Chapter 138: Zhang Feng teases Lu Bu
"Husband, if you do this, won't the eldest princess be disgraced, how will she face the world in the future."
On the way back, Li Xiuning couldn't bear to say in his heart.
Zhang Feng smiled strangely: "Xiuning! Your husband and I have been cuckolded by others, and you are still worried about others, so it is the right thing to comfort and comfort me. ”
"Cuckold?"
Diao Chan on the side asked strangely: "Husband, what is a green hat?" Why haven't I seen you wear it? ”
"You two ......"
What kind of world is this, they still want Lao Tzu to be a cuckold! It is not feasible and it cannot be done.
Zhang Feng pretended to be a gesture and said angrily: "Lao Tzu has no green hat, and I don't want to be a cuckold in this life, whoever makes me a cuckold, Lao Tzu will fight with him." ”
"If you don't wear it, you won't wear it! What is fierce, Sister Diao Chan, go, let's ignore him and let him sulk alone. ”
Don't!
Zhang Feng hurriedly followed, his stiff face instantly let go, and said with a smile: "Two sisters, where to find something delicious, can you bring me one!" ”
"Skin!"
"Naughty!"
Li Xiuning and Diao Chan shouted in unison, and the three of them immediately smiled and walked side by side, which was really harmonious.
……
When the time came to make an appointment for a decisive battle, Lu Bu brought three thousand wolf cavalry over this time, with a strong lineup, and there was a precursor to taking Jinyang City in one fell swoop.
"Lord Qiqi, the thief Lu Bu has called for battle outside the city."
A city gate school ran into the state governor's mansion at a gallop.
Zhang Feng was under the service of Diao Chan, wearing armor and armor, and replied casually: "You go and tell Lu Bu that Lao Tzu does not take advantage of him, seeing that he is coming from afar, his legs and feet must be weak, let him rest for a quarter of an hour, and after a quarter of an hour, Lao Tzu will go out of the city to meet him for a while." ”
"No!"
The city gate school hurriedly brought the words to the city gate tower and shouted at Lu Bu: "Listen to Lu Bu outside, my lord is magnanimous, and the adults don't care about people, let you rest for a quarter of an hour, and after a quarter of an hour, I will compete with you."
Outside the city, Lu Bu rode on the red rabbit horse, and his arrogant arrogance suddenly ran out, this is still not a fucking man! Isn't it a good showdown? Why did you retreat from the battle?
"Go back and tell your master, let him get out now, otherwise the city will be broken, and the chickens and dogs will not be left."
Wei Xu, who was behind Lu Bu, looked at Lu Bu's changing face, and immediately stepped forward and roared.
"Fuck you, your grandfather Dian Wei is here again, who dares to make a mistake!"
I don't know when, Dian Wei rushed up to the city tower and shouted at Lu Bu outside the city: "Three family slaves, there is a kind of fighting with grandpa? ”
"I'm afraid you won't make it!"
"Ahhhhh......h
Dian Wei was furious, and immediately shouted: "Come on, open the city gate, and let me use a halberd to smash this thief." ”
"General, no one is allowed to leave the city without his order!"
The City Gate School hurriedly stopped.
"Bullshit, then Lu Bu has ridden on Lao Tzu's head, how can Lao Tzu let him go, open the city gate quickly, Lao Tzu will go out and chop him, saving the lord public effort."
Dian Wei scolded and yelled, presumably the bull's temper was on again.
"What do you want to do?"
A broken drink came, Dian Wei instantly became dumbfounded, looked at Zhang Feng dryly, and said solemnly: "Lord, let me chop up that thief." ”
"Humph!"
Zhang Feng said bluntly: "Do you look down on Lao Tzu, aren't you just Lu Bu, I'll take a closer look later, and see how Lao Tzu beat him down." ”
"Dian Wei, gather the heavy cavalry out of the city and act according to the plan."
"Lord!"
Zhang Feng feigned anger and said: "Lao Tzu's words don't work, don't you, let you reorganize your troops and horses out of the city, and after Lao Tzu beats Lu Bu, take the opportunity to eat all his three thousand wolf cavalry, do you hear clearly?" ”
"Hear me clearly!"
