Chapter 11: The Love of a Masochistic Cousin

The head of Fangjia Village is Uncle Fang Zhongyong, who has six daughters, and the seventh Fang has a son, named Fang Yingjun, nicknamed Qilang. At the age of fifteen, he was also born with a tall physique, a delicate face, and lived up to the name of handsome. The eldest uncle has a son, and he has six sisters who are all married to the Yin Shi family, and he has become a small "Yanei". I don't have to produce on weekdays.,It's good to mess with a few bad teenagers.。 Although it is not a disaster in the township, it can be regarded as a little gentleman who leads the eagle and walks the dog and drinks and has fun.

said that one day, Fang Yingjun and a few fox friends drank freely and went to the mountains outside Wangjia Village to play. I saw that the mountains are surrounded, the pines and cypresses are verdant, and there are some scenery. Several little gentlemen all wanted to write a poem and show their talents to "torment everyone". However, the abdomen is empty, and the poems made are probably "Looking at Mount Tai from a distance, the top is thin and the bottom is thick." If Mount Tai is turned upside down, the bottom is thin and the top is thick. level.

Although it can be said to be very scientific if you are cheeky and boastful, a group of petty gentlemen are really not good enough, and the ability to blow each other in business is not strong, so that after three or two "poems", there is a lack of interest. Seeing that Fang Yingjun was the most leisurely, a certain Jia said: "Yingjun, your cousin has a reputation as a prodigy, and you should not be far behind, quickly chant a good poem." Otherwise, the next month's drink money will be yours! ”

Thinking that Fang is handsome, and has been defined as a "rotten wood" by Mr. in less than half a year after entering the hall, he really can't complete such a difficult task, and he really can't afford to pay for a month's wine if he wants to say "the concubine can't do it".

After pondering for a while, he suddenly saw a brick kiln in front of him, and Fang Yingjun said in a hurry: "Several brothers are usually talented, and they can't chant good poems today, it must be because this brick kiln is broken." The younger brother has never been good at writing poetry, so he asked a few brothers for forgiveness. "Everyone doesn't necessarily have to ask Fang Yingjun to treat him for a month before he stops - the landlord's family has no surplus food, and there are steps to go down, so they push the boat down the river and get off the donkey.

There is a certain B who is familiar with local allusions: "This is the brick kiln of the rich man of this village." Because you can burn good green bricks, you can earn 500 taels of silver a year and make a good business. ”

A certain C, who is more familiar with local allusions: "It's just that the silver is returned, and the better thing is the person who manages the accounts." ”

Fang Yingjun said strangely: "What's so good about an old account room? ”

Everyone smiled in unison and came one by one.

It turned out that the only daughter of the rich man was in charge of the accounts here. This girl's small character Brother Feng is born with a beautiful face and a graceful body. What's even more amazing is that although Brother Feng is a daughter, she suppressed her two elder brothers into obedience. Since the rich man Wang handed over the brick kiln to her management, the brick kiln, which was originally a pool of stagnant water, has actually been thriving - in the words of later generations, "profits have grown rapidly". When her two brothers saw that there was a lot of oil and water, they came to ask for money, and she said, "The brothers' spending has their own rules." If you do not have a letter from your father, you must not take half a penny."

His brother and sister-in-law held a grudge and spread his pungent name far and wide. So that Fang is sixteen years old, and he has not yet been allowed to marry others. - The ancients died young, and most women were married at the age of twelve or thirteen, and they were married at the age of fourteen or fifteen. Sixteen has not yet decided on a marriage, which is probably the situation of unmarried senior beauties in their thirties in later generations.

Fang Yingjun was like lard covering his heart, and he instigated a few of his comrades to go to see the beauties. The crowd couldn't dissuade them, and they went together.

When he arrived at the warehouse next to the brick kiln, in a simple house next to it, Fang Yingjun saw the legendary Feng Ge'er.

A certain A turned out to be an acquaintance: "Sister Wang, today our brothers are tired of playing nearby." I borrowed your precious place to rest for a while, and you should not be angry! ”

Brother Feng smiled and said, "Brother Zhang, why do you say this." I'm afraid that my little sister is simple here, and I neglected a few brothers. Invite a few brothers to drink a cup of hot tea, and the younger sister still has some mundane affairs, I'm afraid it's rude. After speaking, he bowed his head to deal with affairs, and no longer paid attention to everyone.

