Chapter 80: Jokes, people know themselves, do you have them?

Liu Bei is really a talent, and he has a way not to say it at first, but he can't help but say it if he has to be beaten honestly.

When Cheng Yuanzhi heard this, he was overjoyed, and sometimes he had to press the burden and whip the generals under his command. No, after the fight, Liu Bei's strategy was like a spring, and he had a plan.

With a smile on his face again, Cheng Yuanzhi raised his leg and kicked Liu Bei violently, his hand strength had not yet recovered, his leg strength was not bad, and he shouted:

"If you have something to say, you can say it quickly, and if you have a fart, let it go. There are no outsiders here, what do you look like, like a girl. ”

After being kicked again, Liu Bei was so painful that he was almost out of breath, but he didn't dare to slack off, and hurriedly said:

"Thorn History, since Bo'an and Bogui both want to be the Assassin of Youzhou, it is better to take the position of Assassin History, use it as a color head, and assess them, as long as the assessment is passed, one of them will be the Assassin History, and the Assassin History You can take the initiative to be promoted to Youzhou Mu."

"The history of the assassin is the pastor of Youzhou, and then the two Han clan relatives of Bei and Bo'an are the cousins of the history of the assassination, and the son of tomorrow will be the son of tomorrow, and this matter will be done. In this way, you will be promoted to Youzhou Mu, and Bo'an and Bogui can also compete fairly, participate in the assessment, and compete for the post of Assassin, which is in line with what the Assassin said before, appointing people on the basis of merit and employing people only with ability. ”

Liu Bei's bad idea, in fact, there are many pitfalls in it.

If Cheng Yuanzhi took himself as the pastor of Youzhou, he would no longer serve as the assassin of the history, and Liu Bei's previous assessment of the Zhuojun county guard would have a reason to ask for cash.

In addition, let Liu Yu and Gongsun Zan compete fairly and participate in the assessment, but they did not point out that the assessment was not simple, and the rhythm of being hammered properly.

Those who can carry the hammer of the process of foresight, and those who are lucky enough to survive, have the opportunity to become a thorn in history, looking at Liu Yu's small body, I am afraid it will be difficult.

Gongsun Chan is younger, but his body is not hard, and he is pampered.

Youzhou Mu, Cheng Yuanzhi is also very interested, mainly because the official of the assassin is not majestic enough, the business in Luoyang is too hot, and large and small orders are not let go, and there will be hundreds of thorn histories and countless county guards in a day.

Continue to be a stab, boring. Today is Liu Yu coming, there is one more thorn history, and tomorrow maybe someone will come to the door, holding the thorn history edict to talk about things, like flies to drive away, irritable.

And Youzhou Mu, this official position sounds fresh, and no one seems to sell this kind of official when he went to Luoyang before.

Cheng Yuanzhi raised his eyebrows, was furious, and urged angrily:

"And then? Speaking human words, chattering crookedly, what kind of thing is this Youzhou Mu? Is it worth the money? Say it quickly, don't say it again, and be careful if you break your leg. ”

In order to protect his legs and not become disabled, Liu Bei made witty remarks and said with a smile:

"Assassin History, Youzhou Mu is an official position above the Assassin History and the county guard, and officials can be appointed and dismissed at will, even across states and counties. In a secluded place, the assassin is in charge of soldiers and horses, in charge of military affairs, and the county guard is the head of the county officials, and he is in charge of internal affairs. But Youzhou Mu is very powerful, not only in charge of the history of the assassin, but also in charge of the county guard, but also in charge of other states and counties. ”

"Therefore, I implore the assassin to accept himself as the pastor of Youzhou, and then reward the meritorious ministers with the position of the assassin to show encouragement. This is not a personal idea, but the consensus of Bo'an and Bei, the history of the assassin is great, great achievements, loved by the people, should lead the Youzhou pastoral, in order to coordinate the military generals, jointly develop Youzhou better, and lead Jizhou, Qingzhou and Yanzhou and other places to get rich together and move towards prosperity. ”

The state pastor is indeed a higher official position than the Thorn History and the county guard, but the Han Dynasty takes the county system as the main management, and there is no such thing as a state pastor at all. The state pastor, as the name suggests, is the pastor of a state, and the pastor means management.

