Chapter 298: You Come and Wipe My Ass
Not long after he walked into the courtyard, Chu Yunfei heard the sound of the door closing behind him.
He and Staff Officer Zhang immediately exchanged glances.
It seems that the information is really true, this Qian Bojun is plotting against him!
Today, the two of them have entered the tiger's den in Longtan!
Chu Yunfei turned his head and glanced at it: "What?" Camp Commander Qian, why did you close the door too? ”
"Tuanza, I have something good to show you, so close the door to prevent outsiders from seeing it." Qian Bojun said with a smile.
Chu Yunfei sneered: "Okay, then I want to see, what are you showing me?!" ”
Anyway, he has already entered someone's cage, so just let go of his courage and see how many tricks he can play for himself!
The two men walked as they watched.
Although there didn't seem to be anyone in the courtyard, Chu Yunfei was keenly aware that in the corners of the courtyard, behind the walls, there seemed to be soldiers with guns in ambush everywhere.
"Tuanza, we are in ambush." Staff Officer Zhang whispered.
Chu Yunfei nodded and said in a low voice, "Are you afraid?" ”
Staff Officer Zhang was heartbroken: "It is the luck of his subordinates to be able to die with Tuanzuo!" ”
Chu Yunfei snorted: "Maybe things aren't that bad yet, we won't necessarily die." ”
As he spoke, he looked down at Ye Lin in his arms: "Little ghost, is it fun here?" ”
Ye Lin looked around: "Put me down, I'm going to pee!" ”
Pee? Staff Officer Zhang couldn't laugh or cry.
When is this little kid peeing, and what is he peeing at this time?
You can't be scared of pee, right?
Chu Yunfei still has high hopes for him, and he still expects him to hoe and clean up the portal by himself? Before this even started, I was scared to pee!
Chu Yunfei was also stunned and glanced at Ye Lin.
Just saw Ye Lin wink at him.
Chu Yunfei suddenly understood, so he bent down and put Ye Lin on the ground: "Go!" Little brat, you're all about it! Come out and either or pee, go and pee on the side, don't dirty the camp headquarters compound of the battalion commander Qian! ”
Ye Lin jumped down, and while untying his trouser belt, he looked around: "Where's the toilet?" Where are the toilets? I want to pee. ”
The people around couldn't help but laugh.
Even Qian Bojun, who was tense with a nerve, was amused: "Someone! Take the little boy to the backyard to go to the toilet! ”
A guard hurriedly stepped forward: "Little boy, follow me." ”
With Ye Lin, he walked towards the backyard.
Ye Lin held his stomach and urged impatiently: "Hurry up, hurry up, I'm going to pee on my pants." ”
Chu Yunfei sneered in his heart, and there was a slight smile on his face: "Camp Commander Qian, my little nephew is a bit stubborn, you have to let people watch him well, otherwise be careful to smash your field." ”
Qian Bojun couldn't imagine that there was a mystery in Chu Yunfei's words, he laughed: "Tuanza, whose children are not stubborn, besides, this is Tuanza's back garden, and it is not in the way for children to play and play." ”
"It's good if it's out of the way, it's good if it's not in the way." Chu Yunfei sneered in his heart, and followed Qian Bojun towards the camp headquarters meeting hall in the backyard.
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Ye Lin lifted his pants and ran towards the backyard with a stagger.
The guard followed behind, trotting all the way: "Kid, don't run, don't run around!" Hey, wait for me! ”
finally caught up with Ye Lin: "Little brat, aren't you going to pee?" What are you doing here? That's the toilet. ”
As he spoke, he pulled Ye Lin's collar and pulled it to the toilet.
Ye Lin's eyes rolled: "Oops, my stomach hurts, I'm going to......"
As he spoke, he took off his pants.
The guard was anxious: "Little brat, you can't pull here!" Go to the toilet and pull. ”
As he spoke, he pulled Ye Lin to the toilet.
finally pulled to the door of the toilet: "Come in and pull!" Brat. ”
Sent Ye Lin inside, and stood outside.
Stand far away.
After all, the smell of the toilet is not good.
But after a while, Ye Lin's little head poked out of it: "Hey! ”
The guard glanced at him: "Little brat, aren't you?" ”
Ye Lin: "I didn't bring any paper, you can wipe my ass for me." ”
Guard:......
No way, after all, this is Chu Yunfei's little nephew, the child brought by the chief, you have to wipe your ass!
Although he said that he was about to surrender to the enemy, he hadn't turned back after all.
Therefore, the words of the little boy are equivalent to a holy decree, and no matter how unhappy you are, you have to do it!
So, the guard rummaged through his pockets and found a piece of paper.
Pinching his nose, he walked in.
"Come, little brat, I'll wipe your ......"
The words are not finished.
Smack!
and planted his head on the ground.
A face of and urine.
It's all about ......
"Well, you're ......"
Before he could scream, he was slapped the neck.
The guard tilted his head and lay down in the toilet where the feces and urine flowed and he didn't move.
Ye Lin untied his belt, tied his hands in a knot, and even gagged his mouth.
Then he looked left and right to see that there was no one, and with a stab he slipped towards the room behind him.
Over there, it was Qian Bojun's battalion headquarters conference room.
At the back of the conference room is a secret room.
In the secret room, Zheng Qianyi was sitting there anxiously, waiting for the news in front of him.
Suddenly, the curtain was lifted, and a small head poked in.
It's fleshy, it's white, and it's cute at a glance.
Zheng Qianyi was speculating whether this was the young master of the Qian Bojun family or the young master of the Zhang Fugui family, when this fleshy little doll opened his mouth: "Are you the envoy sent by the imperial army?" ”