Chapter 10, straight men are not cute
No, this is the system, this is the game, this is not real, the value of right and wrong is important, the key props are important, the big picture, the overall situation awareness!
I took a deep breath, and then inhaled deeply, but I couldn't hold back the sourness, "Although the pear blossom is no different from the apricot blossom, the color is miserable and white.
Seeing that I was angry, the man's tone was solemn as usual, but with a touch of relaxation, "Yes, I think Pear Blossom is elegant and solemn, and it looks very good." ”
As if I was not angry enough, I waved my pen and made a note on the drawing paper, saying that it was [melancholy a snow in the east column] (Note 1)
I looked at the tens of thousands of snow trees all over the paper, my face was about to be crooked, and when I came back to my senses, I found that the man seemed to hook the corners of his mouth, noticed my gaze, and immediately resumed his indifferent look, and said, "Hang this painting on the window edge, dry the ink, and be careful not to be blown away by the wind." ”
Although I now have the heart to tear the painting apart, but the dog words of repaying the favor left and right are what I said personally, if you are not a good scholar, you can't be a brush.
I ripped off a corner of the painting, sat on the edge of the window and waited for the ink to dry, and it was boring to squat on the paper, the sky was white, the paper was white, and the pear blossoms were white.
I stared at the handwriting of His Royal Highness the Crown Prince, and the more I looked at it, the more angry I became.
When I turned around, I saw that the man had regained his previous relaxed appearance, leaning on the collapse and reading a book, probably not paying attention to my side.
I reached out and dipped the ink on the handwriting that had not yet dried, and wrote a sentence next to the inscription, after the change, the palm of the hand was small, and the fingertips were thinner than the hair, he should not be able to perceive it, but I gave myself a name.
After the prank was successful, I grinned at my masterpiece, smirked for a long time and felt sleepy, so I curled up in the corner of the drawing paper, and fell asleep in the spring light outside the window.
In the dream, the body became very light, as if it was dragged into the air by a force, and the itchy hair around the ears was gently brushed away by everyone.
"You......" the man sighed softly.
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I continued to maintain a regular life of cultivating in the Treasure Heart Pavilion at night and wasting time in the prince's study during the day.
His Royal Highness the Crown Prince didn't suspect that I always fell asleep on the desk, but just ordered Zi Chu to decoct more elixirs to calm the nerves and serve me to drink them every night, and I drank the soothing medicine and was not lazy at night, and I never missed a night when I went to the Baoxin Pavilion to cultivate, and I fell asleep in the study during the day, and every time I woke up, I was already in the Spirit Grass Hall.
Needless to guess, it was His Royal Highness the Crown Prince who sent me back.
As for how it was sent back, I was too embarrassed to ask. I can only secretly make up my mind to hold my eyelids as much as possible in the future, and don't fall asleep in the study.
Brother Fairy frowned when he saw my hideous appearance of not touching the upper eyelids and lower eyelids, "Sleep when you are sleepy, why bother to hold on?"
I am still in the super change form of the height of the teacup, and I said firmly with the ink piercing, "Hua Xin came here to serve His Royal Highness the Crown Prince to study, how can there be any reason to fall asleep?"
The man held a book in his hand and looked intently, and said lightly, "Serving doesn't help much, but I'm clean when I fall asleep." ”
I was sleepy and confused, with a hint of annoyance in my tone, "Your Highness, is it annoying to see Hua Xin? ”
When the word "don't come" blurted out, I regretted it. If he really annoys me and says something like "if you don't come, you won't come", what steps do I have to go down?
The fairy brother's expression was clear, but he didn't say anything angry, and the appearance of the corners of his mouth pursed into a line was too serious, a little scary.
I didn't retreat, I stood on the desk and stared at him, both of them were silent for a while, and the atmosphere was quite tense.
Staring at me, I feel a little miserable, the miserable reason is that there doesn't seem to be anything wrong with what His Royal Highness said, except for helping to grind the ink and dry the calligraphy and paintings, I can't even serve tea and water, it seems really useless to stay here.
also blame me for the bag, at the beginning, it was obviously a troublemaker mentality to increase the value of right and wrong, and I was embarrassed to disturb him when I saw him reading and reading the case so seriously.
But without the value of right and wrong, what am I doing here?
Lai is here, it is annoying to be annoying, it is better to go back to make up for sleep, and concentrate on practicing the immortal method at night.
The more I thought about it, the more angry I became, mainly because I forgot my task, and I didn't know what romantic scraps I had stuffed into my head. He was indifferently blessed, and said in a low voice, "Huaxin retired." ”
The prince's expression was still stiff, and he didn't say a word. Probably meaning that I can roll freely.
Who would have thought that as soon as I turned around and took a step, a dark shadow fell over the sky.
I was stunned for a moment, stretched out my hand and touched the cold four walls, only to realize that this was one of the five purple gold glazed tea cups on the desk of His Royal Highness the Prince.
