Yi Wu Wu Han Che
Today is the unveiling ceremony of the Lingquan Hall, because Chiyomu also smashed some silver, the newly built Lingquan Hall looks more magnificent than before.
Standing in front of it, everyone became small.
Today was supposed to be a happy day, but it was very unpleasant because of the arrival of an uninvited guest.
The person who came claimed to be the princess of the mysterious country wanted to become a disciple of the Five Spirits Academy, but she was unwilling to participate in the personal trial, which caused the dissatisfaction of the disciples present, and they all asked the dean to blast her out.
Ji Mi was not interested in anything else, but was very interested in the mysterious country that the woman said, and stepped forward and asked her, "Then which mysterious country are you from?" ”
Ask back, but Ji Mi is quite sure that there will not be any new mysterious realms, in the tens of thousands of years of memories that Zixun has, only Xue Yuan can be called a mysterious country, if you are a long lai, because people in the Wuling Continent rarely come into contact with it, it can barely be regarded as a mystery, as for the other small countries around, it must not be called a mysterious place.
I didn't expect the woman to say that something was bad, even if she made up a random one, it was better than saying that she was from Xue Yuan. As soon as the woman finished saying that she was from Xueyuan, everyone looked at Ji Mi in unison, only to see Ji Mi bowing her head and laughing silently after hearing this.
"Girl, if you really have the heart to enter the academy, then no matter where you are from, as long as you pass the trial, it proves that you are capable, then I, Guo Yongqing, are welcome, but are you really from Xueyuan?" When Dean Guo asked the last sentence, his eyes also glanced at Ji Mi's direction by the way, and when he saw that she was still that mocking, he also counted it in his heart.
The woman pinched the corner of the silk handkerchief to cover her mouth and coughed lightly, "I am indeed from Xue Yuan, don't mind, the temperature difference between Xue Yuan and Wuling is very large, and I also accidentally caught a cold, so I will never infect others." He covered his mouth and coughed again.
The neck is red, and the performance is quite hard, but ...... This girl won't be a fool, as long as she knows a little bit about Xue Yuan, she will know that the temperature there is cold, and when she comes to a place like Wuling, even if the academy is close to Jin Lin, whose temperature is still low in the Five Kingdoms, but she doesn't get cold as soon as she comes, you must know that Xue Yuan is much cooler than the temperature here, Ji Mi went to Xue Yuan and stayed for a while, and she hasn't adapted to the climate of Wuling yet.
"It turned out to be from Xueyuan...... Ji Mi stepped forward, held the woman's hand holding the silk handkerchief, and asked softly: "I am an old friend of your emperor, I don't know how good he is?" ”
As soon as Ji Mi finished speaking, everyone understood, and they didn't open their mouths tacitly, just waiting for Ji Mi to tease this liar.
The woman pretended to be surprised, and looked at Ji Mi with wide eyes, "Miss turned out to be old friends with grandpa, Han Che is really rude...... Everything is fine with the Great. ”
Hey, everything is fine, right, Ji Mi looked at Han Che and smiled meaninglessly, but Han Che felt that her smile was mixed with a lot of emotions that she couldn't understand, "Is the King of Zhennan okay?" Last time, he said he was going to invite me to drink. ”
When talking about King Zhennan, Ji Mi felt the woman's hand tremble, but she pretended not to notice, her smiling eyes crooked, and she still looked at her with an almost kind expression, waiting for her answer.
When she heard this question, Han Che's brain was spinning rapidly, but no matter how fast she turned, she didn't have the slightest impression of this Zhennan King.
Of course she didn't have an impression, it was originally Ji Mi's nonsense, Xue Yuan only had one prince, that was her eldest uncle, the king of Zhennan who ran out.
Han Che thought about it for a long time and still couldn't remember this person, but she still forced herself to know the non-existent King of Zhennan, and replied with a quiet smile: "Naturally, everything is fine with King Zhennan, and he sent it to Xueyuan in this palace." ”
Oh~~~ So that's the case, Ji Mi couldn't hold back her smile, "The princess was able to get the king of Zhennan to send her in person, that's really a blessing." ”
Now everyone is sure that this so-called Princess Xueyuan is just an impostor, she definitely doesn't know that the young lady standing in front of her who seems to be smiling is the real Princess Xueyuan, the orthodox royal bloodline.
