Chapter 84 The dog's nose of your horse is really spiritual
The main thing is that this strategy is easy to startle the snake.
Syllable!
Whatever it takes, the whip is on first, and it feels right.
Cheng Yuanzhi directly whipped Liu Bei's handsome face this time, lest Liu Bei always think that he had a big face, a clever plan, and a last resort.
With a whip, Liu Bei's face was stained with blood and looked a little down, Cheng Yuanzhi's expression softened a little, and he still scolded arrogantly:
"Humph! How is it? It's not good, it's better for Benzhou Mu to throw you into the Yellow Turban Army, shout a big Han to capture the general here, come to take up the post of plain county guard, and let Benzhou Mu see how this plan is. ”
"Roll the calf, if you have time, read more military books, don't open your mouth, people will know that you are mediocre and talkative. Don't step on the horse's nonsense, listen to the herdsman of Benzhou, let the whole army take off the sweat towel and tie it on the head, we will surrender, you just follow closely behind the herd of Benzhou, remember to protect the herd. ”
Fortunately, the sweat towels worn by Cheng Yuanzhi's soldiers are also yellow, which is used to pretend to be the Yellow Turban Army, and it is most suitable for fishing in mixed waters.
After beating and scolding, business still had to be done, Cheng Yuanzhi clamped his feet, galloped wildly, and ran straight towards the camp of the Yellow Turban army.
Cheng Yuanzhi was so unrestrained that Liu Bei, Guan Yu and Zhang Fei had no time to refute, so they had to obey orders, and ordered their soldiers to pretend to be the Yellow Turban Army, and they all wore Han scarves on their heads again.
In fact, Cheng Yuanzhi is also a little weak, and the 5,000 soldiers and horses he brought with him seem to be a lot, but in front of the 300,000 Yellow Turban army, he is a little brother.
Cheng Yuanzhi thought that it was a good thing anyway, it was not good to get a piece of the pie under the banner of the Han army, as soon as he wore the yellow scarf, he would go back to his old job, as long as he could get the city and money, let alone shout anti-thief, even if he scolded Cheng Yuanzhi for being a flower thief, Cheng Yuanzhi pinched his nose and admitted it.
In the Yellow Turban Army, it is not difficult to find out which people are the main force, which are the Yellow Turban Warriors, which people are miscellaneous fish, and which people are mud-legged people, just look at what they are wearing.
Cheng Yuanzhi looked at it from a distance and saw the general flag of the Yellow Turban Army, with the word "Guan" hanging high, and he was probably seven or eight points sure in his heart.
Zhang Jiao, the great virtuous teacher who founded the Taiping Heavenly Dao, called himself the general of Tiangong, and under him was the general Zhang Liang, the general of the earth, Zhang Bao, and the saint Zhang Ning, and then the thirty-six square canal marshals. The canal is divided into large and small, 12 large canals and 24 small canals.
And Qingzhou's Yellow Turban Qu Shuai is Guan Hai.
Where the flag is, it means that Guan Hai is there. Cheng Yuanzhi accelerated and galloped, and he was still very far away from the general flag, so he shouted loudly and shouted:
"Youzhou Qu Shuai Cheng Yuanzhi, call your Qu Shuai Guan General to answer."
Cheng Yuanzhi was followed by a group of soldiers and horses led by Liu Bei, all of whom wore yellow scarves, and the Guan Hai army did not dare to move lightly, so they had to quickly spread the word.
Not long after, a general shot out of the Yellow Turban Army, rushed towards Cheng Yuanzhi, carefully identified it and found that it was indeed Cheng Yuanzhi himself, and laughed:
"It turned out to be the reckless man Cheng Qushuai, what's wrong? You brainless and reckless dog with a big mole in your chest, don't lead the Yellow Turban army to attack the city and take Youzhou, what are you going to do in Qingzhou? Come and see my jokes? ”
Guan Hai's face still has blood stains that have just dried, there is no way to do it, the old man Gong Jing of Qingzhou does not know what medicine to take, which tendon he smoked, he actually guarded Linzi, like an iron bucket, solid as gold, Guan Hai attacked for ten days, but failed to take Linzi County and capture the entire territory of Qingzhou.
