Chapter 162 - Pulling Drugs

Chapter 162 - Pulling Drugs

The meeting was dismissed, and when I returned home, I saw Zeng Gong, whom I hadn't seen for a long time.

Fang Zhongyong's heart suddenly became cheerful, and he hugged Zeng Gong and shouted happily: "I want to kill you!" What do you think? Is this a promotion to the capital? That's great, our brothers can have a good time drinking again! By the way, Shumao, why don't you come with you? But the solution failed, ashamed to see me? ”

A series of questions made Zeng Gong, who was already a little wooden, unable to resist: "Wenyuan, you let me take a breath, just answer the questions one by one!" Jixian revision is the harvest of my three-year tenure in Dangtu. Unlike you, how many levels you jump a year, these are all high-ranking officials of the fourth grade! ”

"What four-rank high-ranking official? When did Honglu Siqing become a high-ranking official? It's just a job of serving people, and there is no oil or water at all! ”

Zeng Gong was very unfamiliar with Fang Zhongyong, who judged the two of them before and after: "Wenyuan, why have you changed?" Where is the former feeling of serving the country and the people? Why is it so philistine? ”

Fang Zhongyong sighed: "How can the original intention change? Become a man of this world! If it weren't for the forcible suppression, maybe I would have broken out a long time ago. ”

"But it's unfair for the court to reward you?"

"What's so unjust? I was ranked in Jiuqing in the year of the weak crown, and the court treated me well, how dare I have a heart of resentment? I just think that in the entire Great Song Dynasty, none of them have a long-term vision. I think that the flowers are brocade and the fire is cooking oil, but I don't know that under the flashiness, there is a hidden murderous opportunity! ”

Ren Zenggong is a scholar of heaven and man, ranking among the eight masters of the Tang and Song dynasties, and he can't see where the so-called killing machine comes from.

Western Xia has already been beaten down, and it will not be able to fight again in three or five years.

Northern Liao? Neighbors who have lived in harmony with each other for many years have long been accustomed to peace. Yelu Zongzhen is not a master of great talent, he endures the bowl everywhere every year, and has a lot of fun, how can he come to provoke? Even if there is an ambitious one in the future, now that the Great Song Dynasty soldiers are strong and strong, the country is rich and the people are strong, which one are you afraid of?

What Fang Zhongyong didn't know was that he "easily" defeated the Western Xia, making the entire Great Song Dynasty, from the official government to the common people, even more complacent, thinking that he was invincible in the world.

Zeng Gong only thought that Fang Zhongyong was still worried about the reward, and decided to say something happy to amuse: "Wen Yuan just asked me why Shu Mao didn't come." My eldest brother has been fond of eating fish in the past two years, and he must eat it at almost every meal. Recently, I don't know what's going on, but my stomach seems to bulge suddenly, but the rest of me hasn't gained weight. The eldest brother felt ashamed to meet people, so he didn't have time to meet Wen Yuan. ”

Fang Zhongyong was furious, and slapped the case table made of hardwood with one palm: "Zigu mistook me!" Shu Mao's life is on the verge of death, are you still in the mood to laugh? ”

Zeng Gong was circled again: "If you have a small abdominal distention, just find some croton and take it, where is the worry about your life?" Also, Wenyuan, you are really good kung fu! Doesn't your hand hurt? ”

The hand doesn't hurt, the heart hurts!

It is said that quacks are harmful, but gluttony is even more harmful!

What is a fish belly? It's sashimi! Don't look at the fact that so many people in the country eat sashimi every day and eat sashimi, and they have not eaten the country of the melon.

It's not because the people of the country are resistant to building and are not afraid of death. The reason is simple, they eat sea fish. Comparatively, marine fish are much cleaner than freshwater fish. It is salted in salt water every day, and some parasites are all dead.

There is no need to guess, Zeng Ye must not be eating marine fish, maybe it is a mandarin fish or even a puffer fish in a ditch river full of excrement.

This is death!

Yan Rongyue, who heard the loud noise, ran in, thinking that the two had an argument. Seeing that Fang Zhongyong and Zeng Gong were talking and laughing happily, he put his mind at ease and said with a smile: "Since Xianggong came back, although he has been smiling, there is often anger between his eyebrows. The concubine was still thinking about whether to invite the mage to recite the scriptures and pray for blessings. I don't want Brother Zigu to come today, and with just a few cases, I will dissipate the anger of the minister. What a gratifying congratulations! The concubine prepared drinks and food, and accompanied her husband and old friends to drink a few more glasses. ”

"What kind of wine? Zigu, don't take it lightly, Shu Mao's illness is indeed not light. This disease is called schistosomiasis, and it is extremely severe. ”

Seeing Zeng Gong's ignorant eyes widen, Fang Zhongyong had no choice but to raise a chestnut: "Miao Gu knows, right?" In fact, it is made of various insect eggs, which people inadvertently swallow. When the eggs enter the human body, they hatch. Although it will not be able to die for a while, but over time, it will inevitably rob people's vitality, and will gradually erode their internal organs, eventually damage their livers, and even have Gu worms crawling everywhere in their minds until they die. ”

"How is it treated?" Zeng Gong, who has always been half a beat slower, was finally in a hurry.

