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Once reincarnated, Jin was at hand. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

Seeing Liu Box and Fan Yu standing there stupidly in a daze, Jin Shangyu said with a smile: "That, forget it, you haven't heard of it, there are more things you haven't seen!" Don't try it yet! ”

"Ahh This, how the hell is this made! The color is red and bright, the taste is mellow and the juice is thick, the shape is crispy and not broken, and the fragrance is glutinous but not greasy. ”

"I said big brother! You wouldn't be a chef too! How can you taste it so well! ”

"Well, you don't know! Our eldest brother was also a well-known chef back then! Later, because of some things, he became a miscellaneous servant! ”

"Forget it, don't mention the unhappy things! Isn't it good now! Being alive is more important than anything else! Besides, there's what it's called! I don't think the average person can do it! ”

"Big brother, this is called Dongpo meat! Forget it, whatever you say it's called, just call it! "I was very happy to see the two old brothers, and Jin someone, who was a chef for the first time, was also very pleased.

Speaking of which, Jin Shangyu, as a traverser, has really never made Dongpo meat once in modern society. The reason why they are doing so well today, to put it bluntly, is mainly because these people don't know the taste of meat for two months.

In other words, even if the meat is cooked directly, the brothers will shout that it is delicious.

Of course, Jin Shangyu still tried his best.

"Damn, Su Dongpo, you are a great writer! You should thank me, master! Without me, how could your Dongpo meat be able to show up in an earlier dynasty! At a certain moment, just when the two elder brothers were eating brightly, Jin had such an idea in his mind.

After dinner, a delicious meal also gave the three of them more topics to talk about. Lying in a small ear hole of less than ten square meters, looking at the everlasting lamp that is not too bright, flashing from time to time, Jin Shangyu really misses the most eye-catching little bulb in modern society.

"Brother! I see you've been restless for the past two days! Could it be that something is wrong with the brain again! ”

"You're not right in your head! Brother, I'm fine! Well, ask one thing, do you say that there are really ghosts in this world? ”

"Ghosts! There should be! But no one seems to have actually seen it! ”

"This one! Actually, I hope that there really are ghosts, so that we can be ghosts when we die! Maybe you won't be bullied like you are now! ”

"Well, I'm sorry! This topic is a bit heavy! Let's change it! I don't know if the two brothers have ever married a wife! ”

"Forget it, they're all my own brothers, just say it, just pass the time! Before I became a handyman, I really had a good match! But I just didn't touch anything! I guess I'm already married by now! Alas! ”

"Alas, what! Boss, you've finally gotten along for a while! Unlike me, I have lived in the palace since I was a child, and I have seen a lot of beautiful women, but I don't let me touch any of them! ”

"Hahaha, it turns out that you two still have such a past! I said second brother, I heard that there are beautiful women in this palace! I also heard that our old emperor also invented a trick called 'sheep cart hope luck'! Have you heard? ”

"I said, you boy, where did you hear that! This is a crime to kill the head! But don't tell me, I really know about it! It is said that because there are nearly 10,000 fans in the harem, every night after a busy day of court politics, the emperor is always very worried when he wants to play, and he doesn't know which concubine to choose. Later, I heard that the emperor thought of a fair and reasonable way to solve this problem, that is, let the sheep pull the cart and walk freely in the palace, he sat in the car, and the sheep stopped where the emperor went to which concubine! But if it's called 'sheep cart hope', I don't know! ”

"Damn, it turns out that this Emperor Wu of Jin really has such a thing! It seems that the people of the future generations have not wronged him! After listening to Fan Yu's story, Jin Shangyu also muttered to himself in his heart.

In this way, the three brothers lived in the Junyang Mausoleum without any goals, but fortunately, Jin Shangyu made a new thing from time to time, and time passed little by little.

However, one day, just as the three brothers were chatting, there was suddenly a jagged footstep outside.

"Quick, before the righteous spirit! Someone might be coming! While speaking, Liu Box had already taken Fan Yu and Jin Shangyu to quickly come to the righteous spirit of Emperor Wu of Jin.

"Get on your knees, someone is really coming!" After a simple word, the three of them also knelt in front of the spirit in unison.

At this time, the footsteps outside were getting louder and louder.

"The emperor has arrived!"

"Damn, it's that stupid emperor! How did he come! Nothing is going on! It stands to reason that it's only been a few months, and nothing should happen! Hearing the shouting outside, Jin Shangyu was also silently thinking in his heart.

"Go down, all of you! I'm going to go in and worship my father alone! ”

"Yes! You, and you, go out with me! Let's pick up the emperor later! Under a strange order, the footsteps outside were still chaotic, but they were getting weaker and weaker.

However, at this time, the footsteps that only listened to the da, da, da are becoming clearer and clearer. Don't think about it, you know that someone walked in.

"Oh, and there are three more people here! It must be a wake! ”

"If you go back to the emperor, we are miscellaneous servants who guard the soul of the former emperor! Long live my emperor, long live, long live! ”

"Miscellaneous servants, Guardians! Is it that you will never be able to get out of the Junyang Mausoleum! ”

"This, we can guard the soul of the emperor, this is where our fortune lies!"

"Alas, too, he is a miserable man! Forget it, just kneel with the widow for a while! Of course, the person who came in was none other than Sima Zhen, the second emperor of the Great Jin Dynasty, a person who was called the mentally handicapped emperor by the world.

But now in Jin Shangyu's eyes, it seems like a different person. Although his physical appearance is still that of Sima Zhen, who emphasized filial piety that day, his eyes are obviously full of wisdom energy, and it is not a sign of intellectual disability at all.

"Damn, they all say that Sima Zhen is a foolish emperor, why does he look like this now! Could it be that the judgments in history are also untrue, maybe the stories of 'official and private toads' and 'why not eat meat porridge' are false! ”

For a while, Sima Zhen's image also underwent some changes in Jin Shangyu's heart. Although this science and engineering man's knowledge of history is not as good as that of those master-level figures, he still knows some allusions.

However, in the face of such a situation, it can be seen from his pale face that Liu Box and Fan Yu are already a little stupid. They never imagined that the current emperor would stand alone in front of them.