【0014 Registration to receive steamed buns】
Wei Bao has thoroughly appreciated another idiom today, and people are terrifying!
How are things without shadows connected?
The reason for this incident is indeed because Fan likes to joke, when he was in Shanhaiguan, he made a joke that Boss Wu was looking for Wei Bao to be his son-in-law, and on the way, he made another joke about the daughter of the owner of Shanhailou.
But Fan's head was just a joke, and he said that he was talking nonsense.
Now the audience doesn't do it, if Wei Bao only wins four taels of silver, they are embarrassed to come to eat, or there is no reason to rub rice, but if Wei Bao wants to be a son-in-law to the big boss of Shanhaiguan, the villagers, then you must congratulate you, and by the way, you can rub rice.
Therefore, whether there is a son-in-law or not, there must be! If anyone says no, hundreds of villagers will not agree.
This winter, people are starving to death every day.
This night, Wei Bao suddenly felt that his four taels of silver seemed to be a little too fast-paced? This makes the folks in Jinshan crazy?
Most of the things in the world are due to the word 'unfair', especially the people at the bottom are more sensitive to these three words.
There is nothing about the poor jingle bell, but one day someone finds that the friend who was as poor as himself suddenly has twice the income of himself, and he can sleep all night long.
Not to mention double the amount, everyone is a person with a monthly income of 2,000, and if you suddenly become 2100, you may make your friends unable to sleep.
Buddhism says the law of liberation, Taoism says the law of longevity, and Confucianism says the law of dealing with the world, all of which are the first door to liberation.
The two or three hundred neighbors who came here can't be said to have a good relationship with Wei's father and Wei's mother, and many of them just met in Pingshui.
Of course, there are also people who have not come, and the family can get by, and there is really no contact with each other, and they generally don't like to take advantage of it, so they won't come to join in the excitement.
There are also those who purely come to see the play, Zheng Zhongfei and his father Zheng Jinfa, who is the head of the armor, just stand from a distance and watch everything that is happening around Wei Bao's house.
"Did Wei Bao really invite you to dinner? Ate four big dishes? I also bought 24 catties of noodles, 15 catties of bud rice, and five pots of wine! A roast chicken! Two points sauce bones! A serving of peanuts! A portion of fried broad beans back? There is still 400 Wen Daqian left to bring back? Zheng Jinfa said indignantly: "How long has it been since I smelled that roast chicken?" ”
Zheng Zhongfei nodded, and said in his heart that your memory is really good, I told you again, do you remember the bunch of things Wei Bao bought so clearly?
Zheng Jinfa snorted angrily, as if the money Wei Bao earned was taken from his pocket, "This old Wei son usually looks stupid and stupid, and he thought he was a fool like Lao Wei, but he didn't expect to be a ghost!" How many words does he recognize? I said you read all the books into the dog's belly? It's been more than ten years since I went to school, and I'm not as good as someone who hasn't been to school? Why don't you come back with a calligraphy contest first place? ”
The more Zheng Jinfa spoke, the more angry he became, and he slapped Zheng Zhongfei on the back.
Zheng Zhongfei snorted, took a step back, to prevent Zheng Jinfa from beating himself again, he had been beaten several times just now, and he didn't dare to say anything in his heart, saying that there is a perfect person in this world? You are so powerful, you have the ability to not know a few words, in addition to the words on the money, how many words do you know? will say that I am amazing, if you really have the ability, don't let me keep an account for you next time!
"With so many people besieged at this time, I want to see what the Wei family will do? If you invite so many people to eat, let alone four taels of silver, I'm afraid that ten taels of silver will not be enough! Zheng Jinfa lit a dry cigarette, looked at the group of people crowded in front of Wei Bao's house and refused to leave, the corners of his mouth curled, and gloated.
Wei Dakang, Luo San was stunned, and Liu Chunshi fished by the river all day, and they didn't even touch a hair.
"What's going on?" Wei Dakang looked at the large crowd around his house, and was almost blinded with shock, only to see that in front of his small hut it seemed to be a market, and hundreds of people were crowded here.