"Nux strychnine, that is, the turtle, that is, Taizong's drug that poisoned Empress Li, do you know?"

Zeng Gong was shocked: "Wen Yuan said carefully! Taizong once poisoned Empress Li, and the theory of pulling the drug is just a rumor in the market. Then he lowered his voice and said, "Even if the thing is true, how do you know the formula of the drug?" Besides, if Shu Mao is really seriously ill, how can he use this tiger and wolf medicine to attack? ”

Fang Zhongyong also learned to keep his voice low: "Let's talk in such a low voice, if it reaches the ears of people with intentions, it seems that it is easier to have problems!" ”

Zeng Gong laughed loudly: "You, you're still so narrow!" Okay, okay, let's talk about some privacy in the open. The turtle is highly poisonous, how can you make Shu Mao take it, how much do you hate him! ”

"That's right!" Fang Zhongyong also laughed loudly, "The gentleman is frank, and the villain is long." Zigu is a frank gentleman, and he should act above board. Although the turtle is highly poisonous, if used properly and the amount is controlled, it has a miraculous effect on insecticide. It's just that Zigu has to persuade Shu Mao more, this greedy problem has to be changed no matter what. ”

Immediately wrote down the method of use, taboos, etc., Zeng Gong also sent a letter, called Fu Bo, and asked him to arrange to go to the military intelligence express shop, and we can also enjoy the convenience of a privilege.

Ten days later, Zeng Ye, who was far away in Nanfeng, fell into bad luck.

After reading Fang Zhongyong and Zeng Gong's letters, Zeng Ye reluctantly put down the fish trevel on the chopsticks, looked at the fine wine in the cup, and sighed.

Since Zeng Ye failed to solve the test again, he has always been depressed. Madame took pity on him and knew that he was greedy, so she often looked for some delicious food and wine, and even sang beautiful women to accompany him, which was really a model of virtuous and virtuous lady.

After seeing Zeng Ye read the letter, he was so depressed that he didn't even eat his favorite fish tart, and hurriedly asked with concern: "Why is my husband depressed?" But there is something bad in Wen Yuan and Zigu's letter? ”

Zeng Ye picked up the fish fillet again, put it in his mouth viciously, chewed it vigorously, then swallowed it in one gulp, and then slammed the wine glass on the ground, and said miserably: "Wen Yuan sent a medicine from Bianliang and asked me to take it today!" ”

Mrs. Zeng Ye was shocked: "Why did Wen Yuan do this?" Although his official position has risen sharply in the past two years, your friendship has become a little shallow. But the correspondence continued, and the husband was often proud of being able to make friends with Wenyuan. Could it be that this official really can't deserve it, Wen Yuan, I'm sorry, it's Fang Zhongyong's dog thief, and he has become so vicious? We don't offend him! ”

Seeing that the elegant lady was spitting fragrant, Zeng Ye knew that his joke was too big, and hurriedly redeemed it: "Madame, don't worry, it's all a joke for the husband!" Wen Yuan has a good relationship with me, how can it harm me? He knew about my bloating and thought it was caused by Gu worms. Let me stop eating fish chest, especially not to drink alcohol, and take a small amount of turtle deworming every day. ”

Zeng Ye's wife laughed annoyedly: "You are a bad old man, you are in your thirties, and you are not in shape." caused Wen Yuan to be scolded in vain, and it also made the concubine worried. Wen Yuan often has a clever plan, and his statement will definitely not be wrong. The husband should also drink less wine in the future, and I don't want you to be a high-ranking official and eunuch, as long as you live a peaceful life and a happy life. ”

Zeng Ye laughed: "Madam, don't say some frustrating words. Wenyuan High School, I have nothing to say, I really can't compare with others. But Zigu is in high school, how can I, who is a big brother, be compared to him? Just take the opportunity to quit drinking, study every day, and be the top of the high school list in the future, so that those people can see the family history of my Nanfeng Zeng family! Come on, quickly get the turtle and fry it, deworm it early, don't delay reading. ”

The wood turtle is the most poisonous, and it should never be taken with wine. Unbelief? Do you try to get cephalosporin?

After taking a few fried turtles, coupled with the strength of the wine, Zeng Ye immediately felt that his stomach was like a knife, and he hurriedly ran to the toilet, expelling a number of filth and countless insect eggs.

Hearing Zeng Ye's painful **, Mrs. Zeng, who loved her husband, hurriedly ran to check. Regardless of the fishy smell all over the ground, when he looked at it, Zeng Ye expelled almost all insect eggs, which made people shudder.

Zeng Ye was also shocked, so many insect eggs, once hatched, it was extremely scary to think about it! Viciously commanded: "Pour lime and burn them!" Which turtle son dares to persuade Lao Tzu to eat fish tart, Lao Tzu is not finished with him! ”

Mrs. Zeng was worried: "Tomorrow, will my husband still need to take medicine?" This medicine is so violent, I'm afraid that the insects have been killed, right? ”

"Of course! Until, there is not a single egg! ”

For more than a month, Zeng Ye's belly went down, and he lost his skin.

Zeng Ye was drinking meat porridge while scolding: "Zigu is too much of a thing!" I was advised to study hard, quit drinking, and quit fishing! I don't know if I will send some supplements back, how much oil and water Jingguan has! ”