Chapter 211: I Don't Believe It, You're a Liar

No matter how strange a person's words and demeanor are, the last words or requests can reveal his true purpose.

Zhu Youji's personality is modest, but he is not a fool, and he can see through Cao Wei's caution at a glance, and he feels angry and funny. The angry thing is that this courtier of his own is really unambitious, thinking all day long is not for the country and the people, but how to live comfortably, and laughing at this leather monkey is simply doing everything to be lazy.

Zhu Youzhu got up and went down to the hall, walked to Cao Wei's side, and then kicked him a few times, and said: "Okay, even if you instigate the prince to do business, even if it is over, well, you will be fined for another year as a punishment!"

"What!" Cao Wei rubbed his ass and looked at Zhu Youzhu in amazement. I'm teaching a bad prince, how can you just kick a few feet at will? How big is your father's heart?

Zhu Youzhu also felt that something was wrong, coughed twice in embarrassment, and then said viciously: "If you dare to teach the bad prince ...... in the future"

"Grounded?" Cao Wei looked at the emperor expectantly.

"Forbidden fart...... Living note official, this sentence does not need to be recorded in my daily life, I was also confused by this kid before exploding foul language. ”

The living note is a book dedicated to recording the emperor's words and deeds, which began in the Han Dynasty, and later dynasties set up full-time or part-time living notes to record the emperor's words and deeds.

Most of the people in the Ming Dynasty who were responsible for recording the emperor's words and deeds were historians, and they had to take the emperor's living notes to compile the history of the country in the future, so the emperors of the Ming Dynasty would pay great attention to their words and deeds if they wanted to leave a heroic and majestic image for future generations.

Zhu Youzhi is an emperor with ideals, and his ideal is to realize the prosperity of the Ming Dynasty, which will be famous through the ages. Not to mention that it is really famous through the ages, at least it is necessary to set a good example for later emperors, so Zhu Youzhi treats ministers very generously and gently, and behaves elegantly, but today he has broken the way in Cao Wei.

The living note official hesitated for a moment, and arched his hand: "Your Majesty, you just kicked Cao Shiyu, a total of five feet, and the strength is not small, do you want to record this?"

Zhu Youzhu was silent for a moment, and said, "You should step back first, I have a few words to read and say to Cao Shi alone."

The living note official said yes, took the pen and paper, and was about to leave the hall but was hugged by Cao Wei's legs and feet, and he couldn't break free with his best efforts, and said with a wry smile: "Cao Shiyu, what do you mean by this?"

Cao Wei said with a straight face: "You are an official who is specifically responsible for recording His Majesty's words and deeds, how can you neglect your duties, believe it or not, I impeached you!"

"It's useless for you to impeach me, this is His Majesty's personal will. Your Majesty, look at this ......"

The living note officer couldn't break free and asked Zhu Youzhu for help. Zhu Youzhu grinned, showed two rows of white teeth, and said: "Cao Aiqing, don't worry, I won't do anything to you, I have always been generous to others, my words and deeds are elegant and elegant, I will never beat people, let go, I just want to say a few words to you!"

Zhu Youzhu smiled very kindly, but Cao Wei had an eerie feeling. He hugged the legs and feet of the living note tightly, shook his head and said, "I don't believe it, you lied to people, you just kicked me ......"

Zhu Youzhu was annoyed and ashamed, glared at him fiercely, and said, "If you don't let go, I will cut you off, and then put you by my side to serve me!"

"Congratulations to Cao Shiyu, it is a great honor to be able to serve by His Majesty's side!"

"Glory fart, you are also black-hearted, you don't have a backache when you stand and talk, since you are so glorious, why don't you cut your own weapons, and then stay by Your Majesty's side to serve......" Cao Wei let go, and the living note official immediately ran away.

Zhu Youzhu sat back on the imperial chair, flipped through the two books, and asked casually, "How is the Tatar envoy doing?"

Cao Wei saw that Zhu Youzhu didn't want to be rude, so he secretly breathed a sigh of relief, stood up, and then patted the dust on his clothes, and arched his hand: "Your Majesty, I'm afraid that those Tatar monkeys are loveless now." It's just that...... The minister still wants to ask His Majesty for guilt......"

Zhu Youzhu sneered: "Could it be that you have led the prince into some wrong path?"

"That's not it, as an attendant in the East Palace, the minister won't be so unsophisticated!"

Zhu Youzhu glared at him angrily, and said, "It's good that you know that you are a waiter in the East Palace, don't pit the prince all day long, the red pox on the prince's face was also instigated by you to squeeze him, right?" I have asked the imperial doctor, this pox should not be squeezed, otherwise it may leave acne marks on the face, grandma's, there is no such thing as you in all dynasties! ”

Cao Wei dodged his eyes and didn't dare to look directly at the emperor, because he was really a little weak-hearted, and he let him know that he didn't cut himself off, which was already very merciful. If someone dares to pit his son like this, he will definitely cut him into slices and keep him for the winter shabu-shabu.

"Your Majesty, please be careful to regulate your words, you just exploded again......"

Zhu Youzhu looked at him straight, not knowing what to say, should he cut him off, and then summon him into the palace to empty the toilet? Or strip him naked, hang him from a tree and beat him severely......

Be merciful, be merciful! Zhu Youzhu muttered two sentences in his heart, then took a deep breath, and said calmly: "Cao Wei, you are a capable person, God has given you such good qualifications, just to let you do more things for the country and the people." But you are so lazy, Mu Bin said that you have not been to the Yamen of Beizhen Fusi since you returned to Beijing, and said that you, the envoy of the town, have a more comfortable life than him......

"This old puppet ......"

Zhu Youzhu raised his eyebrows and said coldly: "What did you say?"

"The minister also has a few thoughtful words to say to you, don't be rude after you hear it."

Zhu Youzhu resisted the urge to make a move, and said with a smile: "Don't worry, I have always been generous to people, my words and deeds are elegant and elegant, and I will never beat people roughly."

"The minister is relieved, the minister feels that God must be blind, so that the minister can be outstanding, but this has nothing to do with the minister, the minister just wants to live a comfortable life, it is enough to have a mother-in-law and a child's hot kang head, so don't trouble the minister if you have nothing to do, and don't trouble the minister if you have something...... Your Majesty, why are you taking off your shoes? ”

"I'm going to kill you, a junior who has no prospects......" Zhu Youzhu walked down the hall with his shoes, so frightened that Cao Wei ran away.

The eunuchs along the way watched Cao Shiyu running in front, and the emperor chasing behind, as if they had seen a ghost, it was the first time they saw the emperor so disrespectful, and they didn't know whether to stop Cao Wei or the emperor, so they stood in place in a daze, looking at this unbelievable scene.

When Cao Wei ran across the road, he found that there were no pursuers behind him, and he couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, and was about to go home, but found an old eunuch with a white face standing not far away, looking at him with a smile.

"This ...... Husband, is there anything wrong with you? ”

The old eunuch said with a smile: "The miscellaneous family has watched Your Majesty grow up, and they have never seen Your Majesty so disrespectful.

"Dare to ask your father-in-law's name?"

"Miscellaneous Xiao Jing!"

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