This guy didn't say a word and acted quickly, and he put me in the teacup.
I was shocked at first, then annoyed.
Annoyance can't attack, just now it was enough to be unruly, so he forced his anger and begged, "Your Highness, what are you doing trapping Hua Xin in a teacup?"
I was met with silence.
I took a deep breath and pretended to be pitiful in a trembling voice, "Your Highness, I'm afraid of the dark, can you let me out?"
There was still silence.
I puffed out my face for a while, opened my throat and shouted, "Xuancheng, you big bastard! How can you detain me in a teacup! It's all rat cockroaches who don't dare to fight that use something to hold me! What do you think of me!!You let me out!!"
There was a sneer from outside the teacup, and I could hear it clearly.
Okay, it's amazing, if you don't clean it up for three days, you will go to the house to uncover the tiles.
This time, he used a bowl to buckle it, and next time I was afraid that it would not be to tie the old lady to the drawer and steam.
But am I such a fateful person? Apparently not.
I pinched it indignantly, and swooped back to its original size, and the teapot and books on the desk were touched to the ground, and His Royal Highness the Crown Prince was probably about to uncover the tea bowl and release me, when I was startled by my sudden transformation, and the movement of my hand slipped, and the distance between the tip of the nose and the tip of the nose was instantaneous.
Both of them were startled for a moment.
I never knew that a person's eyes could be so clear, compared to a lake at the end of the world, it is cheesy, a more appropriate metaphor should be, when looking at those eyes, it seems that the water of heaven and earth, the flow of the abyss of the fairyland becomes indifferent.
Heaven and earth are so big, he only looks at me alone.
Even if there are thousands of disturbing and messing around, when it comes to actual combat, I can't help but get up.
The most important reason is probably that the other party is too good-looking.
I blushed, stepped back with a tea bowl on my head, and stammered and shouted to catch the thief, "What are you blushing?!"
The man's face was not red or panting, he still had no intention of retreating, and asked in a calm tone, "What are you blushing again?"
"Phew!light, thin!" I didn't choose what to say, and I didn't choose the way to go.
The man leaned forward a little more and chuckled, "You think I'm too thin." ”
I slapped myself in the face and had nothing to say, so I had to hum and chirp and make a pitiful attitude.
"Jealousy of peach trees, loquat trees, and pear blossoms, did you say such light words?" the man's voice was low, and his breath was warm and itchy in his ears.
I turned my head, but I couldn't deny it.
"Did you say such frivolous words as tarnishing my innocence?" he asked again, with a hint of ferocity in his tone.
I couldn't speak.
"To repay the favor, to make a promise, to change a pendant and never leave...... Did you say this kind of bastard?"
I thought about it carefully, and I seem to have said all the shameless things mentioned above, as well as the shameless things that were not mentioned.
Forcing the gentle and frugal little white flower to this point, I seem to be a real jerk.
"You can say that kind of thing if you want to say it, and if you don't want to leave, what do you think of me?" The usually gentle man squinted his eyes, looking a little dangerous.
A hero doesn't eat the immediate loss, pretending to be pitiful and can fool the past festival, what kind of festival is it.
Actively pretend to be innocent, and just kill and don't admit your mistakes.
I pursed the corners of my mouth, there were two or three tears in my eyes, and the corners of my eyes were also red, and I said in a state of grievance to my youngest daughter's family, "What does Your Highness mean by this? ”
His Royal Highness the Crown Prince snorted coldly, as if he didn't believe what I said.
Hey, don't you eat the soft ones yet, do you?
Looking at the other party's upright little appearance, I secretly had a bad heart again, one hand against the broad chest of the little white flower, whether to push or not, I did enough to make a demon, glamorous and cheap, "His Royal Highness always talks about the ethics of men and women, and Hua Xin is a new spirit, so naturally he doesn't have a deep understanding of these rules, it's better ~"
The next second, it was dark in front of me, the man's wide palm felt cold to the touch, I panicked when my eyes were tied, and I tried to struggle my whole body but was tied to death by the other party's arms, the incense on His Royal Highness the Prince's regular clothes came to my nose, I was almost frightened, and the roar was with a broken voice, "Palace... Your Highness... My Highness, I'm joking...... I'm just talking!"
Seeing my incoherent panicked appearance, His Highness seemed to find it very amused, and a low laugh sounded in my ears, and I finally breathed a sigh of relief.
Laughter represents a sense of humor, and a sense of humor represents the only remaining self-esteem, and people with self-esteem will not be interested in making a joke.
I was just about to take a second breath when I heard the man's angry whisper, "This time, next time you stare at me like that, you won't want to walk out of here." ”
*Note 1: Su Shi's poem praising pear blossoms in the Song Dynasty, the original poem: pear blossoms are pale white and willows are dark green, and catkins are full of flowers when they fly. Melancholy is a snow plant in the east column, and life is clear.
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