Chapter 322: Zhuge Liang Dreams and Makes Plans to Draw a Picture on the Frightened Bed
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"Husband, this poem is good, but it is a little sad, watching the beautiful scenery in this city tower, when reciting a poem about the scenery." Wang Dai whispered.
"Yes! Master, the disciple also wants the master to write a poem. Xiao Li Shimin also shook Yang Er's hand and said.
"Brother Sichang, do you want to have a song?" Yang Er turned to look at Chai Shao, and said in his heart, how can I have the ability to improvise poems, if it weren't for the famous sentence of Du Fu's "Shu Xiang", I wouldn't be able to remember it, so I improvised it after a slight modification. If I'm making a song, who am I going to copy? Let's let Chai Shao resist for a while! Think about which poem is more suitable to read now, and I hope that one of the 300 Tang poems in my mind can be taken out to suit the occasion.
"Childe, Chai Mou is only a shallow learner and can't write poetry, so he won't be ugly here!" Unexpectedly, Chai Shao pushed the problem to Yang Er again with a word, which made him a little difficult to ride a tiger. I knew that it was better not to read a song like this, this B was about to overturn, and Yang Er secretly complained in his heart. But on the surface, it was still a light and breezy appearance, looking at the scenery around the city tower again, urgently searching for poems related to the word "Dengcheng" in his mind, his eyes suddenly lit up, and he secretly said in his heart: "Yes, didn't Yang Jun of the Tang Dynasty have a poem of "Guangwu Nostalgia"? It's just that the idle guy has nothing to do, and he ran up to the castle tower to do it, and it would be better to use it here with only a slight modification. ”
"Smack~" Yang Er opened the folding fan in his hand, fanned it a few times, and entered the state of opening B, pretending to suddenly wake up and said: "Yes, this son is making a song "Nanzheng Huaigu"!"
The river flows eastward, and the city is pleasant. The sea clouds are constantly flying, and the grass and green on the shore are connected.
There is no old field in Longmen, and Wuhou has a legacy. The choke soldiers are easy to defend, and they are pointing to He Jie.
Heaven seized Xiang's conspiracy and died in the Han family's business. The mound mountain can be seen from afar, and the north looks at the tears.
Hehehehe~ Okay, go downtown! Yang Ernian stopped (after loading B), laughed and put away the fan and walked to the city. The crowd followed behind them, and then there was a frantic cheer.
Wang Dai and the two daughters of Chuchen looked at each other and smiled, and then followed closely behind their husband and went to the city.
"Shimin, why are you still stunned! Let's go~" Chai Shao just walked a few steps and found that there was no Xiao Li Shimin beside him, and when he looked back, he saw that he was still standing in place, chanting words in his mouth, as if he had forgotten everything outside his body.
Back at the Nanzheng Mansion, Yang Er briefly asked some questions about people's livelihood and the garrison, and then it was time for dinner. This dinner was sumptuous, under the repeated toasts of Xue Wanchun, Shang Shifu and the three generals of Xin Wenli, Yang Er was also drunk with seven points, and then looked at the three generals who frequently came forward to toast, they were already drunk unconscious and slept under the table.
With the support of Wang Dai and the second daughter of Chuchen, Yang Er slept on the bed, and the relaxation of his spirit made him fall asleep soon. Wang Dai and Chuchen also cleaned up a little, then undressed and lay down to sleep around Yang Er. Outside the house, Liang Shitai, Zuo Tiancheng, Zhong Jian and Luo Shixin were guarded by shifts, and they did not dare to relax at all.
It was late at night, and it was pitch black all around, and there was still a candle in Yang's second room that had not been extinguished, making the room very dim. Maybe it was some urine, Yang Er woke up, got up in a daze, got out of bed in a daze, and wanted to find the night pot in the house. Suddenly, a gust of wind blew from the corner of the house, Yang Er felt strange and turned his head to look, only to see a figure faintly walking out of the corner of the house. The black light is blind, and Yang Er's consciousness is not yet sober, he only thinks that it is a figure, but he can't really see the face of this person.
