Chapter 1032: Fang Jun was beaten
The emperor's order cannot be disobeyed, and Fang Jun has to reluctantly serve as the head of the prime minister, which is also the position of "head of the family welcome group". His face was reluctant, but it made His Majesty Li Er's other sons-in-law envious, jealous and hateful.
are all sons-in-law, why is the gap so big?
In the end, everyone came to a self-deceptive conclusion, this is not because His Majesty Li Er loves Fang Jun, but because he saw that Fang Jun was strong and had a strong ability to resist beatings, and he used it to resist the "killing stick" after he arrived at the Wang family.
When I thought about it, my heart suddenly felt comfortable. Do you think this head of the prime minister is easy to do?
Only Fang Jun didn't have much experience with this kind of thing, so he ignored it for a while......
As soon as the good day arrives, all kinds of honor guards in the palace gather, the voices of people are boiling, the drums are noisy, and the colorful flags are fluttering......
Fang Jun stood in front of Li Zhi with a black face, accepting the advice of the "Commander-in-Chief of the Wedding Ceremony", there will be a special person to remind him in the link that needs to be paid attention to, this will not go wrong, but when it comes to which link to say, it will be very particular, if you are not careful, it will not be good, the joke is small, if you leave regrets for the wedding of His Royal Highness King Jin, who will carry this pot? Who can afford to carry it?
The reason why Fang Jun was in a bad mood was because of the two "chief and deputy commanders" of the wedding ceremony......
The commander-in-chief is Linghu Dedi, who is responsible for the control of the wedding process as the secretary of the Ministry of Rites, which is his duty, and others can't rob it if they want to. Besides, this kind of thing should be done well, and if you do it badly, you have to bear the wrath of His Majesty Li Er, and a fool will rob it!
The deputy commander-in-chief is also an old acquaintance, and it is said that Li Chunfeng, a bull-nosed Taoist priest who has devoted himself to studying astrological mathematics in retreat......
The ancients firmly believed in Feng Shui mathematics, which direction at which hour represents good luck and evil are destined by God, such a large-scale ceremony must have an expert who is proficient in metaphysics and mathematics to do professional guidance, no one is more suitable than Li Chunfeng.
If there is, then there is only another god in the Tang Dynasty, Yuan Tiangang......
For Linghu Dedi, Fang Jun doesn't look down on him from the bottom of his heart, but the old man is full of economy but he is extremely pedantic, always relying on the old man to show off his qualifications, which is not likable. And Li Chunfeng is a person who Fang Jun is extremely afraid of and tries his best to avoid close contact, this person is always mysterious and secretive, and he has some inexplicable "superpowers", which makes Fang Jun, who has a ghost in his heart, very weak every time he sees it.
For example, now, when Li Chunfeng looked at Fang Jun with a smile, Fang Jun felt that all his secrets were hidden in front of this magic stick, and this feeling was definitely uncomfortable......
"Erlang is a pedantic man, and he is deeply admired. I have devoted myself to studying the "Mathematics" classic given by Erlang, and I have really benefited a lot. Later, when I have time, Poor Dao will come to visit, and I hope that Erlang will not be tired of hating guests coming to the door, and will not hesitate to give advice. ”
Li Chunfeng took advantage of Linghu Dedi's advice to Li Zhi, and patted Fang Jun with a smile before making his request.
Fang Jun sighed helplessly, rolled his eyes, and said angrily: "From time to time, Benhou is tired of you, so you won't go?" ”
Li Chunfeng didn't feel embarrassed at all, and said with a smile: "Erlang said and laughed, you are a handsome man with a big heart, how can you be stingy with what you have learned?" ”
Fang Jun was speechless.
Lao Tzu is not stingy with knowledge, Lao Tzu really looks at you with a weak heart......
"Aha, I'll talk about this later, I'll talk about it later...... Look, the old man Linghu called you......"
Finally took Li Chunfeng away, and Fang Jun wiped his sweat.
I don't do anything bad in my life, and I'm not afraid of ghosts knocking on the door in the middle of the night. When I have secrets in my heart that I can't confide or leak, I always feel inexplicably short of breath, which is really not good. But through this great secret, he can't tell anyone, so he can only bury it in his heart alone until the earth is desolate......
I have the biggest secret in my heart, and it's really uncomfortable.
As soon as the wedding process was carried out in an orderly manner, Fang Jun seemed listless, he coped with two sentences when it was time for him to speak, and tried to make soy sauce as late as possible the rest of the time......
Li Chengqian walked up to him and asked with concern, "Erlang is not feeling well?" ”
Fang Junxin said: I don't know if my body is uncomfortable, and my nerves are not comfortable......