Han Che thought that Ji Mi was really flattering her, so she raised her head proudly and twisted her ass in front of the dean, "Dean Guo, you just let me enter the academy, my grandfather is the emperor of Xueyuan, and I can afford to pay as much money as I can." ”
What's that? Also the emperor?
According to Ji Mi's understanding, Xue Yuan has never been the emperor, only the emperor, didn't she say it just now?
"I'm afraid not, you shouldn't have lied in front of so many people." It's okay to lie in front of them, anyway, they don't know what kind of place Xue Yuan is, but ...... Before coming, you should first get to know Ji Mi, the much-loved heir to the throne of Xueyuan.
Han Che frowned deeply, "Bengong doesn't understand what you're talking about?" What lies? "When people are weak-hearted, there will always be all kinds of small expressions and small movements, even if she is a master of disguise, she can find flaws, not to mention that the woman in front of her is not a person who can disguise at all.
The nervous expression seemed to the dean and Ji Mi to have admitted that she was lying, and Han Che didn't expect that the scam he had carefully prepared for so long would be discovered so quickly.
The dean didn't want to say anything more, he just waved her hand to let her leave the academy, and people like her were not welcome in Wuling Academy.
But Han Che didn't give up, grabbed Dean Guo's hand and asked him why he didn't let herself enter the academy, she obviously inquired, there was a person named Lantern Xiao who came in halfway, why could she enter herself.
"Let me tell you, my grandfather is the emperor of Xueyuan, and I can raze your little broken academy with a casual word!" I don't know where she got her confidence, maybe she thinks everyone is as stupid as her.
Ji Mi looked at her like an adult watching an eleven or twelve-year-old child brag and wanted to demolish her, but she felt that it was rare to have such a person for everyone's entertainment, so she let her pretend to be for a while.
And.
This girl, don't look at her age, she is not big, her tone is not small, she even said that she could raze the academy with a casual word.
Dean Guo is not a weak person, he looked her up and down, and said sarcastically: "Just you? Since it is a small broken academy, it can't tolerate the big Buddha of Her Royal Highness the princess, even more so I beg you, let's go, don't be ashamed. ”
Her Royal Highness the princess, who was ironic in this sentence, didn't expect Han Che to be very useful, and still looked at people with her chin held high and her nostrils, "Yes, you are a little broken academy, but only here in the entire Wuling Continent can you barely be worthy of this princess." ”
I'll go......
Ji Mi really held back her laughter and held it back in pain, and finally stopped laughing at all, and the three of them squatted on the ground with their stomachs in their hands.
How could you meet such a woman, who doesn't even make drafts when she talks nonsense.
Who are the disciples in these Five Spirits Academy? It's not the children of high-ranking officials and nobles, or the relatives of the royal family and nobles, or the disciples of some hermits and masters, grandchildren or something, which one is not a noble, just a princess, this Five Spirits Academy is a lot of it, and there are some tribal princesses in the frontier.
"What are you laughing at?" Han Che knew that they were laughing at themselves, so he was ashamed and annoyed, and said to a few men behind him with a sideways face: "Dare to laugh at this palace, go up and slap their mouths for me!" ”
A few men are afraid that it is not the village entrance that kills pigs, not to mention the fat head and big ears, the smell of pig fat on the whole body, before they can get closer, they were stopped by the two of Laurel Lanxiang, "Presumptuous, blind your dog eyes, and don't look at who is standing in front of you, the princess of the North Moon Qingying, and the daughter of the Hua family are also what you say you can teach a lesson?" ”
The identities of these three people, who dares to be disrespectful in Wuling, Ji Mi and Bao'er don't say, just talk about Hua Rongying, the Hua clan has a deep foundation in Beiyue, the elder of the clan, the old head of Huafu, the father of Hua Rongying, the current head of Huafu, which one is not a character who can call the wind and rain on the mainland.
