Chapter 19: You're stupid
Zhao Mingyue tried her best for a damn stupid minion. She had been wandering around the palace since early in the morning, looking for an opportunity to sneak in.
However, the palace is like a palace, and at this moment there is the Empress Dowager Xiao's favorite princess Pingnan, how can there be laxity.
I didn't think of a way until the afternoon, so the two of them asked for something at a snack bar near the palace, and they ate without a bite.
"Master, if you don't care about it, it's just a minion, and it's not worth the master's personal risk." The sword squirmed.
Zhao Mingyue frowned and did not answer.
"Besides, with the character of that Princess Pingnan, maybe Ling Kun would have been killed a long time ago." Squire continued.
"No, my people were snatched away by the princess of Liao, how can I admit defeat? Let's go, let's go and see again. Zhao Mingyue raised her eyebrows, stood up and walked out.
Back around the palace, the sky was already dark, and Zhao Mingyue was surprised to find that there were a lot fewer soldiers guarding the periphery, except for a few gates where people were entering and leaving, the rest of the defenses were almost all withdrawn.
"Why are they all withdrawn?" Squire asked in surprise, "Isn't there some trap waiting for us to drill?" ”
Zhao Mingyue bit her lip and thought, walked to a blind spot that was completely unguarded by soldiers, and said to the sword: "Let's go, let's go up from here." ”
……
The biggest difference from a modern ball is that there is no laser projection, so Ling Kun uses the distance of the torch to adjust the light.
The silk bamboo is melodious, the drums are beating, and a modern dance party from 1,000 years ago begins.
Ling Kun invited Princess Xiao Ran of Pingnan with the most standard movements of a Western gentleman, and Xiao Ran was not embarrassed, and the two held hands and hugged the dance floor.
After a moment, Ling Kun motioned for the others to jump along as well.
In an instant, the soldiers hugged the palace maid, the guards hugged the cook, and squeezed into the dance floor together, and even Bai Yuming held Xiao Ran's nurse and danced.
It was a grand open-air dance party.
Xiao Ran was in the dim light, huddled in the crowd and danced with everyone, his mood was really more relaxed and happy, and the stiff holding hands and hugging with Ling Kun gradually became natural.
"You Han people know so many things." Xiao Ran raised his head and looked at Ling Kun and said with emotion.
"Well, you also have a lot of skills that the Han people don't know, if everyone is not hostile, but learn from each other, learn from each other's strengths, wouldn't that be better?"
"What? You say that Song Liao is no longer hostile? How is this possible? Xiao Ran said in surprise.
"What's impossible, don't fight, the people live happily, and hold a dance like this every night, isn't it good?"
"Good is good, it's ...... I've never thought of it that way. Xiao Ran was a little confused.
The music was noisy, the voices were boiling, Ling Kun and Xiao Ran were chatting while jumping, and in order to hear each other's words clearly, the two almost hugged each other tightly.
Fortunately, everyone was drowned in the crowd, no one knew anyone, and there was nothing to be ashamed of. Xiao Rangui is a princess, but she has never felt so happy. The subordinates, personal soldiers, and guards in the palace have never had the honor of being happy with the princess, and they are all about to go crazy with joy.
The dance party reaches its climax.
Zhao Mingyue and the sword cooperated with each other, climbed the high city wall, jumped from the city wall to the undulating roof, and then walked along the eaves.
Soon, she saw that the square in front of the main hall was brightly lit with torches and crowded. No wonder the defense has withdrawn so much, and the feelings are gathered here.
So what are these people going to do, it won't be to execute Ling Kun.
Thinking of this, Zhao Mingyue's heart tightened, and she hurriedly leaned over and walked towards the place where the crowd gathered.
On the roof of the main hall, she saw Ling Kun.
At this moment, the dance party had just begun, and only Ling Kun was holding Xiao Ran on the field, and he looked very comfortable with the beautiful swing of the music.
Zhao Mingyue was very angry, this girl risked her life to save you, but you did such a shameless thing with someone else's girl?
"We risked our lives to save him, but he did this kind of shameless thing with others, which is so annoying." The sword said angrily, exactly the same idea.
"Okay, since he's so happy and happy, then let him be, let's go." Zhao Mingyue felt her heart tighten, her eyes were moist, and she felt like crying.
Whoever loses their dog can't feel bad for a while.
The dance party lasted until midnight, and everyone agreed to continue tomorrow night.
Ling Kun did not return to the dungeon that night, but lived in the same room with Bai Yuming. But he had no intention of escaping, and the old fellow kept an eye on him like an eagle.
Well, I love to see you take a look, Lao Tzu is going to sleep.
Early the next morning, Xiao Ran got up and asked Ling Kun to have breakfast, and the two sat at a table, talking and laughing, very harmonious, like a pair of close friends or lovers in love.
It's a pity that the vigilant gaze of the White Mountain Shuangsheng in the distance has always been with him.
After breakfast, the two of them walked in the back garden, and the atmosphere of being alone was a little awkward. Xiao Ran pursed her lips a little nervously and said, "Is there anything else fun?" ”
Ling Kun thought about it, then let's play brain teasers.
Xiao Ran didn't know what the brain teaser was, but he still nodded obediently, he believed that what Ling Kun said must be funny.
"Then you're ready, I'm going to test you." Ling Kun glanced at the White Mountain Twin Saints behind him and said, "It is said that the White Mountain Twin Saints never touch the ground when they walk, do you know why?" ”
"It's not simple, they have high martial arts." Xiao Ran replied without hesitation.
"No, because they walk in shoes and socks." Ling Kun said with a laugh.
"Snort, you're cheating, and then another one." Xiao Ran said with a smile.
"Listen, two pairs of father and son went to buy hats, why did they only buy three?"
Xiao Ran stretched out his finger and gestured: "Two pairs, four people, buy three, it must be not enough money." ”
"Wrong, because they are three generations of grandparents, exactly three people."
"Poof." Xiao Ran covered his mouth and laughed, looking at Ling Kun with disgust.
"Let's have another one, saying that butterflies, ants, and centipedes work together, but in the end, one of them doesn't get paid, do you know who it is?"
Xiao Ran shook his head and asked, "Who?" ”
"Centipede, isn't there an old saying that no merit is not punished?"
"Hahaha, how can there be someone like you, it's all nonsense." Xiao Ran chuckled.
"Do you know how you died?" Ling Kun asked rashly.
"Dead? How did he die? Xiao Ran suppressed his smile and asked as he stared at Ling Kun.
"Of course it's stupid, haha."
"I hate it, you're stupid, watch me beat you to death." Xiao Ran raised his fist to chase Ling Kun, and the two made a fuss in the back garden.
The two saints of Baishan rolled their eyes in the back, they were all from the past, and they knew that this princess was afraid that she was going to fall.
He's a Han man, do you know your aunt that you play with him like this?