Chapter 165: Wood, Fool Too
A jade plaque was thrown over, and Miao Miao looked confused, "What is this?"
Ling Xiao said lightly: "You will know it when you see it." ”
Miao Miaohu glanced at him suspiciously, put the jade plate on his head, and as soon as his consciousness passed, a few words suddenly appeared: wood, fool is also ......
"Damn!"
The jade plaque was thrown to the ground, and Miao Miao said angrily: "What are you?
He chuckled, "Didn't you say that the day before yesterday......?
"Yan Zifu!"
Her eyes widened, "You deliberately teased me, didn't you?"
He pursed his lips and chuckled, pulled her over, pinched her nose and said, "It's been quite hard to see you running around these days, doesn't this amuse you." ”
"What are you amusing me about?"
She took his hand away and pouted, "You're bullying me." ”
"This demon clan is prevalent in a sentence. ”
"Huh?"
Miao Miao was a little confused by his jumping thinking, waiting for her cute eyes to look at him, "What words?"
"Haven't you heard?"
He suddenly bent down, took her into his arms, and whispered in her ear: "The more you like it, the more you have to bully, so that the female loves you......"
Her face turned red all of a sudden, inexplicably red, how could she feel that these words were a little dirty?
The man's warm breath sprayed on his face, his heart couldn't help but beat faster, he suddenly kissed her on the face, her face seemed to be burned by something, buried her head in his arms, and said shamefully: "Which bastard said that?
"I didn't believe it. ”
The other hand raised and completely encircled her, "But now that I believe it, Miao Miao seems to be very happy." ”
"you!"
pinched the soft flesh on his waist, and pulled away the topic: "Tomorrow, you will go back to Wuji Gate with Master, you have to be careful." ”
"I'm fine, but you. ”
Thinking that tomorrow was about to separate, the hand holding her couldn't help but tighten, "Although there are toads and Sword Pavilion mother-in-law to protect you, but I have dealt with him a few times with Hujun, the city is very deep, and he only relies on his own hobbies, and treasures worth tens of millions can be given away, or they can be destroyed and not let people get them...... It is good for people who are pleasing to their eyes, but if they are not pleasing to the eye...... Hehe......"
"Does love want to live, and hate to die?"
Miao Miao chuckled, "It's a real man......"
"Heh......"
Ling Xiao also chuckled, "That's not bad, how can a husband have no power for a day? ”
After a pause, he said, "Anyway, just be careful with him." ”
Miao Miao nodded, "You have to be careful yourself, no matter what the outcome of this battle is, the process is extremely dangerous, and what survives is my righteous hope." ”
"I understand ......"
He hooked the strands of hair that fell on her forehead, pinned it lightly behind her ear, lowered his head and pecked her on the lips, and said in a low voice: "When this is over, you and I will become partners." ”
She blushed and said coquettishly: "Who wants to be a Taoist companion with you, go, go, I still have to train my army of plants and trees." ”
The man was hugged tightly by him, "That's more important than me?"
"If the Demon Venerable wins, let's not talk about getting married, it's still a question of whether we can stay alive. ”
"So, Miao Miao is willing to marry me?"
Miao Miao was stunned for a moment, then made a big red face, and said: "You have said that to the people of the world, if I don't fulfill you, you will not be ashamed." ”
"Haha!"
Ling Xiao laughed, "So...... The little one thanked the sacred tree for mercy. ”
"Hmph, now you know how lucky you are, don't you, be kind to me in the future, especially your mouth......"
Reach out and pinch someone's mouth, "Don't be angry with me, say more nice things." ”
"For example?"
"For example, Miao Miao is so beautiful, Miao Miao is so smart, Miao Miao is so cute......"
"Don't you think my conscience hurts when you ask me to say this?"
"Well, why does your conscience hurt?"
Miao Miao asked stupidly, and then said angrily: "Am I not beautiful, not cute, and not smart?!"
"Yes, yes, yes, Miao Miao is the most beautiful, the cutest, and the smartest, is this okay?"
"Phew, less rhetoric, lest your conscience ache. ”
He laughed, rubbed her in his arms, and said softly, "You're so cute, that's true." ”
"Humph!"
She snorted coldly, but her little mouth turned involuntarily, "Do you still need to say this......?"
All the words were swallowed up by him, and her eyes widened, and she was soon stunned......
I don't know how long it took, the man let go of her, and said in a hoarse voice: "Miao Miao, you have to take care, if you can't do it, hide in the floating tower, don't come out casually." ”
"You too, if you can't do it, you will hide in the secret realm, and you must survive. ”
"I will. ”
He took out a golden lock tied with a red rope, "This is what my mother gave me, now give it to you, when we get married, you will return it to me......"
Miao Miao's heart moved, and she suddenly said with some uneasiness: "Why do you ask me to keep such a valuable thing? You keep it yourself, I don't care." ”
He didn't speak, and hung the golden lock around her neck by himself, "The place where I was born, when a child was born, parents will prepare a golden lock, saying that it can lock lives, so it is also called a longevity lock." Now that I'm giving you this lock, I'm giving you my life, you know what I mean?"
