be overstated.

I only pity Zhang Huaili, who is a lot old, first scolded Ge Yong a few words, and then was dizzy by Zhang Shou's "eternal and unchanging principle", at this time the emperor actually made this ignorant comment, he was ashamed and angry, and his head was crooked, and the whole person fell down so softly.

And then, a scene that Zhang Shou didn't expect happened, because the emperor caught Zhang Huaili quickly, and then squatted down and put the person on the ground.

Immediately after, the emperor said angrily: "Come on, pinch people...... No, just two people and take turns to do cardiopulmonary resuscitation for Zhang Shangshu, the means left by Emperor Taizu, you are also rare to practice! ”

Emperor Taizu actually left CPR......

Zhang Shou saw that two middle-aged people who looked like chamberlains were snatched out behind the emperor, and they squatted next to Zhang Huaili to do something, so he couldn't help coughing, and then whispered: "Your Majesty, the ministers seem to have heard that Emperor Taizu's cardiopulmonary resuscitation has been mentioned among the people, do you want to blow mouth-to-mouth, and then press your chest?" ”

As he said this, he caught a glimpse out of the corner of his eye, and the eyelids of the old man lying straight on the ground twitched slightly. Obviously, people are not really dizzy, and the words mouth-to-mouth blowing really scare people, but they don't have the face to "wake up" immediately.

And the emperor glanced at him, and immediately said with understanding: "That's right, and the force of pressing on the chest must be great, otherwise it will not be effective!" ”

Zhang Shou pretended to be curious and asked, "Kechen heard that if the pressure is too strong, it seems that it is possible to break the ribs?" ”

The emperor almost laughed out loud, but his expression had to be more serious: "Saving people is like fighting a fire, how can you care so much!" I remember that when Emperor Taizu was in order to save people, he once broke someone's five ribs...... Quick, give me cardiopulmonary resuscitation, it's rare to come across such a good case! ”

At the urging of the emperor, the two chamberlains did not hesitate, and one of them immediately reached out and pressed Zhang Huaili's chest. However, he didn't have any strength at all, so he only heard the old Shangshu on the ground suddenly moan extremely loudly, and then sat up almost at a speed comparable to that of a carp. That kind of corpse-like agility almost didn't startle the chamberlain who was about to perform.

And it wasn't until he sat up that Zhang Huaili found that from the emperor to Zhang Shou, there were other officials around him, all of whom were staring at him. Realizing that he couldn't hide the truth of his pretending to be dizzy, he could only support himself with a red face, and then said dejectedly: "Since the emperor doesn't listen to the advice of the minister, then the minister has to ......."

"If you want to resign, you can resign, it has nothing to do with me not listening to your joke that someone is playing demon magic."

The emperor raised his eyebrows, and his tone was unusually mean: "There is a problem with the purity of the gold hidden in the household, and I didn't plan to investigate anyone immediately, but since you insist on me to investigate it, then I will fulfill your wish." Someone came, and he went to the household department to spread the word, Zhang Shangshu was the first to hide gold in the household department, and I was determined to investigate thoroughly! ”

Seeing that Zhang Huaili's face was really pale and shaky this time, the emperor said with a smile: "Everyone else can testify that it was Zhang Shangshu who personally said to me, right?" ”

This time, Zhang Shou saw a large number of officials looking at each other, but none of them stood up against the emperor's open-eyed nonsense speech.

In the face of this heavy blow, Old Man Zhang finally couldn't hold it anymore, and fell down holding his chest, and this time, without the emperor speaking, the two waiters who had not done cardiopulmonary resuscitation just now raised their heads, raised their feet, and flew to lift this old Shangshu of the household who had no level and no eyes.

As for whether CPR will continue again, only God knows......

It was only at this time that the emperor said lazily: "Heartbreaking, pointing at Sang and scolding Huai, is exaggerated...... And then I fainted if I didn't do it well, after so many years, didn't I have any new tricks? ”

Seeing that everyone was silent, Zhang Shou was staring at his right hand, it turned out that Zhu Ying was grabbing his sleeve, and the emperor couldn't help but laugh, and then said: "Teacher, the people in the way are gone, go on." I want to see if this Taizu inscription plaque has a hollow hidden compartment that can hide things! ”

Ge Yong accepted the fact that one opponent had been completely out, and he didn't have time to rejoice that another student who was about to recover from Ding Wei was likely to be able to return to the household, so he immediately gave an order.

As the Taizu inscription, which had just been hanging in the air for a long time, finally entered the water, a large amount of water overflowed from the calm wooden box, and everyone forgot about the farce just now and watched the scene in front of them intently.

Because when the plaque is lifted out of the water again, it will be time to see it!

At this time, the radiant Zhu Ying stood beside him and couldn't help but whisper: "Ah Shou, when you just spoke, you were calm and relaxed, and you were very fun when you acted with the emperor." ”

"That's because the emperor cooperates too tacitly." Zhang Shou smiled, and then heard Ge Yong hanging. As the inscription slowly came out of the water, he immediately made a silent gesture to Zhu Ying, and then watched the water surface drop little by little almost with bated breath, and finally, he heard a distinct voice.

"The surface of the water is under the nick, and the gap is estimated to be at least one point!"

Ge Yong was stunned for a moment, and then said thoughtfully: "This pool is one zhang long and half a zhang wide, and if it is one cent, how many cubic feet does it translate into volume...... Oh, the terms length, width, and volume, if you don't understand them, you can go back to my glossary. ”

"Well, if you use a ruler as a unit, the volume should be one-twentieth cubic foot. In other words, there is a dark grid between this plaque and the same weight of leftovers, at least one foot long, half a foot wide, and one inch high. Of course, it may not be so precise, that's what it means. However, for the sake of accuracy, mark the notch this time, measure it with a ruler, and let's measure it a few more times! ”