Chapter 193: Jokes

"Li Gongzi!? Where's that big guy? Why haven't you seen him for a few days? "Li 'Yu' Zhen saw Li Yunfei sitting alone in the natural center, pouring himself a drink, watching the crowd coming and going, and couldn't help but sit next to Li Yunfei.

"Oh! It's Miss Li! Li Yunfei gently drank the wine in the cup, and then said lightly to this Li 'jade' Zhen, since the Beibi Mountain tour, the relationship between the two is no longer as deadlocked as before. Li 'Yu' Zhen didn't use any more seduction methods, she knew that Li Yunfei liked some real selves instead, so why did she have to be very tired to act? Li 'Yu' Zhen is actually very right, Li Yunfei actually accepts the most real Li 'Yu' Zhen, because Li Yunfei feels that this Li 'Yu' Zhen 'sex' is at least kind, not like before people look like a scheming 'woman'.

Li Yunfei actually didn't care about Li 'Yu' Zhen and Lu Zhishen's bickering every time they met, and at this time, hearing Li 'Yu' Zhen ask Lu Zhishen, Li Yunfei felt very strange, could it be that the two quarreled and quarreled with each other? It's not impossible, is it?

"Zhishen! There are some things that need to be done by him, so I let him go, I believe it will come soon, hehe! Miss Li doesn't feel a little uncomfortable that no one is arguing with her? Li Yunfei asked half-jokingly, half-tentatively.

"How does Li Gongzi know? I also feel like this, I wonder if there is something wrong with it? I turned out to be like this! It's like I'm a shrew, but I just feel like it's really happy, just like the last time I helped the patient, it makes people feel very real and comfortable! Li 'Yu' Zhen blinked her eyes wide, looking at Li Yunfei and couldn't help but say her thoughts, but this kind of embarrassing thought made Li 'Yu' Zhen blush a little, she didn't know why she told Li Yunfei, maybe she felt that Li Yunfei was a trustworthy person! It is easy to get close to, whether it is Li Yunfei's appearance or Li Yunfei's 'sexual' personality, he is definitely a person who will definitely give rise to a good impression.

"Of course not, but I can only say that Miss Li's mental pressure is not too great, and she needs to find this feeling to vent, in fact, you don't need to put yourself under so much pressure." Li Yunfei glanced at Li 'Yu' Zhen with some pity, I don't know if it will be an enemy in the future, but now at least he is more like a friend than an enemy, and Li Yunfei naturally said this as if Li 'Yu' Zhen is a friend.

"Is that so? Alas! Actually, I don't want to! "Li 'Yu' Zhen chose to be silent after saying this, it was not what she wanted, but she had to do it, not to say anything else, Li 'Yu' Zhen could only complain that she was in the royal family. The comfort of a country is completed by a 'woman', I don't know if it is the sorrow of this country or the sorrow of Li 'Yu' Zhen!

"That's it! I've been thinking about it so much, I'm going to tell you a joke! I've never said that before! Even Mei Niang, they don't know, in fact, I still have a lot of humor! Li Yunfei pretended to look at Li 'Yu' Zhen mysteriously, and then winked at Li 'Yu' Zhen in a low voice, as if he really knew how to be humorous!

"Good! As long as you can make me laugh, Miss Ben will invite this meal, how about it? When Li 'Yu' Zhen heard Li Yunfei's words, her face suddenly turned pretty, but the smile in her eyes couldn't hide it from others. It's also strange to think that Li 'Yu' Zhen is also very strange, how can a person who seems to be usually gentle and serious become very humorous? Li 'Yu' Zhen is obviously not optimistic about Li Yunfei's transformation.

"Good! I'll bet with you, if you don't laugh, how about I lead the horse for Miss Li when I see Miss Li in the future? "Li Yunfei looked at Li 'Yu' Zhen with a smile on his face, thinking about himself as a person in the 21st century, if you can't even laugh at you, a 'woman', you are really a reborn person in vain.

"Okay! Everyone testifies for me, as long as Li Gongzi doesn't laugh at me, he will lead the horse for me in the future, have you heard it? Li 'Yu' Zhen looked at Li Yunfei for fear that Li Yunfei would regret it, and immediately announced loudly that it was impossible for Li Yunfei to have a chance to regret it. When Li Yunfei saw Li 'Yu' Zhen's appearance, he immediately 'touched' and 'touched' his nose, is he so untrustworthy?

"We all heard it! That's what Li Gongzi said! "Li Yunfei can now be said to be a celebrity in Natural Residence, and now seeing Li Yunfei betting with such a beautiful 'girl', they naturally won't let go of this opportunity, Li 'Yu' Zhen didn't expect that his words would cause such a big reaction.

"Wow! Am I so unpopular? Well, listen! Don't laugh at the meeting! Li Yunfei saw that he had accidentally become the center of everyone's attention again, so he couldn't help but 'touch' his nose, then stood up and gently opened the folding fan!" Saying! My sister took a pack of pots and ate them in the yard with relish. My younger brother was watching from the side, and he was embarrassed to say that he wanted to eat! The younger brother couldn't help but ask his sister, "Let me taste the crunch!" The younger sister took a slice and put it in her mouth and said, "Listen." Li Yunfei said and put the fried pot on the table in his mouth, chewing constantly, making a crisp sound, the appearance was simply vivid.