"It's okay, it's okay, it's just not used to it."
"Oh, that's good. But when you get to the Wang family later, Erlang must be careful, the Wang family doesn't have a good impression of you......"
Halfway through his words, he was called away by Linghu Dedi.
Fang Jun was a little suspicious.
It is certain that the Wang family is not right with him.
The Wang family in the world is the most prominent in Taiyuan and Langya, since they are the same surname, the two have always been in contact with each other and support each other. And these two royal surnames are not harmonious with Fang Jun, and the branch of Wang Xue'an of the Langya Wang clan was tossed by Fang Jun to death, although the improvement of the relationship is only a discord between the face and the heart, and the estrangement cannot be eliminated so easily. As the backbone of the Guanlong Group, the Taiyuan Wang family seems to be very neutral, but Fang Jun faces the strong pressure of the Guanlong Group, how can the Taiyuan Wang family not feel the threat?
Old hatred and new hatred, but that's it.
But what does Li Chengqian mean by reminding him to be careful?
Fang Jun was puzzled.
When he rode a high-headed horse to accompany Li Zhi to the Wang family to welcome his relatives, Fang Jun finally understood......
In the wedding ceremony of the Tang Dynasty, there is a very peculiar custom, called "killing the stick", it is said that the bride is worried that the bride will be bullied by the man after marrying into the husband's family, so when greeting the marriage, it is good to beat a few sticks to let the man remember for a long time, and he will not dare to bully his daughter-in-law too much in the future.
Of course, the groom is the protagonist of today, so why not have a blue nose and swollen face?
The bridegroom's official cannot be beaten, and the one who is beaten becomes the courtiers of the groom's official who represents the plenipotentiary......
The door of Wang's house was wide open, and the welcoming procession led by the ministers and Li Zhi dismounted and entered the gate, and they heard a shout from someone in the corridor on both sides, and Hula suddenly rushed out of a beautiful and delicate woman!
These women were not very old, and they were all delicate and beautiful, and they were each holding a mallet, stick, and other things wrapped in cloth, and they rushed up with great momentum!
Fang Jun was startled at first, and said in his heart, how could he forget that there was still this link when he got married? Although I also experienced it when I married Princess Gaoyang, after all, the rules of the royal family are big, how can those princesses and princesses be so fierce? It's just a formality, so Fang Jun doesn't care much.
Now I know that the folk customs are so weird, and the nobles of the Taiyuan Wang family, the female relatives of the family are not shy about it? If this is a lack of morality, he will take advantage of the chaos to get his hands up......
Tsk, that taste, beautiful drops!
But it was only a startle, and then Fang Jun was relieved.
There are seven or eight of the men who came today, even if they are all beaten, how many beatings can each person take on average?
However, he overlooked one thing......
There are indeed many concubines today, but except for him, all of them are princes and princes, where do idle women dare to attack the emperor's son? Since the emperor's son does not dare to fight, it is probably okay for the prime minister's son to hit a few times, right?
Therefore, Fang Jun is tragic......
The group of women of the Wang family who were dressed up in fancy clothes rushed up violently, and they were all stunned. They are all characters on the stage, and the Li royal family is not very pretentious, who can not recognize these faces in front of them?
You can't fight this, you can't fight it!
But you can't do it without fighting......
At this time, Fang Jun heard a delicate and familiar voice from the female dependents: "Beat Fang Jun!" ”
Fang Jun looked stunned, thinking to himself whose woman was so vicious?
Staring at my buddy, was it because I gave up on it?
When I looked up, I saw a little girl in the crowd wearing a light-colored Su embroidered dress, a beautiful and innocent little face full of excitement, and a slender jade finger pointed at Fang Jun upright!
It was actually Xie Mingzhu, who was hit by Fang Jun on his forehead by Fang Jun in the Xie family......
When the surrounding Wang ladies heard this, their eyes all lit up!
Oops, it turns out that this black-faced person is Fang Jun?
Although he doesn't look bad, this is the enemy of the family! Recently, the man in the family has been puzzled by this person, and today's opportunity for revenge has come, and he must be good-looking! The man in the family can't beat Fang Jun, can't the woman beat him?
A group of women seemed to have found a female wolf who was asked to mate with a male wolf, screaming and waving sticks and heading straight for Fang Jun! Fang Junshang was stunned, and he was surrounded by a group of delicate women!
Xie Mingzhu looked excited, and whispered a few words in the ear of a girl with a delicate figure and delicate face beside her, and saw this girl's little hand wave, and she screamed: "Hit him!" ”