005 Teach people
Deng Quanyuan thought that Chi Feijiao would have some reservations.
After all, the world believes in one truth, that is, the disciples of the church starve their masters to death.
However, to his surprise, Chi Fei didn't have any reservations at all, almost asking and answering something.
Sometimes when he didn't understand, he would show him until he understood it thoroughly.
In just ten days, Deng Quan was already able to use the abacus to skillfully add and subtract.
Such a big progress made Deng Quan excited, and his favorability towards Chi Fei increased day by day.
Under his guidance and help, several other guys gradually became familiar with Chi Fei.
Sometimes, when I came back from home with some food, I would give him a little bit.
Chi Fei had nothing to do and nothing in return, so he occasionally told them a few stories as a pastime.
Those guys are not very old, almost all of them are between sixteen and eighteen years old, which is the age when they are playful and active.
Because Chi Fei tells stories that only he knows, and the stories are novel and interesting, the more they listen, the more they want to hear them.
Later, he asked Chi Fei to tell stories almost as soon as he finished eating, and completely regarded him as a free storyteller.
Chi Fei didn't expect to dig such a big hole for himself, but looking at the expectant eyes of these young people, it was hard to refuse, so he had to turn out Grimm's fairy tales and tell them, but the characters and backgrounds in them were all changed to Chinese.
didn't expect such a change to make him want to laugh.
For example, Cinderella Xiandula, he changed to Miss Zhang Jiasan, whose maiden name is Xian'er. There are two vicious half-sisters and a bad-hearted stepmother.
The magician changed to a Dao Gu who happened to pass by, and it is said that she has been practicing for hundreds of years, and she is about to become an immortal.
Isn't it a matter of minutes for such a enlightened saint to turn a broken pumpkin into a carriage or something? Well, no problem.
As for how did Miss Zhang Xian'er meet the prince? Of course, we can't meet because we danced together.
Haven't you heard of whether men and women give or receive kisses? How can there be a young lady who has not been out of the cabinet to dance casually with a strange man, and it is a pas de deux hand in hand. This is simply immoral, and you have to dip in the pig cage.
Uh, they should have met on the road. Yes, I met on the road.
It is said that the prince went out on patrol that day, but he didn't expect to be attacked by assassins.
Just as the Assassin was about to succeed, Miss Zhang Xian'er, who happened to pass by in a pumpkin carriage, kindly rescued the injured prince into the car.
As for why Miss Zhang Xian'er drove around in the pumpkin carriage conjured up by Daogu in the middle of the night.
Heck, don't worry about such inconsequential details. Anyway, that's how the two of them met.
Next, Miss Zhang Xian'er drove a pumpkin carriage (Miss drove a carriage?). Deliver the prince to the palace gate and prepare to leave.
The prince fell in love at first sight with this life-saving beauty (of course, it has to be a beauty, you can find a flower to try) and wanted to ask her what her name was and where she lived.
Miss Zhang Xian'er knew that it would not be long before the spell would be invalid and the pumpkin carriage would become an ordinary pumpkin, so she didn't even bother to say the name, and hurriedly drove the carriage away. Because I was in too much of a hurry, I accidentally dropped an embroidered shoe.
Afterwards, the prince, who only got an embroidered shoe from his sweetheart, remembered Miss Zhang Xian'er and decided that he must find her and marry her no matter what.
So the prince searched all over the world and finally found a unique divine dog.
The most powerful thing about this divine dog is that it has a unique sense of smell, and can smell thousands of miles away, without any mistakes or omissions.
The next plot is easy to understand, the prince sniffed the embroidered shoes on his heart to the god dog, and then asked it to find out the person.
This divine dog was really powerful, and soon smelled the same smell in the city, and then took the prince to Zhang's house like this.
Miss Zhang Xian'er's stepmother, after hearing the prince's request, was overjoyed and immediately identified the embroidered shoes as her eldest daughter's.
The prince then asked the eldest lady of the Zhang family to try on this embroidered shoe, but she couldn't wear it at all.
Seeing this, the stepmother immediately changed her mind and said that she had misremembered, and that the embroidered shoes were actually her second daughter's.
The prince then asked Miss Zhang Jiaer to try on this embroidered shoe.
This time, Miss Zhang Jiaer was more of a chicken thief, and she knew that she would definitely not be able to wear it, so she quickly cut off her toes with a knife, and then successfully put on her shoes.
Just when the second lady of the Zhang family thought that she was about to become the princess, the prince said indifferently: "I'm sorry, it wasn't you who saved me that day, you made me blind?" ”
After hearing this, Miss Zhang Jiaer vomited blood and fainted, and before she passed out, she screamed, "Why didn't you say it earlier, return my toes!" ”。
Knowing that the matter was revealed, the stepmother completely lied, quickly knelt down and begged for mercy and told the truth: in fact, the embroidered shoes belonged to her youngest daughter.
Finally, at the moment he saw Miss Zhang Xian'er, the prince knew that he had found his sweetheart, so he immediately proposed to the Zhang family.
In this way, Miss Zhang Xian'er became the princess without danger, and since then she has lived happily with the prince and gave birth to children for him.
Finish.
Chi Fei felt very satisfied, and it would be more reasonable to change the story to this.