For a moment, Brother Feng felt as if someone was staring at him, and when he looked up at everyone, he found Fang Yingjun, who was like a flock of chickens and ducks, staring at him with "thief eyes". immediately asked: "This brother is face-to-face, and he didn't ask for advice?" ”

Fang Yingjun did not wait for others to introduce: "In the family village below, this year is fifteen, there are six sisters, the big name Fang Yingjun, and the small character Qilang. Oh, my father is the head of Fangjia Village. ”

Everyone couldn't help but be stunned, do you want to say it in such detail? It's not a blind date! Brother Feng was also shocked by Fang Yingjun's "straightforwardness", and it took a long time before he smiled. Fang Yingjun suddenly felt like he was blinded by a big jar of lard, and roared in his heart: I want to marry her! I'm going to marry her! Whoever fights with me, I will play with whomever I want!

Since then, Fang Yingjun has stopped going out with his friends to play happily. Every day at home, I am depressed, I don't think about tea and dinner, and as the saying goes, I have "lovesickness". The village chief saw that his baby son was depressed, and asked the reason for it, and immediately packed the ticket, saying that he must "welcome his good match" for his son.

It's no wonder that the uncle is full of confidence, thinking that his family has been a family of village chiefs since the previous dynasty, with far-reaching connections, and he has also drunk with the magistrate. The family is well-off, coupled with his son's handsome and dashing appearance, there is absolutely no reason not to succeed. So, Fang Zhongyong's uncle went to propose marriage in person - this was somewhat rude at the time.

Sure enough, according to the uncle, the guest and the host were very happy to see each other. In-laws (is it too early to call it that?) I don't care about mundane things like a bride price, as long as my daughter wants to. Miss Wang also has only one condition, a poem that can move her.

Looking at Fang Yingjun in front of him infatuatingly describing his love story, Fang Zhongyong's first feeling was: Wang Xifeng has crossed over? No, Wang Xifeng is a fictional character. Should it be said that Wang Xifeng has appeared? It doesn't seem quite right.

Fang Zhongyong looked at his cousin with sympathetic eyes, and he wanted to say: Have you watched "Dream of Red Mansions"? Jarry understands? Jia Lian understands? Don't you see that you have masochistic tendencies? As for the "poems that can move themselves", the standard is too broad, and it is completely a prevarication of "free heart evidence"?

I wanted to refuse, but seeing that my cousin, who was originally lubricated, was a little "haggard for Yi", I couldn't say anything ruthless. Besides, Fang Yingjun's quality is not bad, he just likes to have fun, and it is good to find a stronger wife to take care of it.

Anyway, Fang Zhongyong, who has never experienced love in two lifetimes, decided to help others for a while, and he must do good deeds without leaving a name.

He transformed himself into an expert on emotional issues: "Poetry is not difficult, and eight out of ten poems are nothing. But the younger brother felt that the young lady of the Wang family probably needed more someone who knew the cold and the hot, and could help her in business. Seventh brother might as well start from this aspect, and be careful that everything comes true.

One cares about the body. Thinking that Miss Wang works hard every day, and she is a strong person, she must be weak. Can enter the codonopsis red date tea. Use six coins of Codonopsis and two coins of red dates, add water to decoction, take juice instead of tea to drink, one dose a day, it will have miraculous effects. When you are free, you will ask for warmth, take care of her like a baby, and there is no reason for disharmony.

The second is to help it operate. The seventh brother usually made a lot of friends, all of whom were from well-to-do families, so he could persuade them to buy more bricks from the Wang family to increase the sales of his brick kilns. If after getting married, Seventh Brother will have a banquet with his old friends, and there can be many reasons, isn't it?

In this way, the seventh brother will definitely be able to hug the beauty. ”

Fang Yingjun was taught a little by one, kept it in mind, and was more well-behaved than elementary school students.

Fang Zhongyong didn't say much more, and wrote a poem "Magnolia Flower Order: Quasi-Ancient Decisive Words": If life is only as first seen, what is the autumn wind and sad painting fan. Waiting for idle changes but old people's hearts, but old people's hearts are changeable. Lishan said that it was half a night away, and the tears and rain did not complain. How is Bo Xing Jinyilang, who wishes on the same day.

