Chapter 12: Who Are the Robbers?
Two figures stood on the left and right, one tall and one short, one fat and one thin, wearing the same cyan clothes, holding a sword in their hands, seeing the arrival of Zhuang Bifan and the four people, Humpty Dumpty took a step forward and aimed the long sword in his hand at Zhuang Bifan and the four of them!
"Well, you four listen, I planted this tree, I opened this road, if you want to pass from here, leave it to buy road money!"
When Zhang Qiang heard this, his expression instantly became flustered, how could he be so unlucky, walking on the road, he could meet robbers!
I heard that the robbers are extremely vicious, and they don't blink an eye when they kill people, so they won't kill themselves, right?
Hua Tianyu stared at the two robbers with interest, without any panic, blocking the road and robbing, which was a bit interesting.
Hu Mingxiong was already in a bad mood, he had no place to be angry, and now he saw that there were robbers who didn't open their eyes, daring to rob themselves, and they blew up on the spot, ready to let them feel the storm, but unfortunately before he could get angry, he was stopped by Zhuang Bifan.
Zhuang Bifan looked at the two robbers in front of him, his eyes were shining, and he said excitedly: "We have money!"
Zhang Qiang stared at Zhuang Bifan with a puzzled expression: When has this been, are you still thinking about this?
What's more, they are obviously here to rob us, why did they come to get money!
Zhuang Bifan's hot gaze, the two robbers who looked at it were furious and paralyzed, what is the situation?
Except for the little fat man's reaction among the four people, the other three are not normal, especially the one who is the most weirdly dressed, how does the look look like he wants to eat the two of them alive.
Zhuang Bifan said with a smile: "Dude, a few of our senior brothers are a little short of money, do you think it's inconvenient for us to borrow some money?"
The system said with disdain: "Why didn't I remind you for a while, you forgot your identity, you are the king of pretending to be forced in the future, and you have to maintain the B grid all the time, say this again!"
Hua Tianyu and the others looked at Zhuang Bifan with a black line, I'll wipe it, what kind of brain circuit are you, people are here to rob us, you borrow money from them?
The two robbers are also confused, and they will let themselves have a good look, the two of them are robbers, you are borrowing money from the two of us, what are you kidding?
So the Humpty Dumpty man directly waved the long sword, a faint red light erupted from his body, and roared: "Paralyzed, Lao Tzu is not joking with you, hand over the money, otherwise don't blame Lao Tzu for not recognizing the sword in his hand!"
The system looked at it and said appreciatively: "Look at the momentum of others, this B outfit, at most the strength of the star opening a section, it gives people a feeling that Lao Tzu is the first in the world!"
Zhuang Bifan: "Only when you have strength is called pretending, like this is a fool at most!"
"Hu Mingxiong, go on!"
Hu Mingxiong had been waiting impatiently for a long time, and when he heard Zhuang Bifan's words, he rushed forward without saying a word.
Bang! Bang!
A minute later, the two robbers who looked awesome and coaxed fell to the ground with blue noses and swollen faces, feeling that their bones were about to fall apart, and the most annoying thing was that after Hu Mingxiong beat them up, he said contemptuously: "Garbage!"
Zhuang Bifan said with a dissatisfied face: "Hu Mingxiong, how can you talk like that, people dare to use this strength to block the road and rob, it is enough to prove that the two of them are heroes, at least their courage is commendable!"
The two robbers stared at Zhuang Bifan with tears in their eyes, feeling extremely moved, this is simply a confidant!
Zhuang Bifan continued: "But the two of you dared to come out to block the road and rob the stars for a while, and you were not killed, that is also a miracle!"
The hearts of the two robbers were actually beeping dogs, they usually blocked the road and robbed, but they also divided people, and when they saw those with guards, or wearing the clothes of disciples of various sects, they absolutely did not move, and even hid and walked.
Today, when I saw the strange shape of Zhuang Bifan and a few people, I felt that it should be a weak chicken, so I rushed out, how do I know that these people are ruthless stubble, just do that just now, and the strength has definitely reached more than the sixth stage of the opening star!!
Zhuang Bifan said: "Dude, I don't have much else to say, you think about what I just said, how about borrowing some money?"
Humpty Dumpty's robber weakly asked, "Can I say no?"
Zhuang Bifan replied: "Of course...... No, it's a robbery, take out all the money in your pocket!"
When Humpty Dumpty heard this, he felt a burst of MMP in his heart, can't he still ask a fart, the two of them didn't say a word, and directly took out all the money in their pockets and handed it over to Zhuang Bifan!
Zhuang Bifan took it and took a look, and found that it was all some broken silver, at most ten taels, and asked: "Why are they all broken silver, and there are no star stones?"
Humpty Dumpty shook his head weakly.
How could he have something as precious as a star stone, and even if he really had it, he would have taken it to cultivate, how could he have left it.
Zhuang Bifan said with a look of disdain, "Poor, I don't even have a star stone." ”
Humpty Dumpty roared inwardly: Paralyzed, despise me for being poor, you even rob the poor of money, you are not poor!!
"No more?" Zhuang Bifan asked.
"It's gone!" replied Humpty Dumpty.
Zhuang Bifan looked at the two suspiciously, and then said, "Take off your clothes!"
"What do you want to do?"
Humpty Dumpty clasped his hands in front of his chest and stared at Zhuang Bifan with a wary expression.
Zhuang Bifan: "Where did you get so much nonsense, let you take it off, hurry up, it's slippery!"
"Big brother, I'm ......" The tall and thin man stared at Humpty Dumpty with a hesitant expression.
Humpty Dumpty gritted his teeth and said, "Take it off!"
The paralyzed, left in the green mountains, not afraid of no firewood, while taking off, there were tears of humiliation in his eyes!
Five minutes later!
Humpty Dumpty and Thin Tall stood on the road trembling in only a pair of underwear, watching Zhuang Bifan and the others take their clothes and long swords and fly away, tears flowed down their faces, and they couldn't help but have some doubts in their hearts, whether they were robbers or they were robbers, how could this action be more skilled than themselves?!
Zhang Qiang looked at the miserable appearance of the two in the sunset, and said, "Brother Zhuang, isn't it a bit too much for us to do this, should we leave their clothes?"
Hu Mingxiong sneered and said: "It's too much, then it's not too much if they want to rob us? Like the robbers who robbed them in the road, I don't know how many lives they have, if we don't kill them, they will burn high incense!"
Zhang Qiang's face suddenly changed when he heard this, and he hurriedly said, "Then why don't we arrest them and send them to Yunshan City for trial?"
Zhuang Bifan: "This is an official's business, it has nothing to do with us, what's more, if we send them to trial, who will we rob when we come back?"
Come back and rob whom?
When Zhang Qiang and the others heard this, they suddenly had a black line on their faces, and they couldn't help but feel silent for these two robbers, if they knew that after Zhuang Bifan came back, he wanted to rob them again, I am afraid that they would have the heart to die!