Otherwise, how do you explain that the glass slipper can't be worn by hundreds of thousands of other women except Cinderella?
The probability is too low, I can't say anything.
And what prince would go around looking for someone to try on a shoe with a shoe? It's not a shoe seller.
But if it is changed to let the three sisters take turns trying to see which one can be worn, it will be more reasonable.
Sure enough, after listening to this story that was changed beyond recognition by Chi Fei, those guys didn't ask any logical questions, but listened to it with relish.
One of the guys, Zhang Quanshui, said with a yearning face: "That divine dog is so powerful, it can even smell the smell thousands of miles away, it is worthy of being a unique divine dog." If only I had a dog like this. ”
"What if you have a dog like that? You don't know a young lady like Zhang Xian'er. Another guy, Liu An, teased.
Zhang Quanshui, who was made fun of, blushed, and said angrily: "What do you know, if I had such a dog, I would have made a fortune a long time ago." Whoever loses something, just let my dog smell it and it will be found right away. At that time, I will be in this business alone. ”
The last guy, Zhang Dachun, who was the strongest guy, touched his chin and said, "But I think there must be a greater use for such a divine dog, not just to find lost items." ”
"Then tell me what else you can do."
"I can't think of it for a while, but I always feel that it's not that simple."
Liu An patted his thigh and said, "Ah, I thought about it." You can use it for treasure hunting. Just let it smell the treasure-related items, and the dog will be able to follow the smell to find it. ”
"Yes, yes, that's what I was thinking about just now, but I didn't think it clearly for a while, and I didn't expect you to say it." Zhang Dachun was very excited.
"It seems to make sense. But only if we have such a dog. ”
"You say, if I go and catch a puppy and raise it now, and then train it every day, will it have the same effect?"
"Hahaha, you're serious, you idiot."
Chi Fei sat next to him and smiled and watched a few of them crooked the building more and more, which was quite interesting.
Just when everyone was giggling, Chen Changdong, who was usually in charge of greeting customers at the door of the rice shop, walked in from outside.
When he saw Chi Fei surrounded in the middle, he snorted "sycophant" very disdainfully, and then walked away with his head up.
Zhang Quanshui frowned and said, "What's the matter with this Chen Changdong, every time he sees us recently, he is yin and yang, who offended him." ”
Deng Quan sneered: "He just can't get used to us being good with Su Zhen." He seems to have always been displeased with Su Zhen, and he doesn't know why. ”
Zhang Dachun said with some disdain: "He is just a villain." When Ah Zhen first came, he encouraged me to teach Ah Zhen a lesson. I thought it was too embarrassing for someone my age to bully a child, so I didn't agree. ”
Deng Quan patted him on the shoulder and said, "Fortunately, you didn't agree at the time, otherwise if something happened then, the shopkeeper would definitely find you to settle accounts." Think about it, why didn't he do it himself, but let you do it? To put it bluntly, it's just using you as a gunman. People are beaten by you, who are you looking for if you don't look for them? When he just says, I don't know anything, what can you do with him? ”
When Zhang Dachun heard this, he immediately jumped up angrily, "Damn, I didn't expect this guy to be so insidious, I'm going to settle accounts with him!" ”
Zhang Quanshui, who usually has the best relationship with him, grabbed him, "What's the use of you going now, it's been so long." It's not that you don't know that the shopkeeper hates others to fight the most, and if you get into trouble with him, you will definitely suffer. You can dissipate your anger and have less contact with him in the future. ”
Zhang Dachun sat down again angrily.
Since things started because of himself, Chi Fei always had to say something.
So he stood up and said sincerely to the four of them: "The matter started because of me, Su Zhen has caused trouble to the eldest brothers, I'm really embarrassed." ”
The four of them were stunned for a moment, and Deng Quan was the first to say: "What do you say, what does this have to do with you, it's just that guy is too stingy." In short, from today on, you are our little brother, and we will help each other in the future. ”
"That's right, we'll be good friends in the future, you're welcome, you're welcome." Zhang Dachun said with a smile.
Liu An also said: "I won't say anything about the meat, in short, if you have something to find me in the future, I will definitely help." ”
Zhang Quanshui said with a smile: "I only have one request, I hope Ah Zhen will tell us more stories when you have time." ”
"Yes, yes, that's right."
"Okay, okay, Ah Zhen is not a storyteller, why did he have so many stories to tell you."
Chi Fei took the opportunity to say: "Brother Quan just said what I wanted, there is not much left of the story I know, do you want to listen to it all at once, or do you want to take it slowly?" ”
"Is there really not much left?"
"yes, I'm almost done."
"Then let's take our time. Is there a head office for two days? ”
Chi Fei didn't say anything, but just raised three fingers.
"Do you want to say one in three days?"
"If you say one in three days, it should last for two or three months."
"Can you still listen to it for two or three months? Great, let's talk about one in three days. ”
In fact, Grimm's fairy tales only remember more classic stories such as Cinderella, Snow White, Thumbelina, the Mermaid Princess, Beauty and the Beast, etc., and the stock is limited.
If you adapt these stories into a Chinese background and talk about them slowly, you should be able to last for two or three months, and then you can be relieved when you finish speaking.
Finally no longer have to tell stories every day, Chi Fei couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.