"You, who are you? Why did you come to see me? Yang Er asked in a daze.
"Your Majesty, don't be surprised, the minister is Kong Mingye, the prime minister of Shu Han! Today, I am grateful to Your Majesty for the grace of giving poems to your ministers, and I have come to meet Your Majesty. After speaking, he held the feather fan in his hand and saluted Yang Ershen.
Seeing Zhuge Liang's iconic feather fan and the scarf on his head, although Yang Er still couldn't see his face clearly, he also knew that this figure was Kong Ming. In a daze, he asked, "It turns out that Mr. Wolong is here, I don't know what to see?" ”
"Your Majesty, the minister knows that His Majesty's trip is to Chengdu to persuade the King of Shu and the family to join the imperial court, and the minister has a plan to offer to Your Majesty to help Your Majesty recover Yizhou."
"Please speak up, sir."
"In order to repay the first lord three times, the minister repeatedly tried to revive the Han dynasty in the northern expedition, but he always failed to collapse, and the reason for this was that the four major families in Shuzhong attacked each other and consumed the national strength. His Majesty will still face the noble family of Shuzhong when he goes to Shuzhong, not the current King of Shu. If you want to make Shuzhong submit to Your Majesty, you should kill the Shuzhong family, which is the way to stabilize and stay for a long time; On the contrary, if Your Majesty implements a new policy, there will be no peace in Shuzhong. When the strategy of pacification and military power is adopted to pacify Shuzhong, it can last for a long time. The words of this minister! ”
"What the gentleman said is very true! I have this intention when I go, and my intention is secretly in line with Mr.'s strategy. But please sir teach me where to enter the army in Shu is the best? Yang Er asked, he was anxious for a while, and when he saw that Zhuge Liang didn't want to go, he couldn't bear it anymore, anyway, the light in the room was extremely dim, so he turned his back and approached the swollen little D with a night pot in his hand, and opened the gate to release the water.
"Your Majesty, if you don't have to move troops to cross the Shu Road, you just need to hand over the important minister of the King of Shu, Silu Zhang Ruoshui, and this person will go to say that the general Rui will vote for His Majesty in the big year. His Majesty went to Chengdu just in time to catch up with the concubine of the King of Shu, and the princess was Rui Lianniang, the daughter of Rui Danian. Rui Lianniang originally had a marriage contract with the son of the Shu family, and the hatred of taking his wife made the Xingding country sneak into the palace and assassinate the king of Shu on the night of the wedding. Your Majesty can take this opportunity to kill all the families of the Shuzhong family with Rui Danian's soldiers, and in one fell swoop, he can determine the --- of Shuzhong."
Before he finished listening to Zhuge Liang's whole set of strategies, Fang Yi heard that his fourth brother would be stabbed to death on the wedding night, Yang Er suddenly woke up, but the hand holding the night pot let go and fell to the ground with a "clang", and Xiao D, who was in the middle of the water, shot straight to the ground with a soak of urine.
"Husband, husband, wake up soon, why are you peeing on the bed --- husband?" When Wang Dai was sleeping soundly, she suddenly felt a burst of dampness and heat behind her, touched it with her hand, and suddenly noticed that something was wrong, turned over and screamed.
Chuchen was also awakened by Wang Dai's scream, and hurriedly slapped Yang Er's cheek with his hand.
Yang Er finally woke up, and when he saw himself lying in Chuchen's arms, he immediately understood, and said with a long sigh of relief: "It turned out to be Nan Ke's dream!" ”
"Husband, look at the good things you did, how old you are, you are still in bed, and the back of the concubine is wet." Wang Dai shouted angrily, constantly counting Yang Er.
"Huh? Wet the bed for your husband? Yang Erteng's face turned red, and he said in his heart, he has never wetted the bed since he was a child, why did he wet the bed when he grew up? But then he saw the watery wetland under him, coupled with the bedwetting tools that he hadn't had time to take back, and hurriedly said: "It's all because I drank too much wine, and because my husband was frightened in a dream, so I begged my two sisters not to go out." Yang Er hurriedly got up and got out of bed, took off the clothes that were already soaking wet, and prepared to change them. By the way, I looked at the corner of the wall, where there was also the figure of Zhuge Kongming in the dream.