Sure enough, Yuegui's words made those fat men jealous, but Han Che didn't care about these and insisted on beating the three of them. Several big men were frightened by the eyes of the two of them, neither advancing nor retreating, but the gold lord who gave them the silver was behind, so they could only obey the order.
As soon as he stepped forward, he was surrounded by a group of black-clothed people, these are the hidden guards and secret guards around Ji Mi, they are invisible on weekdays, and they will only come out when they need to, today they actually surrounded a few men with average skills, I think it was also to teach the princess a little lesson.
"The three young ladies are noble, stand back, otherwise don't blame us for being polite." Several fat men were surrounded by the human wall, and they could only retreat step by step due to coercion, and as soon as they retreated in front of Han Che, the man who walked in from her was kicked by her from behind.
Ji Mi and the three of them were still laughing unscrupulously when they saw this scene, and the three men watching the play next to them saw that their babies were about to laugh, so they also glanced at each other, shook their heads helplessly and sighed and smiled.
"Okay, if you don't go up, then this palace will come by itself!" Han Che took out his long whip from behind his back, and saw that he was about to throw it in the face of a hidden guard.
When he was only a little bit away, he was stopped by Ji Mi, "My people, I can only teach me, I don't care about you when I see that you say big things and have a little meaning, if you still don't know the rules like this, then don't blame my aunt and grandmother for being you're welcome!" With that, he let go suddenly, and Han Che quickly took a few steps back, and then fell on his ass solidly.
Her embarrassed appearance amused a lot of people, even the usually serious Bai Qingya covered her mouth and chuckled when she saw it, which shows how eye-catching this cold che is, isn't this also her purpose, now that the purpose has been achieved, everyone thinks that if they see it, they can get out.
Angry, where is there a gray person, no matter how Han Che said it, he would not give up until he took this breath, "You! Do you know who my dad is?! ”
Yo yo yo, the little girl is still here to fight for her father? Come, come, tell your ancestors out loud, who is your father?
Han Che puffed up ten percent of his strength, and shouted loudly at Ji Mi: My father is the king of Zongxi!
??? WTF???
Little sister, you must be joking, her uncle gave birth to a daughter, but the child died not long after birth, and now there is only one son left, don't tell her that this crazy woman talking nonsense in front of her is her cousin.
Ji Mi is sure that her uncle doesn't have a daughter, so since she wants to play, let's play with her, "Yo, it turns out that your father is the king of Zongxi, and who is the king of Zhennan?" Ji Mi asked her with a wicked smile.
Who knew that this person's next words made her even more dumbfounded. Han Che puffed up his chest and looked at Ji Mi proudly and said, "That's my uncle!" ”
was really speechless about the woman in front of her, Ji Mi nodded again and again after hearing this, and when she returned to the crowd, she broke out again with a laugh that was higher than the other.
"Hahaha! Did you hear that? She said that the king of Zhennan was her uncle!! Ji Mi was really about to laugh, laughed for a while, covered her stomach with her hands and said, "If you don't laugh, don't laugh, if you laugh again, you will lack oxygen." ”
Ouch, this is really the funniest joke she's ever heard today, no, it's the funniest joke she's ever heard in time, Chiyo Mu has never liked to make fun of others, but she can't cry or laugh when she hears Han Che's words, I don't know whether to laugh or feel sad for her, say this kind of big talk in front of Mi'er, count her unlucky.
In the end, Bao'er couldn't listen to it anymore, and corrected her, "You can pull it, where does King Zongxi have any brothers, there is only one eldest sister, and this one in front of you is the fake Princess Xueyuan, you know why we laughed at you so much just now, right?" Bao'er pointed to Ji Mi on the side to introduce her.
Han Che was stunned for a moment, and then frowned, she knew in her heart that she was fake, but she didn't expect that there was a real one here, and the identity of Princess Xueyuan was chosen to cheat because most people didn't know Xueyuan, but she didn't expect to go out today without looking at the yellow calendar, and bumped into a group of people who really understand.
