Chapter 109: Pretending to be crazy and stupid
"Yuhu, you have to know that although we haven't known each other for a long time, I'm the one who won't hurt you, so it's always good anyway, just in case," Gu Yunshu felt that this guy had been at home for too long and was stupid.
"Well, you're right, I didn't think it through in the first place, and now that the Bai family brothers and sisters have seen my makeup, then it's inconvenient for me to wipe it off now," Li Yuhu seemed to understand what she meant.
Gu Yunshu suddenly had an idea: "There you have it!" ”
"Chunyu, the three of us have repainted our makeup, you guys should wash all your faces first," she said as she shook the makeup out of her body one by one.
I was still worried just now, how could I avoid the eyes of the third prince.
Now she really has a great idea!
So, she painted some more exaggerated makeup on top of her original makeup, which looked bells and whistles and was very vulgar.
"Sister Yuhu, there's no way now, let's all paint the makeup again," she said and began to show off her skills, put on concealer on the clean faces of the two people, and continued to paint some heavier makeup.
Using modern smoky makeup, it may be really eye-catching, but because she is really 'heavy', now the three of them don't seem to be able to see the original appearance.
After she finished painting, she put away the rouge gouache again, and Chunyu held the bronze mirror on the boat and looked left and right, and finally had to give her a thumbs up.
"Miss Yunshu, I'm afraid that even if the eldest prince stands in front of us now, he may not be able to recognize us!"
All three of them wore smoky makeup, and although they looked bells and whistles, they were indeed unique to this dynasty.
No one has ever seen them with makeup like that on their faces.
"Okay, although our makeup is very strange, at least it can cover up the original appearance a little, you two, you don't have to worry about it now," Gu Yunshu suddenly smiled brightly.
She never thought that the rouge gouache she developed could also help her.
There is really an indescribable sense of accomplishment.
"Okay, okay, it's already this time, and I didn't see the third prince coming, have the Bai family brothers and sisters left? It's really a bully," Li Yuhu has rarely encountered such a thing in the past.
It's also very sad to really meet it now, why don't you have a day of peace?
"Let's not talk about it yet, let's wait here quietly! I want to see what tricks these Bai family brothers and sisters play? They dare to be so blatant, have they ever thought that if the emperor knows, I am afraid it will be even more detrimental to the three princes, but they don't seem to have thought of this layer," said and couldn't help but snort coldly.
Is it really that brainless as it looks on the surface?
"Yun Shu, I always feel that you have a lot of secrets, if it's convenient, we would like to hear about it," Li Yuhu felt intuitively that this was not a simple woman.
Gu Yunshu didn't expect her to ask her like this, anyway, they are good sisters now, and they can't hide it for long, so they confessed everything they had encountered.
Only he didn't say that he was a person who crossed over.
Through this kind of thing, she didn't even say anything about the prince, let alone talk about it to others easily.
I saw that after listening to her story, the two of them couldn't close their mouths in surprise.
"Really? Is that really the case? I didn't expect your life to be so miserable, so if the queen mother knew that you were still in Kyoto, would it be bad for you? Li Yuhu suddenly thought that her current situation was really about to be cornered.
"Then can you tell me how Concubine Ling died? Why should the third prince have trouble with you? ”
She didn't understand very well, she was just a very ordinary woman, how could she cause so many things in the palace?
"Alas...... This matter is a long story, I can only tell you that Concubine Ling did not die violently as the legend, but did some bad things and was executed by the emperor. ”
The two women had encountered such a thing, and after hearing it, of course, they would be afraid and awe-inspiring.
So just think that I am listening to the story, and I will listen to it in general, and I dare not inquire carefully.
The three of them sat bored for a long time, chatting about a lot of things, only to hear the sudden excitement outside.
I vaguely heard someone shouting the third prince.
"Hmph, you two are going to cheer up, what about our enemy? We can't let him embarrass us! "Gu Yunshu didn't want to let herself fall into the hands of the third prince.
"Don't worry! Although the two of us don't have much ability, at least we are still reliable, the things you gave us will definitely be completed, and they will definitely not drag you back, and we can't afford to drag it out, if we provoke the three princes, we can only advance and retreat together," Li Yuhu couldn't cry or laugh, on the first day he ran away from home, he had such a big deal.
Was it her luck or bad luck?
"It's better not to be too negative, anyway, let's think of ourselves as women who are fame and fortune, as long as we don't behave too freshly and refinedly, I'm afraid the three princes won't be eye-catching, as long as we can do it realistically," no one will see the doorway.
"Or are you two smart, how many women in this world don't want to enter the palace and fly on the branches to be phoenixes? So let's try our best to curry favor with the three princes, is there anything wrong? Chunyu was completely impressed by Gu Yunshu's thoughts.
pretended to be crazy and stupid to please the third prince, and she came up with this bad idea.
But at the moment, they have no better way, and they can only bite the bullet.
When the third prince's boat approached, they suddenly pounced.
Like a madman, he drilled hard into the painting boat.
No matter how much the guards tried to stop them, it was useless.
The brothers and sisters of the Bai family were dumbfounded on the spot, they never thought that these women would rush to the third prince like crazy people!
If they scare him, how many of their heads are enough to cut off?
So the Bai family brothers and sisters hurried over to stop them, but they couldn't pull them away!
Gu Yunshu deliberately dragged the side of the boat to death, shouting the three princes on her mouth, but she kept complaining in her heart, where did she like the three princes!
It's obviously forced to be helpless.
At this time, Bai Su suddenly jumped into the air and kicked the three of them to the side.
The spring rain did not gain a firm foothold and fell into the river.
But at this time, she couldn't let Nanshan and Nanfeng come out, so she could only rush to catch people.
Although she was flustered, she did not forget who moved her feet.
So in a hurry, she pushed Bai Qing into the water, because the scene was too chaotic, Bai Qing only felt that someone touched her leg, and her feet slipped and fell into the water.
Suddenly, many people jumped into the river to save people, and by the way, they also fished up the spring rain.
The weather has gradually cooled, and even if the spring rain is fished up, it is still shivering from the cold.
So the big boatman hurried them away and went to the shore to find the doctor.
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