The siege was unfavorable, and Guan Hai also lost a lot of Yellow Turban soldiers and horses, and even the Yellow Turban wrestlers died dozens of people.
Cheng Yuanzhi listened to Guan Hai's tone with a hint of unhappiness of being looked down upon, his heart was happy, but he pretended to be angry on the surface, lifted the horsewhip and threw a few whips at the sitting war horse, tightened the reins and turned around in place a few times before scolding angrily:
"Okay, you're a pig, you can't take a Qingzhou, what's the use of a great sage and a good teacher raising you. This general has already taken Youzhou, and when the great sage and good teacher heard that you had not yet taken Qingzhou, he was already furious, and he ordered this general to come to your aid, and after occupying Qingzhou, he would ask you for the blame. Why don't you quickly reorganize your troops and horses, attack the county town with Ben, and make up for your mistakes? ”
"What's up? Isn't it happy to see Ben? In vain, the general took the initiative to ask for his life, and led the troops to help you, hum, it's really a dog biting Lu Dongbin, I don't know the hearts of good people, when did you become a wolf? Forgot the friendship we had when we preached together? ”
Cheng Yuanzhi looked at Guan Hai with an unhappy face, and thought that Guan Hai was suspicious, so he made the matter more serious, and also said Guan Hai's previous nickname, and played the emotional card by the way.
The twelve commanders under Zhang Jiao have different personalities, but they basically know each other. According to the different states and counties they are responsible for, Zhang Jiao gave the personality and territory of the twelve canal commanders a nickname according to the twelve places. And these nicknames are extremely secretive, except for a few high-level officials of the Twelve Qu Shuai and Zhang Jiao, no one knows about it.
Cheng Yuanzhi is extremely reckless, and Youzhou is located in the middle of nowhere, and he belongs to the dog in the local branch. Guan Hai and Cheng Yuanzhi are very familiar with each other, and Qingzhou and Youzhou are neighbors. Therefore, Guan Hai often calls Cheng Yuanzhi a reckless dog, and Cheng Yuanzhi calls Guan Hai a pig, but in fact, Guan Hai is a pig.
Hearing Cheng Yuanzhi pour out his old feelings, Guan Hai's heart was relieved, this year's uprising is to pin his head to his trousers, no matter how good the two brothers were before, how hard and iron the friendship was, they had to keep an eye on it.
In case the other party is like Tang Zhou, he hasn't raised anything yet, and he directly tells the truth and fights back, then he will be destroyed by the Han army, and he will be in business for many years, no matter how much he does, it will be all empty in the end.
"Hey! Bad luck! The dog's nose of your horse is really smart, Lao Tzu is tired and tired, and when you are about to kick the door, you will run to grab the credit. Okay, if I'm unlucky, I'll just share the credit with you. However, don't say that Lao Tzu didn't remind you, the old man in Linzi City, what is he called Gong Jing who is too guarded, his bones are hard, and it is difficult to gnaw. ”
Cheng Yuanzhi is reckless, while Guan Hai is better than Geng. Before joining the Yellow Turban, Cheng Yuanzhi was a gangster who fought everywhere, Guan Hai was much better, an honest farmer, but he couldn't farm anymore, so he had no choice but to become a thief.
Cheng Yuanzhi saw that Guan Hai was no longer guarded, so he relaxed his vigilance, knowing that Guan Hai believed Cheng Yuanzhi and regarded Cheng Yuanzhi's soldiers and horses as Yellow Turban reinforcements.
Cheng Yuanzhi raised his right hand and made a gesture forward, asking Liu Bei to lead the soldiers and horses under Youzhou to converge into the Yellow Turban army and hide in it, making it difficult to distinguish between the enemy and us.
Entering the Guan Hai army is just Cheng Yuanzhi's first step, slowly dividing Guan Hai and getting Guan Hai's military power is Cheng Yuanzhi's next plan.
With the shield of the great sage and good teacher Zhang Jiao, he ordered Guan Hai to attack the city ineffectively, and asked Guan Hai for military power, and half of the 300,000 Yellow Turban army was obtained, which was not too much at all.