There are many allusions to this order, except for three or four sentences of "Grievances with the King's Main Book" by Xie Wei, the rest are well-known allusions, which are very suitable for the appetite of literary and artistic young women.

In this small order, the tragic fate of a spare tire being abandoned is described. Although it is not very festive, it is sad but not complaining, sad but not sad, and it can also be interpreted as the worry of being abandoned.

It is really the first choice for flirting with girls, pretending to be talents, and crossing when the text is copied from the public.

Fang Zhongyong explained in detail the usage, adverse reactions, and contraindications of the first small order, and finally emphasized: If Miss Wang asked about the source, it would definitely not be said that it was done by the younger brother, but only that it was written by Wu Renli, the county seat of the county. Remember! Remember!

Not to mention Fang Zhongyong, with the great feelings of "brushing off his clothes and hiding his merit and fame", he continued to read books. After saying that Fang Yingjun won the poem, he didn't want to wait for a moment, and went straight to the Wangjia brick kiln.

It's pitiful to say, a good rich girl, who doesn't play the piano and read books in the embroidery building, but blows the sun and basks in the smoke and fire in the brick kiln every day. Fang Yingjun said in his heart: In the future, I can't let my brother Feng suffer these sins anymore.

After the young lady of the Wang family read the words, tears fell like rain.

Fang Yingjun panicked suddenly: "What's wrong?" Isn't the poetry badly written? I knew that Zhongyong was still young and couldn't write well! ”

Brother Feng hurriedly wiped away his tears and said: "It's not that the words are not written well, but that the little sister thinks of family affairs, and she is a little sentimental for a while, which makes the Fang family brother smile." I wonder who wrote such timeless poems? ”

"The county seat Wu Renli lifts people."

"Huh?"

"Well, it was written by my cousin Fang Zhongyong." Fang Yingjun saw the beauty and forgot his brother, there was a different X, no one X, and he sold Fang Zhongyong neatly and without any delay. What's more, he sold it very thoroughly, and even told all the emotional strategies arranged by Fang Zhongyong (after identification, this person's IQ is 0).

After listening to this, Brother Feng lowered his head and thought for a while before asking, "Don't say it all Zhong Yong, Zhong Yong said, what do you think?" ”

"Me? I think Jungyoung is right. ”

Brother Feng couldn't help but laugh angrily: "What if he harms you?" ”

"Nope! Zhongyong and I have been playing since we were children, and we have a good relationship. I'm two years older than him, and I used to play with him. Someone bullied him, and I helped him get ahead. It was in the past few years that he suddenly became a prodigy, and the two of us stopped playing together. But he won't hurt me! ”

Feng Ge'er poked Fang Yingjun's forehead angrily: "You stupid!" Who asked you how good your relationship is. I mean, even if you don't have someone to remind you, you can't think of caring about people's health and business? According to the massive statistics and strict logical calculations of later generations, "stupid" is equivalent to "dear".

"People? Who are they? ”

Seeing that Brother Feng was about to get angry, Fang Yingjun smiled "flatteringly": "Teasing you!" Actually, what Zhongyong said was what I thought of. When I was outside the door just now, I was still thinking about whether the codonopsis and red date tea boiled at home was ready, and I was thinking about asking who needed bricks tomorrow? ”

"You stupid! Your house is several miles away from here, so you can't bring things to boil medicine here, and by the way, you can also familiarize yourself with the operation of the brick kiln in advance. ”

As a result, Fang Zhongyong's uncle "lost his beloved son", and Fang Yingjun found a very promising career in the brick kiln - a waiter specializing in tea and free errands.

On the twenty-sixth day of the lunar month, the ceremony was carried out.

After the year, the line of name, Najib, recruitment, invitation, and personal greeting.

After more than a month of marriage, Brother Feng became pregnant. Next year, he gave birth to a son, weighing six pounds and six taels, and then took the small character Shun'er. When others asked about the secret, they said that Fang Zhongyong provided the power of Codonopsis red date tea. This is a later story, so I won't mention it.