Chapter III. The sword asked Beiyan 287.The God of Wealth passed by
This man who pretended to sleep was a little annoyed just now, but he had walked so far with the coffin cart and was really tired, so he didn't have the heart to take care of this "flower monk who was beaten by Wang Ba"; But now that he has blown his ears and eyes like this, he has not touched the girl for many days, and he immediately has no intention of continuing to sleep; The evil fire in his stomach burned to his head, and he stood up suddenly and was about to scold......
This person originally wanted to start greeting from the eighteenth generation of the ancestor of the flower monk; But when the other party's old mother was just mentioned, he could only squeeze the hissing wind out of his throat......
Shen Gui stood up, looked at the "fountain" with misty eyes, raised his big finger and whispered:
"It's so angry to get up!"
The man's throat had been cut wide open, and there was no sound at the moment except for the sound of breath; He was going to try his best to ring the gong that was close at hand, but Shen Gui kicked it outward with his toes, completely annihilating his last hope half an inch away.
The blood like a spring splatters out at high speed due to the drumming of pressure in the body; It didn't take long for the last hope of the whole village to fall into the darkness, perhaps because the blood was spurted out, or maybe it was suffocated alive.
Shen Gui left the donkey shed, collected his short sword, and went into the first house behind him; It didn't take long for the courtyard of Dajiangjia Village to be filled with nearly 200 dead bodies with twisted neck bones; Many people's last memories before dying are still in the slices of extremely chewy braised beef and the mellow and hot liquor in the throat.
This was just a mission to escort the corpses, so the battalion of the Xilin City Defense Battalion did not come with the team this time; And the 200 soldiers who escorted the corpses of the fourteen were Yuan Delin, who was lying in the village chief's house and sleeping. This Yuan Teamzheng, originally an unemployed vagrant in Xilin City, knows a few big characters, and has practiced a few punches and kicks, he is not a wicked person, at most he is just an unreasonable prank.
People have three declines and six prosperity, and there is no one who is unlucky for a lifetime. One day, the second sister of the Yuan family was fortunate to be taken by a literate person, and was included in the family called a side room; Since then, this ordinary peasant family has ascended to heaven and become a well-to-do middle class.
In fact, his second sister is just a side room filler, and she has no right to speak in her husband's family, let alone save any self-esteem. However, the acres of land of the Yuan family who climbed the high branches of the scholars became the private property of the Confucian school, in addition to the pen, ink and silver that needed to be handed over to the Confucian family every year, what Ding tax, land tax, imperial grain, spring donations and autumn donations and other imperial court taxes were all exempt from paying and paying tribute; In this way, even in a year of great calamity, as long as Lu Dong does not have locusts and does not lose the harvest, then their Yuan family will definitely be able to live a prosperous year!
After having rich silver, you have to think about the way out of the only male of the Yuan family in the future, and how much profit can you make by digging in the field? Yuan Delin's father has no culture, so his son's real name is Yuan Xiaosan; And the word Delin, it was his brother-in-law who gave him the tuba; And his brother-in-law also used the method of giving names to eliminate Yuan San's dream of reading and writing and reading and taking tests.
Since Xi Wen is not this material, then it is better to practice martial arts. With his brother-in-law's prestige in Xilin Mansion, Yuan Xiaosan, who is quite upright, really got a job as a city guard at the door of his house! After a few more years, he was promoted to the team under the care of his brother-in-law.
According to his brother-in-law, the prefect of the Yamen, if he can complete this errand, then after he returns, he can be promised a more ambitious future.
Therefore, in recent days, the dream of reaching the pinnacle of life has become Yuan Delin's compulsory homework every night. He doesn't have any grand ambitions, he just wants to make a little name on the streets of Xilin City, and save some money to marry a big daughter-in-law; If he can still buy a small shop, then his life will be considered a complete merit.
With some wine tonight, Yuan Teamzheng, who was dreaming of marrying a daughter-in-law, was suddenly disturbed by a cold chill on his face. He didn't take it seriously at first, he muttered and cursed while waving his arms, and he didn't even raise his eyelids, thinking that some acquaintance in the army was joking with him! But then the other party repeated the old trick and increased the extra force, so he opened his eyes angrily and looked at the figure sitting on the edge of the kang.
Since there was no lamp in the room, he could only vaguely see that it was a tall and thin man:
"LITTLE BIANG, YOU DON'T SLEEP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT, WHAT ARE YOU DOING TOSSING ME? Is it that I usually give you too many smiley faces? Don't feel uncomfortable, fuck off! ”
Seeing that this person still couldn't figure out the situation, Shen Gui's wrist shook quickly, and he slapped the thunder sword on the back of the opponent's head for the third time, making three crisp sounds.
"Liu Chimney, you are beaten by a king, I will be a mother in the future......"
Even the most good-tempered person can't help but play tricks like this! Yuan Delin was completely sleepy by the stimulation of these three ice ballasts on his face, and as soon as he lifted the warm quilt and stood on the kang, he was about to kick the face of "Liu Chimney"; Unexpectedly, instead of kicking the bridge of the opponent's nose, his condescending kick was firmly pinched by a big hand as strong as iron tongs......