"Woo。。。。。。" Li Yunfei looked at everyone very strangely, this reflection was too strange, he neither smiled nor reacted in any way, but when he saw everyone's blushing faces and the bodies that he tried his best to control, Li Yunfei knew that these people were just holding on.

"Miss Li! Since this doesn't work, I'm going to change it! Li Yunfei looked at Li 'Yu' Zhen who bit his lower 'lip', and was amused in his heart, only to see that Li 'Yu' Zhen couldn't hide a smile in his eyes, proving that he was still good, "Hmm! On this day, two people had an argument over a matter, and the two quarreled for a day! One said three hundred and eighty-twenty-four, and one said three hundred and eighty-twenty-one. The fight was not settled, and it was sued to the county magistrate's court. The county magistrate listened: "Go, drag the 3824 out and play 20 boards." 3824 was dissatisfied: "It's obvious that he's stupid, how can he beat me!" The county magistrate replied: "You can quarrel with 3821 for a day, and you still say that people are stupid, who will you fight if you don't beat you?" ””

"Wow! Burst!...... "This time, countless people couldn't hide it, covering their stomachs with their hands, and even more so spraying tea on the other side, with faces all over their faces, Li Yunfei looked at countless people laughing, and he was a little proud in his heart." Ha! Ha! Ha!...... This county official is really a fucking talent, and that three-eighty-twenty-four is really stupid! "Countless people are expressing their opinions, and it seems to be very enjoyable.

"Ugh! Miss Li's patience is really admirable, but Miss doesn't have to endure it so badly, right? In fact, sometimes an outburst is the best way to vent! "Li Yunfei looked at Li 'Yu' Zhen and couldn't help but 'show' a trace of banter in his eyes, this Li 'Yu' Zhen was already red at this time, and her beautiful eyes were already moist.

"Humph! Li Gongzi don't be complacent, the little 'girl' hasn't laughed yet, and when the time comes, Li Gongzi shouldn't forget to lead the horse for the little 'girl' when the time comes! "Li 'Yu' Zhen took a few deep breaths, it was really uncomfortable for her to endure just now, and Li 'Yu' Zhen knew that the most uncomfortable thing was often to laugh but to endure it to death. To be honest, Li 'Yu' Zhen was a little afraid that Li Yunfei would continue to talk about it, but there was still some expectation in her heart, she hadn't been so happy for a long time, but at this time, she wanted to win Li Yunfei with this. That's why Li 'Yu' Zhen endured so desperately.

"Alas! In that case, let's move on! A man passed by a wheat field and found a cow without horns. The man asked the farmer, "Why doesn't this cow have horns?" The farmer said, "There are many reasons why cattle don't have horns, some because of genetics, some because they fall off because of illness, and some because they lose their horns from other cows." The cow doesn't have horns, that's because it's a donkey. Li Yunfei pretended to be very knowledgeable while learning from the appearance of a farmer, as if he thought it would be even more funny.

"Hah! Ha! Ha!...... "Many people are holding their stomachs with their hands, looking like I can't stand it, but Li 'Yu' Zhen has two lines of tears flowing down her cheeks at this time, but she doesn't have the slightest appearance of laughing, Li Yunfei looked at Li 'Yu' Zhen with emotion, and was really afraid that Li 'Yu' Zhen would hold back her internal injuries because of this.

"Miss Li! Miss Lee! What happened to you? Even if it's not funny, don't you have to cry? What's wrong with you? "Li Yunfei looked at Li 'Yu' Zhen with some admiration, this is the first one who can listen to jokes and cry! And I was very sad to see that 'touch', I don't know if I thought I was telling a joke but a story about Qiong Yao!

"Did Li Gongzi admit defeat? Don't forget to lead the horse to the little 'girl' in the future! "Li 'Yu' Zhen just wanted to get out of here, but now her big 'legs' still hurt? When she was about to laugh out loud, Li 'Yu' Zhen was stunned and twisted it fiercely on her white and tender 'legs', which is why she burst into tears.

"Whew! In this case, I will say one last thing in the next, if the young lady still doesn't laugh, she will only admit defeat in the next! Li Yunfei took a deep breath and smiled at Li 'Yu' Zhen, Li 'Yu' Zhen couldn't help but admire Li 'Yu' Zhen for being able to do this! A villain went out to find fault and shouted everywhere, "Who dares to mess with me? As a result, a strong man stopped the villain: "I dare!" The villain looked at it, immediately stood beside the strong man, and shouted, "Who dares to provoke the two of us!" "Li Yunfei's performance this time can be described as full of emotion, looking at Li 'Yu' Zhen still looks like that, I thought I had failed! But then there was a burst of laughter like silver bells, which made Li Yunfei breathe a sigh of relief, after all, it was too embarrassing to lead a horse to fall for someone.

"Ahh Yikes! Gurg。。。。。。 "Li 'Yu' Zhen couldn't help it anymore, and burst out all the suppressed laughter in one fell swoop, making the people who were still laughing silent for a while, is this really so funny? Isn't it funny? Isn't it funny? There is a big question mark on everyone's head!

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