"Hmph, who knows if you're real or fake." Han Che pouted and refused to admit Ji Mi's identity.
"True and false, false and true, true and false, true and false, false and true, don't you understand this truth?" Ji Mi's words made the people around him nod their heads in agreement.
That's right, it really can't be fake, not to mention that everyone knows the identity of Ji Mi's Princess Xueyuan, there can be no fake, and Xueyuan's Ice and Snow Emperor and his three sons are living in Ji's mansion, how can it be fake.
Ji Mi walked around Han Che, and finally stopped behind her, and put a hand on her shoulder, but here Han Che, she felt that this hand was very weighty, as if it would crush her if it was a little heavier, "You used the identity of Princess Xueyuan to cheat, it's nothing more than that people in the Five Spirits Continent don't know about Xue Yuan, but you are too stupid, you cheated and actually came to the Five Spirits Academy, everyone here has more or less some power on you, you never thought about why I laughed so presumptuously from the beginning, Talking so recklessly, hasn't anyone stopped me? Because, I'm real. ”
Ji Mi didn't know how many people this woman had deceived with this little trick, but she had indeed done something to damage Xue Yuan's reputation, and this must not be tolerated.
But this girl is a bit funny to make up nonsense, and she really can't afford to punish her, "Forget it, I'm in a good mood today, you can clean up this academy inside and out, if you dare to cheat with the fake identity of Princess Xueyuan in the future, if I know it, you see what I do with you." ”
Ji Mi has a particularly frightening thing that is that when she gets serious, her eyes seem to be able to see through the deepest things buried in people's hearts, so that people dare not doubt what she says.
After being silent for a while, Han Che confessed his mistake to Ji Mi in a trembling voice, "More...... Thank you Miss for your kindness, Han Che won't dare next time......"
Well, it's good if you don't dare. Ji Mi asked Yuegui to bring a broom and stuffed it into Han Che's hand, "Then clean it well, let's leave quickly after sweeping, don't let me see you again." ”
Even if this matter is over, what Ji Mi can't understand is that this woman doesn't want to leave after cleaning, and would rather clean in the academy every day than stay here.
That day, Ji Mi found her and asked her why she didn't leave, Han Che put down the broom in his hand, looked at the disciples who were meditating and cultivating in the Lingquan Hall, and muttered: "Even if you are only a sweeper, go out, and say that you are a member of the Five Spirits Academy, others will respect me, and besides, I envy you for being able to cultivate and study in such a place, I don't have such a blessing." ”
She looked down at her tattered shoes, "Just tell me about you." My mother was a fireworks woman, and I didn't even know who my father was and where my relatives were. My mother didn't care about me, and in her eyes, I was just a burden that kept her from enjoying other men. As for you, your mother is the princess of Xueyuan, your former father is the right minister of Beiyue, your husband is a divine envoy who can intimidate the entire continent, two good sisters, one is a princess, and the other is a concubine of the family. Don't say it, I really envy you. ”
You've learned a lot during this time, Ji Mi grinned, "Then why do you want to go to the Five Spirits Academy?" ”
"I've always wanted to be a formation mage. But you also said that the disciples of the Five Spirits Academy are more or less from some family backgrounds, and I have nothing, so I can only stay in the Five Spirits Academy in this way, even if I can see it from a distance, isn't it? Many people can't get in if they want to, but sometimes it's good to have a dead face. Ji Mi only now found out that when this girl didn't talk big, her smile was still very clean and good-looking, and it was hard to imagine that she was born in the land of fireworks.
But it's not her fault, if she can choose to be born, who doesn't want to vote for a good family.
Ji Mi patted her shoulder and didn't speak, and the two sat together for a while before Ji Mi left.
After leaving, she didn't go back to the dormitory, but went to talk to the dean, although she didn't directly let Han Che enroll, but she was also allowed to walk around the academy, allowed to enter the Lingquan Hall to cultivate, and she could also watch the disciples when they were in class, everything had to wait for a while to see if she had the qualifications to officially enter the academy before it could be decided.