"I don't know, let's go and see. Is something wrong? Luo San was stunned that he was no longer embarrassed to go to Wei Bao for dinner today, and he was about to leave, but when he saw the situation, he hurried over to check.
"I'll check it out too." Liu Chunshi said, following Luo San stunned and running towards the Wei family.
Wei Bao was still surrounded by the crowd at the core, his throat was almost dry, and he was nervously thinking about countermeasures while talking.
No matter how Wei Bao explains, everyone just doesn't give up, although no one asks for something to eat, but everyone's meaning, Wei Bao is clear, Wei Bao secretly complains.
Wei Bao knows very well that this matter is not a trivial matter, if it is not handled well, the neighbors who originally had a good relationship with their own family will be resentful, and distant relatives are not as good as close neighbors, and it is a troublesome thing to offend the people around them.
"Everyone, be quiet, I have something to say." Wei Bao saw that it was not a game, and said loudly.
Fan didn't know what Wei Bao was going to say, and he was also on the side to help calm everyone's voices, "Don't talk yet, everyone, Wei Bao is going to speak." ”
Everyone finally quieted down, and Wei Dakang, Luo Sanzi and Liu Chunshi also squeezed in front of Wei Bao.
The black light was blind, Wei Bao couldn't see people clearly, and vaguely saw the three of them through the moonlight, plus the three of them spoke, only to know that it was the three of them who came back from fishing, and they didn't have time to talk to them, and then said to the people who finally quieted down: "Listen to me, I went to Shanhaiwei today to win the first place in the calligraphy competition, and I was rewarded with four taels of silver, there is such a thing, as for saying that there is a big boss who takes a fancy to me and wants to recruit me as a son-in-law, there is no such thing." ”
Everyone was in a commotion, Wei Bao hurriedly raised his voice and suppressed: "I haven't finished speaking, distant relatives are not as good as close neighbors, I Wei Bao can achieve a little success today, and the mutual help of all neighbors and friends is inseparable, if everyone wants to fabricate rumors that I am favored by a boss, I will be unhappy." As for saying that I bought a little food today, it is better to be happy alone than to be happy with everyone, I have come up with a way, do you think it will be successful? There are too many people coming, and we can't afford to invite so many people to dinner, so please be considerate. However, the neighbors who used to have a good relationship with my father and mother, please go to Liu Chunshi tomorrow morning to register, and tell me the three things that you have intersected with my Wei family, as long as one of my father and my mother agrees with the three things you said, tomorrow at noon, I will give two steamed buns to a neighbor with the registration list! In addition, there are no strong laborers in the family, no matter whether you have a relationship with my father and mother before, your family has a steamed bun, which is a personal gift from my Wei Bao. What do you think? ”
Yes? It's a good thing to have steamed buns, but what are the three things that intersect with the Wei family?
They are all poor families, and no one has a few inks in their stomachs, but everyone thinks that Wei Bao's method is very absolute, very reasonable, and very fair. They are actually very angry, and some people who are not close to the Wei family come to 'call fire and rob', but they can't help the Wei family drive people away.
Those who were not familiar with the Wei family, and some even because the Wei family was a small family in Jinshan, those surnamed Zhao had bullied the Wei family, and they left automatically without a sound. At this time, most of the people were gone.
Father Wei was still at a loss for the second monk, and many people saw Father Wei and said, "Dakang!" We've known each other for a long time, right? You say, how is the relationship between our family and your Wei family? ”
"Da Kang, a few days ago, we went hunting together, do you remember?"
"Dakang, our brother chatters together every three or five times, isn't it? Pretty good relationship, right? ”
"Dakang, when I gave birth to my second son last year, I gave your family an egg, our two families are pretty good, right?"
"It's good, it's good. It's all good. Father Wei faced the people who came up to make friends, and kept nodding in agreement, and for a while, he went from an inconspicuous little person in the gold mountain to a fragrant bait.
The same is true of Wei's mother.
"Sister of the Wei family, the relationship between our family and your Wei family, needless to say, right?"
"Sister Wei, you taught me to accept the soles of shoes last year, do you remember?"
