Laughing and laughing, the joke was also opened, and after the history teacher knocked on the table, attracted the attention of all the students, cleared his throat, and said: "Okay, what about this class, it's not a formal class, I just want to tell you about the culture and unearthed antiques at that time when the legend was still a patriarchal society thousands of years ago." ”

The history teacher said as he clicked on the LCD blackboard TV a few times.

On the blackboard, these big words suddenly appeared: the physical health of ancient people.

The history teacher pointed to these big characters and said, "First of all, let's learn about the physical health of ancient people thousands of years ago, when the patriarchal society was in place. ”

"We found that a thousand years ago, people often said, 'medicine can't be stopped,' 'you can't give up treatment,' and so on, and archaeologists and historians have come to a conclusion from this, that is, people a thousand years ago, their health was very poor, they often took medicine for treatment, and they may have some mental problems. ”

"Poof!"

Lu Bai couldn't hold back his laughter, and suddenly the whole class looked at him.

"Ahem, don't look at this classmate like this, it's actually a bit ridiculous, and this classmate, you can bear with it, the laughter is too low. ”

The history teacher may have laughed out loud because Lu Bai was a boy, and he was a handsome boy.

"Let's move on to the next topic, which is also found in the history books of the university. ”

Then, the history teacher swiped the screen, and suddenly, Lu Bai saw a group of killers appear on the screen, with hair like antennas, standing upright.

"Next, it's the dress of the ancients, it's a very old photo, it's impossible to verify the provenance, I want to wear it, they dress up like this, it seems to be related to a comic book called Dragon Ball. ”

Lu Bai looked at the picture on the screen, covered his mouth, and couldn't help laughing.

After the history teacher finished speaking, he did not pause, and directly drew out another picture, which was a square-shaped black bump.

"This thing, called Big Brother! You are also until, thousands of years ago, ancient China, not allowed to carry hot and cold weapons out of the house, so they invented this, called Big Brother Big, when fighting, take out Big Brother to fight, the most peculiar thing is that this weapon called Big Brother can also be like a mobile phone, contact others, call for reinforcements, is a very important strategic weapon in ancient times. ”

"Poof, poof, hahahaha, big brother, hahaha, strategic weapons, hahaha!"

Lu Bai was stunned, slapped the table directly, and laughed loudly, as a person who crossed over a thousand years ago, how could he not know that Big Brother was so powerful and had developed into a strategic weapon.

"Smack!"

No matter how good the history teacher's temper was, he couldn't help but get angry, he slapped the table: "This classmate, what is your name, it was originally called in the official class tomorrow, but you successfully made me remember you, such a serious history class, you actually made trouble three times and twice, because you are still a boy, report your name!"

Lu Bai's smile froze, it's bad, he really couldn't hold back, this is really unbearable, it's good, he offended the history teacher before the school officially started.

Lu Bai stood up suddenly: "Yes, I'm sorry teacher, I didn't mean to laugh, unless I really couldn't help it." ”

"I don't care what you're laughing at, what's funny, I just want to know what your name is. ”

Lu Bai replied weakly: "Lu, Lu Bai, my name is Lu Bai." ”

"Okay, Lu Bai, you stand for me...... Hey, wait, you said your name is Lu Bai?" The history teacher originally wanted Lu Bai to stand outside, but when he heard Lu Bai's name, he suddenly stopped what he was about to blurt out, and asked Lu Bai again with confirmation.

Lu Bai nodded, what else can he call if he doesn't call Lu Bai?

"Eh, cough cough, Lu Bai, you sit down, the teacher is lecturing, you have to listen well, you can't make trouble anymore. The history teacher coughed lightly to hide his embarrassment, then waved his hand and said.

Lu Bai didn't know why, but the history teacher didn't pursue it anymore, he was even happier like this, so he sat down honestly.

After Lu Bai's interruption, the history teacher also felt that this lesson should be like this for the time being, and originally wanted Lu Bai to stand outside to show his dignity as a teacher, but who knows, he turned out to be Lu Bai.

Grandmaster Nangong has already reminded the teacher of the first class, Lu Bai, that he must be taken care of, and he can't say cruel things to him, can't teach him, can't physically punish him, etc.

The history teacher is in the martial spirit realm, and the premise that she is a teacher is that she is still a martial arts realm martial artist, and she naturally does not dare to disobey the words of the Nangong Grandmaster.

"Wow, so handsome, what is the origin of this Lu Bai, I obviously saw that the history teacher was angry, and I let him go like this. ”

"It doesn't matter what he comes from, as long as he looks good, I will fan him. A schoolgirl said nymphomaniac.

In the eyes of this group of, Lu Bai disrupted the class, not only did not make them annoying, but made them feel that Lu Bai was very down-to-earth and should be easier to get along with.

Of course, if you change to a boy who doesn't look very good, it is estimated that in their eyes, it will be a different view.

The history teacher looked at the time and packed up the textbook: "Okay, it's almost noon, you go to eat, you don't need it in the afternoon, go back to the dormitory and tidy up your things, tomorrow at nine o'clock, all of them will arrive, your homeroom teacher will come back and be a little bit famous, remember, your homeroom teacher is a strong grandmaster, if you don't arrive, you will be remembered by a strong grandmaster, I think, it shouldn't be a good thing......"

"Grandmaster is strong!!"

"Wow, I have never seen a strong person in the realm of the Martial King in my life, but I didn't expect the head teacher to be a strong grandmaster. ”

"Teacher, head teacher, male and female, how is your temper, the grandmaster must not be offended, will he (she) also be like the rumors, someone can unconditionally kill the person who offends him (her)?"

The history teacher smiled mysteriously: "It's useless to guess here now, remember, before nine o'clock tomorrow, you must arrive, otherwise, hehe............"

After the history teacher finished speaking, he also sorted out his things and walked out of the classroom directly with the book.

Everyone was still discussing this grandmaster class teacher with each other, saying everything, but in their words, they didn't dare to offend at all.

Lu Bai shook his head and smiled, among these people, he was the only one who knew who the head teacher of the first grade class was.

Presumably, the history teacher knew her name halfway and spared herself, and it should have been Nangong Liu who greeted her in advance.

Lu Bai cleaned up the book, didn't take it away, put it on the table, ignored the students who were still discussing, and walked out of the classroom directly.

It's nice to feel like you're being taken care of, and it's not supposed to be soft rice, right?