The first year of the Heavenly Era is definitely an unforgettable year for the people in the Sili area, with the army entering the Sili area, making the Sili area a little more lively, all the armies of the Han Dynasty have sent a team of 1,000 people to participate in the big competition, of course, they are all in a hurry to march, and they have not shown up yet, however, for their various rumors, there are already countless rumors.

Someone patted his chest and said: "The Northern Army came on horseback, you don't know, they definitely captured the strange beast to ride!" ”

"What's there? When you see the lineup of the Southern Army, you will know what is the most powerful! ”

"The border army of Ningzhou is not bad!"

Most of the people who are arguing about this are not young people, but some old people, most of these old people have served in the northern and southern armies, so they look down on each other, this ceremony, just a good opportunity to prove which of them is strong and which is weak, originally the official ceremony was scheduled for August 8, but because Liu Chan built the school field, delayed for some time, was postponed to September 22.

When this day came, the people of the entire Sili area, and even the people who arrived from the surrounding area, rushed towards the new school field, the new school field has not yet been named, however, most of the people have already guessed the name of this school field, as expected, it should be the Tianji school field, by the way, and this ceremony, anyone with a discerning eye can see through, the Tianji ceremony, definitely this name did not run.

When the people were bustling and watching, suddenly saw a guard of honor, you can see the huge Son of Heaven Huang Gai from a distance, everyone hurriedly bowed to the frame of the Son of Heaven, and Liu Qu is not honest, not at ease to sit in the frame, but he stretched out his head, happily waved to the people, behind him, the Yellow Gate scattered coins around, the people were particularly happy, the people of Luoyang were better, and for those people who came from outside, it was the honor of a lifetime to be able to see the Son of Heaven with their own eyes!

There are many people from other places who also saw the majestic and majestic, like the Son of Heaven, they did not dare to look directly, and secretly watched the Son of Heaven drive past the people, but they recorded the appearance of the Son of Heaven in their hearts, and when they returned to their hometown, they wanted to tell the villagers about the appearance of the Son of Heaven!

"Everyone was waiting, suddenly there was a thunderbolt, the Son of Heaven came over on the frame, we looked at it, the Son of Heaven is nine feet tall, with a tiger's back and a bear's waist... Ay? Don't go, what I said is true, this time it's true, the Son of Heaven is really nine feet tall, with a tiger's back and a bear's waist!! ”

Just under the kneeling of hundreds of people, Liu Qu came to the top of the school field, got off the carriage, he was about to go to the observation deck, and suddenly Yuan Shang was about to lead everyone to follow, Liu Qu said with some displeasure: "You just wait here, I take the queen and the prince up, is it possible that these people of mine will come to assassinate me??" Liu Qu said unhappily, Yuan Shang had no choice but to watch the Son of Heaven holding the queen's hand, the queen holding the prince in her arms, and the family climbed to the observation deck.

The Son of Heaven ascended the observation deck before the ceremony could officially begin.

The Son of Heaven looked into the distance, and hurriedly waved his hand downward, Jiang Wei, the original prince of the palace, served as a servant of the Tingwei Mansion at this moment, the Tingwei Mansion was responsible for protecting the safety of the Son of Heaven, and he was a close attendant who followed the Son of Heaven, seeing the Son of Heaven calling, Jiang Wei hurriedly ran to his side, "Your Majesty?" What are the commands? ”

"Who is the host of this ceremony?"

"It's the servant of the Rite Mansion who shoots Zheng Yi."

"Why is it him again?? No, no, if this guy goes up, I'm afraid that it will be some boring and boring classic righteousness, change people, change a humorous person to preside...", the Son of Heaven commanded so, but it was bitter Jiang Wei, it was useless for him to explain to the Son of Heaven, the Son of Heaven just didn't like that Zheng Yi, but where to find a humorous person for the Son of Heaven, Jiang Wei walked down the high platform, gathered everyone to ask, and suddenly a person stepped forward and said: "I know an elder who has funny words and is very good... But I don't know if he can for such a big ceremony..."

"This is the order of the Son of Heaven, hurry up and invite this old man... Let me see first. ”

Everyone left in a hurry, just a moment later, the official came to Jiang Wei with an old man, it turned out that the old man was also watching the ceremony, and happened to be touched by the official who went to find him, so he brought it directly, this old man is a cloth cloth, the age is indeed not young, was forcibly brought here by several officials, stared wide-eyed, looked directly at Jiang Wei in front of him, Jiang Wei coughed, and asked: "This old man... This... Can you preside over this ceremony? ”

"For such a big ceremony, you even have to find someone to preside over??" The old man asked in surprise.