"Aunt Wei, among the aunts in Jinshan, you are the most beautiful."
Wei Mule kept nodding, thinking that Wei Bao's solution was good, even if there were twenty or thirty families who usually had a good relationship with his family, plus the deformed households, it would only give out a hundred steamed buns, and even if everyone didn't say it, in this year of catastrophe, they couldn't watch their good neighbors starve to death.
Wei's father and Wei's mother felt that Wei Bao was not only smart, thinking about things quickly, but also kind, they hadn't found that their son's brain was so good before, but at this time they were simply happy, and suddenly found that life was colorful, and in the black of this snowy night, it actually made her warm and warm.
The chaotic situation just now, after Wei Bao came up with a solution, immediately became orderly, most of the people had already retreated, and the rest were all friends with Wei's father and Wei's mother.
Although many people's idea of wanting to eat is shattered, it is really hard to say anything about Wei Bao, but they all think that Wei Bao is smart, and people who usually have a bad relationship, even if they eat Wei Bao's steamed buns this time, they may not have a good relationship from now on.
Wei Bao's approach makes everyone feel very fair.
The root of all the contradictions in this world comes from unfairness.
Whichever approach is relatively fair will be the most popular.
"I didn't expect the little cub to do this? This is the hell, I usually look at that person who is very honest with Vedakon, he is a good! Although I didn't have much contact with his little cub, I don't think that Wei Bao has anything extraordinary, how did he suddenly become able to speak? Does it seem like you've become talented and learned? Zheng Jinfa, who was originally going to watch a good show, saw that it was originally a tricky matter in his opinion, but he solved it inexplicably? The indignant fox said suspiciously.
"Dad, it's a cold day, don't look at it, everyone is almost scattered, go back." Although Zheng Zhongfei also had this kind of question, he was worried that his father would compare him with Wei Bao again, and because he didn't have many calligraphy competitions, he would have to find trouble for himself, and it would be difficult to get beaten again, so he urged Zheng Jin to send it back. Wei Bao's two performances in the morning and evening made Zheng Zhongfei completely lose his arrogance in front of Wei Bao, and even felt that Wei Bao was a little scary from the heart.
Zheng Jinfa glared at Zheng Zhongfei, "You are a non-competitive thing, you have grown up, I spent 20 taels of silver for you to go to school, right?" What about you? It's not enough to catch up with a Wei Bao who hasn't been to school for a day! Spending so much money didn't give you enlightenment, I ...... I ......"
Zheng Jin raised his hand angrily to fight.
"Dad, I was wrong, okay? People are more popular than people, besides, isn't my father stronger than his father? Zheng Zhongfei couldn't go to school, but his conversation was still quite oily, he jumped a few steps away, comforted Zheng Jinfa outside the scope of his blow, and coaxed Zheng Jinfa's anger to subside a little bit in one sentence.
Zheng Jinfa snorted unconvinced, and looked angrily at Wei Bao who was surrounded by everyone in the distance, "Okay, I'll let him Wei Jia be scared!" He also sent steamed buns, I want to see how much he sends to our family? If there is less delivery, I can let his surname Wei get out of Jinshan at any time! ”
"Dad, didn't Wei Bao say it just now? If you want to get two steamed buns, please get Liu Chunshi's old boy to register tomorrow, and you have to tell three things about your relationship with the Wei family. Zheng Zhongfei reminded.
"Fart! I'm registering a fart! Don't forget, I'm the first captain! Do I still need to register? When he Weidakang comes to our house every year to work as a long-term worker, why don't you want me to register him? If their family sends me less than 10 steamed buns, I will point at his Vedakon nose and scold him out of the gold mountain! Zheng Jinfa's anger came up again, put the dry tobacco on the sole of his shoe and knocked it a few times, and turned back angrily and walked back.
Zheng Zhongfei hurriedly followed, although he ate a ton of Wei Bao's meal, he didn't mean to help Wei Bao speak, secretly thinking that if Wei Bao's family didn't know the proportions this time, they would have to drink a pot! Hey, hey, hey.