"Husband, don't worry, it's already dawning, it's not too late to let my little sister go and get some hot water for my husband to wipe it and then change her clothes." Izuchen covered his mouth and said with a smile, he had never seen his brother so embarrassed.
"Good, good! It's still the dust sister who thinks thoughtfully, so she says it's a wash wash for her husband. Don't alarm Uncle Ma next door. Yang Er took off his wet clothes and pants, sat on the stool by the table with his bare buttocks, and felt a little strange about his bedwetting.
Wang Dai also lost her sleepiness, took off her wet belly pocket and underpants, and sat down beside Yang Er, comforting Yang Er and saying, "Husband has never been like this, but did you dream of something in your dreams?" Husband~Husband! ”
What Wang Dai said to himself, Yang Er didn't hear it at all, and then saw his eyes staring straight at something on the ground--- Night Pot. The night pot fell to the ground, isn't that the same place where he peed in his dream? What's even more bizarre is that there is still a puddle of urine on the ground.
"Could it be that everything in last night's dream was real? Did Zhuge Kongming's soul really come here last night to enlighten me? Will my fourth brother really die in the assassination of the family in the near future? The memories of the dream suddenly came to the fore, and they all remembered it clearly. Yang Erdun felt very weird, but it was obvious that the urine stains on the bed had proved that he had not gotten up at all but had urinated on the bed. And he slept between the two women, if he got up, how could he not wake up the female swordsman who was sleeping beside him with keen senses?
"What's wrong with you, husband?" Looking at Yang Er's demented appearance, Wang Dai was also startled, and hurriedly touched his head and asked.
"No, nothing. It's just that the husband remembered the situation in the dream, as if it were real. Can you believe it? Last night, the soul of Zhuge Kongming of Dingjun Mountain entered the dream of the husband, and also told the husband how to pacify Yizhou, and offered a strategy for the husband. ”
"Huh? There is it all. No wonder the husband is incontinent in his dreams. Wait for the dust sister to come back, let her calculate for her husband and know the truth of the dream. ”
"Hmmm! This is exactly what the husband means. Sister Dai, don't get too close, it smells so bad. Seeing Wang Dai leaning too close to him, Yang Er suddenly felt a little embarrassed, after all, he was bare, his body was still wet, and he exuded a smell of urine.
Soon, under the service of the second daughter, Yang Er changed into clean clothes. While changing clothes, Yang Er told the original dream of last night to Chuchen. Chuchen also felt weird when he heard it, and after Yang Er changed his clothes and was tidy, Chuchen sat on the futon mat with his eyes slightly closed, his fingers moved, and he began to calculate the words in his mouth.
After a while, as if the dust had already obtained the result, he opened his eyes and said to Yang Er and Wang Dai: "Brother Shi, the little sister has already calculated, there was indeed the spirit banner of Zhuge Kongming of Dingjun Mountain last night. Because of the sentence in the poem of the world brother, "Die before leaving the teacher, and make the hero full of tears", I think that Zhuge Liang 300 years ago tried his best to help the Han Dynasty, but unfortunately the bad luck failed to complete the oath he made in front of the ancestor Liu Bei, although people died, but the ghosts always gathered in the Dingjun Mountain and did not disperse, and he wanted to see the Han Dynasty unify the country to be reincarnated. Now he has put the hope of truly realizing the unification of the society since the end of the Han Dynasty on his brother, so he came to support his dream. What he said in his dream should be true, and the world brother can act according to Zhuge 's plan. ”
Yang Er didn't say anything when he heard this, just nodded silently, because it was an extreme absurdity for him to come to Dasui, and it would not be strange to encounter something like Zhuge Liang's undead dream. In addition, what Sister Izuchen said is the Tao, and I will take it as if it is true. But if it is true, it also means that his fourth brother is indeed dying! Alas~
"Today, I will go to Zhuge Tomb to sweep the sacrifices, and it is good to show my husband's determination to unify the world of the Han family, so that his soul can go to the underworld as soon as possible and be reincarnated as soon as possible." Yang Er said softly to the second daughter.