Miao Miao's eyes widened, blinked a few times, and said a little confusedly: "What do you mean?"
“......”
Ling Xiao was injured internally, rubbed his sore eyebrows, and said with a little red on his face: "Even if you live and die, you don't dare to say goodbye to Erjue." ”
Miao Miao's eyes suddenly turned round, "Yan Zifu, you, are you confessing?"
"Who said ......"
He turned around suddenly, Miao Miao hugged him, and grinned, "Haha, finally admit it, right? You like me, right......?
Seeing that he was still struggling gently, a certain girl was unhappy, so she went around the person at once, jumped up and hugged his neck, hung directly on the person like a koala, and laughed: "Haha, Xiao Langjun, why is your face red?"
"It's hot. ”
"Oh, why are you sweating?"
"It's still hot. ”
"Yes, let my sister take a good look, why is her neck red, too? My ears are too! Ahh
"Hmph! I can shoot if I want!"
Ling Xiao said that he hugged her and lifted her up, this is good, a certain little girl suddenly shrunk into her arms, and from a certain angle it looked very obscene, and this obscene appearance was seen by Ge Yu who came over.
"Apprentice...... What are you doing?!"
Ge Yu's dog eyes widened, "You, are you doing something obscene?"
"No, no......"
Miao Miao hurriedly jumped off the ground and shook her head again and again, "Master, you misunderstood. ”
"Misunderstanding?"
Ge Yu suddenly exploded, "Are you blind when you are a master?!!Xiao Miaomiao?!Did the teacher teach you the etiquette, righteousness, and shame of being a human being?!Although we and other cultivators don't care about the world......
"I haven't taught......"
Miao Miao's voice interrupted Ge Yu's roar, "Master, do you have Alzheimer's......? And ......"
Miao Miao's voice was cold, "I'm a spirit demon, you're a shemale, strictly speaking, you're not a human, don't be ashamed of being a person!"
Ge Yu's eyes fell out, "Damn, I didn't expect you to be such a person! You are worthy of being my apprentice! Yes, what kind of discipline do you need to be a man, there is wine today and drunk tomorrow, okay, little apprentice, the master will leave first, and there are still a few little goblins waiting for me over there...... hoho, it's still a goblin, alas, your master, really, it's just too reserved, to pounce like this, I'll just hug it at most, where will it be......"
Looking at Ge Yu, who was talking far away, Ling Xiao, who had been silent for a long time, suddenly said: "Miao Miao, stay away from your master in the future......"
"What's wrong?"
"He's not a nymphomaniac, he's a real pervert. ”
"Poof!"
Miao Miao burst into laughter, "Hahaha, aren't you afraid that his old man will hear about it and clean you up then?"
Ling Xiao rolled his eyes and snorted coldly, "Give him a bunch of treasures, and he agreed, in this regard, you master and apprentice are really alike." ”
"Hmph, you are a full man, you don't know how hungry you are, you don't know how hard the poor live......
Ling Xiao is speechless, even you and your master can be considered poor ghosts?
There was nothing to say for a night, and soon it was time to leave, Miao Miao tearfully sent a group of people away, and then said to the zero zero demon: "Zero zero demon, the demon emperor said, let your department cooperate with our department, we will wait for the grass and trees to attack weakly, and we can provide auxiliary logistics." How to cooperate, we still need to run in. ”
Zero Zero Demon nodded, "This alliance is a foregone conclusion, Ge Yu will go this time, and will set up a combat base camp outside Taiji City, and then the various major sects and the Demon Emperor will personally go to command, if my estimate is right, we will soon have a battle to the death with the Demon Venerable." ”
Miao Miao was stunned, "This is going to be ......"
"Can't wait any longer. ”
Fox Jun didn't know when he appeared beside him, "The situation outside is getting worse and worse day by day, I just received the exact news, although most of the zombies have withdrawn from the Drought Fish Jinling, but some of the zombies are no longer under his control, and now they are attacking humans and my demon clan even more frantically, and some people in even a city have been turned into zombies by them......"
Miao Miao's body trembled, and she couldn't help but exclaim, "The zombie is out of control, how is this possible?"
"In addition to being emotionally indifferent, what is the difference between high-level zombies and living creatures like us?"
Fox Jun glanced at Miao Miao lightly, "Don't forget, zombies are originally people, and people ...... Heh......"
Gently hooked his lips, "It's the most voracious creature." ”
Miao Miao lowered her eyes, snorted coldly, and did not answer.
"Doesn't the holy tree agree with what you say?"
He suddenly lifted Miao Miao's long hair, revealing her cute and small ears, and said softly: "Miao Miao, you are so cute, why don't you stay and marry me?"
Miao Miao was startled, hurriedly jumped out of the distance, looked at the fox monarch vigilantly and said, "Your Majesty, don't tease me...... Miao Miao already has a sweetheart......"