Liu Bei is brainwashing Cheng Yuanzhi and secretly changing the concept, even if he is the pastor of Youzhou, how can the state pastor of Youzhou manage Qingzhou, Jizhou and Yanzhou. In fact, this is a typical caliber problem, claiming to be a state pastor living in Youzhou.

That's a big deal, the state pastor, the thirteen states of the Han Dynasty, which state is not under the jurisdiction of the state pastor?

Cheng Yuanzhi pulled the horsewhip violently, whipped Liu Bei again fiercely, and said with a smile:

"Okay, then so-and-so will be this Youzhou pastor, Youzhou Mu sounds a little interesting, a certain reluctantly, for you to be a Youzhou herd, alas, self-led Youzhou Mu, this state herd is hard work, no way. Xuande's recommendation is meritorious, and it should be rewarded. Say, what does Xuande want? ”

After Cheng Yuanzhi asked Liu Bei, without waiting for Liu Bei to make a request, he turned to look at Liu Yu and Gongsun Zhan, and also began to show grace and asked:

"There are a few of you, if you want to be a thorn history, you should be a thorn history, and if you want to be a county guard, you will reward the county guard, all of you will talk about it, drink together, the picture is to have fun, and the state pastor will reward you, so that you can feel the selfless state pastor care."

Liu Yu had a lot of affection in his heart, and looked at Liu Bei's miserable appearance again, how dare he get an inch, and asked cautiously:

"State pastor, I want to be a thorn history, this Youzhou thorn history is still a thorn history?"

As soon as Liu Yu asked, Cheng Yuanzhi shook it off violently and shouted:

"Exactly! After eating the whip of Benzhou Mu, Bo'an, you will also be your own person in the future, and the history of Youzhou Thorn will be rewarded to you. ”

The whip hit the back of Liu Yu's hand, and Liu Yu was whipped so that his hands were covered with blood, but when he heard that the history of Youzhou was still kept for Liu Yu, Liu Yu suddenly didn't feel so painful.

Gongsun Chan was unhappy, why could Liu Yu be the assassin of Youzhou, and Gongsun Zhan, who was a hero, naturally had to make a little benefit, so he hurriedly stepped forward to ask the official:

"The state pastor, Zhan also wants to be a thorn in history, do things for the state pastor, share worries for the state pastor, please ask the state pastor to agree."

Gongsun Chan jumped over Liu Yu and did not point the finger at Liu Yu, otherwise one person would have one mouth, the public said that the public was reasonable, and the mother-in-law said that the mother-in-law was reasonable.

Cheng Yuanzhi knew that Gongsun Chan was a relatively straightforward person, and his means of playing intrigue and trickery were estimated to be not enough to pour tea and water for Liu Yu, and if Gongsun Chan was left in Youzhou, he would definitely be suppressed by Liu Yu with his IQ.

Seeing that Bai Ma Yicong's sake, he also had to appease Gongsun Zhan, after all, although Bai Ma Yicong cost a lot, its effectiveness was also obvious, and it was a very good class of troops to fight against foreign clans or pursue enemy troops.

Syllable!

Cheng Yuanzhi whipped Gongsun Zhan with his backhand, his face was black, and he scolded angrily:

"Honshu pastor gave you face? Do you want to be a thorn too? What is your ability to be a stab? People Bo'an was demoted from Zongzheng, and the official was demoted to be the assassin history, what great merit do you have to promote you to the assassin history of Benzhou? Is it the advantage of a rice bucket that can't chase and kill and can only eat dry food, or is it Wen Taowu's advantage that he can't do anything? Jokes, people know themselves, do you have them? ”