Before he could understand what was going on, he felt that after a whirlwind, he fell back on top of the clay kang; Immediately, there was a few crisp sounds in the body, and I couldn't move a single bit!
As the so-called red one who is close to Zhu and black one who is close to ink, this Yuan Delin has been messing around with his master and brother-in-law for a long time, and he is no longer the ruffian who steals chickens and dogs, and cheats and abducts; Faced with such a crisis, his mind immediately spun rapidly, and at the same time he whispered:
"All the heroes of the four beams and eight pillars! Just now I thought it was my partner Liu Chimney playing tricks with me, and my words were quite offensive, so please forgive me! Your means are clever, until the little brother was removed from the bones, I didn't see your true appearance, I Yuan someone was convinced! However, I guess all the heroes are good-looking and have seen it with their own eyes, and our group just stayed here for one night, and left a lot of silver for the village chief! Don't worry, these brothers under Yuan's command are by no means the kind of ruffians who harm the people on blind dates! “
"Hmm...... Five taels of silver? Master Official, you really have a good hand in calculation! ”
"What do you think of the villain? Isn't that five taels of silver a fixed coin? No restaurant can let guests pay first, right? Don't worry, we will definitely have to leave a lot of money when we leave, and we can't let the villagers poke us in the backbone, right? Of course, since they are all tigers walking in the South Mountains and dragons in the North Sea, why can't you let all the heroes come for nothing! You've seen it too, buddy's trip is a white thing, isn't it? There is still a spirit at the entrance of the village! The errand was not paid, and the reward of the Criminal Department was naturally not issued, and the younger brother didn't have much rich silver, right? No, there are two hundred taels of spindles in that blue cloth baggage, and in the official boots on his right foot, there is also an emergency silver ticket! If you appreciate your face, don't be polite, even if you are a little brother, please invite you to drink! ”
Shen Gui listened to his specious Jianghukou, and couldn't help but feel a little funny in his heart: Don't look at this kind of humanity, but with his impatience in the face of danger, he will definitely be able to live longer than others. All the skills of such a person are in the service of survival; Therefore, when they are faced with a threat to their lives, they are often the easiest to compromise.
"You're pretty neat, huh? How many stars in the sky? How many dragons are in the sea? ”
"Don't bother to be in charge, I haven't walked the rivers and lakes, and I don't understand the Spring Festival."
"Well, it's rare to meet such an acquaintance of the "wings" (official), if you can lower your throat, then we will talk? ”
"Leave it to the masters!"
Shen Gui nodded, ripped off a piece of black cloth according to the rules of the green forest, and blindfolded him; He also helped him put the unloaded joints back in place, and then sat on the other side of the kang with a lamp in his hand.
"The lord lying in the coffin at the entrance of the village is the "pillar" of which hill? ”
The bandits' den can be divided into four beams and eight pillars according to their responsibilities and status. As the name suggests, the pillar is the big boss of a bandit group.
Shen Gui asked this question, in fact, he was also helping Yuan Delin relax his nervousness. Since ancient times, Zhongzhou Road and Ludong Road have been large population provinces; Therefore, whenever there is a military disaster, a natural disaster, and a shortage of food, it will immediately become a banditry. Even in the peaceful years, the local people seem to be honest farmers, but secretly they secretly communicate with the king of a certain mountain and a village, which is nothing new. And Shen Gui's conversation with Yuan Delin today also made him successfully misunderstand his true intentions.
Team Yuan was thinking that this mountain king was just a group of horse bandits passing by, and when he saw his team of officials holding a thin-skinned coffin, he thought that the king of the mountain had been caught, so he planned to rob the corpses of his fellow Daoists!
Jianghu people and ordinary people all talk about "you can't be born into the official family, and you can't die in hell", and the people are distressed about the silver of the lawsuit; The Jianghu people are in order to show their rebellious character that is incompatible with the government. Therefore, according to the rules of bandits, no matter how inextricably the two gangs of bandits fought during their lifetimes, but the debts of people are eliminated, and all bandits who encounter this kind of thing must not let the corpses of their fellow citizens fall into the hands of the government!
This is the righteousness of the Jianghu people and the dignity of the Jianghu people.
In just a few words, Shen Gui successfully portrayed the image of a bandit in Yuan Delin's mind; Then, he no longer doubted him, and laughed relaxedly:
"Hey, what a big deal I'm supposed to do! The corpses contained in this coffin are not only not from the rivers and lakes, but even from our Beiyan people! He is a spy sent by the Barbarians of Youbei, and he has just been caught in our Xilin Mansion! Isn't it, the upper mission has made a great contribution, sitting in the hall and waiting for promotion to make a fortune; But our group of errand runners still have to take his body to the Yanjing Criminal Department to cancel the case! ”
When Shen Gui heard this, he nodded, knowing that the other party had already fallen into a misunderstanding, and his vigilance about the true situation of this case was completely relaxed.