Dian Wei's tiger body was shocked, and he roared loudly.
At a young time, the city gate was wide open, and a thousand heavily armored cavalry rushed out of the city in unison, lined up, except for a way in the middle.
Immediately Zhang Feng rode out on horseback, Dian Wei followed behind, and the moment the two appeared, it instantly ignited the morale of the city and the city.
"Victory!"
"Victory!"
Zhang Feng waved his hand to suppress the cheers, stepped forward, pointed at Lu Bu and said, "Lu Fengxian, dare to fight alone with me?" ”
"Haha!"
The red rabbit horse jumped up and carried Lu Bu to the center of the formation, and the spirit was like a retreat from his master Lu Bu.
"You are looking for death, of course General Ben wants to satisfy you, look at the move!"
Lu Bu then rode out of his horse, and the halberd in his hand roared like a swimming dragon.
Are you going to get started?
Zhang Feng shouted loudly: "Wait a minute! ”
"Phew!"
Lu Bu drank the red rabbit horse and scolded angrily: "Thief, what tricks do you want to play!" ”
I saw Zhang Feng jumping off the horse alone, and shouted: "Your red rabbit horse's neck, thin legs, can't run my kicking snow black horse, if I fight with your horse, it will be disgraceful to win, I will let you take a step, you and I have a fair foot duel, do you dare?" ”
Lu Bu was about to open his mouth to insult, but when he recalled the chase three days ago, it seemed that the red rabbit horse he was proud of really couldn't outrun the horse under Zhang Feng's crotch.
Before Lu Bu could determine what to do, he heard Zhang Feng shouting loudly: "Could it be that Lu Bu is just a bad name among people, and this is not as good as bullshit." ”
"Good thief!"
Lu Bu roared back: "General Ben promised you, he will fight with you, and let you die in convincing." ”
"Wait!"
Here, Lu Bu was just about to exert his strength, and Zhang Feng shouted again: "Do you know this halberd in the hands of the Benzhou pastor?" ”
Lu Bu looked at it carefully, and was shocked, the long halberd in Zhang Feng's hand was quite similar to the square painting halberd in his hand, looking at it from a distance, it seemed to be more murderous.
"What kind of halberd are you?"
Zhang Feng said with a smile: "You can hear clearly, this is the dragon broken city halberd of Xiang Yu, the overlord of Western Chu, that is the king of halberds, although your painted halberd can cut wood and vegetables, but unfortunately it is the mother's, seeing my dragon broken city halberd of the king of the halberd, I am afraid that I will not be able to pick up the cheap, it is better for me to let you take a step, Benzhou Mu will fight with you with his bare hands, so that the next people can know who is the first." ”
"What a thief!"
Lu Bu looked at Zhang Feng angrily, and said loudly: "You don't need a halberd, and this general doesn't need a halberd, so you will die blindly." ”
Lu Bu is extremely conceited, he claims to be the first in martial arts, no one can enter his eyes, even Guan Yu and Zhang Fei, he doesn't take it to heart, so once someone provokes him, his mind is simpler, that is, he will inevitably conquer the opponent.
"Suffer death, thief!"
Lu Bu inserted the Fang painting halberd on the ground, strode the meteor, and attacked Zhang Feng.
Seeing Lu Bu coming with his bare hands, Zhang Feng didn't want to mention how happy he was, looking at Lu Bu's unstoppable expression, coupled with his galloping pace, it was really a bit like a madman who demolished his family, and there was nothing in this world that he didn't dare to do.
The reason why Zhang Feng repeatedly gave up kicking the snow black horse and then gave up the dragon breaking the city halberd was to provoke Lu Bu and make him lose his mind, and then the best result was to fight with himself with his bare hands.
People are self-aware, Zhang Feng knew that if he really fought with Lu Buma, at most two would meet, he would definitely be defeated, and his life would be lost.
But the result of this step battle may be different, at least Lu Bu can't kill Zhang Feng with one punch, and there is also that Zhang Feng's big killer anti-wolf spray can finally come in handy, think about the two fighting with their bare hands, the distance is close enough, and Lu Bu is defenseless, and suddenly spray all the last remaining anti-wolf spray on Lu Bu's face, which is enough for him to drink a pot.