"Draw pen and ink." Yang Er said to Wang Dai.
Immediately, Wang Dai and Chuchen put the pen, ink, paper, and inkstone that Yang Er needed on the table, and Chuchen personally sharpened the ink for him.
Yang Er spread out the paper, the brush was stained with ink, and he wrote two memorial texts with a single stroke. Wang Dai took a closer look, and these two sacrificial texts were actually written about Zhuge Liang's before and after the teacher's list.
"For the husband, today he will sing and burn this "Before and After the Teacher Table" in front of Zhuge Tomb to feel Kong Ming's heart. If you can get Yizhou to return to your heart this time, you will come to worship again for your husband. ”
Because he suddenly wanted to go to the tomb of Zhuge in Dingjun Mountain to pay respects, Yang Er and his entourage were delayed in Nanzheng City for three days, and when everything was finished and the rest was about the same, because he was thinking about the fourth brother, Yang Er led everyone to embark on the journey to Chengdu again.
In order to enter Shu by the rice cang road, Yang Liang, the king of Han, also specially invited two guides for the caravan. Because Nanzhengcheng is not far from the entrance of Micang Road, and it is a mountain trail, Yang Er and his entourage abandoned the carriage and went on a horse.
This line is the 10th. In addition to going over the mountains and mountains, all the way is along the cliffs and cliffs built a series of dangerous suspended plank roads. Fortunately, with the guidance of a guide, I walked a long shortcut, and avoided the collapsed section of the plank road, and came smoothly all the way to the end of the southern end of the rice cang road. From here to Langzhong, it is an official road, and it is no longer difficult.
In an inn in Bazhong City, Yang Eryi and his party lived for 4 days, and finally alleviated the hardships of crossing Micang Road.
On this day, Yang Er was discussing with Chai Shao and Zheng Xu in the room.
"Shopkeeper Zheng, is this map of Micang Road perfect?" According to the plan of this trip, not only Weifu will go to Chengdu, but also use this hike to draw a road map into Shu. This task was handed over to Zheng Xu, who often travels from south to north.
"Childe, please see, the route map has been drawn in the past few days, but there are too many cliff plank roads, and there are 5 mules and horses that carry supplies and die because of this. This road is too difficult and dangerous, and it is not suitable to use soldiers! Zheng Xu spread the drawings on the table and said. It can be said that this rice cang road into Shu is the most difficult road he has ever walked.
"Childe, after we actually embarked on this trip, we can conclude that this road can only be used for a small group of men and horses to raid, and it is still inconvenient for the team to come from this road. The most important thing is that as soon as you come out of the rice cang road, it is this Bazhong City, if our army comes from this road but is blocked by Bazhong City, it will be impossible to advance or retreat, and it will be difficult to supply food from this road. It is advisable to enter Shu from the Taurus Road with better road conditions. Chai Shao added his opinion.
"Master, if our army attacks from this road, the enemy only needs to set up a card to block it at a dangerous place or burn a plank road in advance, and our army will not be able to pass. If the front and rear plank roads are destroyed, our army will have to wait for death. Xiao Li Shimin also expressed his opinion, which is also pertinent. Although he was the one who played the most along the way, he still had some serious things in his head and some opinions.
"Hmmm! Everybody's right. The situation mentioned by Shimin will definitely happen, even if it goes through many difficulties and dangers to the city of Bazhong, it is bound to become the end of the crossbow, there is no way to take this city, and our army can only starve to death outside the city at that time. It seems that it should still enter Shu from the direction of Jingzhou, although the distance is farther, but it is a feasible way. Yang Yang--" After Yang Er finished speaking his opinion, he immediately called Yang Yang, the guard outside the house.