Chapter 22 The last general also wants to pick it up

Cheng Yuanzhi hurried to the north gate of Luoyang, and was relieved to see Deng Mao escorting the carriage and queuing up at the city gate.

This money has not yet entered Luoyang City. As soon as I entered Luoyang City, I was checked, and then I wanted to transport it back to Youzhou intact, it was a thought.

Cheng Yuanzhi walked out of the city gate, came to Deng Mao's side, didn't say a word, jumped up and scolded:

"You pig-brained, without the order of Ben Thorn Shi, you actually want to take Lao Tzu's money into the city? Is your brain caught in the door, and the water hasn't poured out yet? ”

Deng Mao suddenly had a pain in his head, suddenly burst out, stretched out his hand to counterattack is a left hook, after the punch came out, he found that it was Cheng Yuanzhi, quickly retracted the direction and hammered it on his right arm, the corner of his mouth grinned in pain, he took a breath of cold air, but his face was super excited, and said with a smile:

"Envoy, are you back?"

Cheng Yuanzhi didn't answer, raised his hand and 'snapped', slapped again, and said angrily:

"Don't shout that Ben Thorn Shi is the king, you want to shout Thorn History, Ben Thorn Shi has been promoted, if you shout wrong, be careful that Ben Thorn Shi cuts off your tongue and drinks wine."

In the Han Dynasty, it was popular to call official positions, unless they were close people, they all called each other table characters. You can only use your name when you introduce yourself.

Deng Mao scratched his head, this made Jun not just change his voice a few days ago, why do you have to change it today, change it to the history of thorns, our general just knows how to play, like those literati, one by one, the tricks of changing his face are more than women's makeup.

There are too many people in Luoyang City, especially at the city gate, if they are violently beaten by Cheng Yuanzhi in Youzhou, forget it, the people will see it, and it will become natural for them to get used to it.

It's not good here, how many people are waiting to see the excitement, Deng Mao hurriedly covered his head and shouted:

"Lord Thorn Shi, the last general has been on the road day and night, and he has not rested since he set off, and even the donkeys and horses pulling the cart have run to death. Send money to Lord Assassin, this is the fastest, and the last general dares to guarantee that no one in the three armies can be faster than the last general. ”

Deng Mao even called the adults, and the adults are generally used to call their parents, if it weren't for the last resort, Deng Mao wouldn't have called Cheng Yuanzhi his father directly.

When Cheng Yuanzhi heard Deng Mao's words, he really felt sorry for Deng Mao in his heart, and he really wanted to tell Deng Mao that men can't be faster, they must be more stable, and he was afraid that saying it would hurt Deng Mao's weak heart.

That's it, I can only talk about it left and right, Cheng Yuanzhi threw the edict given by Zhang Rang to Deng Mao's face, arrogant, and said with a smile:

"Look, have you seen this edict? The history of this thorn is out of the horse, since it is a horse to success, it is a matter of course, and not a single copper coin has been spent. Liu Bei'er is still acting in front of this assassin history, saying that this is difficult and that is difficult, the official position of this big man, as long as he comes to Luoyang, he is all over the place, and he can't pick it up. ”

Hearing that he bought an official and got the edict of appointment, he didn't want money, Deng Mao really wanted to give Cheng Yuanzhi the two private money in his arms, and asked Cheng Yuanzhi to help him get a few official positions.

"Lord Thorn Shi, did this official position really fall to the ground? You also picked up this official position? The last general also wants to pick up ....."

Picked up?

Fortunately, I endured it and kept my private money.

Deng Mao didn't believe it very much, but he didn't believe that Cheng Yuanzhi could get official positions such as assassination without spending money, but the facts in front of him slapped Deng Mao's face hard.

Cheng Yuanzhi glared at Deng Mao, this Deng Mao is really a pig's brain, lacking an antenna, if the official position in Luoyang is really worth it, it is worthless, then there are hundreds of civil and military officials in the Han Dynasty all over the place, where are so many mud legs lined up in a long line, waiting to enter the city gate?

Day by day, if you don't do something serious, you're so ambitious.

Cheng Yuanzhi was angry, Deng Mao's thinking is very dangerous, how can a person who wants to do a career have the idea of picking it up, and scolded irritably:

"Pick up, pick up, you love to pick up so much, why don't you pick up the edict of this assassin's history quickly. Raising your pig's head is really a waste of rice, a rice bucket. ”

"Go back, don't go back, quickly transport back the money from this assassin's history, if you don't have the usual money, you will commit suicide and apologize."

Blocking the city gate is too ostentatious and easy to attract people's eyes. There is an opportunity to teach Deng Mao a lesson, go back to Youzhou, and talk about it.

Deng Mao hurriedly picked up the edict on the ground, patted off the soil, stuffed it into his arms, and put it away.

can transport the money back to Youzhou, Deng Mao is even happier than Cheng Yuanzhi, he has grown so big, Deng Mao is the first time to see so much money, and he has to give the money to others when he buys an official, Deng Mao is very reluctant to do so.

"Hurry up, hurry up, don't get in the way of the people behind to pay."

"If you don't have money, don't queue up, get out of here, phew! Waste the time of the military master. ”

"It's your turn, the one who drove the carriage, Mali. The carriage runs twice, and the money is given quickly. ”

The soldiers defending the city pointed at Deng Mao, and it was Deng Mao's turn to line up.

Cheng Yuanzhi's heart was cold, and his eyes became fierce, how dark this guard is, Cheng Yuanzhi has personally experienced it, if these 100,000 pieces are discovered, they will definitely be robbed of their bones.

Cheng Yuanzhi asked Deng Mao to turn around and go back to Youzhou; The Luoyang guards asked Deng Mao to pay the money and enter the city gate.

Deng Mao's heart panicked.

Pretending not to hear the shouts of the guards, Deng Mao quickly turned his horse's head and was about to break away from the team and turn back.

In a panic, a five-baht coin fell out of the carriage.

If you want to change to normal times, you don't want to pay money, or if you don't have money, and you want to turn back, the guards don't bother to pay attention.

But Deng Mao's carriage was heavy, and a copper coin fell out of it, which shows that it is not that there is no money to pay, this person has money, but he doesn't want to pay money.

"Stop, the man pulling the carriage, stop, get checked."

"Master Ben suspects that you are hiding a weapon, open the box, and let us check it carefully."

The guards shouted at Deng Mao, and when they saw that Deng Mao was weak-hearted, they didn't stop, and even pulled out their knives, rushed to Deng Mao quickly, surrounded them, and surrounded Deng Mao in a circle.

What can I do? If it was on the battlefield, Deng Mao really didn't care about this guard.

But now Deng Mao has money in hand, but he doesn't have a war horse or a big knife.

Deng Mao was even more panicked, his hands and feet trembled slightly, and his eyes looked left and right to find Cheng Yuanzhi's figure.

Hey? Cheng Yuanzhi was still here just now, where did the backbone go?

Watching the Han army guards slowly pressing up one by one, Deng Mao suddenly regretted following Cheng Yuanzhi's dream of being good, whitewashing himself as an official soldier, and being a thief in Youzhou.

"Lord Thorn Shi, if you don't show up again, I, Deng Mao, can only break through and flee first as respect. This cart of money had to be kept as life money. Deng Mao let out a final silent cry.

Deng Mao knew that once the box was opened, these guards would not be entangled, and they would definitely go for money.

Man dies for money, and birds die for food.