"It's not true, it's just that the previous person had something to do temporarily and couldn't preside over it, so someone recommended you."

"Then this man is quite discerning."

"Uncle, this ceremony, you only need to say the opening first, and it won't take much of your time, and when you finish speaking, when the military comes out later, there will be a command for the soldiers to call themselves, so you don't have to bother you...", Deng Ai said for a long time, and the old man picked up the paperwork and looked at it for a long time before he nodded, which was considered to be an answer.

When the hour came, the old man walked directly to the high platform in the center, holding the microphone developed by Ma Jun in his hand, dressed in a cloth suit, which made everyone a little surprised, the old man smiled on the high platform, looked at the people around him, carried the tube, and said: "Old man Handan Chun!" ”

"Hahaha~~", everyone suddenly laughed, some people cheered, clapped their hands wildly, Deng Ai, who was looking a little anxious in the distance, was immediately stunned, looked at the officials around him in confusion, and asked: "Why did this elder just say his name, so that the people laughed so much, is he very famous??" The official smiled and said, "This elder has written a lot of books, all of which are ridiculous and contain great righteousness..."

"There are often new jokes about him in the newspaper, and by the way, he often tells jokes in the Xuxian Hall in various places... Therefore, among the people, he is very famous. Hearing this, Deng Ai breathed a sigh of relief, in this way, this old man will not mess up the ceremony, and in the distance, his eyes were staring at this place with displeasure, looking forward to Zheng Yi, who was looking forward to the old man's ugly appearance, and heard the piercing laughter around him, and he was even more angry.

"How can you laugh at the ceremony of the country?? There is no ceremony, no etiquette, this person is also a big sin! ”

The Son of Heaven on the observation deck also looked at the man with a smile, and clapped his hands happily, "Yuan Ji, this is what I said, I love to listen to his jokes, you listen carefully, this person is very interesting, hahaha, Deng Ai is a good guy, it's great to be able to find this person to come!" Liu Qu shouted happily, his face was red with excitement, and the people in the audience were also very happy, obviously, they also loved Handan Chun.

Handan Chun looked at everyone, although he was old, but his speech was clear, his voice was loud, but he also had some ability in this regard, he straightened his face and said seriously: "Just now, the old man saw a family selling melons, others were watching around, and there was no one in the shop, the old man was trying to steal one, and before it was implemented, more than 30 embroidered messengers rushed over and sent the old man to the front of the court servant..."

"The old man is so scared, I think that my Han officials have reached the point where they can predict in advance before others commit crimes!"

"Don't laugh, Dahan is indeed a lot of such officials, many times, in order to stabilize law and order, directly predict that the local rangers will commit crimes, and arrest them in advance to prevent future troubles, and now the officials are getting more and more powerful... But some of them didn't make it, and they actually found a joke teller to preside over the ceremony, you said that a foolish man who told jokes, in addition to being able to preside over the funeral of the corrupt county order in Zhongmu County, what else can he preside over? ”

Sitting on the high platform, Liu Qu laughed, laughed and laughed, his face suddenly froze, and hurriedly beckoned, Deng Ai quickly ran to his side, Liu Qu said coldly: "Go and check Zhongmu's county order!" If he really makes a mistake, he will be executed on the spot, and then ask Handan Chun to preside over his funeral!"

"Sincerely...."

"Also, check if there are any officials who have arrested the rangers for no reason..."

"Respectfully!"

"Having said that, let me preside over this ceremony, why is this, this is Your Majesty wants to have fun with the people, Your Majesty did not let those Confucians dressed in splendid embroidery still talk about the truth, but let me be such an old man, you have to thank the Son of Heaven, let you listen to the old man's naughty laughter for free, when the son has just ascended the throne today, the first thing I want to think about is to let the people of the world smile, the old man doesn't say much, you have to take advantage of the melon shop There is no one on the shop..."

"Hahahaha!"

Everyone laughed, clapped their hands, and sent away the joke master, Handan Chun looked serious, but always said something out of tune, after he slowly walked off the field, the ceremony still did not continue, and after a period of time, everyone almost laughed enough, suddenly, a heroic drum sounded, the soldiers frantically beat the Han war drums, rumbling like thunder, resounding in the hearts of everyone, at that moment, everyone was almost crazy!!

"Long live the Great Han!!" , Everyone saw clearly, at that moment, the Son of Heaven of the Great Han was holding a long sword, stepping on the guardrail of the observation deck, pointing his sword into the distance, shouting in his mouth, at that moment, everyone roared wildly, "Long live the Great Han!" Long live Dahan!! Everyone's faces turned red, and their eyes were bloodshot, and so did Liu Qu!!

The drums of war immediately stopped, and then the drums of the Northern Army were beaten!!