Chapter 1045: Tricked
Ye Xiao was ruthless this time: "Damn! Lao Tzu, even if he fights for his life, he has to refine this stone tablet, even if it is just to catch this guy who left the word and beat him up in the future! This reason alone is enough!"
Then he took a few deep breaths, trying to calm his emotions.
His eyes stared at the stele without blinking, watching the exercise of the stele of refining.
"The method is actually really simple.,Anyone who has eyes to read can understand it.,But as far as the kid is concerned, I don't know if I can understand it.,I really don't dare to compliment you on the IQ of a person who only pretends to use space.。 The handwriting on the stele: "First of all, you hold the stele with both hands, a very simple action...... You understand that, right?"
That's it, and then the handwriting underneath is gone.
Obviously, only after completing this action will there be further hints!
The matter was coming, and Ye Xiao had no choice but to grit his teeth and hold this cold stone tablet with both hands first.
Then a line of words came out of the air in front of him: "...... Secondly, place the chin on the top of the stone tablet and stick it tightly. ”
Then the handwriting was gone.
Ye Xiao glared, and put his chin on it very seriously.
Human inertia is like this, when the most difficult first step is taken, the latter is much easier to accept!
"The third step, especially important, will your dantian, tightly attached to the stele, pay attention to be sure to stick tightly, dantian aura, to be able to contact the aura on the surface of the stele, this step must not have mistakes, remember to remember. ”
Ye Xiao sighed in his heart: What kind of strange method is this? However, using one's own aura to contact the aura of the stone tablet can also be regarded as the most basic step of refining, and there is still a certain amount of truth.
Continue to do so now.
In the current situation, Ye Xiao hugged the stele with both hands, put his chin on the top of the stele, and the dantian part stood up and stuck tightly to the stele, this posture already looked very weird.
"The fourth step, run the spiritual power, go up and down the Yellow Spring, ninety-nine weeks. ”
It is not difficult to operate spiritual power in such a posture under such circumstances......
After Ye Xiaoyun finished the ninety-ninth week, a new handwriting appeared on the top: "The tongue swallows the aura, circles the stone tablet for a week, and then returns to the dantian, up and down, and you can sense the true essence of the stone tablet." ”
This...... What kind of weird method is this? Actually using the tongue as an opportunity to lead?!
Is this a secret design, or is it a deliberate attempt to play with people?
Ye Xiao, who was helpless, complied with suspicion, and sure enough, he felt that there was a handwriting inside the stone tablet rising: "The sixth step, with the dantian as the center, release the aura outward, and completely wrap the entire stone tablet." ”
"Seventh, raise your left hand and put it on your right cheek, raise your right hand and put it on your left buttocks, and keep your jaw dantian close to the stone tablet and don't move away. ”
Ye Xiao only felt a wave of depression suddenly rise from his heart: What the hell, there is such a narrow refining method in the world? Do you dare to be more bloody and filthy!
There is a faint doubt in my heart: Was it tricked?
But...... At this time, the only way to do it is to see what this guy wants to do.
Reluctantly complied with it at the moment.
"The eighth step, the most important step, to ensure that the spiritual power of the whole body can still operate normally in this situation, urge the spiritual power, and let out three loud farts in a row, otherwise you can't feel the vibration inside the stone tablet, remember to remember, don't think I'm playing tricks on you! This is the only correct refining method, once you miss it, there will be no chance!"
Ye Xiao's face was full of black lines, now that he had come to this point, the other party was a serious way to describe the way of exercising the method, even if it was against his will, he had to do it.
It's just that in my heart, I have already scolded this guy thousands of times.
Exercise ......
Bang bang bang......
Then, Ye Xiao felt that the inside of the stone tablet really shook, and then a few words really appeared.
"Step 9...... Hahahaha...... It's ridiculous to me, you did it all, it seems that my judgment of your IQ is not wrong at all, hahaha...... What a fool, I was really kidding you just now hahahaha......"
"Poof!"
Ye Xiao once again sprayed a mouthful of blood on the stone tablet!
This time it's not black bruises, it's vermilion blood!
It's so cheap!
"you!" Ye Xiao jumped up wildly, he had never been so evil in his two lives!
This bastard's approach is simply to make fun of himself as the first or second in the world......
You can tease as much as you want, you can play with it as much as you want, and the most annoying thing is that you really did what you said, and you were simply willingly toyed with, the sky, the earth, Lao Tzu was toyed with to the end......
What kind of face does Lao Tzu have......
Ye Xiao shouted and scolded frantically, and the three-character scripture in his mouth was like a cannon, his face was flushed, and his eyes were about to split!
I couldn't help but slap it out with one palm, and with a "boom", the stone tablet that had been playing tricks on Ye Xiao for a whole hour was blasted into powder!
"Bastard, ahhh......h I'm going to kill you!I'm going to kill you, ahhhhh......hhh
"You bastard! The sun and the moon are dull...... Ahhh......hh
The resentment in Ye Xiao's heart has almost formed a substance!
"What the hell, you're not playing tricks like that!"
"Bastard bastard!"
"The world's No. 1 bastard with no sun and moon!"
"I'm angry, I'm angry......" Ye Xiao was so angry that he vomited several mouthfuls of blood one after another, almost panting unevenly.
The next moment, Ye Xiao was suddenly stunned.
Then he thought about the whole process from beginning to end, and the more he thought about it, the more weird he felt in his heart, and then he suddenly laughed: "******, you bastard can really be regarded as a talent, I Ye Xiao dominates the world, proud of the group, and it is the first time that someone has played me so miserably......! Hahahaha......"
Ye Xiao laughed like crazy.
I remembered my previous series of cautious movements...... Knowing that these movements are not normal, he is still stupid and does not make mistakes......
Ye Xiao suddenly felt: "It's not that you are smart at all in this ******, but that Lao Tzu has lost his mind and lost his heart!"
"It's hateful for you to play with Lao Tzu ******, but Lao Tzu was played by you to the last step, but he is to blame, and he is to blame!"
"It's just that Lao Tzu is too greedy!"
"If you don't have desire, you will be strong, and if you have desire, you can only be controlled!"